Wednesday, October 31, 1962
The Daily Nebraskan
Pag 5
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Drag 'Em Down Guys!
We Trampled theBuffs
vGoal posts! Goal posts!" was the cry as thousands
of CornhusVers, not satisified with shredding the Buffa
loes, wanted to dismantle the field as proof to any doubts
left in Huskerland.
After a display of effort nearly as impressive as that
occurring on the field, the coveted posts were uprooted
in time to be as thoroughly stomped and tossed as the
upstart Buffaloes.
So went the action at another Nebraska melodrama
as the Cornhuskers again this week participated in an
other hum-drum first half which caused onlookers to
wonder of the entire game wasn't a script designed to
keep the fans interested in the second half of the game.
Between the "Tul" and the "Sink" and the Buffaloes
fascinating pom-pom girls, some formula was needed to
Keep attention on tne nominal cause of Nebraska's mass
migration.
Naturally no mention of competing attractions would
be complete without rave notices to Rag-photographer,
Pixie Smallwood, who, encouraged by the success of the
Rag-Cornhusker football game, tried to join the Husker
team in a tackle in front of thousands of breathless talent
scouts.
The victors celebrated with hours of singing "There
is no place like Nebraska," and by participating in an
event far rougher than football driving back to Nebras
ka in a completely exhausted state.
You'll Think
NU Migrants
Are Normal!
Editor's Note: The feltowtnr Is a re
port from a student social scientist who.
unlike the other five thousand students,
mode a trio to Colorado recently to
study the results of unusual stress aooa
the typical eolleie stadent coins" to mi
gration. The sickness of the typical
migrator is readily apparent
to the trained eye.
Staggering to their cars,
sleep drugged, up before the
usual hour of the dreaded
8 a.m., they move quietly to
a small object which is to
confine them in a physical
discomfort greater than an
astronauts for a period of
time longer than a week of
chem labs.
Schizophrenia immediately
sets in as students used to
computing the relative solu
tions to world problems and
scientific studies beyond the
ken of man, quickly forget the
way to McCook, note the ab
si
NEW BAND UNIFORMS Husker band hats were almost as loud as the ba"nd
members donned their very best go-to- itself,
migration hats for the Bowlder game. The
Colorado Migration Spirit Helps
Eight NU Coeds 'Get Their Men'
The spirit of migration
seems to have been furthered
by the announcement that
eight coeds have been suc
cessful in their pursuit of a
man.
PINNINGS
Joan Brueggemenn, Delta
Gamma junior from Syracuse
in Arts and Sciences, to Don
Thompson, a junior from Syr
acuse, majoring in music.
Penny Ball, Alpha Phi soph
more from Lincoln in Teach
ers College, to Buddy Dob
son, Sigma Nu senior from
Lincoln, majoring in engineer
ing. Barb Pandzik, Gamma Phi
Beta sophomore in Fine Arts
from Beatrice, to Jim Grupe,
Beta Sigma Psi sophomore in
Architecture from Beatrice.
Sue Elevens, Pi Beta Phi
Phi Epsilon alum from Lin
coln. ENGAGEMENTS
Becky Spore, Kappa Delta
alum from Lexington, to Rog
er Colcker, Delta Tau Delta
senior in Mechanical Engi
neering from Norfolk.
Cori Cobela, Alpha Phi
senior in Teachers College
from Chappell, to Don Mac
Kenzie, Phi Delta Theta alum
from Hebron.
junior from Seward in Teach
ers College, to Jon Hinrichs,
Beta Theta Pi junior in Arts
and Sciences from Nebraska
City.
Carol Sue Snider, Alpha Xi
Delta senior in Teachers Col
lege from Independence, Mis
souri to Steve Honey, Kappa
Sigma punior in Teachers Col
lege from Fremont. -
Vicky Cullen, Gamma Phi
Beta senior from Hastings to
Bob Geisler, Delta Upsilon
senior in Business Adminis
tration. Becky Schneider, Chi Ome
ga senior in Teachers College
from Cortland, majoring in
music, to Ken Dubas, Sigma
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HANDSOME OLD CHAP Nebraska's In
nocents Society met the Colorado senior
honorary, the Sabers, during 'half time
ceremonies and gave the traditional Buf
falo head to the Coloradoans for the Buffs'
7-0 win last year.
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ALL RIGHT! It took the Huskers three quarters to
tear Colorado apart, but it took fans but a few seconds
to demolish both goalposts. Nebraskans tore down the
posts with minutes left in the game. (Photos by Pixia
Smallwood)
sence of essential supplies,
and fall asleep on the shoulder
of their already uncomfort
able neighbor.
Time: 2.4 minhtes after
loading. Group physician dis
covers the lack of a certain
hilarity-producing liquid with
out which he asserts it is im
possible to cross the poisonous
wasterlands of Nebraska.
Time: 2.6 minutes after
loading, all concerned jump
out of the car and run into
the nearest warehouse to help
the only registered pharma
cist obtain this drug.
Time: 3.4 minutes after de
parture. First heated quarrel
breaks out over 1.) driving
skill, 2.) opening skill, 3.)
riding in back seat, 4.) wis
dom of trip, 5.) relative mer
its of all football players in
world, 6.) necessity of anoth
er stop, 7.) restaurant least
likely to damage palates ac
customed to extraordinary
food of dorm, 8.) personalities
of persons engaging in num
bers 1-8.
Time: 3.6 minutes after de
parture. First emergency oc
curs. (Must be in nature of
complete car breakdown to
count as a true event). All
exeunt.
Time: 14 hours after de
parture. Group activity sum
mary: 11 food stops, four re
fill stops, four lifelong friend
ships ruined, total expendi
tures equal total budget.
12:01 midnight: The "Sink"
is reached along with the real
ization that all hope of getting
a better date than the coed
accompanying you to Colo
rado is out.
Conclusions: At this point
the trained observer will note
four things of great scientific
interest: 1) college students
cannot plan their way across
the street is, 3) fatigue is re
lieved in the minds of college
students by more of the ac
tivity wihich fatigued them.
At this point in the study
the average totally exhausted
student will go mad. This
period usually occurs after a
mean of 3.6 hours of sleep.
the street, 2) college students iThe madness is exemplified
frequently don't know where by a painful rise from sleep,
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Delta Sigma Pis
Make Fall Tour
Fifty-four members of Delta
Sigma Pi, professional busi
ness fraternity, took their an
nual fall tour of Denver last
weekend.
Activities consisted of t h e
tour and conferences with top
management in such com
panies as: Safeway, United
Air Lines, and Gates KuDoer.
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body cleanliness and an in
stinctive tendency which
leads the entire group to
move toward further punish
ment at the "Sink."
Personality reactions also
set in. Individuals become
frequently lost. Tempers flare
and 30 of the group either
write bad checks or borrow
money while secretly in
tending never to repay it.
Twenty-six percent of all pin
nings are broken and 86.4 per
cent of all engaged couples
bitterly regret their decision.
Space prohibits a further
recital except for one other
fact: 97.4 per cent of those
swearing "I'll never go on an
other migration" returns
home to swear unceasingly
"Man, youVlon't know what
you missed." I think we
should all migrate to Kansas,
Oklahoma, and the Rose
Bowl."
HUSKER FUMBLE? No! Willie PaschalL NU defend
er, forces Colorado end John McGuire to drop the ball
in last Saturday's game with the Buffs. The ball rolled
out of bounds.
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Foundation Will Give Fellowships
Applications for graduate
and postdoctoral fellowships
from the National Academy
of Sciences-National Research
Council are now available.
Postdoctoral fellowship ap
plications must be received
by Dec. 17, 1962, and the
deadline for graduate fellow
ship applications is Jan. 4,
1953.
Each candidate's applica
tion will be evaluated by the
committees appointed by the
Academy-Research Council.
The National Science Foun
dation will make the final se
lection, with awards to be an
nounced on March 15, 19C3.
The annual allowances of
these awards vary from
$1,800 to $5,000 depending
upon the vear level and the
type. Tuition, travel and lab
oratory fees are provided for
by a limited allowance.
These fellowships will be
awarded in the mathemati
cal, physical, medical, biolog
ical, and engineering sci
ences; in anthropoioty, psy
chology (excluding clinical
psychology), geography, eco
nomics (excluding business
administration) , s o c i ol o -gy
(not including social
work) and the history and
philosophy of science.
College seniors, graduate
and postdoctoral students,
and others with equivalent
training and experience in
these fields are eligible for
fellowship applications. They
must also be citizens of the
United States or Nationals
and will be judged solely on
the basis of their ability.
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