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LITTLE MAN ON CAMPUS,
BORSS
STABLE
TRAINER
ODDS
TIPS
(NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!)
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Hesitant Hondo N'
Alacazam
Shickabiddy Shorti
Tillie the Talker
Masters' Miracle -Papa's
Pride
Barney Blue Eyes
Rushing Rascal
local Yokel
B&bryo
Bed Rascal
Bottb Shelter
Harvester
Piorello's Conman
Juristrude
Flying B-1500
Porky Pig
PLanned Pusher
HORSE
Dean's Darlin'
Gambling Gal
System Sweetie
Star -Ham
Huskie
Gyrating Genie
lag !n Linger
4'sr
Bag. Debutante
Big Iron
Hemlock's Honey
Xittle Huey
Bon Voyage
Grin ?n Bear It
Closet Case
Idealess'
Last Kinute Lady
Pepper .Shaker
M.C.
P.S's Pride
Babbling
Directory Dollie
Ivy Day ends what the
Activity Mart began in
advertently, lo these three
years ago.
There has naturally, or
unnaturally, been some
certain degree of specula
tion during this past week
as to whom will be prop
erly grass-stained and
heavy-browed after the
ensuing Ivy Day Sweep
stakes. Needless to say,
there will be a few on
the inside and more likely
a few on the outside say
ing, "Pinch me and see
if I'm dreaming," and
more needless to say,
some of the mystics will
outmystic themselves with
their selections. Without a
doubt, the whole day will
be the greatest entertain
ment on the campus dur
ing the entire year, five
week downs, no excep
tion. Ai probably one of the
few outside of the noble
organization who would
even have the gall to pre
tend to understand the
vague intricacies of the
mystic magic or the old
election-rejection routine,
it is imperative that m.s.
describe the processes
that the croups go
MOOREon Manor
Hay Haven
Lighthouse
Bottle Club
Puff sville
Indifferent' s Isle
Hatless Hut
Lighthouse
(PRETTY DAMN LIKELY)
Bottle Club Koo loup
Hatless Hut Viewmaster
Hatless Hut Viewmaster
Torch Treehouse No Trainer
(ALMOST OUT
Shattered Shanty
Scanty Shanty
Puff sville
Mimeo Mansion
Smut Center
The
STABLE TRAINER CDDS
(NO DOUBT ABCUT IT!)
Divided Dingy Stormy Smoocher 1-1
Twin Tower Terrace Bear Bait 1-2
Geneva Basement Beauty. 1-2
OK Corral ITo Trainer 1-3
Reuvinated Hall "To Trainer 1-3
Geneva Basement Beauty 1-5
Victrola Villa Tractor Factor 1-6
(pret'ST dai-:t likely).
Victrola Villa I'uff et 3-7
Divided Dingy Stormy oraocclier 2-9
CY.- Corral ?To Trainer 3-11
Victrola Villa Tractor Factor 21-67
Twin Tower Terrace Bear Bait 2-3
Rumor Hill ' No Trainer 9-18
(ALTOST OUT OF THE RACE)
Twin -Tower Terrace Bear Bait 53-353
Victrola Villa Nuffet .11-64
Local 1400 Gomper's Gal 13-29
Timeless' Terrace Pepsi Please 9-26
OK Corral. Ho Trainer 24-47
Timeless -Terrace Cinder's Head 57-103
Twin Tower Terrace Bear 3ait 83-19S
Timeless Terrace Pepsi Please 87-205
Ink Bottle J7o Trainer 93-201
NOTE: Pick your" own 16, and
Iff Qfl
through to choose their
charming and oh-so-lucky
successors. Suffice it to
say as an introduction
that the involvements of
the system would be
enough to tax the brain
of the lowest Simian, and
from all reports it has
managed- to do the same
this year.
Vapid generalizations
would be inconclusive, but
obviously in order. Crite
ria is often relegated to
the number of AWS point
system appeals, deep
ethical problems, (like
what will the campus do
to us if we don't take her
on Ivy Day and put her
in the court, or what will
the campus do to us if we
impale him on the Sigma
Tau pyramid and tell him
to forget it?), quiet in
trospection dealing with
the weighty problems of
whether the clairol has
been used too freely, and
naturally the question of
image.
Image is all important.
Those people whose image
is not one of dressing like
10 to 12 other people . . .
well there ain't no hope.
People who possess a
No Trainer
No Trainer
J.R.N.
Koo Koup
Extension 4-225
No Trainer
Viewmaster
Chicken Little
1 -
1-2
1 -
1 -
1 -
1 -
1-6
1-7
1-
2-
13
1 -
3-
50
50
50
1 -
Nail Pounder
OF THE RACE;
No' Trainer
D' Cardiac
Extension 4225
Band Leader
Liberace
Sisterlho'od
be prepared for a dcuble shockl
gimb
boy scout complex, and
who are revolted by the
idea of wearing a merit
badge sash, or those who
never managed to com
plete the requirements for
the cub award, will nat
urally be excluded from
the benighted balric cir
cle. However, inside
sources indicate that ex
perience hawking girl
scout cooks may be help
ful in getting the mighty
mask.
People who dont know
straight up and down
from sideways will not be
in Innocents . . . they are
being MORE selective
this year, and besides
that they wouldn't know
if they were tackled.
However, people not
knowing straight up and
down from sideways, their
left foot from their right,
a lemon from a bottle of
paste, or a watermelon
from a flat footed anteat
er, will not be restricted
from Mortar Boards.
Anyone who refuses the
first suggestion of the an
nouncer to troop down to
the lawn will be forgot
ten. This year the hondos
have gotten the idea that
there isn't gonna be a lot
REPRESENTATIVE
1
2
3
3
5
13
5
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100
7
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- 60
1-1,000
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Some nus is good nus.
No anthro relic he.
A product of the system.
Talk's cheap;
He's a cutie.
Picked by alumni newsletter.
If he get house president...
Daddy used to tell me....
Now, on the north 40...
He'll even write a thank youu
May have to punt.
If they win the sing, he's hurt,
Straight off the farm.
I've been workin' lately.
Has plenty of defense.
Could make "a landing.
Highly debatable.
Decided by joynt committee.
TIPS
Why bother to explain?.
"My true purpbse in life.;.."
Eas influential friends.
Will be harrowing experience.
Alunmi board's godsend.
.Fledged in faith.
Scholarship pays.
She was pajed.
She could miss this -party.
Could be outside, cn V:e inside.
Killed by the count.
Too Kucb too soon.
Deserving of interstate fare,
A purple "heart for valor.
On the board of control.
Hay be bridesmaid, or bride.
List isn't too long.
Lohengrin pipes wrong tune.
Didn't I do a good job?
Could muscle in.
Try anything once.
The book isn't worth it.
e - - -
of this mickey mouse beg
ging people to glide onto
the grass, it will be en
tirely on the first come,
first served basis, so get
on your track shoes.
There is probably a
small word of explanation
necessary for the spook
able. It is very hard for
some of the troops this
year and they will not
look directly at the faces
of those they are trying to
give the stare scare. If
you want to drive them
crazy wiggle your ears,
paste a Union doughnut
on your forehead or wear
a dunce with a pinwheel
on the top of it. Don't be
too obvious about trying
to outspook the spooks,
because this is their last
chance to prove HOW BIG
OF SPOOKS THEY
REALLY ARE, and it
would be a 6hame to de
ny them their ivy over
grown opportunity.
The highlight of the
whole day is a really big
deal. In the first place,
the Phi Delts are Ding
ing "The Animals are
a'Comin,"' BUT in addi
tion they have agreed to
burst forth in glorious dis
cord just as the Inno-
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baldrics aren't,
all right.
cents and Mortar Boards
forage forward onto the
battlefield for the tradi
tional ivy planting farce.
If all the ivy that they
had ever planted had
grown, the Fiji house
would be much bigger.
However the problem
rests with buildings and
grounds. The men, super
vised by Argyle Anti-Ivy,
who was a court page for
72 years, is trowel-bent-for-weeds
to root up the
plant and until he can get
his name on the racing
form he swears that there
will be "no-of-the-no!"
There will be only one
prediction made for the
great and glorious day. It
is the contention of this
corner that after the
great weekend is "fini,"
the whole campus will
look like the aftermath of
a scandal. And believe you
me, you ignoramatic im
becile who has read this
far, it will be just that if
the University's favorite
produce of yeilow journal
ism hits the doorsteps.
Natch, by yellow journa
lism I mean the racing
form!
(Too bad about yester
day's troops, but it was a
couple of yuk yuks any
way.) M.S.
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