The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current, April 01, 1959, Image 1
J.... iMflPPFR ic 11 11 U Ji 1911 Ya Pink Rag A Shopper Page 2 Faculty Tea Page 4 LIU2ADY APR 1 1959 I. 33, No 86 The-Pink Rag Wednesday, April 1, 1959 Unregistered Easter Function Nets 4.000 in Baring Sunrise Raid Iftg Brother Sees All J A r - ft. u-.- height Registration Suffers lS Student Breaks Floor By Skinny Simpson ?gistration by weight sul ci a profound setback ta with the announcement the University's heaviest; ent had fallen through the r of the Military and Naval nee building. iministrative officials had ded to register students' by w eight rather than alpha betically when two deans w ere found chained to the apple ma chine at Hate Library while being fore e-fed Alphabet Soup. "The hole in the floor will take at least three days to re pair," Boyd Goober, registrar, said. "But we still feel that 1? - .. . -' . - T-'-,.." ... -x ..." . JkjgS:,, ,,.3fc.., ...... . ... ...J Wonder Dog on Trial onntie Chief Companion hase Student, Bump Car the 15s minutes we save through tius method is worth the extra effort" Goober added that the stu dents, "hadn't really given the new system a fair trial," ex plaining that "each new pro cedure takes a couple years to iron out" The jolly administrator add ed that a temporary method w ould be worked out until the M&N building floors are strengthened. Speculation that registration might this time be by height gained strength when work men were seen installing eight foot doors on the building. Goober said that this type of registration might cause a bulge for basketball classes, but that other bulges would be smoothed out Some four thousand stu dents were sentenced m a mass trial of the Student triedbunal Thursday far at tending an unregistered Eas ter Sunrise Service, Dean J. Piedmont Culvert disclosed to the Pink Rag that the student names were obtained from envelopes in the collection plate. Red Handed We've got them red handed Culvert said. "That'll teach those kids to ISC Boys Announce Candidates Crumb, Bare Up For Presidency Officers have been slated for the Intersecurity Council. Boysies nominated for pres ident are Cob Crumb and Bobby Bare. "I cannot think of two boys who have done more in co operating with all security regulations," present presi dent Gary Catwalk said. "Un der either of these men se curity w ill reach a new high." Crumb jumped up and down four times when told of his nomination. "Oh goodjT, goody and goody," he chortled. "You can't imagine how long I've beea waiting for something like this. Why, all my life I've wanted to be a presi dent" He promised new frisbees to all members voting for him. Bare was unavailable for comment as he was meeting for his usual five hour a day conference with Dean of Boysies, Earnest Hollerin. put unregistered enevelopes Ballis, noted campus letter in collection plates." rrripper. (Ballis was captured The service was held in the later at the Kappa Forest off limits area of Teakwood where he is believed to have Bowl. Spokesman for the four thousand culprits was P. U. consumed 17 quarts of lemon extract). Big brother, guiding spirit of NU, decreed that the stu dents involved were guilty of conduct unbecoming a stu dent, U.S. citizen, Sunday School teacher, prisoner of war, or one of Chancellor u tVm ' f 7 1 n . Milt llif'-fiiff" .JMf "HEADS WILL ROLL," roared the Star Chamberlain of the Student-Tried Bunal at the trial of five University co-heads. "Five down and five to go," he continued. (The Tried Bunal needs heads for its weekly ten-pin session, sponsored by Big Brother, at CatsVill Heights, 4061 Preach ers College.) itest episode in ths trials jargent Bomb Burrow, d leader of the campus nties, and his wonder dog, e, is the d e n t i n g of a ;ed car by the dog as the ussel Head rill Reign s Queen ie Tussel president will 1 now on automatically n as Homecoming Queen, organization announced y. Ve want to eliminate all unnecessary discussion," ; Saveyourself, Tussel ident, said. "After all, t do the students know it it anyway? How many :hem have ever been a lecoming Queen?" ie explained that the Pres it usually had the most or points in the organiza u Points are obtained by ling "Rah, Nebraska" at jootball games and selling D Pogo buttons. Two thou- points are necessary for iation. be Corn Gods will escort queen in a body to her jnc at the football game. This gives more people an ortunity to share the hon- Miss Saveyourself said. pair were chasing a wayward student. "Wayward!" cemtn ented Borrow. "They're all way ward! Dirty dogs everyone. Next thing yon know they'll be trying to park in faculty lots! Let it never be said such a thing occured while I was Marshal." Duke has been bumping in to a number of things lately since the canine got his gal lon license. This time. Burrow said Duke had been making the nightly patrol of campus cell blocks when be discovered a j student double parked in front Uf the Women's Pestilence Halls. I Double parking is our most serious offense," Burrow said, j "It nets us enough for two ex : tra hounds and five dog sleds ja year i Kellog Fund Not For Corn Flakes General Mills has an nounced that the Bunglers sponsored Kellog foundation drive will not be used for Corn Flakes as previously an nounced. Dick Aca Pulco, Bunglers president confirmed t h a t a large brewery would be built instead. Dean Earnest Hollerin was 1 unavailable lor comment. Mail to Get Pretty Pool Ethereal Confirms Beautifieation Hope Earnest Ethereal, chair man of the campus btautifi cation committee has con firmed that a reflecting pool w ill be built on the malL the m a i n reason for not building the pool w as that it might be come filled with empty La Betas and such. How ever since the re cent administration craefcup, this problem has been elimin ated. Originally the pool was to be built so that Mueller Tow er would be reflected from a library vantage point and the library would be reflected when seen from Mueller Tow er. Under the new plan the pool will be turned sideways s o that instead of reflecting the Mueller tower and the library it will reflect Andrews and Burnett Halls. The reason for turning the pool sideways is to keep the sun from reflecting in stu dents eyes as they walk 1 0 class Ethereal said. Ethereal Story Deadline Set For Pity Press The Pity Press, publication of campus organization, Pie Xi, has announced story dead lines as April 28. Positively no stories will be accepted after this date. Mothers Take Overnight, Too New overnight rules have been announced by the Sor did Women Students Board. Women students will no longer be able to take over nights unless sccompanied by their parents. Women having parents under 25 will not be able to take overnights at alL ISC Rushing Proposals Answer Deans' Edict of 'Obey or Leave' By G. D. Indecision I "There shall be no rushing ternity personage. New rusliing proposals'0 anyone except on the fol-j Durhig rush week the fol- have been drafted by a se-occdsjuns.. -lowing rules will be in ef- cret committee of the Inter- 1. Christmas morning. iecL security Council for presenta- 2. New Years, between the j , B1 d t , f . . tion at the next meeting. rst of midnig:lt and the ! JJ Sel i.wuua.c . w.? iu Swne:3 ne enters and again Youn RenUblicans. will rise nn in anmipr to the Admin- c-io iiinh chnM TJod-of. i v . , . . : ouno nepuoi.i, "m .1.v' -i- -- - " ; ,, I """ " wnen ne leaves, 10 ie recoru- istrations 'Obey or Leave j ball Tournament of Georgia, ied ia indelible ink and for- rt- 4. Rush Week Dec. 28, 3-4 warded to the State Patrol. Mggesiea inanges ja m. 2. Prohibition of deals with tended In a 5,000 word scroll sent i Rushing Defined j automotive companies to buy fpat to all houses, the committee Rushing shall be defined ' new autos by lots for the pur- Young Democrats also have suggested the following! asr jpose of distribution to rush- an upcoming election next changes: j j Talking with any ndn-!ees. ' Thursday. Their president, "There shall be no rusliing fraternitv personage. j 3. Luring of rushees to Roman "Ike" Curtis, was of high school students." j 2. Writing to any non-fra-r houses with hired bathing thrown out of office last "There shall be no rushing ternity personage. j beauties posing near doors is! month for what was called of out of state students." I 3. Listening to any non-fra- i also to be stopped. "high treason." Rockhard's gentleman schol- ars- . j Specific charges filed against the students included violation of one of the follow ing conduct rules: 1. Students must have writ ten permission from the dean of student affairs to travel south of R St. (Letters from parents, guardians, old maid aunts, pastors and dog lovers must accompany every request for such permission.) 2. Imbibing in any beverage such as wine. Beer, Gin, Vermouth, Bourbon, Scotch, Olive Juice, or Lemon extract is strictly forbidden. (The lemon extract was re cently added in an ex post facto action of Big Brother.) 3. All groups of studenu more or less than three or even multiple thereof must register their inten tions w ith the administra tion at all times. Big brother declined to com ment on which of the conduct rules had been broken. They are all locked.up and we can't get at them right now, he said. The Star Chamberlain said that only 3.939 students had registered for the sunrise ser vice. When we heard that there were 4,000 students out there, "we moved in" he said. GOP Picks Duck Pres Shagriu Promises Rie in Fortunes Duck Shagrin has been named president of the Uni versity Young Republicans. He succeeds Rapheal "Bab bling" Brookes. Duck told a Pink Rag re porter "it is a real honor to have been chosen for this post. Under my reign, the Youns Dem . that is the to a campus height to which they have never attained." i He did not say how he in to accomplish this I hM mm: , -mml f,is-iiS,i&' , x'xWx:":. S-V'.tww-r . Wx-S?:'fxWWxi- 'xx.r. ' . 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