Grand Funic Railroad produces 'funky' disc The following was given to me by Rich Berney. Mr. Berney says, "I am affec tionately submitting this record review from the October 29 issue of Down Beat, a music magazine, Please print in full. I would be grateful." Here follows the above mentioned review. "Grand Funk Railroad Closer To Home. Rating: zilch. At a concert, I once heard a emcee announce next week's attraction as the Grand Funk Railroad, and the resultant teeny bop tumult convinced me that said Grand Funk Railroad held incredible appeal for the IN PERSON!!! SAL, NOV. 14th at 8 PJ.V CONCERT X l I' '' 1 " f"' '' ' ft IMIlllMS'l Ml I I TICKETS at BRANDEIS, TREASURE CITY, MILLER ft PAINE DOWNTOWN A SATEWAY. MONTGOMERY WARD, RICHMAN GORDMAN mi RADIO CITY RECORD DEPARTMENTS, STORE HOURS. OPEN PAUL HARVEY COMES to LINCOLN The familiar "Hello Americans" will be heard in Lincoln, Nov. 11, 1970 at Pershing Municipal Auditorium. Mr. Harvey is sponsored by the Lancaster County Chapter of Muscular Dystrophy. ORDER NOW oil students--half pries with stdBt LO. cords PAGE 8 teenybop mass which only reinforced my opinion that ex pensive hype, top-40 hype media complicity, and the desire of said teenybop mass fcr fadistic product can ef fectively dictate popularity. Musically, GFR are as redundant and esthetically undemanding as one expects of expert bubblegum, working each mandatory cliche with mechanical precision, as if the archetypes of schlock. And on this latest album, ex travagantly popimpressBvely advertised by a monstrous Times Square billboard, such a creative impotence (in the in terests of Mammon perhaps) is well exhibited, particularly as "EASY RIDER" . . . EASY LISTENING" Featuring "In-A-Gadda-Da-llida" DON ELLIS AND FRIENDS r 23 All SEATS RESERVED $3 $4 $S EXTRA SPECIAL LIMITED SECTION $4.50 PCRSHIN6 TICKET OFFICE 12 NOON Till P.M. DAILY ) r Closer To Home becomes some definitive catalogue on How-To-Play-TremendousJy-Adequate -Rock-&Roll: basic pablumatic rhythm figures, basic scream Intonation (with proper soulful lyric distortion), basic in nocuous ballad ('Mean Mistreater'), basic pop politics plus world salvation identity, basic peachy production and promotion (especially the keen sea noise on 'I'm Your Cap tain!). As the producer's liner notes pronounce: "They are three who belong to the New Culture setting forth on its final voyage through a dying world . . . searching to find a way to bring us all CLOSER TO HOME but what utter crap! Should I ever agree that the music of Grand Funk Railroad belonged to my New Culture, then I would Immediately have to puH a Euripedes, removing myself to a distant cave where I might write my plays and make my music in a spiritual peace far apart from the witless mass . . . -Bourne". Mr. Berney then adds, "God bless Mr. Bourne. As for all lovers of Grand Funk Railroad music . . ." Mr. Berney here tells all lovers of Grand Funk Music to take advantage of the first opportunity that offers them the chance to become violated. Fred Eisenhart Byrds' new album is by Terry Schmitt Untitled is the title of the newest release by the ever evolving Byrds, This is a two record set, one live and one recorded in the studio. The latest Byrds are Roger McGuinn, of course; Gene Parsons; Clarence White; and the new bass player, Skip Bat tin. They have again managed to be inventive and diversified, while retaining the 'Byrds' sound. The live record is not really THE NEBRASKAN Pageant judges black awareness Twelve young women will compete at 7 o'clock Saturday night in the Student Union ballroom for the title of Miss Black Collegiate Nebraska. The Afro-American Collegiate Society, which is sponsoring the pageant, will use the proceeds from the pageant for scholarships for low income minority students. At last year's pageant, over 400 people were on hand to see Roxaraie Arvia of Nebraska Wesleyan crowned the first Miss Black Collegiate Nebraska. Program Coordinator Janice Hicks is hoping that mis year's pageant will draw a larger crowd than last year's. "This year's pageant is going to be a spectacular event," Hicks said. "We have 500 tickets printed and we are hoping to sell all of them. According to Hicks, the Miss Black Collegiate Nebraska pageant is a lot different from other pag:ants because con testants are not judged on the basis of their beauty. "The winner will be chosen for her intelligence and black disappointing, but perhaps an unnecessary expenditure. It contains only two previously unrecorded songs, "Lover of the Bayou" and Dylan's "Positively Fourth Street." The other five songs include an ex tended fifteen minute version of "Eight Miles High." While the guitar playing Is excellent, the cut is a bit tedious after one listening. The problem is that the Byrds could have used that side for several other original, new songs. Reflections of Happiness Zafcs "Enlace" Bridal Sets $450 FRIDAY, UhZiIn $150 A V? Y j& Otttoaiauift C Nf ( ?V. Kr You don't hart to bt rkfc V . Yr I Hicks said, compete in first being which each an African contestant models stvle outfit that they made. The second area is talent. The con testants talent can be anything from singing to speech making. A question and answer session is the final area that the women will compete in." There will be five young women from the University of Nebraska in the pageant," Hicks said. "There will also be three women from John F. Kennedy college, two from Creighton and two from Nebraska Wesleyan. "Six other young women wanted to be in the pageant but I had to turn them down because they sent their ap plications in too late," Hicks added. A dance will be held in which the L.A. Carnival combo will be playing following the crowning of the new Miss Black Collegiate Nebraska. Tickets for the pageant and dance are $2.00 per person or $2.95 per couple. Tickets may be purchased at the door Saturday evening. 'Untitled' The studio record makes up for the inadequacies of the live record. Some very fine new Byrds tunes are included. One great cut is McGuinn's "Chestnut Mare." It is a uni que, surreal and sexually in nuendoed song about a cowboy trying to capture and ride a wild horse. If you want to be a rock and roll star, you may be able to pick up some pointers here that will help you along to fame and acclaim. $295 NOVEMBER 6, 1970 awareness," Mrs. "Contestants will three areas. The African dress, in