The Daily Trashkan
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Friday, April 1, 1960
Chambermai
Blight Chambermaid will
attend the Unifarcity next
fall, according to Athletic Di
rector Real Orgy and basket
ball coach Yogi Bear.
The NBA outstanding ath
lete stated as he refused the
Philadelphia PaPooses that,
"professional basketball has
given me everything. I have
accomplished everything a
man can in professional bas
ketball, I want to get out and
play the game like it should
be played, the Nebraska
Way!"
Coach Yogi Bear com
mented on the need for a good
fast playmaker just before
Blight announced his resigna
tion. Coach Yogi Bear said yes
terday, "Blight will come
around if he works a little
bit and gets rid of his agres
sive tendencies.
The Bear went on to com
ment that he didn't know
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RECEIVES FRIENDSHIP CUP Luther Goodboy,
founder of the Campus Non-Aggression Club, is shown
above holding the TNE Freindship Award for outstand
ing service and loyalty to those who do not practice ag
gression. Goodboy was a unanimous choice over the other
candidate for the award, the vice-president and ooly other
member of the Non-Aggression Gub.
Roundbottom Decrees
57 Netv IM 'Sports'
Intramurals Director Red
Roundbottom has announced
that 57 new sports will be
added to the Intramural pro
gram next year.
Roundbottom said. "In
cluded in the addition of many
new activities will be special
tournaments to decide the
All-University Champions. All
unoiganized houses and resi
dence houses will be eligible
for participation, providing,
of course, that they're not on
misconduct or anti-social pro
hibition." campus
character:
MANNING
MOTION
Manning is fierce as a tiger
on offense, strong as a bear
on defense, and wise as an
owl in the huddle. Every
body's All-American selec
tion, he makes the All
American selection when
lie chooses his underwear.
He knows you can do
most anything in Jockey
skants brief. Jockey
skants are cut high at the
sides, low at the waist, and
tailored of stretch nylon to
provide maximum comfort
with minimum coverage.
You can't beat them for
sports, for travel, for com
fort in any pursuit Your
campus store has them!
$1.50.
tOOPEK'J, INCORPORATED -KENOIHA. Wit
ockeu
SKANTS brief
what he would do if the world
wasn't full of generous, sports
loving individuals like Blight.
"Blight has had some good
experience, but whether or
not he will be able to adjust
to Nebraska ball is question
able," Bear said.
Blight has led an under
privileged, meager life up to
this point. The Nebraska
sportscene should provide en
tertainment and education for
the Dripper.
Blight was described! as
"just tall enough to be tangled
in the basket, but still short
enough to be good front court
man."
But aside from his accom
plishments in the basketball
world, Blight is to be com
mended for his personality.
Blight is a fine kid, a hard
worker and an all around
good type.
A little look at Blight's past
history will give us a clue to
Some of the new sports in
clude deep-water sea-fishing
and underwater basket-weav
ing to be held in the NU Pool,
bullfighting, slated for Me
morial Stadium (houses must
furnish own bull), and rope
climbing, one-armed indian
rassling and hop-scotch (each
house must furnish own
scotch), all scheduled for the
PE bunding.
Intramural sword swallow
ing, duck calling, beer-guzzling,
hatchet-throwing, rope
jumping, and grave-digging
are also on the agenda for
next year.
Roundbottom also added,
"Any house signing up for
participation, then forfeiting
out of any tournament will re
ceive five demerits toward
possession of the Unsports
manship Trophy. The team
having the highest number of
demerits (based much the
same as the RATC system)
will win the Unsportsmanship
Trophy."
Dr. Y Will Assist
Husker Wrestlers
From a secret source comes
the information of a new ath
letic personality, who will ap
pear on the NU camDus next
year.
Doctor Y is up for assistant
wrestling coach for tne Husk
ers. Y believes the wrestling
team will win the Big Eight
Conference next yepr.
He is skeptical on com
menting who the top wrestler
will be. As of now be is on a
recruiting trip to talk to
Verne Gangreen, Georgeous
Georgie, Wilbur 'Legs'
Schneiders and Otto Van
Krupponhouse.
St. Vitus Dance Set
The annual St. Vitus Dance
will be held Sunday at 11 a.m.
in the Unifarcity chapel.
Due to the nature of the
function, it will not be reg
istered, said Fullup Coalburn.
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the origin of "Blight."
"Blight" was playing the
young, shorter type role of
basketball hero, picking to
matoes and putting them in
a basket. His coach noticed
that not only did Blight pick
tomatoes, but he wilted
them. Because of this inci
dent Blight was named
"Blight."
A report has reached the
Unifarcity that Blight will
strenghten the DJ corps at
NU sponsored radio station,
SUNK. Blight said that he
hoped to work as a DJ in his
spare time so he could push
his newly out platters "Why
Don't They Get Off My Back"
and "I'm. Aching for You
NU." Heimmgs Quits
Pill Hennings, head foot
ball coach at Nebraska, has
resigned to take an account
ing job with Arthur Would
n't In Oklahoma City.
NU Athletic Director Real
Orgy said that he wai sorry
to see Hennings leave bnt
that he "had seen it com
ing for a long time."
Casey's
Optimism
Flashed
By Bernie Bullpen
The other day, I went to
see Casey Dull, Nebraska's
number one baseball strate
gist, and to talk with him
about the coming horsehide
season. The conversaton went
something like this:
BERNIE How do you feel
about the coming season?
CASEY Well, I think it's
coming.
BERNIE We know that,
but how do you think Nebras
ka will do in the Big Eight?
CASEY As you know, I
live here in this little bitty
office with that gigantic bear
that haunts this Coliseum and
anyone that lives with him
has got to feel optimistic
about everything, so I think
we are going to win every
game. But you know, that's
what my partner here, Yogi
Bear, thought about that silly
sport that just ended and they
didn't do so good, so who
knows.
BERNIE What is the most
important thing you have
done to improve on last sea
son's conditions?
CASEY That's the easiest
question you've asked. I or
dered hearing aids for all
my players so that I don't
have to shout so loud when
I want to tell them something
out there on the field. This
will be a great help to my
voice, especially during those
long double headers.
BERN It, One final ques
tion. What is the worst mis
take you have made in all
the years you have been
coaching?
CASEY My biggest mis
take would have to be order
ing some snow shoes about
two weeks ago for each of
my players
Boy! Will that
guy in the business office be
irked when he gets the bill
for twenty-five pair of snow
shoes. LITTLE MAN
Why" cant w& Tajx mout Yhcwv tdnite?
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Planning to Unionize
One afternoon while I was
enjoying a coke in the Crib,
I overheard a number of ath
letes discussing the question
"Should we unionize?" As the
conversation proceeded, they
came to the conclusion that
it would be for their benefit
If they did.
After deciding on how to
elect the officers, they dis
cussed what some of their
I policies would be. This is
wnat tney oeciaea:
(1) There is to be abso
lutely no more practicing or
playing regulation games
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less double pay is received.
(2) Spring football prac
tice and all other spring
sports will always begin aft
er Spring Vacation, and
then only if the p I a y e r c
aren't too busy with other
numerous activities, such
as calling up a girl for a
date.
(3) All athletes are to at
tend classes only if they
can't find something better
to do.
(4) At least half of the
practice sessions are to be
held in the front yards of
sorority houses and in back
of the girls' dorm.
(5) There are to be no
hours and absolutely no
training rules during the
regular season.
(6) The Crib is to be the
official meeting place of all
the athletic teams and the
new Husker Athletic Union.
As the afternoon wore on
and the night life grew near,
the fellows decided that they
would break the newi "gent
ly to the coaches and the
Athletic department on Fri
day, April 1.
Chess Physicals
Are Next Week
Head trainer Snide Paulder
announced that physicals for
spring chess competition will
be given next Thursday.
It is imperative for all ath
letes who wish to participate
in chess to report at Stupid
Health at 7:00 Thursday.
DISCOUNT to STUDENTS
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Reveals
Squad
By Bernie Bullpen
BERNIE What about your
pitching staff?
CASEY We got one veter
an and four sophs that we're
counting on. The only veteran
is that refugee from the foot
ball team, Mary Molly. Our
four sophomores are Bonnie
Cowgill, Janice Mail, 5piaer
Web and Kitty Pur-r-rcell.
This Pur-r-rcell is also a
stowaway from the football
workouts.
BERNIE You lost a pretty j
valuable man from last year's
infield. Do you think this will
hurt you?
CASEY You must be talk
ing about tne guy max nu
338 for me and also naa tne
same average in tne class
room but those professors
don't think .338 is such a good
average in the classroom. I
don't think we 11 miss him
much because we'll move
Scatterarm Montana from
third to short. This will prob
ably help keep our fans alert
since Scatterarm will have a
better shot at the fans behind
first base from the shortstop
position.
This will leave Pill Barf, a
rookie at third and Elmer
what's his name, also a
rookie, at second. At first,
we'll have Kenny Roughouser
to try to flag down Scatter
arm' s tosses.
BERNIE Now, what about
the outfield?
CASEY I have all my out
fielders "ack and it will prob
ably be Lester Fenwick in
left. Say, he's another foot
baller, isnt' he? What am I
running here anway, a rest
home for weary footballers?
My rightfielder will probably
be that pudgy wrestler, Full
Nelson, and in centerfield it
will be Bob Seamaiden or
Harry Hairless.
BERNIE Will Elston Hel
lerich be your number one
catcher again?
CASEY Probably.
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Beat rent '53 Spartan trailer. 35 ft.,
attached 8x16 knotty pine study
room. Will sell both, aet up for
living, at Just a little over the Joan
value of trailer alont. Quality
throughout. Bee it now move In
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will handle large percentage. Con
tract on balance If needed. Lot
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45 automatic portable record player
with records', fuitar with case and in
atnictlon book. Call OA 3-1077.
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RIDES
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after finals. IV 8-174.
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Rex No-Sweat with
Nl's Rex No-Sweat
Forms New Fan Club
Campus hero Rex No-Sweat
has announced the founding
of a new club: the No-Sweat
Club.
Membership will be limited
only to girls, of course. Other
qualifications to join will be
released later.
After the club's inevitable
success here at the Unifer
city, additional No-Sweat
clubs are expected to be
started at other universities
all over the nation.
(Editor's comment: History
has been made here at
NU! I predict Mr. No-
LOOKS
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New York Tilts
Back in Photography 75, I had the distinct im
pression that the buildings in my shiny 5 x 7's
weren't supposed to tilt. But when LIFE slanted the
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African Drama
Apartheid might be just one of those semi-unclear
words to us, but in just three stark pictures, LIFE'S
April 4 issue has showed what it can mean to the
African. A photographer for an African magazine
was on the scene near Johannesburg last week when
police opened fire on Negro demonstrators.
In the first shot the people are running, but there
are smiles on many faces, since many thought the
police were shooting blanks. By the second shot full
terrorized flight was in progress. When the last shot
was made, it looked like an army had just left after
firing practice.
Cuban Dream Come True
Two United States' honeymooners cashed in on
Fidel Castro's ambivalent attitude toward us. In
keeping with his attitude of extreme friendliness for
the American people and extreme dislike for the
American government, Castro's Cuba is offering cut
rate tourist attractions.
LIFE snapped one couple enjoying this suddenly
inexpensive jaunt into Cuba's normally steep tourist
spots. They have a famous restaurant to themselves,
while six waiters and three musicians hover. Not
many U.S. tourists have been snapping up Castro's
hospitality, but this couple commented that some
times "it was spooky, but we had a wonderful time."
Pentagon Frenzy
Trying to unscramble some of the confusion over
our defense posture, and to come up with some con
crete suggestions for
eliminating the worst
aspects of inter-service
rivalry, LIFE takes an
extensive look inside the
pentagon this week.
Proposed changes,
include putting the en
tire military establish
ment under a single
chief of staff, and giv
ing the Secretary of De
fense complete control
over all funds appropri
ated for national defense.
members of club
Sweat will be No. 1 Ameri
can Hero within two years.)
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Mew lorK sicy-une, tne
effect was to make Man
hatten a fantasy of
square piles shooting out
from a central hub.
The occasion was the
move of Time, Inc. into
a 48-story addition to
Rockefeller Center. The
result: seven pages of
photographic wizardry.
If spring has brought
out the big travel urge,
and if the Big City holds
that special lure, this
picture spread is re
quired reading.
