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Orcifds of Congratulation
DELIVER IMMEDIATELY: Orchids
of Congratulation to A.W.S., Chi Omega,
Gamma Phi Beta, Pi Beta Phi, Alpha Phi
and Delta Gamma.
Message on enclosed card: Congratu
lations on the part you played in present
ing a Coed Follies which will be remem
bered as one of the finest presented by
the University.
SATURDAY NIGHT'S production was
one which placed entertainment and talent
into a package of near-perfection. The au
ditorium was filled to near capacity, and
the audience was unusually receptive dur
ing the entire show. Seldom have all of
these elements been a part of a Coed Fol
lies presentation.
The Chi Omegas, who utilized the
writing, composing, directing and singing
talents of Pam Hirshbach were most de
serving of their first place trophy. We
join many others in the opinion that their
skit was presented with professional
polish. Also, we would stand in line with
the other University students in order to
buy a recording of Miss Hirshchbach's
finale.
TO ALL connected with the show go
our congratulations on a fine production.
Women's Hours
Time For Consideration
MOST UNIVERSITIES, Nebraska in
cluded, subject their coeds to hour re
strictions which are completely incon
gruous with the academic program,
which considers coeds mature enough
for independent study.
Fortunately, however, many univer
sity administrators are now realizing that
more liberal regulations can and should
be adopted for women students.
THE MICHIGAN DAILY, University
of Michigan student newspaper, reported
that senior women in sorority houses
are already using the key permission sys
tem with no hour restrictions. Under the
system, the keys are given to all senior
women with only one stipulation that
the coeds sign out and return before their
residence opens at 7 a.m. the following
day.
At the University of Wisconsin, coeds
have proposed that all sophomore, jun
ior and senior women with at least a
2.5 overall average be given keys.
AT UCLA, the Office of Housing
Services is polling parents of residents
to see whether special restrictions for
college women have become outdated. If
parents agree, the lockout system may
be discontinued.
University of Nebraska coeds have
seen many changes in the hour regula
tions enforced by A. W. S. However, it
seems that there is room for improve
ment. Most senior coeds are of legal age,
all senior women have found it impos
sible to get away from "grade school
restrictions." While men are graduated
into an independent status, coeds are
forced to conform with compulsory clos
ing hours.
IF THE majority opinion is against
over-restrictive women's hours, the issue
could very easily cause some form of re
vision. The University has not taken the
lead in loosening the hour restrictions,
but perhaps A. W. S. and the administra
tion could join with the national move by
taking a careful look at the hour revi
sions being proposed and carried out on
other campuses.
Yon
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(ACP) Many college professors seem to have an unerring talent for not saying
exactly what they intend to say. The Daily Universe, Brigham Young University,
therefore offers the following translations:
What the professor says
The textbook for this course will be one
you will want to keep all your life.
My philosophy of teaching embodies the
principles of certain academic discipline.
I appreciate your remarks. Unfortunately,
we don't have the time to pursue that line
of thought.
Of course, you all know that the honor
system is in effect in this classroom.
I know you would enjoy delving more
deeply into this interesting subject.
The final grades will be determined on
a rigid curve.
It might be well for me to cite one or
two concrete examples of this principle.
The final exam will be nothing more than
a brief review.
What the professor means
The book costs $15.95, and they won't be
buying it back next semester.
I'm a bear.
Quit interrupting my lecture.
You'll notice I've passed out alternate
tests, and I'll monitor the classroom.
Youll be expected to hand in at least two
research papers this term.
I plan to give one 9 in this class.
Prepare to hear the history of my life.
Memorize the textbook.
Daily Nebraskan
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by susan Stanley
Not meaning to be ir-
I reverent, but there are a
! few people on the campus
j who don't really care a
: whole lot about Hell
Week and pledges and
I whether-or-not-a - soror-
! ity-is-a-fraternity. As a
I matter of fact, there
I doesn't seem to be much
I more involved in the dis-
pute than personalities, as
I the big papers put it. So
I much for the Greek sys-
I tem.
j This past week has
j been interesting. Due to
i my parents having, to
i leave town suddenly, I
I became the mother for 4
younger siblings.
Those kids have it over
most collegians I k n o w,
myself Included. They
get themselves up In the
morning, fix their own
breakfasts, pack up their
peanut-butter and mayon
aise sandwiches and cel
ery sticks take to
school for lunch.
But, basically, they are
very nice. They flail out
at one another for mostly
physical reasons like
when a paper airplane
hits its mark.
I should add that this
is in a large part due to
their upbringing. Both my
parents are strict, but at
the same time gentle with
their children. They let
them do pretty much
what they want, such as
in what to eat or wear,
but they also establish
rules, and make them
stick.
The magic formula is
to say, "Anyone who's old
enough to be a Cub Scout
is old enough to keep his
fingers out of his nose
..." (Or to stop turn
ing somersaults. Or to
stop jumping off the end
of the couch.)
Saturday, our house
. was the scene of a birth
day party for Mark, who
was 8. Some 12 little
boys from the neighbor
hood dropped in for two
hours of screaming. No
kidding the fact that
they pinned tails on the
milk bottle and dropped
clothespins on a donkey
and ate ice cream and
cake was secondary. Fin
ally, inspiration hit . . .
I dug up a green and
white plastic whistle
which, miraculously, was
shriller than the shrillest
little boy. The whole af
fair was a matter of en
durance. Somehow, I won.
At the end, two of them
grinned and informed me
that "we-don't-have-to-go-cuz
- Mark-said-we-could
stay." I cooly looked
them In the eye and
pulled Phyllis Diller's
clincher: "I'm bigger
than you are and this is
ray house and your coat
is on Mark's bed." They
left.
The parents will be
home early this week, and
I'm glad. I'm afraid that
IH look one of my his
tory professors in the eye
and say, "Stand up
straight and take your
hands out of your pock
ets! Now what was it
yoi wanted to say?"
How on earth do people
with REAL children go to
college and retain their
sanity?
P. S. Apologies to V.C.,
D. F. and B. H. K.
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U)AMT T& NMSS THE SHAU)."
Pre-Season Racing Form
STA3LE (FILLIES) TRAINER OUTLOOK FOR THE BIG RACE
MOUSE TRAP NONE CHEESE IS TOO STALE
BOOMERANG BASEMENT NONE WON'T THROW THIS ONE
SUGAR BOWL BEAR BAIT SWEET AND HARD TO BEAT
GOODNIGHT GULCH NONE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE YEARS
LIME LAND STORMY SMOOCHER PHOTO FINISH WITH DOUBLE EXPOSURE
THE MALL NONE GOT THEIR OWN PLATOON
PUSHY PARLOR BASEMENT BEAUTY OTL BUT IN THE RIGHT PLACES
TREASURE ISLAND NONE IF THEY FIND THE MAP
RENO ROOST DEKALBS FINEST MAY BE A CROP FAILURE
TEAMSTER TOWNSHIP GOMPER'S GAL THE PICKET LINE IS READY
MINUTE MAID
DIMENSIONAL DOLLHOUSE PROGRAM PLANNER OFF THE AGENDA
MUTINY MANOR NONE MAYBE THERE WON'T BE ANY BOUNTY
TURNTABLE TEMPLE TRACTOR FACTOR INDESCRIBABLY CONSPICUOUS
CURDS & WHEY
PENMAN'S PLAYPEN NONE WRITTEN OFF AGAIN?
TRAUMA TROUGH PEPSI PLEASE WILL ONE ONE ONE
OINKER'S HEAD
STABLE (STALLIONS) TRAINER OUTLOOK FOR THE BIG RACE
THE PRESS ROOM BAND LEADER MAY STOP PUBLICATION
REFORMATORY VIEW MASTER INMATES MAY RIOT
FRACTURED FRAT JTt DOUBLE TROUBLE
CHICKEN LITTLE
BURLAP BARN LIBERACI IF THE BAG FITS
ADMIN I II NONE NOW IN THE RACE
WINDOW WONDERLAND THE BIRD WILL THE EGG HATCH IN TIME
OUTHOUSE JOCKEY SUGAR, SPICE, EVERYTHING NICE,
CHARITY CAGE EXT. $""(4232) ONE HORSE AHEAD
OBSERVATORY NONE MAY RAIN THIS YEAR
MAIRESS. ALLEY SUPRISEII MAY BE ANOTHER SUPRISE1 1 1
GARDEN OF EDEN NONE WAIT A COUPLE OF YEARS
MUGWUMP'S MOUNT NONE PUSHERS GET THEIR CHANCE
GLASS MANAGER IE KOO COUP COULD BE A BUMPER CROP
BOOK NOOK NONE ONE MAJOR VOLUMN
MOSCOW MANSION NONE MAY GET HAILED OUT
PANE PALACE NONE l.'AYBE AS A LAST RESORT
With the announcement of Miss Ideal and Mr. Outstanding came speculation con
cerning the Big Race scheduled for this May. This pre-season form, compiled by the
'Associated Rumor Press,' was designed to give tips on the stables as the grooming
and training sessions are now on regular saturation schedules.
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