TUESDAY, JULY 15, 1969
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SUMMER NEBRASKAN
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is busy preparing for fall
Editor's note: Bill Chaloupka, presi
dent of ASUN, reports on some of the
activities of student government dur
ing the summer months. He also un
derlines some of the areas with which
ASUN will be concerned during the
fall semester.
by Bill Chaloupka
During thj summer months, the
University is quite a different world.
Many student organizations cease to
function, and others are very limited.
Student government, however, does
some of its most important work dur
ing the summer break.
ASUN (the Associated Students of
the University of Nebraska) has been
involved in advanced planning,
budgeting and the continuing job of
representing students.
Part of the increased student fee
allocation will be available to ASUN.
Of the $12.50 increase, 50 cents will
be used for expanding student pro
gramming. This will include the
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Quotable quote of week
A "big reason for the conjestlon in
the library is disorder in the
dormitories." This remark was made
by State Sen. Clifton Batchelder of
Omaha as quoted from a July 10th
Lincoln Evening Journal story.
The remark came during a debate
In the Legislature concerning the ex
pansion of Love Library facilities.
A motion offered by Crofton Sen. J.
W. Burbach fell only one vote short of
axing $9 275,000 from the University
proposed capital constructon ap
propriation for 1969-71, as outlined In
LB1425.
If the motion had succeeded, funds
to construct a $4.8 million addition to
the library would not be available.
However, LB1425 still faces the test
of Its final reading.
According to Frank Lundy, director
of University Libraries, a university
library should be able to seat one
fourth of the student body at any one
time. Available Library space on both
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speakers series, the Free University,
and rising expenses. These expanded
programs are the result of heavier
demands made by students for pro.
grams and a more effective student
government.
The remainder of the $12.50 will
be allocated to Student Health ' and
to the Nebraska Union.
Student Health has accumulated a
quarter of a million dollar deficit. The
eight dollar increase will help repay
the debt and provide for sufficient
funding in the future. The Union's
four dollar increase will finance a
cash reserve for future Union
facilities and for increased program
ming costs.
Altogether, the fee increase should
make available a variety of speakers,
films and other educational events.
Other work being done by ASUN
this summer has a less predictable
impact on the fall semester student.
If approved by the Regents, the
Lincoln campuses allows only 10 of
the fall enrollment of about 19,000
students to be seated.
Besides the inadequate study space,
the 27-year-old building can no longer
house all of the humanities and social
sciences books that should be kept in a
central library.
The Library ranks 61st out of
71
members of the Association
of
Research Libraries.
Library hours
Love Library hours for the second
summer session, July 17 through Aug.
22, are as follows:
Monday-Friday 7:30 a.m. to 10:20
p.m.
Saturday 7:50 a.m. to 4:50 p.m.
Sunday 5 p.m. to 10:20 p.m.
On Friday, Aug. 22, the library will
open at 7:30 a.m. and close at 4:50
p.m.
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proposed Council on Student Life will
be in operation this fall. Students are
considering the formation and opera
tion of this committee.
Background work is being done on
the distribution of National Student
Association (NSA) services. These
services will all be made available
in September. Four students will at
tend the NSA Congress in August to
discuss nation-wide concerns in
education.
As reported in the July 8th issue
of the Summer Nebraskan, the
chancellor, search committee has
begun operation. This will be an im
portant ASUN project.
All in all, student government pro
mises to be a bigger more efficient
body during the 1969-70 school year.
We are hopeful that greater
participation in student government
signals an increased involvement of
students in their education and environment
By Mike Raglin
You ought to see my nerves
strained . . . stretched . . . taut .
. . frayed. Tension has me all wound
up. What's the reason for it? What
makes me like this?
It's all of the terrible problems that
a woman has to cope with every day
If you were a woman and a mother,
you would know. What problems! No
wonder I am nervous . . . irritable
... at the end of my rope.
Take my washday problem, for in
stance. Heartbreak! Every washday
I pray for whiter whites, bluer blues,
blacker blacks and stripier stripes.
Every washday I hope that just once
my clothes will go beyond clean,
beyond white and all of the way to
bright.
Heartbreak. Agony. Week after
week, all I ever get is fading colors,
brown spots, snarled apron strings
and shrinking diapers.
And my kitchen sink has pot marks.
Yes, those humiliating pot marks that
even steel wool can't gel out. There's
no scour power in my soap pads
only rusty splinters. And look what
those rusty splinters do to my
hands.
An unsung heroine, that's what I
am. Unsung. Unloved. What do I ever
get for my pains? Nothing. No doves
fly into my kitchen. No sexy white
knight on a white horse rides past
my window. Life is unfair.
Can you blame me for complaining?
It's a wonder that I don't get really
sick from all my problems and
frustrations. It's a wonder that I'm
not flat on my back in the hospital.
A sick man
It's a wonder I'm not flat on my
Sack in the hospital. I am a sick
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Feeling strained ... taut ... frayed
after seeing 28,395 commercials
man, you know, very sick.- Name a
disease or bodily discomfort and I
have had it. Or, if I haven't had it,
you can bet your last dollar that I
am going to get it.
Head cold? Sinus misery? I have
them bad. The other day, I took a
nasograph which showed no air com
ing through my nostrils. Not a whiff.
And all eight of my swollen sinus
passages need draining.
Head congestion . . . body aches
. . . fever . . . sore throat . .
coughing ... I have them all plus
an upset stomach and that blah feel
ing, too.
I thought that I had an ulcer. But
it turned out to be acid indigestion
in the lower tract. My stomach's out
of shape mean . , . irritable .
. . grouchy. It has that burning
sensation.
Oooh! Just had a twinge of minor
arthritis pain in my neck. My
shoulders nurt, too. Not to mention
this nagging bachache due to over
exertion and everyday stress and
strain. No amount of rubbing can
reach that pain deep inside joints and
muscles.
And on top of everything else, I
have been out of sorts, lately. I have
felt sluggish and dragged out. Do you
think maybe I could have tired
blood?
My teeth have been bothering me,
too. At last count, I had more than
to cavities. This morning 1 noticed
another small spot seen only as a
larkening of the tooth enamel. 1'retty
won, it'll be a full-fledged cavity. It
hurts already.
My head hurts, too. Throbbing and
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yet each distinctively beautiful in H own rtgbt are
these matchmatrs for the matrimonial-minded. In one,
the grace and glitter of the design and the decorative
mall diamonds have an air of femininity. In the other,
the srisp, clean-cu! lines are for the tailored type.
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pounding . . . pounding and throbbing.
It's hard to be happy when you hurt.
An old maid
I am 11-and-a-half years old and
have never been kissed or raped or
anything. Mom says that I am going
to be an old maid, and a virgin
besides.
But is it my fault? I have tried
everything. I have even tried the
seven-day beauty plan. For the first
four days after starting the plan, I
didn't exactly drive men wild. On the
fifth day, I thought things were
beginning to happen a dirty old
man pinched me at the movies.
It was a false alarm, because after
seven days of faithfully following the
plan nothing. Now, I am in the
542nd day of the seven-day beauty
plan, and still nothing. What's wrong
with me?
What's wrong with me? Why do
girls give me a hard time? Why do
they fight back when 1 drag them
into dark alleys and attack them?
For a sensitive, poetic 12-ycar-old
like me, this can be a very
disillusioning experience. Good grief!
Could it be? Is it possible that I have
bad breath?
Maybe It's my hair. Are my curls
limp and lifeless or stiff and lac
query? Maybe there isn't enough pro
tein formula In my hair. Or maybe
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there are too many carbohydrates In
it. Men hate fat hair.
Should I lighten it? Or, brighten
it to give my hair that exciting glow
from which new confidence will bj
born? Maybe I should dye it witli
mistake-proof hair color. Since I have
only one life to live, maybe I should
live it as a blonde. Will that help?
Turns girls off
Help! Surface blemishes, could that
be what's turning girls off and putting
a crimp in my popularity racing? Has
the inability to deep-clean the dirt
that soap can't reach especially
around the nose and other problem
areas made me prey to pimples.'
Then no wonder I'm despised!
I despise this midriff bulge that 1
have. It's ruining my chances. Or,
is it scratchy scrub brush hands?
After all, would a man want to hold
hands with a scrub brush?
Winter-dry cardboard skin? Is that
what is boxing me in? Perhaps my
teeth are not irresistibly white? Is
my smile as whisper-soft and pure
as it ought to be? Is it? What's wrong
with me?
Maybe dandruff Is the reason girls
always seem to have plans on Satur
' day night. Of course, that's it! . .
. Ah, the hell with it. So what if
1 do have dandruff? So what if I
do have pimples. So what if my breath
does lack charm. At least, at least
I don't offend in another way.
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