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;r"'r not s.'t , a work ' thrc 3 pl.bery r x$ er r "--V vs.a t:ted ,- ripped tr- (1st aivi Kav. mor, the P.; Chancsllar H." passed la, the 1 econocic strr put Use Core! ah:? in eduei. y:-3, stude: tu-.-s and f . thei'wec Aa raal f -r.-.! A.gustu,; . .-.Jofnai : -..-s-s. i: -rty r r , x' iJttha -- Ma ie s: the ros ! wuld s af- 14th ST.;;T.iae as As Ls City t&! 3 es-er - i U & were 5 'S8 tidvz i " t ipeed ' 7 it wo, 2 u,t r ' lli Si, ' id 1L. Cut aSSlt. 4' :x fce ' - shJl fee a. 2.a Zi jectage A 7t.k nughi ' he dlfcl get a t o te iriH eontin-o : and Lirrsy of tLe Out hers in Net: A IF Y By EAt ' 53ka Canlff a -:', terra'- Jv- "" vrfa.T I. fcaa I? ; t action tf t a basics ' -r;I:an Way. ii corr.';o e!-ry win, i-liiCS0I i. 5 tumpliill ;:;. TM$ was tri-y .they 1, siaee it 2oi a sur 1 t i W, the story. tLey had' a cute little fjs cosch, who was a ctrategiaa. And finally, j were only six poor little r's kids oa the teanj, all of 'i ha:i clean f apes. That :;,;! must hate" everybody, t a team like that lose. ; -d, of course, there is that -" u.oua broad, who- is wicked , -A Egfty bf-yxtd belief and , s-d 'ho sbould be run i. rl i r-j a rdl. " i i' -a yw, 1 !r. Carylf. ; . I i a j-f - t "-d in ' ''1 v , 1 zt fee ' 1 I.. . : . rp- sr. i v ! : i t!: big bey opened his s f; Cm aha to Scottsbluff knew ..-uld just mean more taxes :J t'.'td, more taxes? After all, r..;.r;.f "s bed to sell one or two of . ,ar.J cse of their Continentals to est on the prairies this year. Many jabs ss the vast population of Ne :a let two or three servants go. s inevitable and the governor knew it t a call one morning few months ,;;vrr.atiaa recorded faithfully by our r Ji;i ITrgrrty, went like this, "Vic? j a k'nw that we're try in' to get a gh t)j$ session." '., I know it. But I can't afford to .-as cut in Kavelock raised any more. re a lot of folks in the- same position one year institution. releases state license 5 gonna work it, guv?" - V. But I'm sure you n me 'n i :l-ln OUt." --cch with you. Bye." . Cornhusker state who have :. .? days of drought, fee great '-.s Cattle of Gettysburg-On-. for the action of the Uni- l reidy for the shocking results - ' t'.a chambers Saturday and i L. iltZZS from' 21st and A to - Aier huddles with the gov- v, Joe Eovey and Joe Smith ' " -Mwed toe results of a bill ire which, will change the i u( Nebraska and once again -' a- .-ta in a position of leader . - J manufacturing. 3 i caa begin to cheer. The " - .3 of words poured over it ".i ninths have been abolished. l.s c;"ra down to us from " - ; cf Nebraska will be " ' rry from the University of I f Lis bosses late Sunday' ' ' l new operations had '- i'.va Lj helicopter high '. j stste penitentiary our re ' s S.M cf machinery heading i ITe could see the gates r maa with a pipe in his i mi set up offices. cf Lincoln had .1 I'.a's Comfort station not hunting season. . Former Betabird Lldies i'Josie Ji Jt ? f T, vSo had been - '--ys wlih no regard f ched "go slow" f 1 f people on the a a t-crent story. - srr f !-e eirwavers .. s:ismpt to set i ive tera a different ?s t!;e helicopters l ,s Home landing t .;.) he thought : j j t ti same to I M-a a lesson. But live re si one and 1 'j tbs highways cc-s get tickets IVO or four or five or six ping up your gate post. You have dealt the youth of Amer ica a mortal blow, Mr. Caniff. Most likely any sharp rises in juvenile delinquency over the next year or so will be' traced back directly to young people despondent over Stump hill's fate. And we never did find out what the score was in that longest of all basketball games ever played on this continent. The University has been guardedly referred to a few times in the past as a "cultural desert" by those who have cause to care anything about it ' The overflowing crowd at the Horror Show last month should smash these rumors pretty welL There has been a lot of tak lately about the parking situa tion. Instead of aH talk, something should probably be don't, as talkmg only takes up tirre that eould better be pent dxr.g other things, like ia civil enpneering c o r r e fcpondence r " y L r . A TV " 3 C-- ' It" r I Tmm ' i EssrvSce, " ' tit Ul3 4 KrsfV, ?' v. -, st a -- r , r.r t a wr hm M ago, the Wheels of the University ma- chinery took ever the newly constructed Maxl mum Security Pen of the state prison and started pulling the strings of the great workings of this The Pink Rag has been given new tasks among other things. We have been informed by the Public Relations office that henceforth all news would be done in our headquarters. Sorority girls have been pushed out into the streets-nit least .on the fringes of the campus where no one else notices to make way for the manufacturing equipment. Amidst bitter cries Norman Gaske of the Art Department has been sent a communique that his mea will begin immediate work on designing 1) the license plates for the next seven years; 2) the migratory game bird stamp for the '57 coach Pete Elliott sent a letter via from California with this significant statement shortly after midnight on Sunday morning. "I knew something was up on the campus when I received a memo from the Grounds Department that from the second week of spring practice all men would wear plow disks on their grid shoes and that I was to make sure all practice sessions ended with running drills at the University's experimental farms. My sus picions were confirmed when Bill Jennings wired me asking if it were not strange to have fertil izer tractors follow the boys around while run ning drills." Some repercussions have been heard from the Business Administration where Charles Miller is reported to have exclaimed, 'They want me and my colleagues to get jobs other than our work here. Don't they know that biz ad people can't be expected to handle real work 'out there'?" And so the University turns from the relatively peaceful state of a quiet sophisticated, literary atmosphere to a wild rush to get the best jobs first. Over in the counseling service Dr. War nath has said that the seniors would be given first preference for the better jobs. And Casey needs a new draughter. The University will make out all right without a budget. We have seen what a budget could do to our school and we won't let it happen. Ne braska must remain strong and it can only do so by being divorced from state support. Chancel lor Hardin admonished from maximum security late Sunday to every single student, "Help! Helpl Lemme out I" and school boys stand trial for double parking, this kind of activity on the part of a national official cannot be condoned. We're proud to see that he didn't want to waste any time. But we'd hate to see what would happen if he died. After all, look who's left! And then there's ,Mamie. Jff. Berlin, JLondeo Paris, tanks and cannons couldn't do it, then how would she feel if a crumby ole car did? Oh Tempora, Oh mores! Public officials must not get away with speeding. Sometimes there are such things as ticket fixes but this can't be condoned either. The solution to the problem lies with the American people. If he can speed then so can we. And if he can take the chances of poor little school children who have the misfortune of being educated along the highways and bi ways, then so can we. A little committee working unobtrusively in the alley be hand the Grill has come up with what looks like a farily good solution do away with cars entirely and replace them with horses! First it would give the cam pus a Western atmosphere that would look good on the covers af Alumni magazines and col lege bulletins. Secondly, the results of this changeover could probably be put to use by the Ag College. Thirdly, the University could do away with Big Time Foot ball and put in a crackerjack pole team. There all sorts of advantages to this proposal, which will be thought up and discussed at the next meeting of the com mittee. Every time I even think of that Caniff rat I want to ga out and kick a freshman, or some ;hing. David Happily is dead! good thing toe, yen knor . He started people to thin" big asd talking and that i bad, as everyone knows. ESITOaiAL STAFF - - JM Daly U't-jT I "S fS JH SJsttirrM ikw a ft1 4,, & t .. . .... .(...'.... .IMko MtGTIHn rJ.M I, .,...., ....Art KlaHcaaaa. Curoi Fnut v Giwr teoyer. Baa Vt artmUnkl Wttbt Stow editor - Msyw ........................ .IhM Vem m f,- - De Hr.V .t .- f'l tuttra .!""' " Mr Kin, Mwir I arK V.utm SlMwell, ttar m.ca. 9 ,.(. r-v m.isi, Iiiacom Geane, B(S . ft, it HiiM, Uturv I tne. Mary tiwu. lt Sarn-tt. Emmie U". 4tctf W ?S?w. ... w me lsi,K. tSyiBth tw. ' LtriM-SS STAFF ftwtimt MamHnir - .. Mde Kaatsen irrr Cpwwa. C . - ... rr Tom Mefl, tvtfg fc The 'JGDI'OSfmil rps To the Editor: Our magazine, Carvan is in need of superior feature material and we believe that the literary source of the University is as yet untapped. I am under , the impression I that some top flight men have been g r a d uated from the Uni versity who have subse quently found a solid place in the literary and journal- t Nebrankia Photo Kent is tic worlds. I would therefore, appreciate any co-ooeration ' you could offer in aiding us to locate any such in dividuals. What are we looking for? Well, in the first place, we are seeking to find new stories. If there are any great Nebraskans, like Buf falo Bill (who, I understand, is defunct), or if there are any excit ing stories, like bank robberies or church fires, I would appreciate knowing about them and about the type person who could write such stories. Our rates are high for fiction. We would be willing to contact whomever we hear about and ne gotiate with them about the mat ter. It seems that I have taken enough of your time and so will close with an invitation to every aspiring writer to get in touch with me or one of the mem bers of our Caravan staff. Until we hear from you I'll leave you with my best. And by the way, say hello to the boys on your sports desk. They're doing a fine job. leffe ore or less QfSOnol:.. .. While skirting the campus yes terday, I came across a young lady lying in a pool of blood at the foot of the steps of the union. She was wrapped in a sheet of white linen (which was fast becoming soaked) and was crying. She looked up at me and said . . . "I see by your clothes that you are a student." "These words she did say as I slowly walked by. "Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story for I'm shot in the heart and I know I must die." She said."""' " " I then asked her if she had been to Student Health. "I see by your clothes that you are a student." She said. I was wearing regular v student apparel, a conservative navy-blue suit, a white shirt, without a but ton down collar and a solid color tie). "How can you tell I'm a stu dent?" I asked. She lifted her emaciated hand and pointed to the buckles in the fssm A CP -This week, the Associated Collegian Press pinched, shoved and polled its way through 153 col leges in the country to find out what reaction of the students of the U. S. was to the ban on indoor kissing on the University of Michigan campus. We believed at the outset of the poll that it was essential to speak with only those students who were disin terested in the subject. Since we could find none, we went right to the heart of the mat ter and asked college stu dents all over America this ques tion: Kissing is a sign on affection. It has been banned on one cam pus indoors. In this fair to the students? Mea Women Total It is fair 3 1 It is unfair 92 88 85 Dont know 1 6 1 Don't care 4 1 The figures show a fairly size able majority agreeing with the charges of "Unfair to Kissers." Students who said that they felt it was fair to ban kissing in pub lic maintained that "the ostenta tion of osculation occorring on a perambulation would create a sen sation." That Hud cf student would think it's fair. Some students cite specific in stances where they are embar rassed by the conduct of their roommates or others living in the same dam or sorority. "I believe that when I brought my little sister down here she was ab solutely shocked. For she said something like," Boy! Are they behind the times!" On the other hand, the vast majority of the American college students believe tht it's "o.k." to kiss in the campus quarters. "It's kind of like a bottle," one college sophomore stated, "If you can get couple of drinks whib in a respectable place, you won't get drunk. But if yaa have to go out ; in the country, you don't feel you I can return unless you've finished 1 Daily Nebraskan Peanuts ... - ;: , plSAPp'j. q I tWU5ED10BEABlETDSsyTo I STUE&$A hfntl I I L APftlt FOOL ) "H i ( DAY IT WHAT J SGUEONE.'THEKE'S A SPiOEl? ON (5F1DK 0M 1 RhUun' J . L VlTU5EST0B.y YOUf? EACKI'ANO THEN THEY D VftuRBm nnvvn. "-- jump andswaaush' and Tr: ,rC I THEN Y&JQ SAY.'APgiL F30L , " Clark Kent Editor, Caravan To the Editor: You, sir, are a presumptuous boor. I have been writing letter after letter to you in the hopes that it would be published. I have conversed with the chancel lor in hopes that he would allow me to have a voice in student affairs. , I have again and again talked with J. Colbert about the possibili ties of getting a word in edge wise. And despite all this do you think my efforts would come to any avail? Do you think I could get some of my ideas into the paper? Do you think there would be any chance for me to have my say? Dou you think the Pink Rag would publish my letters? .No. Never. - . The staff of your paper are in competent juveniles no more suited ' for the jobs they hold than Dwight Eisenhower is capable of running General Motors. Your editorials are rubbish; your columnists are inane illeterates clambering to reach some sort of obscurity. Which one will get there first is hard to say. But they all will. Your news stories are out of this world in triviality and your ubiquitous nonsense has gone too far. I wouldn't be surprised to see more of that rediculous little twerp, Peanuts. Furthermore, I believe the cam pus paper is uncolomadated. J. F. Dulls sam jensen back of my coat, pants, hat and T shirt. "You tie isn't tied," she said. Ergo sum, I said. Tempus fu git. Auf wiedersehn, I said. She grabbed hold of my left leg and pulled me to the earth. "Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story for I'm shot in the heart and I know I must die." She said. I listened to her sad story. Soon, I discovered that she was a junior member of Kappa Alpha Theta. She was also a member of Student Union, Builders, AUF, Aws,-tnjcwr nit Beta tfypr WAA, Student Council and was entered in the Miss Cornhusker competition which is sponsored by the Innocents Sciety as a public service. Her name was Hilda Lubaches ki of the Lubacheski's of Worms. Last night, she said, I dreamed I was a Mortar Board in my Maiden-form Bra. I climbed the steps to the Fourth Floor, the mystic of mystics. And there in the presence of Mortar Board Internationl I stood, she said. 1 rm US the bottle." A junior at the University of Illi nois said, "I'm against banning kissing because it's so much fun. Them that can, do; them that can't, preach." At the University of Nebraska, a sorority girl, a senior, had this to say, "You never even realize that people are watching you. I'm not ashamed of my guy. Why Dyke's the finest young man in the school. And If I cant kiss him ia public, nobody else will!" Over in Iowa, however, the voice was tougher and more dis gusted with the ban. A junior girl in engineering said that kissing f77 1 LiTTlI MAN ON CAMPUS by Dick Bibler schultz-'sch maltz . . Peasants, the other evening while I was listening to Shostakovich, reading Catullus, sipping Burgandy and typing brilliant free verse with my feet, I was again struck by the thought that Nebraska is a cultural desert. That is to say, not everyone is like me. No one is thinking deep thoughts; few ever rise to the level of- Gleuk's Steit, let alone to wine. How many resi dents of this intellectual morass have read anything besides a copy of the February, 1918, Poultry if S. Schultz (left) and N. Chlng (right) mourn poet's (center, Happily F Of Acute David Happily, 21, of 1319 bo. 18th, was found dead Saturday poetic pangs on the roof of Selleck Quadrangle. Hannilv. who had been a frequent contributor to the Campus Green column in the campus sheet, was - iminr in soeech specializing. in envelope stuffing. Doctors said that the young man apparency nu fallen from a sky hook and had struck a sharp criticism of him placed on the roof of the Quad. Nelson Chuang, anower uiu ire was something like a Republican Party. "Maybe you should keep the Old Guard up, but for fast action you can't beat this national pastime no matter where." Students who were undecided on the question generally fell into two categories. The first is those who are already married and the sec ond is those who are going to busi ness colleges where there are no dorms or campus living quarters. "It's no problem here," one biz school gal in Minneapolis stated. "We have what are known to the outside world as apartments. And all our boys seem to do what is known in art circles as sketches. Enough said." 1 r. Breeder's Monthly that happened to be in the bar- w ber shop three months ago when they got their last hair cuts? How ma ny display suf ficient ingenui- ty to realize Vy tnat u tney 1 . ? took whiskey into the Crib, j , -- - ,1 , they COUld Nebrika net make their own Schults Irish Coffee? How many displa Nknukma PM supine) passing. Q3r UieS riticism .noet. rpnnrtftd the di body as he was on the roof check ing for burning mattresses. He states to officials that the poet had' a peaceful look on his face but obvious grey hairs were intermin gled in his curly locks. ' Happily had been a member of Pi Xi, frequent contributor to The. Prairie "Schooner and a member of the Ak-Sar-Ben riding club. Told of Happily's death, Sgt. Nance of the ROTC stated that "Dis guy's loss through dying will be a preddy big blow to de library woild on de NU campus. We're, gonna miss dat guy aroun here. . Karl Shapiro, editor of the Schoon er, looking gloomy as usual, said of Happily, "That boy was one of the lights of this great and cultural Midwest. Of course, he was just one of the myriad of poets, authors, philosophers and political thinkers on this campus, but he was a great inspiration to me and Buick. Ah, the pivot is again wobbling." Bernie Slow, friend and teacher of Happily remarked to Daily Ne braskan sources, "That Soy was al ways so cheerful, always so calm, alsways to so so clever." Funeral services for Happily will be held at the Diamond Bar and Chapel, Tuesday evening fol lowing the Nut Fry. Services will be conducted by Bishop David Bat asco of the Little Brown Church in the Vale. SPRING I I ,n ,-,, n,,,.,-.,.,.., T. ... , ""''"' " "I""1""1"""" "I beg your pardon, pretty Miss, But would you give me m$a small Jobs?" "And why should I da radii tHcj? "Boc&ws, my dear, today it' spim j: Because tbsre'a romaiice ia ths &r Because you are bo very faarl "Them's a lot in wo&t you've toil Okay, kiss ms . . . $ ahead. ftCZ&li Faint heart never won real satisfaction in smoking. If you like your pleasm BIG, smoke for real smoke Chestereld. Packed more smoothly by ACCU RAY, it's the smoothed; tastirj smoke today. Smoke for real . smoke Chetrf!s!il (50 far every philsjmphUal vert accepted for puUiai tum. Chetterfidd, fX. Bat SI, New York 4$, N.Y. O Ut a tobies. Cm. Monday, ADrlM, . steve schulty :- the aecorum necessary to bow ' I walk by? None, that', hl ujcujjr. m But understand that I ara M attacking Nebraska in p&nkvl The whole mid-west reeks of nant mentalities. If anyone real cared about culture, they Zj be out building art Sri-I! d corn fields. But no, keep making money. 7 Jus? Between Minneapolis and NeJ Orleans, not a flag flies at 5 mast now that Stumphill's beaS? That shows how UtUe they Si for literature. 7 Car Come to think of it tho th .v 1 U.S. is fighting culture' nai . (Am I not a clever bhiZ m,?k,er7i P,hll Picasso ow. whelmed in the lamentable eW tions of last November. Even gZ Slipping Bob Ireland, molder 4 moldy public opinions, got m2 :fpab,0-(AsIremeS Bob got one vote, but it was lost ia the recount. The case has bra appealed to the Supreme Court, but you know what a bunch of Commie rabble raisers they are and I hope aU you pinks and fej! low travelers are proud of the they were chosen, and if New ReV publicanism means a complek surrender to the powers in tSg Kremlin as Drew Pearson and! have been led to believe-then y can count me out, and anyway you know what they say about Dick Nixon.) ' T But if you think the rest cf the world is any -better , off than the United States, you're sadly mi taken. Look at Gina Loliobrigidi for a second. (Just for a second please. J u s t . . . Now look, " I if I'd known" win nrnr tfrsiner M to abandon me just because of Gina . . . Dam mit, get back to the column.) If Italy can't contribute any- thing better man auss VtbnAm fm t lobrigida to the Pkaot stream of world thought, thai I j tone of voice. So you can see what a fix T.S. Eliot and I are in. Now that David Happily's dead, there's no one with whom our souls can commune. Things are In bad shape, and it's all the' fault of you naughty, naughty bourgeousies. ( I speak of the late Mr. Hap! rather sadly. But hope is not hi. As was the case of Charles Dick ens, Happily left posthumous works so that humanity might know that "cut is the bow that might have grown so straight" to quote fin great Mr. Shakespeare. Here a Happily's last work. "If you have tears, prepare to shed them now." Marlowe. .- How, bow, bow Howls ihrongh Laboratories. How howls, howls. Why hew? Why aot why? And I hope J. L. Harpstreiia h proud cf himself . ""i Good Teacheri Agenef"! 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