Friday, December 13, 1963
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See the girl, says The Red And White, University of
Georgia, Athens. She is a pretty girl See her checked
madras skirt And cotton blouse. And Weejuns. And puffed
out hair. She Is a college girL
See the boy. He Is a college man. See his tapered slacks,
and Gant shirt with the loop. And cordovans. With no socks.
See them at a dance. Watch the twist and yell and
wave paper cups in the air. It is hot and noisy. See them
after the dance in the girl's parking let They are in his
car with the loud muffler. ,
Now it is 12:30. See the girl run from the car. She must
get inside her sorority on time. She is a big girL
See them in class. The boy Is slumped in the chair. He
Is asleep. The girl is slumped in her chair. She is asleep
too. The professor is very dull
See them studying. It is 4:30 in the morning. They have
a test today. See the HtQe pills. They keep them awake.
See the bottles under the boy's bed. They put him to sleep.
Now they are taking the test See the little pieces of
paper in their laps. They help them pass the test. It is hard.
They are college students. Their adult friends call them
Toon men and women." And "Future leaders of Amer
ica." God save America.
CHAIN LETTERS:
In Kansas Too!
"I want to protect a lot of our naive students from get
ting hurt on this," said Laurence C Woodruff, dean of stu
dents at the University of Kansas, Lawrence. The Daily
Kansan quoted the dean in connection with the arrival of a
chain letter on campus in which students can invest $75
and supposedly get back $19,200 in U.S. Series E Savings
bonds.
Promoters of the chain letter claim it isn't illegal be
cause it isn't sent through the mails and since chance isn't
involved because "we get our money back." But Ralph
King, county attorney, had this to say: "Someone is going
to be in a lot of trouble ... it is a felony and a serious
offense."
William Lute, area manager of the U.S. savings bond
division, explained the scheme is a lottery, which in Kansas
is a felony, because the possibility of the chain being brok
en creates the element of chance. He said bankers can re
fuse to sen bonds if they believe they win be used in a chain
letter scheme.
Earlier, the chain letter had swept the campus of
Kansas State University, Manhattan. Sources there said
the letters became almost impossibe to sen on campus after
a Manhattan radio station staged an editorial campaign
warning students they might not get their money back.
Thus, "Some guys who got stuck with them" went
from Kansas State to the University of Kansas to unload
them.
DAILY KEBRASKAN
Drop In or room 51, Student Union
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SHOP MONDAY AND THURSDAY
9.30 A.M. TO 9:00 P.M.,
OTHER DAYS TO 5,30 P.AL
THE CAMPUS COBBLER TELLS:
Does She Or
Doesn't She?
The campus cobbler lenows. But
no one else could tell the differ.
Mice between a new satin purse and shoes, and old
Ones re-dyed by Gold's Shoe Repair. An economical
vay to complete ny( color ensemble. Take all shoe,
purse, rainwear, briefcase problems to Cold's. .....
A Coed's Lament
Here it is 11 shopping
days tiU Christmas and my
Vfe has been endangered
approximately 22 times
within a period of two
Weeks.
It aU began when I cas
ually snuggled up to my
date while driving through
town one misty evening and
my eye was attracted to
the sparkling window of
Sartors. I nonchalantly
mentioned to my platonic
friend that this would be
a perfect evening to go
window shopping. However,
much to my dismay, my
friend knew what I had in
mind as we sped through
two red lights at breakneck
speed to escape from the
scene of the crime. Now
it isn't so much the fact
that Benny has no plans to
marry me it's more the
fact that he has no inten
tions of releasing his free
dom and facing the "brothers".
Of course there is t h e
old argument, "You know
I would buy you a ring
but I just don't happen to
have $800." I don't want
to sound unreasonable and
I would appreciate a
"large" ring to show my
friends, but this is ridicu
lous how could I pos
sibly carry books and take
numerous hour exams with
my left arm in a sling?
But today there is a so-'
lution to this problem
the installment plan which
is becoming very popular
especially for girls who
get tired of waiting and
buy their own rings.
Now as Christmas draws
nearer and chances slim
mer I realize that during
vacation I will have to plot
a new strategy like there
are only 19 days tfll LEAP
YEAR, and let's face it
there aren't going to be
too many ways for the
stronger sex to get out of.
this one. Yuk! Yuk!
Love,
Martha
THE tOU&U tDE5N'T SEEM TO BE .
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I The - Bad Seed I
The very poorest segment
of our country's population
is composed of the college
students, those cunning,
clever devils with a dime.
And I, like so many, have
resorted to multiple ways
in which to make money, all
of which fail completely.
Inability to turn an easy
dollar seems to cling to me .
like an unwashed slip. I
was the weak link in the
chain letter spree; 1 even
bought 4000 basketball tick
ets, hoping to make a kill
ing. I did it's called sui
cide. My last great scheme was
trying to interest a publish
ing company in making
braille copies of Playboy:
more realism, etc., but this
soon dwindled and withered.
Speaking of our great yoke
of poverty, have you ever
visited an apartment rented
by a college students? Con
crete bricks set the decor
for the bookcase, and the
kitchen is complemented by
a bathroom built right in
next to the stove. I suppose
this does eliminate cooking
odors.
Anyway, the whole set-up.
resembles a lab for sociol
ogy workers, Including the
refrigerator. Go ahead, open
one. It will have beer,
pickles, cheese, hard boiled
eggs, beer, a frog from Zoo
lab, one quart of sour milk,
beer, and a frozen chicken
always a frozen chicken.
Presumably left over from a
church charity basket
around Thanksgiving.
But I've gotten off my
main subject of poverty.
Have you ever wondered
about the wealth bf our na
tion as you watch a co-ed
counting pennies to see if
she has enough for a pack
of ciggies? The eager look
in her eye is akin to a
spinster's as she counts the
bachelors at a dinner table.
Or how about standing
downwind from a jock, who .
didnt quite have the coins
for a trip to the laundromat.
It's truly a ripe smelL
And so for a minimum of.
four years, we live with de-.
praved means, listening to
waitresses at Don and Mil
lies complain about "rich
college brats who skip out on
their bill for grins' and at
night we dream of bread
lines and potato soup at the
City Mission.
.M I , . ...... -
Oh well, it's off to the
campus lost and found de
partment. I hope someone1'
lost a pair of socks all of
mine are dirty.
N.S.
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CAR3 PHI
FASHfl
BY 0. L SCHOEFFLER, esquire's fashion director
HyouU excuse ns while we misquote the Post Office motto, "Neither
rain nor snow nor cold of day can keep us from our appointed
rounds!" Right now, we're going to tell ycu about the latest in outer
wear for the campus, so that rain, snow and cold of day won't have
any effect on your appointed and fashionable rounds!
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"AY LEirw.'HIICK, ear editors;
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with zip-front or button closure, is still a stand
by, especially in gabardine weaves. Most of these
models have hoods attached or zip-on-aa&ofl
for added convenience and protection.
YDUS LOVE CAN KEEP YOU WARM but iinmS do it better!
And there's lots of latitude for yoii to choose from, both in color
and type of lining. Pile fabrics are very big indeed, ranging from the
natural-fiber, natural-color (tan and brown tones) alpaca pile to
- acrylic iibcr piles in blazing colors reds, blues and gold shades.
Plaid wool linings are popular, particularly when they're back
grounded or accented with brilliant color any color, as long as it'
red! Quilted linings get their quota of votes, too, usually in colors to
contrast with the jacket And many of these linings spill over onto
the collar facing for a bright exterior accent
SWEATERED SUEDES are making news. Confusing? Not at aft
these are simply suede jackets with knitted sleeves and back, for
smartness, comfort and flexibility. The knit portions of these campus
cover-ups are often bonded to foam backing extra insuranca
against the cold.
BANK ON BULK Bulky knits will add new
dimensions to your sweater wardrobe. The real
smashers this season are rough and ready rib-
jams ana sweaters witn a textured tweed ioolc.
Cardigans are candidates for re-election to top
office, both in button-front shawl-collar models,
and in smart, border-striped styles. Look espe
cially for the new cardigans zipped and border
striped up the front and leather-patched on the
sleeves. Pullovers with crew or outsize turtle
necks are knitted of soft, Shetland wools bulk
ily, of course!
TOPFLIGHT TWEEDS TRANSLATE into topcoats, as well as into
the suits and sport jacketB that are making their mark this season.
Look for rugged overcheck and herringbone patterns, styled with
slash pockets and raglan sleeves. If you're in the market for a more
formal topcoat, why not consider an adaptation of the famous
British "Warm? It's double-breasted, with set-in sleeves, and often
comes with leather button closure. They're usually found in herring
bone or heather-mixture tweeds with a somewhat smoother finish.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MAD TO BE HATTED even on cam-
pus! And you'll be headed in the right direction if you choose one of
the new rough-textured felts, or a sport hat made of corduroy ur
tweed. Colorful tweed cups arc also making a comeback, to add 1
jaunty, country-squire look to your casual outfits.
Vv .VHP Hnrcrc rw rr runs
should you! Leave vour dirtv nn-vUm in in
f lot'ker- Iu,d tr' on a pair of sturdy broruk lor
J size and for a change. Well-polished hlip-ong
f" in a moccasin design make a nice alternativr. as
do brushed or craim-d 1pntW hi-.um,.
boot s And when if i fcme for sloshing around in the slush, remember
that the flapping, w.de-open overshoe that was a trademark of the
Twent,es is now a thing of the pastl The current crop are handsome,
sturdy boots, z.p-fronted for easy accens-a real must for protectinj
your leather footgear. .
So much for this appointed round. Next month, a Command Pit-formanCe-a
run-down on the formal dress that almost reach:,
uniform status during the holidays. We'll be there in plenty of tima
for you to get it organized. See youthen.
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