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Tuesday, April 8, 1958
Let Me At em
Off-duty University police
forcefully subdue angered
coed finalist in All University
Fun Girl Contest.
Entranced judges hiding be
low selected senior girl geni
us, 11-year-old Nancy Rancid,
as winner.
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Annual Blast Is Friday
By Spin Withberger
(Little Miss Cupid)
Gobs of slobs will beat feet
to 16th Street Friday noon
for the annual Cornhusker
beer blast.
An atternoon tea will be
held on the mall Wednesday
afternoon to honor Coach
Jerry Bush.
Pinnings, engagements and
a marriage add an interest
ing sidelight to today's social
news!
Pinnings
Mary Hatrack. an Alpha
Phi sophomore from Omaha,
to John Glim, a Beta Theta
Pie senior in Teachers from
"Lincoln.
Eleanor Rosnack, a Sigma
Delta Tau freshman in Teach
ers from Omaha, to Dan Den
nisberg, a Sigma Alpha Mu
sophomore in Arts and Sci
ences from Omaha.
Reba Kandy, a Chi Omega
Junior in Home Economics
from Sidney, to Marshall
Brendall, a Sigma Alpha
Epsilon senior in Arts and
Sciences from Omaha.
Joyce Old, a Chi Omega
sophomore in Teachers from
Beatrice, to Charlie Smithers,
a Delta Tau Delta junior in
HAIRCUTS
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Teachers from Franklin, New
Hampshire.
Sara Hubkap, a Delta
Gamma senior in Teachers
from Beatrice, to Don Smith,
a Delta Upsilon water boy
for Lincoln Teachers basket
ball squad from Helena,
Montana.
Marion Footsore, a Pie
Beta Phi sophomore in Arts
and Sciences, to Pete Rab
bit, Sigma Nu sophomore in
Teachers.
Martha Cracker, an Alpha
Phi sophomore in Teachers
from Lincoln, to Albert El
derstream, a Sigma Chi jun-
Loicer Averages
The required University
grade average has been low
ered from a 4 to a 2.5, ac
cording to Alfred Hoppleflit,
secretary to the Chantsellor.
"The change will be effec
tive for the spring semester
only," Hoppleflit said.
"Since the student is faced
with so many added social
pressures during the spring
the Chantsellor decided to
lessen the academic load,"
Hoppleflit commented.
Flip Bobble, dean of the
college of Archery, said that
he thought the change was a
great improvement.
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Auto-Walk
Gives Relief
Getting to eight o'clocks
should be easier next year
as the automatic sidewalks go
into operation.
The sidewalks, hailed as the
coming thing on campuses are
a pioneering venture which
other colleges are expected to
copy soon.
Because Nebraska students
get especially tired in the
walks between Bancroft and
Ferguson, the University was
chosen by the Cord Founda
tion as the first recipient of
a grant designed to provide all
campuses with moving side
walks. One Gord Foundation
spokesman commented that
these conveyor sidewalks
should eventually replace the
conventional automobile.
Newly appointed director of
right-of-way on the campus,
Duane River, said that side
walk policemen will be hired
this summer to see that no
speedsters try to confuse side
walk traffic by running and
pushing.
The sidewalks should cut
campus-crossing time in half,
River commented.
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tion from Bellevue.
Charlene Furnaceson, an
Alpha Chi Omega senior in
Teachers from Kearney, to
"Peas" Langley, an Alpha
Tau Omega graduate? from
Tekamah.
Phyllis Billson, a Kappa
Kappa Gamma junior in
Teachers from Lincoln, to
Bill Thompsin, a Phi Delta
Theta senior in Bussiness Ad
ministration from Omaha.
Marriage
Joe Vicaro, a Phi Gamma
Delta senior in Architecture
from Omaha, to Joe Vicaro,
a Phi Gamma Delta senior
in Architecture from Omaha.
Maryjane Craag, a senior in
playing Ondine, to Dick
Shrdlu, junior of Cathedral
fame.
April, Baby
Showers
Iii Evidence
The Union reports a flood
of catering orders as the
chemise craze engulfs the
campus.
Ellen Fixacake, head of the
catering service commented
that in the last two weeks,
the service has been asked
to cater 200 baby showers.
"We're not sure whether
maternity has suddenly be
come fashionable, or what,"
commented the bewildered
Miss Fixacake.
The rush of baby showers
became intense about the
same time the trapeze and
the chemise began filtering
into the campus.
Last week a call from the
Division of Student Afflic
tions ordered an extra large
shower. Miss Marjorie Jim
son had arrived for work that
morning in a green chemise
and the girls in the office de
cided to surprise her with an
early shower.
Spring Brings
Shorter Classes
Cutting classes will not be
necessary this spring now that
the Faculty Senate has agreed
to shorten classes.
From now until summer va
cation, classes will be 25 min
utes long on Monday through
Thursdays. Friday classes will
last 13 minutes.
The move came after an in
formal agreement among fac
ulty members that it would be
better to have many students
all of the time rather than
few students some of the time.
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Activities
Princess
Presented
Victorious Coed
Has 25 Points
Agnes Pizie, sophomore in
Alchemy, was named Out
standing Activity Princess at
a semi-formal orgy in the
ruins of Ellen Smith Hall last
night.
Miss Pizie was named from
a field of 128 finalists in the
contest, billed as the "out
standing honor a coed could
hope to get," past committee
chairman Eunice Plotz said.
"The girl is chosen for the
number of activities she has
participated in during the last
school year," Miss Plotz
said.
"Extra points are gained
for participation in under
ground, non - administration
recognized activities," she
commented.
Activities
Miss P i z i e's activities,
which are truly outstanding,
are listed below:
Past social chairman of the
Young Socialist Social Club;
past sergeant-at-arms of the
Womens Afternoon Discus
sion Group for the Preven
tion of Allowing Mistreatment
of Retired Administration
Members; secretary of Coed
Cancellers; member of the
Union Pingpong Board; hon
orary mascot of the Agricul
tural Institute for the Insti
tution of Democrats-in-the-Dept.-of-Agriculture;
member
of Theta Theta Chi Xi, semi
official campus Literary Dis
sension Group; past record
ing secretary of Cow Alfalfa,
freshmen womens' advisory
board; member of All Uni
versity Revenue Accumula
tion; staff writer for the
'Chucker, banned inter-soror
ity publication; past pledge
trainer of Xi Chi Alpha Pi,
social sorority; and president
emeritus of the Mens' First
Aid Society.
Coed Absent
Miss Pizie was not on hand
to receive the award how
ever, and sorority sister
Gladys Blip accepted it in her
behalf.
Miss Pizie has been work
ing out of Denver as an in
tinerant calendar salesman,
since the Administration re
moved her from the campus
for sub-standard grades.
Kefluffer Makes
Accuracy Find
A tremendous, addition to
the science of rifle accuracy
was made public today. The
results of an exhaustive study
of shooting patterns by Ser
geant Kefluffer of the Ne
braska ROTC unit have
proved conclusively that in
99 of all groups of three,
triangular patterns resulted.
This study has absorbed the
better part of Sergeant Kefluf
fer's time for the past 20
years. It involved sorting
through miriad files of targets
which have been saved since
the establishment of the ROTC
unit.
In commenting on his dis
covery, Kefluffer said, "This
is only the beginning. We are
going ever upward and on
ward into new vistas of target
marksmanship."
It is reported that Kefluf
fer is now busily at work on
a way to make collar buttons
out of used brass.
Liquor And Rest Periods
Will Lift NU Spirit
Hard Liquor will now lw
served during the recently ap
proved rest periods during
all classes.
During one of its extra-extra-extra
unscheduled meet
ings the Faculty senate
called upon the Student Coun
cil to meet with it to discuss
the measure and approved it
100 percent.
Can't Brew It -
Hard liquor was approved
on the grounds that it could
be served in all classes ex
cept Home Economics 131.
Home Ec students are ex
pected to prepare their own
food and distillation of liquor
on the campus is prohibited
by state law.
The Council agreed to foot
the bill for liquor on the basis
that it will improve the cam
pus health situation and learn
ing capacity.
Rest periods were approved
in the last extra-extra-extra
unscheduled meeting of the
Senate next Tuesday. They
will be conducted during the
first 40 and last 10 minutes
each period of the day.
Most Considerate
Eileen Gurgle of Teachers
College said the two proposals
were the best and most con
siderate things that had hap
pened on the University cam
pus in the last 200 years.
Indeed, said Sop Bucket,
dean of home ec this may
be the first time either have
happened on campus.
An overwhelming student
majority of 946 to 1 approved
the new regulations. The dis
senting vote was cast by T.
Toler, who said he only liked
to be different.
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Goof Uncovered,
Building Begins
Reconstruction of Ellen
Smith Hall will begin Wednes
day, according to a reliable
source.
Frank said there had been
a little mix up and some
thought the building was to be
torn down and the destruction
had already begun before the
error could be corrected.
The proposed reconstruction
will cost $500,000. It will be
finished by the middle of next
week.
After Ellen Smith is finished
and redecorated, the new of
fices of the University admin
istration will be located in the
basement.
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