'7 II ill 'i I . t 'i t ! Vs 1 A ''ii 4 It it 3 Page 4 Act I-,' Faces 'Mobility Problem TKo Doily Nebroskon Tuesday, March 3, 1959 . . . Society Must Help, NU Economist Says By Marilyn Coffey "Society must help the far mer become mobile, to move from his land into those areas cf production where he i needed by society," Bert Evans, research economist at the University, said. But how can we achieve this re-allocation of human re sources? Solution Asked The answer to this import ant question will help solve the "farm problem," Evans said. A continually lower income will eventually drive many farmers off their land. But, said Evans, do these ex-farmers become skilled workers, technicians, and provide the doctors, scientists and school teachers our society needs? "I think not." Price System A varying of the price sy tem itself does not solve the problem'. "Farmers, even when they can see that prices are lower ing, often just can't move," he said. For instance, when price NOTICE Fraternities & Sororities DeBaun's TEXACO SERVICE announces your standings on March 2, '59 1. Phi Delta Theta 2. Delta Upsilon 3. Theta XI 4. Kappa Sigma . 5. Sigma Phi Epsilon 6. Sigma Chi 7. Alpha Chi Omega 8. Delta Delta Delta 9. Alpha Gamma Sigma 10. Alpha Xi Delta 11. Sigma Nu 12. Sigma Alpha Mu 13. Alpha Phi 14. Phi Kappa Psi 15. Beta Theta Pi IS. Zeta Tau Alpha 17. Delta Tau Delta 18. Delta Sigma Phi 19. Kappa Kappa Gamma 20. Phi Gamma Delta 21. Delta Gamma DeBaun's -:- 16th and Q -:- Copperfield Will Appear On KUON-TV The classic "David Copper field" will be brought to the TV w o r 1 d by KUON-TV on Thursday March 19 at 9 p.m. Charles Dickens' novel was originally published in serial form a n d is easily adapted into the TV series. On-location films from England are used. The novel deals with two crucial periods in a man's life: early childhood disillu sionment and first love. Ex perts say that this work re mains a favorite because Dic kens wrote from his own ex perience. Congress Gets TV Aid Bills Six bills offering Federal aid for the construction of edu cational television facilities have been introduced in the first session of the 86th con gress. Five of the bills introduced provide for aid to expand ex isting stations and thus could affect KUON-TV. University director of tele vision, Jack McBride said KUON-TV would definately plan to take advantage of any bill that was passed if possible. Reps to Discuss Medical School Representatives from the University College of Medi cine in Omaha will meet in Union parlors XYZ Wednes day at, 7:30 p.m. The group will discuss gen eral med school requirements and information. The meeting was originally slated in Bessey Hall. supports on butter were low ered in 1954, Evans said what each farmer did depended oil his situation. Butter Supports The Southern farmer with his one cow, kept on milking it and feeding the milk and butter to his family. The typical Mid-Western farmer who sold butter and eggs in town for a Saturday night check that he needed to spend on groceries and shoes for the kids, kept tak ing his eggs and butter to town us before. There was no meth od of obtaining income that lie could substitute. The large dairy farmer in Wisconsin could still sell but ter easier than he could dis pose of his initial capital in vestment in his dairy. Lower Prices The lower prices failed to reduce the amount of butter. The actual amount increased. And lower prices failed to move the farmer from agri culture to another area of our economy, ha said. On the other hand, a stable Income has never been enough to tie people to the farm. Opportunity for ' mobility from agricultural production to areas whose products are more in demand is needed, Evans said. "Since the agricultural problem is not the problem of the farmer alone, but of so ciety, it is only economic jus tice to say that the costs of solving this problem be borne by the entire group," Evans said. LITTLE MAN ON. CAMPUS 'Grants1 Is Topic For Wise, Mauler Dr. Harold Wise, associate dean of the graduate college, and Dr. Harold Manter, pro fessor of zoology, will discuss "Research Grants" at the Ex periment Station Council meeting Friday at 4 p.m. in 306 Keim Hall. u filly i A column of incidental intelligence by JOCkttf brand THi MORNING AFTER" TkH horrible time wa first iitv mortolized by George Ade in The Sultan of Svlu." Here's th way he put its "to. R-B-MO-RS-BI The water-wegoe the place for me; it no time for mirth and fcwghfer, Tho cold, gray dawn of the morning offer f "GENTLEMAN AND SCHOLAR" High praise, indeed, for any man I But did you know thai the description comes from Robert Burns who said il first about a dog? Here's the quote: "Hit locked, fettered, brow brass collar Showed him the gentleman and scholar." You'll find the couplet in Burns' "The Two Dogs." "MAN BITES DOG" That's everybody's definition of news, and we're all in debted to John B. Bogart, city editor of the old New York Sun (1873-90) who first said: "When a dog bites a man, that h not newt, because H happens so often, tut if a man bites a dog, that is news" tJoCtkCtU nderwear What' true oboul expressions is also true about styles. Somebody always got there first. Take Jockey brand under wear. Jockey brand is made only by Coopers. Coopers invented Jockey underwear and no copy can compare with Jockey brand for quality, comfort and fit. For under wear that feels better because fits better, insist on Jockey brand the original comfort-tailored underwear. You'll' find if at better stores everywhere. Recognize it by the Jockey trade work. tesMoned by me hovee ot ill 7 lUHATYOUf? IT LACKS CHARACTER CHARLIE BROWN... 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Patience the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. , , One way to save face is to keep the lower half shut. A word to the wise: It's better to give than to receive and it's deductible. Th? best place for your bathroom scales is in front of your refrigerator. On the collegiate scene: Girl graduate: "Four years of college! And whom has it got me?" College glamour girl to suitor: "By secret engagement I suppose you mean no ring." A student who was asked by his dean whether Iip wav in the top half of his class replied: "Oh, no sir, I'm one of those who make the top half possible." 'Little John9 Here Friday With Smiles John Beecher, the 300 pound bandleader known as "Little John," will appear at the Un ion Ballroom Friday. "Little John" and his or chestra will play at the Union from 9 to 12 p.m. Beecher j o 1 n e d Lee Wil lams band several years ago and later developed into an entertainer and comedian. He now leads his own band and has his own floor show. Admission charge is 65 cents per person and $1.00 per rnnnle. "A danceable band is all important, start them dancing at 9, k e e p them dancing all nieht. and leave 'em with smiles on their faces," is Beecher's motto. Fabian to Sing Fabian. 17-year-old teenage singer, will be the entertainer for the Lincoln Centennial Youth Dance, May 8. The dance will be held at the University Coliseum. Rev. Rex Knowles of the Presbyterian Student House is chairman of Youth Day. Hi-fi Required Hi-fi is required listening at Columbia University in New York. A course in music survey is compulsory for undergrad uates. Hi-fi has been installed in classrooms to get the most out of the course in recorded music. Lewis to Speak At Church Meet "How Christian Science Brings Security and Peace," is the topic of the next annual lecture sponsored by the Chistian Science College Organization. The lecture will be given Wednesday, at 5 p.m. in Union Parlor X. Students and Fac ulty may attend. J. Hamilton Lewis will speak. Lewis is a member of the Board of Lectureship of the Mother Church, the First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston. Yeah, Man A Pealenik "Don't you love Shelley? I'm going up on a high moun tain and pray to him for for giveness." This is cited by Nelson Al gren in "The Nation" as a beatnik promise. His terse answer for the beatnik is: "Shelley wouldn't listen to God, why w o u 1 d he heed a beatnik? Particularly a Nor-man.Vincent-Pealenik." KUON-TV 5:30 Tales of Polndexter 9:45 The Friendly Giant i Evening Prelude 6:30 TV Classroom 7 Let's Visit School 7:30 The Latin Americas KFMQ Adds Programs BBC Contributes Netcs Comments English editorial opinlong and panel discussions con cerning recent international events constitute two new KFMQ radio programs pre. sented In accordance with the British Broadcasting Corpora tion. 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