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Wednesday, April , 1959
The Pink Rag
Rotten Egg Revenge
Faculty Tea Party Raided;
Culvert Serves Penance
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AN UNIDENTIFIED participant "coming out" at the annual Faculty Coming Out Tea
Party, raided Saturday night by the campus cops.
Deflated Beauty
Is Disqualified
Linda Glutz has been dis
qualified as a contestant in
the NU Miss Body Beautiful
contest
It was discovered that Miss
Glutz had used false padding
to get into the finals of the
contest, judges said.
A judge told the Pink Rag
that Miss Glutz could not be
considered as a candidate af
ter her measurements were
discovered to bet 32-24-36 in
stead of 38-24-36.
Miss Glutz only comment
was, "I feel terribly deflated."
AUF Chooses
Needy Groups
The IFC Ball, Coed Follies,
Penny Carnival, and the Kos
met Hub Spring Show have
been named AUF charities for
1959.
Karen Shyster, AUF presi
dent told the Pink Rag that
the above charities were
deemed the m o s t deserving
and needy by the AUF selec
tion committee.
There is no sense sending
student funds off campus
when there is so much need
right here under our noses
Miss Shyster said.
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Committees
Are Added
To Senate
Twelve new committees
have been announced by the
Faculty Senate.
This brings the total num
ber of committees in the Sen
ate to 796.
"We want each faculty
member to belong to at least
eight committees," Apple
Breakbridge, dean of his fac
ulties, said. "It gives so much
more of a feeling of together
ness." The new committees include
Bird Watching, Student Watch
ing, Bar Watching and Hop
ping as well as Faculty Pre
paredness subcommittee.
Others are a committee for
The Relocation of Dislocated
Spanish teachers, and also for
the Dislocation of Relocated
Campus Policemen. Two sub
committees on the Committee
on Committees' Subcommit
tees have been organized.
Completing the list are four
committees designed to pre
vent knowledge of the other
committees from leaking to
outside sources.
NU Ejrjr Team
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Places Third
The University egg counting
team placed third in national
competition in St. Louis last
week.
The team, which was the
second determination sub
committee of the originally
scheduled group, meets week
ly in the University chicken
coop.
WE HAVE THEM!
What Are They?
Part Time Student Jobs,
When?
IMMEDIATELY
1. 11:30 - 1:00 or 1:30 Monday thru Friday as
waiters in our Main Dining Room.
2. Banquet Waiters and Waitresses Noon Hours,
and Supper Honns. Work as your schedule per
mits. Good pay, good hours, work with our
present trained crew of 33 students 10-20
hoijrt per week.
Ai Bennett, Room 1 or 104, Student Union
J. Piedmont Culvert, dean
of the division of pre-college
affairs, coed affairs and alum
ni affairs, spent the Monday
morning prostrate on the rose
rug in the glass house, his
penance for mistakedly re
questing a raid of a Faculty
Tea Party.
Dean Culvert broke down
Sundaynight after a day and
a night of relentless inquisi
tion by Sergeant Bomb Bur
row, head of the campus cops.
"I thought the administra
tion officials should have been
invited too," the dean con
fessed according to Sergeant
Burrow.
"It all goes back to the
Easter Party in 1867. I got a
rotten egg."
The Tea Party, a coming
olt party for Chancellor Rock
hard Hardy (who was coming
out of his walnut and chrome
office after the winter's hiber
nation) was held south of
town in the Pappa Forest, ac
cording to uninformed
sources.
Sergeant Burrow, describ
ing his part in the fiasco,
said:x
"At 11:22 p.m. I got a call.
It was Culvert. South of twon,
he says. Unregistered party.
Students, I thought. Naturally.
Had no idea. Faculty? Never
entered my mind.''
"Contact city police, county
police, state police, national
guard, FBI. It's dark out at
11:22 p.m.
"Headed south of town. On
foot. Arrived too late for the
fireworks."
The chancellor's office
could not be contacted. The
glass walls had been fortified
with cement blocks.
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BROWN EYES shining, a
happy University resident
learns she hag been selected
Dairy Princess. The excited
young laay could only say
moo".
Whee Dolt
HeU Week
Wins Award
Whee Dolta Theta has been
awarded the administrative
award for Constructive Hell
Weeks. f
The award was given at
the annual banquet which the
administration sponsors for
recognition of outstanding
campus societies.
Upsle-Wupsie
Delta Upsie-Wupsie re
ceived a trophy for having
the most well cared for(
House. DW basketball star
Don Smear, received a spe
cial figure skating plaque.
Delta Rah Delta was also
honored at the banquet. The
house received an engraved
loving cup for educational
pledge sneaks.
The Palladian Society ran
a close second to the Whee
Dolts in Hell Week awards.
Phi Dolts said they were
"surprised and pleased at
such a wonderful, wonderful
honor.
"We had worried for the;
past few years because our
Hell Weeks were growing'
rougher," Dave Merit, Phi
Dolt president said. "Why
last year we even had our!
fellows wear engineer's hats,
to class."
He reported that this year:
the pledges spent all their;
waking hours helping little
old ladies across 16th Street.
PoUs Poll
Planned
By Pollers
Real Wants Are
Subject of Poll
The Souper-Dooper Council
will conduct a public opinion
poll to determine whether or
not the student body favors
Council opinion polls.,
Dwaine Rugbee, Council
president, explained the poll
in the following manner:
"Dun .... We never know
what the students really want
and we really want what the
students really want and I'm
sure everyone really wants us
to really want what the stu
dents really want That's real
ly why we're taking this
poll."
The poll will be taken in
the usual manner according
to Rugbee, however, this time
ballot boxes will not be used.
(Last time the council used
the ballot boxes in the Hate
Library poll they lost four of
them and at the next election
Council members were re
quired to personally hold the
ballots in their laps until the
election was over. This was
all right except a few of the
council members don't have
laps and thus the election had
to be nullified)
Anyone who e a r e s to ex
press an opinion on this poll
should contact a council mem
ber, Rugbee said as there will
be no questionaires printed.
Parents Tea Sei
At Roca Sunday
Cancellar Rockhard has in
vited all parents to a recep
tion Sunday.
The annual event will be
held at Roca, so the "parents
can get a real taste of student
life," Rockhard said. i
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On the Social Side:
Unregistered Functions Abound,
Deans May Reopen University Pub
By Condy Pro
The catacombs were over
flowing with wine and people
last weekend as unregistered
functions reached an unprece
dented high. The little black
book in the basement of Ban
croft revealed 380 coke dates,
dinners and parties.
Deans Helena Jones and
Earnest Hollerin Keepers of
the Keys to the black book,
said that if such mass social
izing keeps up, the University
Pub may reopen.
Profits from the Pub, which
closed its red doors some 10
years ago, were used to keep
the Chancellors official auto
in good shape and the Univer
sity Police Force in pencils
and ticket pads.
Dean Hollerin said he pre
sumed that if the pub were re
opened, the profits would be
used for the same purposes.
Since the police are now writ
ing tickets with bits of burned
tree bark.
In the love and marriage de
partment, five pinnings, two
engagements, and 27 mar
riages threw the campus into
a frenzy of serenades Monday
night.
Unpinnings and unengage-
Corn Clods
Abolishes
Officer Jazz
Harry Smag, Corn Clod
president has announced that
the corn clod election of of
ficers has finally been settled.
Smag in cooperation with
Dreary Frazzle of the Super
Dooper Council judiciary com
mittee made the announce
ment The solution is that Corn
Clods will have no officers as
they don't have meetings and
there is no need for them.
There will be a blazer chair
man however..
ments were to numerous to
mention. Besides, we made a
considerable sum in hush
money this week.
Tom SI one, Cornhusker
Beauty Queen and Miss Rur
al Plumbing Betterment As
sociation of 1959, was chosen
the Honey of Eta Ata Pi at
their annual Grape Crushers
Ball Saturday night. Congrat
ulations, Tommy.
Unregistered functions for
the coming weekend include:
TGIF in the treetops of Pio
neer Park.
Phi Phi Theta, Spring
Grass and Weed Formal, Fri
day at 7:30 p.m. (Pre-party
begins at 5:30 p.m. in the Stu
dent Union lobby.)
Registered Functions!
Beta-S i g m a Chi, hour
dance, Thursday at 3:30 a.m.
Delta Phoo Delta, pledge
sneek, 108 Social Science, Fri
day at 1:30 p.m.
Alpha Omicron Pi, pledge
study hall in Love Memorial.
Saturday from 3:00 to 10:2)
p.m. (The library staff has
gladly offered their service i
to any registered functions on
weekend evenings.)
Pinnings:
Karen Deterson, a Fresh
man Idle Co-ed from Hot Wa
ter Springs, Ark; to Bob Un
handy, a Senior in "Fun ant'
Games" at the Student Union.
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