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About The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current | View Entire Issue (May 3, 1963)
Tlhe Bsscipl LITTLE MAN ON CAMPUS, BORSS STABLE TRAINER ODDS TIPS (NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!) i Jill iJi !hJ0K ) Hesitant Hondo N' Alacazam Shickabiddy Shorti Tillie the Talker Masters' Miracle -Papa's Pride Barney Blue Eyes Rushing Rascal local Yokel B&bryo Bed Rascal Bottb Shelter Harvester Piorello's Conman Juristrude Flying B-1500 Porky Pig PLanned Pusher HORSE Dean's Darlin' Gambling Gal System Sweetie Star -Ham Huskie Gyrating Genie lag !n Linger 4'sr Bag. Debutante Big Iron Hemlock's Honey Xittle Huey Bon Voyage Grin ?n Bear It Closet Case Idealess' Last Kinute Lady Pepper .Shaker M.C. P.S's Pride Babbling Directory Dollie Ivy Day ends what the Activity Mart began in advertently, lo these three years ago. There has naturally, or unnaturally, been some certain degree of specula tion during this past week as to whom will be prop erly grass-stained and heavy-browed after the ensuing Ivy Day Sweep stakes. Needless to say, there will be a few on the inside and more likely a few on the outside say ing, "Pinch me and see if I'm dreaming," and more needless to say, some of the mystics will outmystic themselves with their selections. Without a doubt, the whole day will be the greatest entertain ment on the campus dur ing the entire year, five week downs, no excep tion. Ai probably one of the few outside of the noble organization who would even have the gall to pre tend to understand the vague intricacies of the mystic magic or the old election-rejection routine, it is imperative that m.s. describe the processes that the croups go MOOREon Manor Hay Haven Lighthouse Bottle Club Puff sville Indifferent' s Isle Hatless Hut Lighthouse (PRETTY DAMN LIKELY) Bottle Club Koo loup Hatless Hut Viewmaster Hatless Hut Viewmaster Torch Treehouse No Trainer (ALMOST OUT Shattered Shanty Scanty Shanty Puff sville Mimeo Mansion Smut Center The STABLE TRAINER CDDS (NO DOUBT ABCUT IT!) Divided Dingy Stormy Smoocher 1-1 Twin Tower Terrace Bear Bait 1-2 Geneva Basement Beauty. 1-2 OK Corral ITo Trainer 1-3 Reuvinated Hall "To Trainer 1-3 Geneva Basement Beauty 1-5 Victrola Villa Tractor Factor 1-6 (pret'ST dai-:t likely). Victrola Villa I'uff et 3-7 Divided Dingy Stormy oraocclier 2-9 CY.- Corral ?To Trainer 3-11 Victrola Villa Tractor Factor 21-67 Twin Tower Terrace Bear Bait 2-3 Rumor Hill ' No Trainer 9-18 (ALTOST OUT OF THE RACE) Twin -Tower Terrace Bear Bait 53-353 Victrola Villa Nuffet .11-64 Local 1400 Gomper's Gal 13-29 Timeless' Terrace Pepsi Please 9-26 OK Corral. Ho Trainer 24-47 Timeless -Terrace Cinder's Head 57-103 Twin Tower Terrace Bear 3ait 83-19S Timeless Terrace Pepsi Please 87-205 Ink Bottle J7o Trainer 93-201 NOTE: Pick your" own 16, and Iff Qfl through to choose their charming and oh-so-lucky successors. Suffice it to say as an introduction that the involvements of the system would be enough to tax the brain of the lowest Simian, and from all reports it has managed- to do the same this year. Vapid generalizations would be inconclusive, but obviously in order. Crite ria is often relegated to the number of AWS point system appeals, deep ethical problems, (like what will the campus do to us if we don't take her on Ivy Day and put her in the court, or what will the campus do to us if we impale him on the Sigma Tau pyramid and tell him to forget it?), quiet in trospection dealing with the weighty problems of whether the clairol has been used too freely, and naturally the question of image. Image is all important. Those people whose image is not one of dressing like 10 to 12 other people . . . well there ain't no hope. People who possess a No Trainer No Trainer J.R.N. Koo Koup Extension 4-225 No Trainer Viewmaster Chicken Little 1 - 1-2 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1-6 1-7 1- 2- 13 1 - 3- 50 50 50 1 - Nail Pounder OF THE RACE; No' Trainer D' Cardiac Extension 4225 Band Leader Liberace Sisterlho'od be prepared for a dcuble shockl gimb boy scout complex, and who are revolted by the idea of wearing a merit badge sash, or those who never managed to com plete the requirements for the cub award, will nat urally be excluded from the benighted balric cir cle. However, inside sources indicate that ex perience hawking girl scout cooks may be help ful in getting the mighty mask. People who dont know straight up and down from sideways will not be in Innocents . . . they are being MORE selective this year, and besides that they wouldn't know if they were tackled. However, people not knowing straight up and down from sideways, their left foot from their right, a lemon from a bottle of paste, or a watermelon from a flat footed anteat er, will not be restricted from Mortar Boards. Anyone who refuses the first suggestion of the an nouncer to troop down to the lawn will be forgot ten. This year the hondos have gotten the idea that there isn't gonna be a lot REPRESENTATIVE 1 2 3 3 5 13 5 - 49 100 7 - 50 - 50 - 60 1-1,000 9 Some nus is good nus. No anthro relic he. A product of the system. Talk's cheap; He's a cutie. Picked by alumni newsletter. If he get house president... Daddy used to tell me.... Now, on the north 40... He'll even write a thank youu May have to punt. If they win the sing, he's hurt, Straight off the farm. I've been workin' lately. Has plenty of defense. Could make "a landing. Highly debatable. Decided by joynt committee. TIPS Why bother to explain?. "My true purpbse in life.;.." Eas influential friends. Will be harrowing experience. Alunmi board's godsend. .Fledged in faith. Scholarship pays. She was pajed. She could miss this -party. Could be outside, cn V:e inside. Killed by the count. Too Kucb too soon. Deserving of interstate fare, A purple "heart for valor. On the board of control. Hay be bridesmaid, or bride. List isn't too long. Lohengrin pipes wrong tune. Didn't I do a good job? Could muscle in. Try anything once. The book isn't worth it. e - - - of this mickey mouse beg ging people to glide onto the grass, it will be en tirely on the first come, first served basis, so get on your track shoes. There is probably a small word of explanation necessary for the spook able. It is very hard for some of the troops this year and they will not look directly at the faces of those they are trying to give the stare scare. If you want to drive them crazy wiggle your ears, paste a Union doughnut on your forehead or wear a dunce with a pinwheel on the top of it. Don't be too obvious about trying to outspook the spooks, because this is their last chance to prove HOW BIG OF SPOOKS THEY REALLY ARE, and it would be a 6hame to de ny them their ivy over grown opportunity. The highlight of the whole day is a really big deal. In the first place, the Phi Delts are Ding ing "The Animals are a'Comin,"' BUT in addi tion they have agreed to burst forth in glorious dis cord just as the Inno- Daily lobrosliGn SEVENTY -SECOND YEAR OF PUBLICATION Member Associated Col legiate Press, Internation al Press Representative, National Advertising Service, Incorporated. Published at: Room SI, Student Union, Lincoln 8, Nebraska. Filtered m hmkI alaaa matter, noatam mM, at the rati Mflra hi LJficnln. Nearaaka. Tfce Dally Nebt-Mku to eobllum Monoar. Wndnmdar. Tanrailar and Frlaar durtiw tbr annual rear, m at racaMona and exam awrlaaa, and met dnrtna Aufnil ataaeata af the flnlvernlty af Nearaaka aarier the aafharlaatlan af the Committee a fttndent Affaira aa an eatreaalaa f atndant oaMan. Publication an der tbe Jartadictlon af the anbeom mittaa aa tttudanl PuMlaatiana ahatl be Ira tram editorial eennorihlp aa the aarl el tbe aiibeommlttee or a the part at any aeraan eatalde the Onlveralty. The members af the tally Nehraekm eteff are aereon ally raaaonalblle tar what tbey ear ay a, ar eana. to be artated BrmlNKHH HTA.KF Bnalneaa Manaaer John Zeillnaar Aaalatant tmalneaa Manerara Hill Ganlleka. Bab Caaningham. Pater Lane ( IrritUtlen Manaaw . Jay Orath Habacrlntlon Manaaer Mike MaeLean EDITORIAL STAFF Filter ... H"da Jeaaon Manaztnit Edtter Gary l.acer Newa Editor Jean Merrte FROM BUSINESS baldrics aren't, all right. cents and Mortar Boards forage forward onto the battlefield for the tradi tional ivy planting farce. If all the ivy that they had ever planted had grown, the Fiji house would be much bigger. However the problem rests with buildings and grounds. The men, super vised by Argyle Anti-Ivy, who was a court page for 72 years, is trowel-bent-for-weeds to root up the plant and until he can get his name on the racing form he swears that there will be "no-of-the-no!" There will be only one prediction made for the great and glorious day. It is the contention of this corner that after the great weekend is "fini," the whole campus will look like the aftermath of a scandal. And believe you me, you ignoramatic im becile who has read this far, it will be just that if the University's favorite produce of yeilow journal ism hits the doorsteps. Natch, by yellow journa lism I mean the racing form! (Too bad about yester day's troops, but it was a couple of yuk yuks any way.) M.S. ATTENTION! Business Administration Graduate Students Excellent Opportunity For Valuable Management Experience At The NEBRASKA UNION Full-time & part-time nipiit HUpervisur positions Bvaiiahle June 1 lo continue into the Fall & Spring Srmfwtert For Interview, Contact: Mr. Barnes, Ass't Manoging Director, Nebraska Union, Administrative Office irlll ir ADMINISTRATION They're Off! RUN PONIES RUN JHRMIT "BUZZ" BRASHEikR ARTS SCIENCE STUDENT COUNCIL K'Tr held overweekT: II fi S THE PULTOER PRIZE NOVEL ; J A HOW COMES TO THE SCREEN! I f WINNER OF mmmr JJ 3 academy hTolfl aT li 1 Ov3 AWARDS j IV V,n . ; ill a yrirkinabird WINNER OF ACADEM AWARDS -a GREGORY'PECK aiBBBaBBftiS rwCt IS tO r. Tnr I J Br- ill iU RU V IS n I ... .'H rw' J ii P ft (WO for Stuart nd 4braHk n-Cr Park 0r-B, lllh t Yulo J 3th & QncJ Hmpr, 13th & a-aaaaaaaaaaaa i n i .n !. DOORS OPEN AT 12:45 SJJJ htstoday AUDREY HEPBURN !s HENRY FONDA fl MEL FERRER TECHNICOLOR r inn mi
