h Wednesday, September 15, 1965 The Daily Nebraskan Page 7 Sam's Salvos ISSOi By Bob Samuelson Do you have your Missouri Tickets? If so, you're among the few university students who are so fortunate. The following conversation took place last Monday after I wormed my way into a "closed coliseum ticket of fice. "When do the Missouri tick ets go on sale to students?" I asked naively. "Oh, Missouri's not a Uni- ICKQaS ersity approved migration," saia me secretary. "Migration? Who said any thing about a migration? We all know such a thing doesn't exist." (Exchange of mutual winks.) "All I want to know is when the Missouri tickets go on sale to the students." "The Missouri game now has many more orders than we can fill, and has had for some time," she said with the strained politeness of some one who has said the same thing many times. "It's not an Lincoln's Complete SPORTS CENTERS for P.E. GEMMl MEN'S P.E. REVERSIBLE T-SHIRT 2.50 MEN'S RED BOXER SHORTS 1.25 COTTON SOX 50c WOOL SOX 1.00 GREY UNIVERSITY T-SHIRT 1.39 CONVERSE LOW-CUT BB SHOE 5.95 LADIES P.E. OUTFIT 7.25 Official Kernel's Sweaters Red and White 7.95 Emblems 60c official migration," she added as an after thought. "I know. Tell me, since I am a University student, 21 years old and a senior, what are my chances of pre-empting a person who has ordered tickets who never had an af filiation with the University in any way?" (I was getting desperate about this time.) "No chance whatever," she said. "Do you mean that a Ca nadian papyrus picker who or dered last fall would get pre cedence over me?" I asked incredulously. "As a matter of fact, the first order WAS from a papy rus picker," she said. "Canadian?" "No. Polynesian." "Oh," I said as I walked dejectedly from the office. "And remember," she call ed after me, "This isn't a University sponsored migra tion." "What isn't," I said as I made plans to listen to the best game of the year over the radio. . The only way for the vast majority of University stu dents to get to see the Mis souri game will be to dole out a not-so-small sum of money to one of those train tours or bus tours which have grabbed up the tickets in carloads. . . simply because they ordered them first. If you think this is an un fair way of distributing tick ets, mention it to your stu dent senate representative or drop a card to the Senate of fice in the Union. NEBRASKAN WANT ADS These low-cost rates apply to all clas sified advertising in the Daily Nebraskan: standard rate of 5c per word and mini mum charge of Mc per classified Inser tion. Payment for these ads will fall into two categories: (It ads running less than one week in succession must be paid for before insertion. 2 ads running for more than one week will be paid weekly. Rood Awakening By Mick Rood It's that time of year again. The far-away experts have put Nebraska football on a pedestal again. . . a lofty one at that. This national ranking is getting habitual, but so is something else. Nebraska sportswriters gnashing their teeth, exchanging incredulous glances and pleading that some Husker weaknesses won't allow all that success. It reminds one of other annual conditioned responses conservatives bemoaning federal spending, Southerners op posing civil rights legislation and fiscal "experts" fearing the climbing federal debt. These people can't recognize good when it is embracing them , . . neither can the Ne braska area sports writers. Please guys, let us accept a rare privilege. The privi lege of watching and writing about a championship team. One claims Nebraska's pass defense is as yet un tested" and the offensive line may never measure up. The same veteran observer begs off with hopes that Bob Devaney s team can escape the season with two losses. Par For Course? Another sets an 8-2 win-loss record as "par" lor the course. Which tells me he must carry a high golf handicap and wants to shove it off on Scarlet football fortunes. What optimism! That same writer claims Nebraska will inevitably lose one of the last three games, leaving the team 9-1. Thanks much . . . he's so charitable. Now, shall we part with the local caution and accept the fact that Nebraska has as good a chance as Texas, Arkansas, or Southern Cal to achieve the mythical na tional championship. Missouri Scare Also, shall we treat the Missouri Scare more objective ly. Most of the fear of losing to Missouri comes from tradi tion. Let us remember participants from futile Tiger games are all gone. We have a team that should beat De vine at Columbia on the strength of 1) the most diversi fied offense in the Devaney period 2) the deepest and strongest defense in the Devaney period 3) high team morale versed in Devaney football strategy of game-by-game winning football. If we lose . . . sure everyone will shed a tear, but please gentleman of the sporting press, let's give the best team we have had in years a chance. ' It isn't going to hurt team morale to predict a perfect season. They deserve it. If big press bothers them, that is their major weakness. If anything, the big build-up should bolster a well-deserved pride, nothing more. I think Bob Devaney's teams are all business on the field; they enjoy the press after the game. Causes Of Defeat Here are some possible causes of defeat, a remote possibility: 1) Reluctance to use passing when the running game breaks down early. That hesitancy might have cost the Oklahoma game last year. 2) Failure of the offen sive line to produce. 3) Failure to have a diversified running game to compliment what should be wide-open passing. I expect to see a noticeably more varied offense this year, and a team with an even chance for number one. Hope you do too. Intramurals Organize; Schedule Announced r At. ) r . v- f Z' - '' : A' h - it v u - ''J I 4 I ' mm ! . 4 3 m m Wt tip dampua "wmts" Our Bernhard Altmann Lambswool Classic's way ahead. It's the staple V-Neck Pullover now sporting a saddle shoulder treatment of import. Ten colors. $15.95. Team it with our Trutle Dickie in washable Orion acrylic. 6 colors. $3. At Magee's, the fashion-word and a hearty wel come waits. &n$t?B Srmmtnum Sc Wn$tt& Casual Ofotmau, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiii Churchich Starts Bob Churchich, last years Big 8 Sophomore Back of the Year, has been tabbed as the starting quarterback in Satur day's season opener against T.C.U. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII A meeting of all intramural managers will be held to night at 7:00 p.m. in the Men's Physical Education building, according to Joel Meier, supervisor of the Uni versity Intramural Sports Program. All fraternity, dormitory and independent teams in terested in participating in any of the fall intramural events should have a repre sentative present. Scheduling and rules for fall intramurals will be dis cussed tonight. The meeting will also disucss the formation of a referee clinic which will meet once a week. The first referee clinic is scheduled for 7:00 p.m. Thursday, at the Men's PE Building. Football is not the only fall intramural sport. Along with horseshoes are scheduled as individual competitor sports. Registration for football A and B teams and golf must be completed by Friday. Team managers must submit their football team rosters while golfers will sign up individual ly. Students interested in ten nis and horseshoes will also sign up individually. Accord ing to Meier, registration for these sports are due Tuesday. Intramural Schedule Fall Activities: Intramural managers meeting, Sept. 157:00 p.m. Flag Football "A" and "B" Teams, Sept. 17 Fall Golf, Sept. 17 Fall Tennis Singles, Sept. 21 Fall Horseshoes Singles, Sept. 21 Basketball Free Throws, Qualify Oct. 4 and Oct. 5 Table Tennis Singles and Doubles, Oct. 5 Basketball Golf, Qualify Oct. 18 to Oct. 22 Winter Activities: Basketball "A", "B", and "C" Teams, Nov. 2 Hand Ball Singles and Doubles, Nov. 16 Intramural Managers Meeting, March 297:00 p.m. Swimming and Diving, Nov. 224:30 p.m. Paddle Ball Singles and Doubles, Dec. 14 Indoor Track and Field Prelims, Dec. 15 Volley Ball "A" and "B" Teams, March 8 Spring Activities: Badminton Singles and Doubles, March 22 Softball "A" Teams, March 29 Ineramural Managers Meeting, March 297:00 p.m. Water Basketball Deep and Shallow, April 5 Wrestling Weight Classes, April 5 Spring Golf, April 5 Spring Horseshoes Doubles, April 7 Spring Horseshoes Dougles, April 7 Deck Tennis 2-man Teams, April 26 Outdoor Relays & Field Events, May 17 Sigma Delta Psi Events, April and May Gymnastics. Week of May 9 to 12 () Dates are subject to change due to other scheduled Uni versity activities. Other intramural activities may be added throughout the year. Notification of such activities will be made through intramural bulletins, the intramural blackboard or the Daily Nebraskan. Each activitv will be governed by the intramural rules and regulations applicable to each activity on the intramural sports program. Each organization will be required to keep its roster of men up-to-date. In activities that have A, B, and C teams, players may move from C to B. and B to A, but cannot move down from A to B, or B to C. In all sports the All-University Championship Trophy will be awarded to the winning co-op, fraternity, resident hall, house or departmental team. Intramural Championships, Rankings Joel Meier, supervisor of the intra mural sports program, announced the 64-'65 "Honor Roll" for University teams. The best 22 teams were listed as: All-University Championship winners in the '64-'65 intramural sports program were announced today, they are: 1 Phi Kappa Psi 2 Phi Delta Theta 3 Sigma Phi Epsilon 4 Delta Tau Delta 5 Beta Theta Pi fr Ag Men 7 Phi Gamma Delta 8 Theta Xi 9 Sigma Nu 10 Delta Upsilon 11 Farm House 12 Burnett 13 Selleck 14 Alpha Gamma Delta 15 Alpha Tau Omega 16 Goodding 17 Benton 18 Sigma Alpha Epsilon 19 Chi Phi 20 Bessey 21 Kappa Sigma 22 Seaton II 'Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiii IM Managers Meet Tonight, 7:00 p.m. Men's P.E. Bldg. Tfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'MiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiii Sportsmanship Badminton Basketball "A" Basketball "B" Basketball "C" Deck Tennis Free Throws Golf Fall Golf Spring Handball Horseshoes Fall Horseshoes Spring Paddle Ball Softball Swimming Table Tennis Tennis Singles Tennis Doubles 1 Touch Football "A" Touch Football "B" Track Indoor I Volleyball "A" 1 Volleyball "B" 1 Wrestling Honor Roll Theta Xi Phi Kappa Psi Beta Theta Pi Sigma Phi Epsilon Phi Delta Theta Phi Kappa Psi Custer Navy, ROTC Dental College Delta Upsilon Aggies Phi Delta Theta Kappa Sigma Phi Kappa Psi Iranians Phi Gs-mma Delta Phi Gamma Delta Goof-Offs Sigma Phi Epsilon Sigma Phi Epsilon Phi Delta Theta Phi Delta Theta Sigma Alpha Epsilon Phi Kappa Psi Selleck House .,ve only man in the WAl' r HAMP DEBORAH MhDtf SGT. 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