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Page 6 The Daily Nebraskan Daily Qfth&ficisfccui Sports James Pearse Sporls Editor Knee Slows Fred Hare; Operation A Possibility By Bob Flasnick Assistant Sports Editor Fred Hare hasn't had much of a basketball season so far and he doesn't try to hide his disappointment. Right now the Omaha junior is in Lin coln while the Cornhuskers are on a three game road trip. Fred pulled some ligaments in his right knee in the Kan sas State game and the knee has been giving him trouble since the injury. He had to have the fluid drained from it Thursday so that he would be able to sleep. "This is probably the worst year I've had," said Hare, ''I'm looking forward to next year and just hope that my knee isn't permanently in jured." Fred said he will have to have an operation on the knee before the season is over if it doesn't improve. Hare said that sitting the bench is something new for him but admits, "The fact that we're winning makes sit ting the bench more easy to take. When you win every one's a part of it." When Hare is able to go full speed he rebounds with the best in the league. He led the team in rebounding as a sophomore last year. Hare believes the fact that he is only 6-1 has it's advantages when rebounding against tall men, says Hare. 3 r Hare sidelined again. They underestimate a shorter person and feel it's not necessary to screen him out. Timing is the most impor tant thing along with having a little ability to jump." Another of Fred's atributes is following his missed shots. Fred credits his Omaha Tech Coach Neil Mosscr with im pressing on him the impor tance of following shots. "No one knows where the ball is going but you." says Hare. Nebraska's current success comes as no surprise to Fred As a high school All-America averaging 33 points a game Fred was hotly sought after and tried out with teams everywhere. Other Big Eight teams "had one or two good players," said Hare, "but here almost everyone was a good ball player. I based my decision on that and my confidence in Coach Cipriano." Fred wants to teach Indus trial Arts in high school when he graduates from the Uni versity. He rooms with team mate Nate Branch, leader of a popular jczz combo. "Nate's very musically in clined," offered Hare. "He's going to cut a record pretty soon. I hope it's a success." Nebraska Slowly Gains Firm Conference Lead By James Pearse Sports Editor More than one head jerked in surprise Saturday night as Nebraska's fast-b r e a k i n g Cornhuskers put on the brakes and skidded past Oklahoma State 45 to 41 in overtime. The win boosted Nebraska's league mark to 6-0. It was a matter of "when in Gallagher Hall do what Oklahoma State does." From the beginning Nebras ka had difficulty getting the well disciplined Cowboys to run with them. Henry Iba's crew easied their way through the vaunted Nebraska press and held their own in the re bounding department. Combined with the poor shooting percentage of t h e Huskers, these were the fac tors that turned the game in to a kind of keep away con test. Nebraska, who led 26-22 at the half, shot 43 times, hit ting 16 for 37. Oklahoma State put up only 42 attempts hitting 16 for 38. All this poking around led to an unbelievable final ten minutes. Leading 41 to 33 with 9:40 to go in the game, Nebraska completely committed them selves to the slow-down type game. Nebraska was playing a game unfamiliar to them and playing it against the man who perfected it, Henry Iba. The folly was evident not once in those last ten min utes, did Nebraska score. Satisfied to take the shots when they came, Oklahoma State began to nip at the eight point advantage. With 2:11 to go Kieth Branch tied the score, and then all sat back to wait for the extra period. In the overtime the poor shooting percentage caught up to Oklahoma State as they did not even come close to a goal. Tom Baack hit a goal for Nebraska early in the period and Grant Simmons sealed the victory with a pair of charity tosses just seconds from the end. The only two men In double figures for either team were Baack and Simmons. Sim mons led with 18 points and Baack added 17. Tonight Nebraska takes on Oklahoma in the second leg of its three game trip through the Sooner State. The game should offer Ne braska a chance to cut loose after Saturday's slow one. Oklahoma has as much speed as the Huskers, and although Nebraska handled the Sooners easily in Lincoln they may again find running rougher on a foreign court, Monday, Feb. 7, 1966 giiiiiiiniiuiiiiiniiiiuiiiiifiiiiiiiiiii illinium " 111111111111111 1,1111111,1 I Sam's Salvos 1 Ticket Tangle Note this correction on the selling of student tickets to the remaining Nebraska bas ketball games: An earlier story reported that the student tickets would remain on sale until 4:00 p.m. the day of the game. The story should have read: Following each game, student tickets again will be placed on sale for the next home game and they will remain on sale to the students only until 4:00 p.m. the day PRECED ING the game. Remaining seats will then be placed on sale as general admission tickets at 4:30 p.m the day of the game for either adults or students on a first come first served basis For example, student tickets for Saturday's game with Iowa State are now on sale and will remain on sale to students only until 4:00 p.m. Friday. Any general admission seats remaining at tnat time will be placed on sale Satur day for either adults or stu dents at 4:30 p'.m. on the first come first served basis. Our apologies to Jim Pit tenger, the ticket manager, for the earlier error. Wrestlers Lose Again By Bob Flasmick Coach Orval Borgialli's Husker wrestlers absorbed 1 their ninth lass of the season against Indiana State College Saturday in the NU Coliseum 27-12. Husker 167 pounder John Hallgren re-entered the lineup Saturday and provided one of the few bright spots for Ne braska fans. Hallgren pinned ISC's Roger Garross in 6:58. The other Husker win was Lief Thompson's 3-1 decision over Dick Attonito. Nebraska heavyweight Carel Stith took too long to get going and had to be satisfied with a draw against Mike Kelly. Results: 123 pounds Ran Thoa (NX') drew Steve Walenz (ISC) 4-4. 130 pounds Dick Humphreys (ISC) pinned Ralph Garcia (NU) in 7:37. 137 pounds Ted Parker (.ISC) dec. Jerry Langdon (NU) 6-0. 145 pounds Dave Halulko (ISC) pinned Kent Jensen (NU) in 8:21. 152 pounds Garry Burkhart (ISC) by forfeit. 160 pounds Bob Pychinka (ISC) pinned Randy Snell (NU) in 5:31. 1K7 pounds John Hallgren (NU) pinned Roser Garross (ISO in 6:58. 177 pounds Leif Thompson (NU) dec. Dick Attonito (ISC) 3-1. Heavyweight Carel Stith (NU) drew Mike Kelly (ISC) 1-1. Serena Holds Yacht Lead A San Francisco crew's hope of setting a new elapsed time in the San Diego-to-Aca pulco yacht race died with the wind Friday, but their craft, Serena, tenaciously clung to the lead. At roll call, Ken DeMeuse's 83-foot schooner was reported 889 miles from San Diego, with a 21-mile lead over the nearest challenger, the Kialoa II. But Kialoa II was gaining The Newport Harbor, Calif., Yacht Club entry skippered by Jim Kilroy turned in the best day s run of 136 miles. Bob Johnson's 72-foot ketch, Ticonderoga, was third, two miles further back. Serena was running 16 miles ahead of the 1964 record, but even lighter winds were pre dicted as the fleet approached the Mexican mainland north of Cape Corrientes. On a handicap basis, Ed Sundaberg's Cal-36 sloop, Sun downer, from the California Yacht Club, was locked in a near deadheat with Tom Cor kett's 40-foot sloope Islander from Newport Harbor. Tank Team Now Posts 5-6 Mark Oklahoma's powerful swim ming team set two new pool records Saturday in beating Nebraska 58-37. Oklahoma's 500 yard free styler Jim Manring cut .1 sec ond off the old 5:18.6 record set by Tom McAnney of South ern Illinois in 1964. Teammate Doug Hellerson was right be side Manring at the finish. The Sooners set a new rec ord of 3:21.3 in the 400-yard freestyle relay, breaking Ne braska's record of 3:22.4 set in 1964. Oklahoma coach Jay Mark- Deiiver Student Wins Roch Cup Terje Overland, a Norweg ian student who skis for Den ver University ,won the 20th annual Roch Cup ski com petition Sunday. Wendy Allen of Mammoth Mountain, Calif., took the Bingham Cup in the women's division of the three-day event with a Sunday victory in the slalom and a second place fin ish in Saturday's downhill competition. Ralston Added To Indoor List Dennis Ralston, America's top ranked played, was added to the entry list Sunday night for the U.S. National Indoor Tennis Championships. The draw for the signals is almost complete, with 28 players entered, including de fending champion Jan Eric Landquist of Sweden. The pre liminary round will begin Feb. 14, a day after the start of the seniors' tournament. ley was disappointed with his boys saying they,' "swam just good enough to win." Husker Coach Dick Klaas said he was satisfied with Ne braska's showing. His team now has 6 losses and 5 wins. Results: 4O0.yd. medley relay 1. Oklahoma 'Joh,wlt, Mason. Charles Schob er. Bill Engel) 3:55.7. ,r'yti "tr5 T r Dou Hellerson rLi; k-JonL Nc"0B (NU); 3. Ken Gaeth (NU). T 1:52.0. ,J.0'yd '"" 1 Keele Lodwig iNtVv?;,J,S Hov (NU)i 3- Kicn Gor don (NU). T :22.7. aiO-yd. individual medley 1 Dave Frank ( NT' ) ; 2. Mike Hall (OU); 3. Sieve Goctz (NU). Diving - 1. Steve Sorensen (VU Ma.HI); 2. Terry Tic (NU) 218.65; 3. Dick Hular (OU) 133.70. ZOO-yd. butterfly 1. Mike Nichols (OU); 2. Les Mason (OU); 3. Don Burch ill (NU). T 2:09.0. VKI-yi. freestyle 1 Keefe Lodwig (NU); 2. Jack Hove (OU); 3. Rich Gor don (NU). T :49.8. aiO-yd. backstroke 1. Charles Schober (OU); 2. John Welty (OU); 3. I)ave Frank (NU). T 2:06.5. Sofl-yd. freestyle 1. Jim Manring (OU); 2. Doug Hellerson 'OU); 3. Ken Gaeth (NU). 5:18.4 (pool record, betters old mark of 5:111.6 by Tom McAnney, So. 111., in 1965). 200-yd. brcaststroke 1, Les Mason (OU); 2. Steve Goetl (NU); 3. Mike Jackson (NU). T 2:24,8. 4HI-yd. freestyle relay 1. Oklahoma (Larry Nicholai, Jim Manring. Doug Hal lerson. Jack Hove). T 3:21.3 (record, betters old pool mark of 3:22.4 by Ne braska in 1964). Husker Tankers Top Tigers John Burchill swam from two first places Friday night to lead the Nebraska tankers to a 69-26 drubbing of Mis souri. Results: 400-yd. medley relay NU 'Sutton, Jackson, Steele. Liggett) T 4:07.6. 20-yd freestyle 1. Lodwig, NU: J. Frank, NU; 3. Putnam, MU. T 1:92.1. 60-yd. freestyle 1. Parker. NU; 2. Blake MU; 3. Glienberg. T-:24.4. 2IHI-yd. Ind. mrrfley 1. Burchill, NTT; 2. McCollum, MU; S. Cervenka. MU. T 2:21.3. Diving 1. Sorensen, NU; 2. Varner, MU: 3. Tire. NU. 2IKI-yd. butterfly 1. Burchill, NU; 2. Harmon, MU: 3. Blake, MU. T-2: 14.1. Hin-yd. freestyle - 1. Gordon NU; 2. Putnam, MU; 3. Miller, NU. T :50.9. 2(Ml-vd. barkstroke 1. Gaeth, NTT: 2. Sutton, NU; 3. Lemoyne, MU. T-2:19 1. 600-yd. freestyle 1. Nickerson. NU; 2. Lambertz. MU; 3. Liwson, NU. T 5:34.8. XlHI-vd. breaststroke 1. Goetj, NU; 2. Cervenkamm, MU; 3, McAdams, NTJ. T 2 29.5. 400-yd. freestyle relay - NU (Parker, Liggett, Miller, lianeu. T 3.39.5. Shotputter Heads Win By Bruce Mason Nebraska's thin clads re vealed balance and power as they raced, leaped, and hurled their way to victory in their triangular meet with Oklahoma and Kansas State. Paced in the field by Jim Beltzer's record-b r e a k i n g heave of 57 feet in the shot put and a 6'8" effort in the high jump by Steve Krebs, a 5'10" sophomore, the Huskers gave notice of their new found strength in field events. Nebraska dominated the sprints and hurdles with Ray Harvey scampering to victory in the lows and the highs. Charlie Green, altough not in his record setting form, still withstood a stiff chal lenge from teammate Lynn Headley to capture the medal in the 60 yard dash. The Scarlet and Cream showed the conference their strength and balance once again by the victory of Dave Crook in the 600 and the cap turing of the 880 by Les Hell busch. Crook in the 600 left highly touted Sooner Calhoun in the cinders as he sped to a con vincing win in 1:11.6. Peter Scott, breaking a sta dium record in 1,000 yards at toned for his disappointing performance in the mile. A disqualification in the mile relay for crowding pre vented Nebraska from scor ing in every event. A blister ing anchor leg by Captain Dave Crook allowed t h e Huskers to finish 50 yards ahead in the time 3:23 before they were disqualified. Coach Sevigne's squad with their performance Satur day obliterated any doubts that might have existed as to the equality of this y e a r 's "cinder corps." Once again Nebraska ap pears to have a strong con tender for another conference championship. Time will tell. Shot Put: Jim Beltier 'NU) 57' 2. Langford IKS) 51'4" 3. Pelligrini (OU) 5(l'2" 4. Hagin (NU) 48' 5V '(-New NU Varsity record by Beluer, breaking bis old record of 55' l'V Pole Vault: Jim Bailer (OU) 137" 1 Fecht (NU) 13' 3. Farrell (OU )13' (Fecht had less misses) 4. no fourth. Hich Jump: 1. Ron Tull (OU) 6'8M 'least misses)' 2. Steve Krebs (NUi ('" 3. Lee Calhoun (OU) 6'6" 4. Winters (KS) 6'. 'Tull and Krebs. new Indoor Stadium record. Krebs. new NU Varsity record, breaking old record of 6'6V by himself earlier this season. Broad Jump: 1. Vn June 'KS) 2;'7" 2. Janky (NU) 22'i " 3. Fans (OU) 22'IV 4. Riedl (KS) 21'llV. Mile: 1. Wos Dutton (KS) 4T3 7 2. Nightengale (KS) 3. Martinet (NU) 4. Harper (KSI. 60-Yd. Dash: 1. Charlie Greene-NU 2. Headley (NU) 3. Aldridge (OU) 4. Jacks (OU i Time - 6.3. 600-Yd. Pun: 1. Dave Cmok (NT) 2. Lee Calhoun (OU) 3. Shields (Oil 4. Hamilton (OU) Time - 1:11.6. 440-Yd. Dash: 1. Bill Calhoun (OU) 2. Payne (KS) 3. Melton (OU) 4. Walker (NUI Time - 49.5. 60-Yd. Hirhs: 1. Ray Harvey (NT) 2. Younger ((( ) 3. Kudron (NU) 4. Sher lock (NT) Time - 7.6. Two Mile: 1. Norm Yenkey (KS) 2. Tarrv (KS) 3. Martinez (NU) 4. Tijerina (KSl Time 9:35.0. 1,000 Yd. Fun: 1. Peter Scott (NU) 2. NiKhteneale (KS) 3. Harper (KS) 4. Joe Scott (NUI Time - 2:15.2--New Indoor Stadium Record. BBO Yd. Run: 1. Les Hellhuseh (NU) 2. Lee Calhoun (OU) 3. Dutton (KS) . Ryan (NU) Time - 1:55.7. 60-Yd. Lows: 1, Ray Harvey (NT) 2. Headley (NUi 3. Bill Calhoun (OU) 4. Younger (OUl Time - 6.9. Mile Relay: 1. Oklahoma 2. (Melton, Hardwick. Clinton, B. Calhoun) 2. Kansas State (Nebraska actually won but was disqualified). Winning Time - 3:23.0. By By Choo-Choo? Charlie (Choo-Choo) Win ters, Husker fullback and halfback, has been called to take his Armed Forces Phys ical Examination by the Jo liet Illinois Draft Board. Winters is to take the exam ination February 15. The 217 pound sophomore said Saturday that he has been classified 1-A since De cember and that the Univer sity had not sent in a Student Deferment for him. According to Winters boot camp isn't far away when Illinois calls students to take their physical examinations. Charlie hoped his case would be an exception. Gal's Cage Tourney Slated The Women's AAU Basket ball Championships will be played in this northwestern New Mexico city March 22-26. Tournament officials said Sunday 24 teams will com pete in the tournament, in cluding the 1965 champion, Nashville, Tenn., Business College. The five' -lay tourney will be held in Gallup High School's 4,500-seat gymnasium. District playoffs will be held in early March to de termine teams in the 1966 championships. Nashville is one of the teams with an auto matic entry. Jim Hahn . . . Nebraska sophomore places in side horse. Gym Team Splits Over Week End The Nebraska gymnasts won and lost in triple dual competition over the weekend. The Huskers toppled the Oklahoma gymnasts 165 to 118.25 in Saturdays meet. Ok lahoma placed only two men in the competition. Nebraska was paced by Rich Beran and Mike Ready. Beran won the long horse and placed in three other events while Ready captured first in the trampoline competition and placed in Floor Exercises and the Long Horse. Results: FLOOR EXERCISE . McGUl (NTJ) 8.85 2. Ready (NU) 8 16 2. Beran (NU) 8.0 Side Horse L Innecs (NT ) 8 75 2. Scheer (NU) 7 95 3. Habo (NT') 6 65 TRAMPOLINE 1. Ready (NU) 8.15 2. Crews (NU 6 25 3. Sanlore (NU) 5,7 LONG HORSE 1. Beran (NU) 9.35 2. Santoro 'NU) 8 8 3. Rady (NU) 8.75 FarallH Bars L Stone (NU) B. 2. Beran (NU) 8 .25 2. Strom (NU ) 6 8 Mill Rings 1. Arms torn (NU) 9.05 2. TIE Beraa and Scheer (NU) T.7 2. Scbwalbe 'OU) 6.0 Iowa State turned the tables on the Huskers gym team Sat urday, 189.55 to 165. Fontana placed first in three events for the ISU gymnasts. The best Husker finish was a tie for first place in the Long Horse by Rich Beran. Coach Jake Geier's Husker squad now has four wins and three loses for the season. Results: FLOOR EXERCISE 1. Barber (ISU) 9.15 2 TIE MoGiU (NU) and WHook (ISU) 3. Fontana (ISU) 8 35 SIDE HORSE L Bumarcn (ISU) 9.10 2. Kranesman (ISU) t.lf 3. lnnes (NU) 8.75 Horizontal Bars L Fontana (ISU) 9 45 2. Paulson (ISU) 905 3. James (ISU) 6 60 Trampoline 1. Clank (ISU I 9 40 1 Constant LSU 9.30 3. Wilcox (ISU) 8 46 Long Horse 1. TIB Beran (NU) and Fontaoa (ISU) 9.35 2. Wilcox (ISU) 9.2 3. Pauhwn (ISU) 900 Parallel Bars 1. Fontana (ISU) 9.1S 2. Paulson (ISU) ( 9S 3. Stone (NU) 8 8 Will Rings 1. Jackson (ISU) 9 75 2. Fontana (ISO 9 25 3. Armstrong (NU) 9.0 Sport Slate Feb. 2 (Wad ) Feb. 4 (Fit) Feb. i (Sat.) Feb. 7 (Mon.) Feb. 8 (Tue.) Feb. 11 (Fri.) Fb. 12 (Sat.) Feb. 1 (Wed ) Feb. IB (Fri.) Feb. 19 (Sat.) Feb, 21 (Mon.) Feb. 24 (Thur.) Feb. 25 (Fri.) Feb. 26 (Sat.) Macch 1 'Tue.) March 3 (Thur.) March 4 (Fn.) March t (Sat.) March 7 (Mn.) March 11 (Fri. VARSITY WRESTL'NG . . . Colorado at Lincoln SWIMMING . . . Missouri at Lincoln BASKETBALL . . . Oklahoma State at Stillwater TRACK . . . Kansas-Oklahoma Triangular at Lincoln GYMNASTICS . . . Iowa St.-Oklahoma Triangular at Lincoln WRESTLING . . . Indiana State at Lincoln BASKETBALL . . . Oklahoma at Norman BASKETBALL . . . Oklahoma City at Oklahoma City TRACK . . . VSTFF Invitational at New York City WRESTLING . . . South Dakota at Vermillion BASKETBALL . . . Iowa State at Lincoln TRACK . . . WyomiiM at Lincoln GYMNASTICS ... Air Force-Colorado at Lincoln (Tri.) WRFJSTLING . . , South Dakota State at Brookings WRESTLING . . . N. W. Missouri State at Unoofc SWIMMING . . . Colorado at Lincoln WRESTLING . . . Nebraska State Higi School Meet, Lincoln BASKETBALL . . . Missouri at Columbia TRACK . . . Colorado at Boulder GYMNASTICS . . . Kansas at Lawrence WRESTLING . . . Nebraska State High School Meet, Lincoln WRESTLING . . . Missouri (dual) at Lincoln BASKETBALL . . . Colorado at Lincoln WRESTLING . . . Colorado at Lincoln -TRACK Big 8 Meet at Kansas City. Mo. SWIMMING . . . Iowa at Iowa City BASKETBALL . . . Kansas at Lawrence (Probably wUl be changed to either Thursday or Friday to avoid oonfhot witb Biz B Track Meet) TRACK ... Big Track Meet at Kansas City SWIMMING . . . Iowa State at Ames BASKETBALL . . . Kansas State at Lincoln -SWIMMING ... Big I Meet at Norman, Okla. SWIMMING . . . Big 8 Meet at Norman, Okla WRESTLING . . . Kansas Slate at Linooto BASKETBALL . . . Colorado at Boulder SWIMMING ... Big 8 Meet at Normati, Okla. BASKETBALL . . . Oklahoma SliaU ml Unnta ) WRESTLING ... Big 8 Meet at Manhattan. Kan. TRACK . . . NCAA Meet at Detroit. Mm. March 12 (Sat.) WRESTLING ... Big 8 Meet at Manhattan. Kan, 1 RACK . . . NCAA Meet at Detroit. Mich. GYMNASTICS . . Varsity-Fretfhman Meet at Linooui )-TRACK . . . LSTFF Meet at Milwaukee. Wia. March 14 (Mon. March 18 (Fri. March 19 'Sat. March 24 (Thur. )-CYMNASTICS )-GYM.NASnCS ) -WRESTLING SWIMMING . March 25 (Fri.) WRESTLING SWIMMING . Marc 3d (SaO-WRESTUNO April 1 (Fri.) April 1 (Sat Big t Meet at Lawrence. Kan. . Bit 8 Meet at Lawrence. Kan. . NCAA Meet at Ames. la. NCAA Meet at Air Force Academy . NCAA Meet at Ames. la. NCAA Meet at Air Force Academy . NCAA Meet at Amea, la. NCAA Meet at Air For-n AtvtAmm -GYMNASTICS . . . NCAA Meet at Penm Klt. Ilnnwiiw -GYMNASTICS . , . CAA Moat at Peon Statt UmvaraW By Bob Samuelson There are many of us who find it difficult to understand some of the finer points of the deceptively complicated game of basketball. Because of Coach Joe Cipri ano's fine record this year, I thought it might be informa tive from the spectator's standpoint to include a f e w excerpts from a well used handbook of basketball strate gy. "1. Theory of the Game: To score more points than the op posing team. This may be ac complished in a number of ways. A. Emphasize defense. (This requires meticulous coaching, deadeye shooting, infallable ball-handling, and a very patient and well-adjusted home crowd.) B. emphasize offense. (This gives more room for mechan ical errors, putting more em phasis on rebounding, speed, and hustle and desire. The home crowd will like this one. The alums will like it, there fore the Athletic Director will too. So what are you waiting for-useit!)" There are some small mod ifications the informed fan will want to watch for under certain conditions. Again I quote from the handbook. "2. The coach of the offen sive theory will want to take certain things into considera tion. A. He will want to use the full court press in all proba bility. (This is usually run in college as a zone press. That is every man is responsible for an area, and should stop the progress of the ball if it comes into his area.)" The second consideration of the theory of the offensive game has been purplexing some Nebraska fans who cant seem to understand its finer points, and yet who find it hard to argue with sucess. "B. He will want to make nse of the fast break. (The fast break is rebounding the ball after the opposing team shoots, and throwing or drib bling the ball as swiftly as possible to the other end of the court in hopes of creating a man for man advantage in other words, run like hell.) i. There is one modification of this offense. As soon as a moderate lead is achieved, the coach should slow the game down and play the de fensive style. This should be done only until the qpposing team evens the score, and then the fast break should be used again to build up a lead. Coaches note: Although there are some novices who might advocate just piling up a lead, the games will not be as thrilling if the coach docs this. Also the speculators will be fit to be tied If you keep winning games. Of course it's bound to catch up with you Sooner or later . . .'" Moral: Don't sit on a lead it could hatch an ugly duckling. Read Nebraskan Want Ads 0 (By the author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!", "Dohie Gillis," etc.) ROOMMATES: THEIR CAUSE AND CURE You'd think that with all the progress we have made in the education game, somebody would have found a cure for roommates by now. But no. Roommates remain as big a problem today as they were when Ethan Mather foundeo the first American college. (Contrary to popular belief, Harvard was not the first. Mr. Mather started his institution some 100 years earlier. And quite an institution it was, let me tell you ! Mr. Mather built schools of liberal arts, fine arts, dentistry and tan ning. He built a lacrosse stadium that seated 200,000. Everywhere on campus was emblazoned the stirring Latin motto CAVE MVSS1 -"Watch out for moose." The stu dent union contained a bowling alley, a weighing ma chine, and a sixteen-chair barber shop.) (It was this last feature the barber shop that, alas, brought Mr. Mather's college to an early end. The student body, being drawn chiefly from the nearby countryside, was composed almost entirely of Pequot and Iroquois In dians who, alas, had no need of a barber shop. They braided the hair on top of their heads, and as for the hair on their faces, they had none. The barber, Tremblatt Follicle by name, grew so depressed staring day after day at 16 emp ty chairs that one day his mind gave way. Seizing his vibra tor, he ran outside and shook the entire campus till it crum bled to dust. This later became known as Pickett's Charge.) But I digress. We were exploring ways for you and your roommate to stop hating each other. This is admittedly difficult but not impossible if you will both bend a bit, give a little. I remember, for example, my own college days (Berlitz '08). My roommate was, I think you will allow, even less agreeable than most. He was a Tibetan named Ringading whose native customs, while indisputably colorful, were not entirely endearing. Mark you, I didn't mind so much the gong he struck on the hour or the string of firecrack-i ers he set off on the half hour. I didn't even mind that he! inged chicken feathers every dusk and daybreak. What I did mind was that he singed them in my hat. To be fair, he was not totally taken with some of my', habits either-especially my hobby of collecting water. I had no jars at the time, so I just had to stack the water any-old-where. Well, sir, things grew steadily cooler between Ringa ding and me, and they might actually have gotten ugly had we not each happened to receive a package from home one day. Ringading opened his package, paused, smiled shyly at me, and offered me a gift. "Thank you," I said. "What is it?" "Yak butter," he said. "You put it in your hair. In Ti betan we call it gree see kidstuff." "Well now, that's mighty friendly," I said and offered him a gift from my package."Nowyou must have one of mine." "Thank you," he said. "What is this called ?" "Personna Stainless Steel Razor Blades," I said. "I will try one at once," he said. And did "Wowdow !" he cried. "Never have I had such a smooth) close, comfortable shave! ' "Ah, but the best is yet!" I cried. "For you will get many, many smooth, close, comfortable shaves from your Personna Blade-each one nearly as smooth, close, and comfortable as the first ! " "Wowdow!" he cried. "Moreover," I cried, "Personna Blades come both in Double Edge style and Injector style!" "Sort of makes a man feel humble," he said "Yes," I said. ' a- We were both silent then, not trusting ourselves to peak. Silently we clasped hands, friends at last, and I am proud to say that Ringading and I remain friends to this day. We exchange cards each Christmas and firecrackers each Fourth of July. V ISM, Mai buuBaa The maker ofPertonnnt Slainle$t Steel Blade, who eponmr this eolumn-tometimee nercoutly-are alto the makeriot Burma Shave. Burma Shave eoal rinBlaVunSotht lather and k available in regular or menthol. Be kind to you, kiuer; try tame toon, "