i i x a jaundiced Paqe 2 EDITORIAL Monday, February 25, 1963 1 q i'l ' i H V 1 V! s n -4 . V " ' "'4 . -.. v S ,J f. J Ml 1 .,' "i. -' -i '1 Orcifds of Congratulation DELIVER IMMEDIATELY: Orchids of Congratulation to A.W.S., Chi Omega, Gamma Phi Beta, Pi Beta Phi, Alpha Phi and Delta Gamma. Message on enclosed card: Congratu lations on the part you played in present ing a Coed Follies which will be remem bered as one of the finest presented by the University. SATURDAY NIGHT'S production was one which placed entertainment and talent into a package of near-perfection. The au ditorium was filled to near capacity, and the audience was unusually receptive dur ing the entire show. Seldom have all of these elements been a part of a Coed Fol lies presentation. The Chi Omegas, who utilized the writing, composing, directing and singing talents of Pam Hirshbach were most de serving of their first place trophy. We join many others in the opinion that their skit was presented with professional polish. Also, we would stand in line with the other University students in order to buy a recording of Miss Hirshchbach's finale. TO ALL connected with the show go our congratulations on a fine production. Women's Hours Time For Consideration MOST UNIVERSITIES, Nebraska in cluded, subject their coeds to hour re strictions which are completely incon gruous with the academic program, which considers coeds mature enough for independent study. Fortunately, however, many univer sity administrators are now realizing that more liberal regulations can and should be adopted for women students. THE MICHIGAN DAILY, University of Michigan student newspaper, reported that senior women in sorority houses are already using the key permission sys tem with no hour restrictions. Under the system, the keys are given to all senior women with only one stipulation that the coeds sign out and return before their residence opens at 7 a.m. the following day. At the University of Wisconsin, coeds have proposed that all sophomore, jun ior and senior women with at least a 2.5 overall average be given keys. AT UCLA, the Office of Housing Services is polling parents of residents to see whether special restrictions for college women have become outdated. If parents agree, the lockout system may be discontinued. University of Nebraska coeds have seen many changes in the hour regula tions enforced by A. W. S. However, it seems that there is room for improve ment. Most senior coeds are of legal age, all senior women have found it impos sible to get away from "grade school restrictions." While men are graduated into an independent status, coeds are forced to conform with compulsory clos ing hours. IF THE majority opinion is against over-restrictive women's hours, the issue could very easily cause some form of re vision. The University has not taken the lead in loosening the hour restrictions, but perhaps A. W. S. and the administra tion could join with the national move by taking a careful look at the hour revi sions being proposed and carried out on other campuses. Yon 9 0 (ACP) Many college professors seem to have an unerring talent for not saying exactly what they intend to say. The Daily Universe, Brigham Young University, therefore offers the following translations: What the professor says The textbook for this course will be one you will want to keep all your life. My philosophy of teaching embodies the principles of certain academic discipline. I appreciate your remarks. Unfortunately, we don't have the time to pursue that line of thought. Of course, you all know that the honor system is in effect in this classroom. I know you would enjoy delving more deeply into this interesting subject. The final grades will be determined on a rigid curve. It might be well for me to cite one or two concrete examples of this principle. The final exam will be nothing more than a brief review. What the professor means The book costs $15.95, and they won't be buying it back next semester. I'm a bear. Quit interrupting my lecture. You'll notice I've passed out alternate tests, and I'll monitor the classroom. Youll be expected to hand in at least two research papers this term. I plan to give one 9 in this class. Prepare to hear the history of my life. Memorize the textbook. Daily Nebraskan SEVENTY-SECOND YEAR OF - " m,Br- mm. m a. PUBLICATION Telephone 477-8711, ext. 2588, 2589, 2590 ZtXZ Si ,tZ. 'JSTSSTB i 21ebW, tTcM Collegiate Press, tLT.'J ZA'XZZ International Press Representative, Na- rwwu-.u w tuttuum t tional Advertising Service, Incorporated. JrLtT" KLZLZZ Published at: Room M, Student Unloa, ZZUT J'V SStTZZ?'i C"J Lincoln t, Nebraska. tv"" " t. M wi 14th lc R SCHNEM fTAJPT , Mnurcn urn iuu.. tiLL.'mam. CknMteB MMWW , Jn EMTOBUL (TATT EOtcr mZZZ " "t TJrL T" I-n" (mm But Battar. Wtmr Mun r 2 m Infe, torn Mr. nUfckarcw , , Imt 1huBmI IM Mm, imm Sm I ye by susan Stanley Not meaning to be ir- I reverent, but there are a ! few people on the campus j who don't really care a : whole lot about Hell Week and pledges and I whether-or-not-a - soror- ! ity-is-a-fraternity. As a I matter of fact, there I doesn't seem to be much I more involved in the dis- pute than personalities, as I the big papers put it. So I much for the Greek sys- I tem. j This past week has j been interesting. Due to i my parents having, to i leave town suddenly, I I became the mother for 4 younger siblings. Those kids have it over most collegians I k n o w, myself Included. They get themselves up In the morning, fix their own breakfasts, pack up their peanut-butter and mayon aise sandwiches and cel ery sticks take to school for lunch. But, basically, they are very nice. They flail out at one another for mostly physical reasons like when a paper airplane hits its mark. I should add that this is in a large part due to their upbringing. Both my parents are strict, but at the same time gentle with their children. They let them do pretty much what they want, such as in what to eat or wear, but they also establish rules, and make them stick. The magic formula is to say, "Anyone who's old enough to be a Cub Scout is old enough to keep his fingers out of his nose ..." (Or to stop turn ing somersaults. Or to stop jumping off the end of the couch.) Saturday, our house . was the scene of a birth day party for Mark, who was 8. Some 12 little boys from the neighbor hood dropped in for two hours of screaming. No kidding the fact that they pinned tails on the milk bottle and dropped clothespins on a donkey and ate ice cream and cake was secondary. Fin ally, inspiration hit . . . I dug up a green and white plastic whistle which, miraculously, was shriller than the shrillest little boy. The whole af fair was a matter of en durance. Somehow, I won. At the end, two of them grinned and informed me that "we-don't-have-to-go-cuz - Mark-said-we-could stay." I cooly looked them In the eye and pulled Phyllis Diller's clincher: "I'm bigger than you are and this is ray house and your coat is on Mark's bed." They left. The parents will be home early this week, and I'm glad. I'm afraid that IH look one of my his tory professors in the eye and say, "Stand up straight and take your hands out of your pock ets! Now what was it yoi wanted to say?" How on earth do people with REAL children go to college and retain their sanity? P. S. Apologies to V.C., D. F. and B. H. K. "?LUa IT k K)Ow U) DOW'T U)AMT T& NMSS THE SHAU)." Pre-Season Racing Form STA3LE (FILLIES) TRAINER OUTLOOK FOR THE BIG RACE MOUSE TRAP NONE CHEESE IS TOO STALE BOOMERANG BASEMENT NONE WON'T THROW THIS ONE SUGAR BOWL BEAR BAIT SWEET AND HARD TO BEAT GOODNIGHT GULCH NONE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE YEARS LIME LAND STORMY SMOOCHER PHOTO FINISH WITH DOUBLE EXPOSURE THE MALL NONE GOT THEIR OWN PLATOON PUSHY PARLOR BASEMENT BEAUTY OTL BUT IN THE RIGHT PLACES TREASURE ISLAND NONE IF THEY FIND THE MAP RENO ROOST DEKALBS FINEST MAY BE A CROP FAILURE TEAMSTER TOWNSHIP GOMPER'S GAL THE PICKET LINE IS READY MINUTE MAID DIMENSIONAL DOLLHOUSE PROGRAM PLANNER OFF THE AGENDA MUTINY MANOR NONE MAYBE THERE WON'T BE ANY BOUNTY TURNTABLE TEMPLE TRACTOR FACTOR INDESCRIBABLY CONSPICUOUS CURDS & WHEY PENMAN'S PLAYPEN NONE WRITTEN OFF AGAIN? TRAUMA TROUGH PEPSI PLEASE WILL ONE ONE ONE OINKER'S HEAD STABLE (STALLIONS) TRAINER OUTLOOK FOR THE BIG RACE THE PRESS ROOM BAND LEADER MAY STOP PUBLICATION REFORMATORY VIEW MASTER INMATES MAY RIOT FRACTURED FRAT JTt DOUBLE TROUBLE CHICKEN LITTLE BURLAP BARN LIBERACI IF THE BAG FITS ADMIN I II NONE NOW IN THE RACE WINDOW WONDERLAND THE BIRD WILL THE EGG HATCH IN TIME OUTHOUSE JOCKEY SUGAR, SPICE, EVERYTHING NICE, CHARITY CAGE EXT. $""(4232) ONE HORSE AHEAD OBSERVATORY NONE MAY RAIN THIS YEAR MAIRESS. ALLEY SUPRISEII MAY BE ANOTHER SUPRISE1 1 1 GARDEN OF EDEN NONE WAIT A COUPLE OF YEARS MUGWUMP'S MOUNT NONE PUSHERS GET THEIR CHANCE GLASS MANAGER IE KOO COUP COULD BE A BUMPER CROP BOOK NOOK NONE ONE MAJOR VOLUMN MOSCOW MANSION NONE MAY GET HAILED OUT PANE PALACE NONE l.'AYBE AS A LAST RESORT With the announcement of Miss Ideal and Mr. Outstanding came speculation con cerning the Big Race scheduled for this May. This pre-season form, compiled by the 'Associated Rumor Press,' was designed to give tips on the stables as the grooming and training sessions are now on regular saturation schedules. Read Nebraskan Want Ads rm mm, veuw&, mnam mem. mm. ymw, cmccd. i f i- -a inn Till m AM-AMP OFFW Hi ABOUT M LITTLE MAN ON CAMPUS ' ' r: - I . . . . cLTX-. E. . w ! 1 w 1 u