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Facing this typewriter becomes simply unbearable
some days ... I almost left this one vacant and waded
through the summer snow to the shack.
Staring at the ashtray (which looks like the United
Nations for its variety) I wondered how I would face
Shirley Voss in German at 11:30 when she glares at me
and refuses me her customary cigaret.
Cigaret mooching is an ugly thing. But being a re
porter helps, because the market of contacts is infinite.
I gave up smoking for Lent, but one of my contacts in my
first class was so well trained that he offered me one with
out my asking, and ruined the whole scheme.
I do owe Dean Ross a public apology, however, be
cause, when I mooched one from him it made me feel a
little guilty. And the thought forces itself into my mind
thtat maybe the chancellor tor maybe even the governor)
is vulnerable.
Another goal for a mooch would be to get a cigar from
Dean Martin I'm afraid that would take more than I have,
however.
Well, Shirley, I tried, and I'll buy you a pack some
day .. .
PHASE
By Blacksheep
The Student Council has
established a Civil Rights
Committee to 'correlate all
the other organizations and
persons on campus interest
ed in civil rights.' Now
aren't they a bunch of good
guys.
Civil rights has become a
'nice' word on campus. It
has undergone the official
Student Council cleansing
process. No longer will an
S.N.C.C. button mark the
wearer as a radical or draw
jeers from the campus 'in
group.' The Gadfly will as
sume the voice of Truth.
The student body should
applaud the awareness of
the Student Council in the
field of Civil Rights, but
even more noteworthy is
their timing in taking a
stand.
There is no longer a risk
involved in approval of abol
ishment of racial discrimi
nation. It has become al
most fashionable to 'rake
over' the Sigma Nu's for
their 'white only' clause.
So now the Student Council
can give their stamp of ap
proval to the whole proc
ess. It is interesting to recall
$&'()?
By Mike
The rep stripe, button-down activity jock Is a scape
goat. lie is the butt of a dozen jokes.
He is purported to be milk-toast and status-prone.
Mebbe.
So why do you trust him with leadership?
Remember . . . somebody has to look after the slobs.
Here's a scoop: the coded names of the new spooks.
Figure it out for yourself.
The Butcher of Budapest
Cyclops
Big Bad Wolf
Houdini
cansy
Rat Fink
John Gait
Minnesota Fats
Zorba the Greek
The Punk
Shindig
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the remark that Dick Greg
ory made when he spoke
here. That future candi
dates for public office will,
no longer speak of military
service and battle ribbons,
but instead will show their
NAACP membership card
and Billy-Club scars re
ceived in Selma.
Student politicians have
seen the truth in this state
ment and are now waving
the banner of civil rights
and proclaiming their lead
ership. We only hope that
this leadership is not the
fare that it appears.
If this 'holy' committee is
to be more than the usual
Student Council approved
nothing, it must have the
present FSNCC leaders as
its executive body, but this
is rather doubtful. The 'es
tablishment' can incorpo
rate the ideas but never the
leaders of progressive
groups, for to do so would
weaken the 'gunner's' grip
on student government.
We can only hope that this
committee isn't an attempt
to absorb a bothersome
group into the 'establish
ment' and then destroy their
effectiveness with organiza
tional red-tape.
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Lost
Dear editor,
H. Michael Rood's letter
in the Wednesday Daily Ne
braskan, while obstensibly
commenting in a deviously
satrical way on the lack of
student support for civil
rights at Nebraska, re
vealed an equally basic lack
of understanding on the
part of its author.
In viewing FSNCC activi
ties, I have always been
struck by the fact that the
group's membership repre
sents a fairly close cross
section of all campus inter
ests, rather than a group of
kooks seeking a noble cause
The Age
Dear editor,
It seems rather curious
that those who are inter
ested in freedom and equali
ty have time to wage war
among themselves.
One side informs us that
only one tenth of the people
on this campus are lovers
of mankind and that the
other nine tenths are snivell
ing "conformist" clods who
have time for nothing but
their silly social activities.
'Selma
Dear editor,
Curiously, all those who
have complained that the
"publicity hounds" who
went to Selma should work
in Lincoln were not at the
capitol yesterday morning.
Most of the Selma "crew"
were at the Capitol build
ing, as were several hun
dred others. (Mr. Mick
Rood should investigate all
those beatniks who have in
Dear editor,
I would just like to ask
Mr. Rood a few simple ques
tions: 1. ) Have you ever lived in
any other city besides Lin
coln? (Not counting say,
Ord, Wahoo, Broken Bow,
Omaha, stuff like that.) In
some cities there are whole
blocks of people who have
long greasy hair and never
take baths. And they're
never even heard of Peter
Paul and Mary. Or SNCC
for that matter.
2. ) Do you think perhaps
the "beatnik" conspiracy to
take over the University
Friends of SNCC Chapter is
in any way connected with
the International Jewish-,
Negro Communist Money
Conspiracy to take over thf
world?
I get the idea that what
Dear editor,
I feel I'm qualified to talk
about the scientific ap
proach to crossing 14th
Street against the red light,
for I've been doing it for
the past six years without
an accident.
In those six years, I've
made a lot of friends for
the University within the
the community. I could tell
by the looks on faces that
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as a release for pent-up
frustrations.
If efforts directed at
achieving social justice
mark individuals as being
"lost souls" characterized
by shabbiness and pseudo
intellectualism, then I have
two observations to make.
The first is that we need
more of this type here at the
University and in America
in general.
The second is that Mr.
Rood and his like have a
profoundly warped set of
values.
, It would seem that for
Rood, as for most Nebras-
Of The Bigoted
The other side says that
they (the nine tenths) act
ually love mankind MORE,
but that they just can't bear
to associate with those
"beatniks" (the ones with
the long hair and dirty fin
gernails and shudder
beards. . .)
What is this, the age
of the bigoted liberal? Have
we become so liberal that
we can't accept anyone who
Crew' Has Lincoln
filtrated the schools and
churches of Nebraska.)
David Trask's excellent
column in Thursday's Daily
Nebraskan provides suffici
ent answer to the detractors
and shows why the same
people who care about Lin
coln care also about Selma.
Stuart Wiley, Mick Rood
and Liz Grosshaus had best
find another pretext for at
tacking the civil rights pro
Questions For Rood
you're really saying is: let's
all of us straight guys get
in there and join all t h e
groups on campus so that
the weird-os don't take over
and make everybody wear
beards, go to pot parties
and think a lot, even.
3. ) How do you do any
thing "different" in the
Crib? The only time I've
ever seen anything half-way
interesting ever happen in
there was the time someone
got fed up with the noise of
the jukebox and got up.
quietly walked over, kicked
it, turned the volume down
and returned to his seat.
But it wasn't particularly
disconcerting or shocking. I
wouldn't even say it was
bohemian.
4. ) I'm dying to kno w
just where you find all these
beatniks on campus. I've
How To Beat Light With
had to stop while I crossed,
and then wait because the
light changed back to red
for them.
But to mention the proper
approach to crossing Wow,
this is important, freshmen,
take it from a grad stu
dent. .
It developes you ability to
match minds with intellect
uals outside the University
community ; Lincoln city
bus drivers. I suggest you
try a foreign car first until
you develop some class.
However, there's nothing
like stopping your first bus
without getting GMC
Coachman stamped in re
verse on your coat. Move
with the crowd. You'll get
a shove from that mob be
hind you anyway when you
hit the bricks.
Positioning is the all im
portant secret. Locate stra
tegically so that three bod
ies are on your left and
three are on your right. I
prefer blonde bodies, my
self, but that's a phase
you'll have to develop at the
upncr class level.
Next you assume the deep
thought expression. . You
know, the far-off look you
use when you're trying to
see some clown's paper in
an exam. Whatever you do,
don't let the driver see you
looking up at the signal
light. You'll blow your class.
Noon time is the best for
beginners, because of the
tune to KFMO
95.3 on your FM dial
every Saturday night
from 1 1 .00 to 1 1 :30 . . .
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kans, social protest is a dis
reputable endeavor. What of
the many who sit back
smugly and view social
wrong's without attempting
to right them?
One of the tenants of the
American liberal tradition
has long been the applica
tion of human intelligence
to produce social reform.
Complacent attempts to ig
nore social responsibilities,
under the cloak of attacks
directed against nonexistant
lost souls, would seem to
mark one as a lost soul in
the first order.
Larry Rogers
Liberal
doesn't agree with our
brand of liberalism?
Using those vacuuous
terms "conformist" and
beatnik" takes almost as
much intelligence as con
demning someone for h i s
color. Since this is the
CIVIL RIGHTS movement,
perhaps we should concen
trate on it and stop worry
ing about who is noble
enough to take part in it.
Susan Yates
Interest
ponents. I suggest, for their
delectation, that they might
label us all fuzzy-headed lib
erals and incipient com
munists and that they write
Box 1541 in Lincoln for addi
tional tips.
Karl Brincr
Editor's note: Box 1541 is
the mailing address for the
distribution of John Birch
Society literature.
been here nearly two years
and I'm even a member ol
SNCC and I've seen nary a
one. If you have to go around
checking everybody's fing
ernails to see if they're a
beatnik or not, and watch
who hangs around with the
foreign students to see who's
got funny ideas about things,
then you really don't have
to worry about the weird-os
conspiracy.
Baby, its the straight
guys that run this world, es
pecially the part called Ne
braska. Anyhow, if some
one is willing to work for
the Civil Rights Movement,
I'm really not too interest
ed in how many times they
washed their hair last week.
Or, for that matter, where
they buy their madras
shirts.
Bonnie Richter
Class
crowds, but you'll have to
watch out for about three
cars and one loud purple
motor cycle. You can hear
the motor cycle coming and
you'll recognize the cart
when you see them.
They have blood-stained
gravel pits on their hoods,
California plates, $300,000
liability insurance and their
lawyer in the front seat eag
er to tell you Nebraska has
a contributory negligence
clause which will reduce or
defeat the pedestrian's
claim.
Say, there, Slick, were
you walking against a red
light when you got hit?
Well, just watch those three
cars, they always get
through! The guy on the
bike does a good job of
picking holes, so don't sweat
him.
Well, all this good gear
I've dished out should get
you across the bricks of
14th street in style against
the light.
Carleton Flynn
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Marriage Italian Style
One Of This
By Diaper Sandoe
Sophia Loren proves once
again that she Is one of the
finest actresses around, and
Marcello Mastroiannl never
had to prove his ability in
the first place, in Marriage
Italian Style which skillfully
spoofs love and marriage.
Sophia runs the spectrum
of the acting rainbow as she
plays everything from a
teen-age tart to a wan old
woman on her death bed.
Sophia must do a great job
of acting if anyone believes
she is wan and old.
Mastroiannl plays a hand
some, but stumbling play
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erything right, but finds fate
always infringing on his
soirees.
This isn't the first picture
to team Loren and Mastroi
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Lunt-Fontannes of the pizza
set. The match is a good
one, however, and they
play widely on each other's
acting talents and the audi
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