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THE NEBRASKAN
Wednesday, Sept. 22, 1954
EDITORIAL COMMENT
9
osslhle Solution
The possibility of a spring let-off-steam acti
Tity has. been one of the most frequently dis
cussed, least acted upon ideas at the University.
Fc- several years, students and faculty alike
have considered having some sort of program
during the spring months, something to divett
energy and interests from panty raids and other
nonsensical "recreation."
-
Recently, however, at a meeting of campus
organizations, sorority and fraternity leaders,
co-sponsored by the University administration
and the Student Council, the possibility came a
little closer to being a reality, Council president
Jack Rogers said his organization had been con
idering the project for this spring.
The Nebraskan lends its wholehearted support
to a plan for a spring-time celebration, activity,
Parking Appeal
Newspaper appeals are usually uninteresting
reading and often result in nothing more than
neatly filled space in the publication's news
columns. The Nebraskan would, however, like
to make an appeal with the hope students take it
seriously.
The appeal Is really quite simple: Please be
careful where and how you park.
The upperclassmen can remember the long
process it took to acquire the large parking lots
that are now open for student use. A few even
remember the old "Parking Riot" of several
years ago. All have one thing in common an
abiding dislike for the long tour that is often
necessary to find a parking spot.
The 'tourw is particularly distasteful when
there are actually many parking spaces that
are taken up by drivers too earless or too un
coordinated to park their automobiles properly.
For those .who would debate this fact take a
walk around the Union parking lot and see
the wasted space.
Students and University police alike will not
be happy should a parking crackdown become
necessary. Be considerate when you park it
will save you from fines and the police lots of
paper work. T. W.
let-off-steam drive or whatever it may be
called. It would also like to forward several
suggestions for what might make up the pro
gram of such an event .
First, the spring time activities should be
timed to coincide with the annual All-Sports
Day sponsored by the University athletic de
partment The Day attracts crowds of Ne
braskan who might not otherwise travel to the
campus. The added advantages in public re
lations between the University and the tax-paying
public would make this more than worth
while. Second, many of the isolated, frequently un
derattended activities that are on the spring
calendar could be re-scheduled into a tight
three day program. This would put no extra
strain on persons involved, and might insure
campus wide interest on activities usually con
fined to a particular segment of students. For
example, the first day of the spring carnival
could be taken up with sports activities, foot
ball, basketball, track, etc; the second day with
the Ag College rodeo. Evenings could feature
the Kosmet Klub spring show. The third day
could feature the presentation of the Aqua
quettes' annual show.
This suggested schedule may "be sadly lack
ing and suggest programs that cannot be sched
uled for any other time than the one already
provided by the University social calendar," in
the words of some students. The fact remains,
however, that there are many small bright spots
of entertainment i that go on during the spring
months when most of the student population is
bored to tears. These isolated flashes could be
moulded into a really brilliant big weekend.
In his speech to those attending the co-sponsored
meeting of campus leaders, Rogers noted
that spring activity was still in the planning
stage, that nothing definite had yet been set up, ,
and there was no certainty that such a program
could be arranged. Certainly setting up some
thing of this type, for the first time, would be
difficult. However, the rewards would definitely
mke the effort worthwhile, even if the only
result is to avert the spring time idiocy that
brings on panty raids. T. W.
Tmnitttt Balance
"New" is the by-word for the coming year, is interdependent upon the willingness of the
Not only do we have a new men's dormitory, team members to work in order to win and
a new theater, a new Dirty Earl's, a new fresh- the student body's willingness to support both
man, sophomore, junior and senior class and the team and the department. This peculiarity
new instructors but also a new Chancellor and has long been a recognized factor and the
a new athletic program, basic fault lies in the inability to measure the
It is not unusual to start a school year with degree of willingness on all sides necessary
many "news" but it is novel to find so many to create the most favorable conditions for a
"brand-news" as there are this fall. successful athletic program.
Bill Orwig, the University's new athletic di- One thing is certain. One part of an athletic
rector, is one of these "brand-news" and with nrntrrtlm Mli,v, . K ,u
his hiring came a "brand-new" sense of "brand- pr0gram Wlthout the other neceary parts
new" things to come in the University's athletic team and supporting public throws the
program. Optimism has taken the place of whole working plant out of balance,
mumbled dissatisfaction, but this optimism has There can be no reserve in the amount of
as yet been confined to those who have worked support on the part of the public, just as there
Intimately, with the new athletic program over can be no reserve in the amount of effort ex
the summer or to those who have been in posi- pended on the part of the team or the athletic
tions to see and recognize the new changes be- department. If one part is to continue to work
cause of their residential proximity to the situ- effectively, despite an overwhelming victory or
ation' miserable defeat, all parts must continue to
work.
Any program at the University, whether it is It's all a process el cooperation and with it
academic, extracurricular, social or ayocational the University cannot help but have a successful
has to have a headquarters, a central nervous ... ., .
system where plans are laid, organization steps a ' c progr"n J H-
are taken and wheels set in motion. But these '
Crams are purposeless and without success 1$ Hard To Find
ess supported and participated in by those
for whom they were initiated. R's hard to find- K is-
The athletic program here has many pur- Anyone passing by in a car would probably
poses. It allows those students with athletic Pass off as another university,
talent a field in which to develop those talents Anyone standing by a group chatting amiably
under expert tutelage, much the same as op- in front of the library could never recognize it
portunlties offer a student interested in bio- either.
chemistry or law. This is the academic side of Perhap, it could be the boys waiting in the
atwetlcs. girls' dorm for their blind dates-exchanging
To the University, a good athletic program anxious glances,
furnishes a means for gaining a reputation , .. . x , .
among the schools with which it Is r Uthe student ,cr?mmin' lat ,OT a
much the same as a debate team. This k the final Cxam room at niht'
challenging side of the athletic program. Perhaps it is a coke in the Union, a ham-
A good athletic program furnishes entertain- burer at Vein's, a bottle of beer at a picnic,
ment. Because the national interest and empha- or a skiPPed c,ass-
sis on sports has grown and is continuing to Perhaps it is a stop in the Dean's office, a
grow, athletic .events are demanded by the pub- water fiht with the fraternity gang next door,
lie. Thia is the selfish side of athletics because or a last-minute dash for that eight-o-clock
with the increasing demand for athlntic events class.
has also grown the demand to have a winning Perhaps its is a group of boys playing cards
tem' in a sorority house, a group of housemothers
From all reports, Nebraska's athletics have shopping downtown.
SXiI IUn,,J)Ut tV tUr" dCPendS n the PerhaP$ 11 fa th feelin tha' you are accom-
stctaLTwh I!! Participatin and Plng something, creating something, or Z
he spectator, which demand such a program ing a little bit different than you have ever
rfn ttCton ar8 Wved before-and you associate ylr new ad-
cut and dried. The athletic department furnishes ventUre, and successes with the same falliar
the trainer, and provide, scholarships as a re- buildings and familiar faces,
ward and encouragement to athletes. The team pAPuan. k
member, are individually and as a team re- f,P because sometime, somewhere
warded publicly by newspaper sports writer, IZT.T f Univer,ity
In relation to the effort and skill they demon- Nebraska " ur Predecessors have done and
trated while in action. " we wU1 do in the futur nd call it our
. "alma mater."
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But a team is not the athletic department's A
team. There is no "Athletic Department Team." A9es ApOn
A team is not a newspaper's team. There is no Everyone wants to know what the freshmen
"The Nebraskan Team." To the spectators, thinlc about but no one seems to want to know
which are student, and alumnae of the Univer- wnat the seniors think about. That's the im-
alty and citizen, of the State of Nebraska, goes Passive difference between new, fresh, eager,
the right and privilege of calling a team the inspirational youth and worn out, wisened, lazy,
'University of Nebraska Team" "our team." tight-lipped world travelers.
If a team is outstanding it is not the team it-
aelf which claims all the glory nor is any team Ah, A Uniform
'IwJZfLtfT daim How can you tell a Freshman from ah upper
thfilfv n 'iv wKVe7Uy - n8m! 8nd classman? IVi eas- No ther class member.
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share in the win or defeat of the team. Corps recruiting booth in the lobby of the
For this reason a successful athletic program Union.
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II III. MAN ON CAMPUS
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Woman's View
New Column Carries
Dating Types Tips
"My advice would be not to drop school to go into your father',
business you need a college education these days to find success
aad financial security." 1
Copped Copy
KU Students' Plight
Not Unlike Our Own
By JANCY CARMAN
(Kdlrar'r aoli Copped Copy It th
tiehaoe corona wbleb will appear b
week U Tba Nebraakaa. Jaacy Tarawa
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Arti and Science.)
Reprinted from the Daily Kan
san) Picking himself up from a lazy
summer and sunny days, the re
luctant student finds his way back
to KU hoping that maybe this
year will be a better one. Maybe.
Keep reading. (This applies to
every Nebraska student too.)
And with "maybe" dragging af
ter him, he finds himself standing
in the most familiar of lines mak
ing ready to register and enroll.
And then he knows that summer
is gone.
Kissing santmertime goodby, he
looks around at the faces that sat
behind him In a myriad of classes
last year. Suddenly mouths open
and give out with "HI!" and "Glad
to see you back!"
"Yeh," he says, reaching for his
checkbook and dishing out the
produce of a summer disappear
ing as quickly as his bank 'ac
count. His tuition paid, his printing
arm cramped, and his money
gone, he poses for a picture that
won't look like him but will get
him into football games when it's
finally pasted on his ID card.
Then the fun begins. His dreams
of dud courses and no-lab classes
suddenly shatter into a schedule
that has more to do with require
ments than electives. Even an air
conditioned Union can't quite com
pensate for the sweat that accom
panies the harsh statements of an
advisor, closed-out classes, and
courses all coming at the same
time and at S a.m.
But such i. life and such is edu
cation. Plaintive whisper, of
"down to business" and "educa
tion first" rumble between hour
dances and partles-to-be. .Half
hearted vows of "this year will be
different" flicker In and out again. '
And pushing himself like the
little train that said, "I think I
can, I think I can," he lifts his
chin with a scholarly air and pre
pares himself for school once
more, a fresh, productive year
yet to come
Staff members oa the Iowa
State Dally, with due considera
tion to their freshmen students,
explain a few particulars of Col
lege life.
Freshmen! Don't be misled!
Your Freshman Handbook is a
colossal fake. Saboteur, from
Drake compiled your Freshman
Handbook expressly to confuse
you. Throw it away and clip out
this column for the real scoop on
Iowa State.
Hour.
Like Cinderella, Iowa State
coeds have a time when they have
to be home. Like Cinderella's
coach, the coed is likely to turn
into a pumpkin (or an ex-student)
if she is 10 seconds late. Most
students have not complained
about the early hours since last
year when four coeds were suf
focated when they were trapped on
Main Street at 8:30 p.m. when the
sidewalks were being rolled up.
By MARILYN TYSON
I was told by the most honor
able associate editor that this "col
umn" was to be tips on dating for
freshmen coeds. My pleas that I
was a war widow and hadn't dated
for two months fell upon unhear
Ing ear.. So, as a poor decrepit
senior, I write tips on dating.
College boys (I mean men) are
anique. Webster cites three mean
ings of the word unique. Number
one: "Single." That Is what col
lege men like to pretend they are
or' want to be; however, single is
a condition they all secretly want
to avoid.
Number two meaning is "un
usual or notable." That they def
initely are or strive to be. College
men try to cultivate certain things
they can be noted for. It is evi
dent in their dress, fads and repu
tation. Number three meaning was listed
as "peculiar." I will not comment
on this as I do have friends and
wish to keep them.
College men may be placed Into
several categories. Freshman co
eds should start a 'card file of
their male friends undrr these cate
gories for ready refeience.
The first type is the well known
"Campus Wheel." "They appear
extremely well dressed and are
usually Idolized by the freshman
girls. However, be careful. Coke
dates are out if you are dating the
"Wheel." ."He has meetings from
1 to ( p.m. and Is very conscien
tious, especially If he Is a junior.
As far as week-end dates, he's
fine. But, as a rule, on Friday
nights, Wheels are busy at the
rally; on Saturday nights, they're
counting Cora Cob money and on
Sunday nights, they do a week's
studying in order to keep the
average Impressive for the big
boys. '
Nothing Ventured
Columnist
Forecasts Frenzy
By AL CROUNSE
This is the column ... my nam
is Crounse ... I'm a nothing . . .
Tuesday, September 21st, 10:34
a.m. ... My idiot partner and I
werre working out of the Crib
when I was told about this trash
. . . My job shovel it out(faint
familiar music in the background).
You are now sentenced for from'
1 to 15 weeks of space (as long a.
the editors, as well as the censors,
allow this to continue).
This Is A MARK TIME produc
tion! For those of you unversed in
our GREAT ROTC department's
gibberish, this means "Going no
where at a set pace."
My job is to fill this column with
humorous, semi-humourous, or out
right idlotle statements. By past
presidents, of both myself, and
some columnists, it will tend to
be the latter.
To attempt to make this amus
ing, I will therefor make frequent
reference to liquor, Senator Mc
Carthy, beer, Llberace, the Brook
lyn Dodgers, sadism, Monroe, the
Diamond Bar and Grill, politics,
stupid freshman, very clever sopho
mores, the Hobnob and the activ
ity workers. I must then use such
phrase, as "Gung Ho," "Stoned,"
"Cribbing" and "Crazy, man."
Then I must scramble them all to
gether, and place them, In a devil-may-care
attitude into a potpourri
of drivel.
I must, from time to time, at-
Frank Kucera
Now Astocialed
t
villi
liberty Barbsr Skep
234 North 13th St.
iy, Block, South of
D. L. Memorial Librmry
tempt to work to a frenzy the
fighting Cornhusker spirit in a man
ner as a famous Harvard cheer
leader did when to the howling Har
vard masses he shouted, "All right,
let us give three cheers for Dear
Old Harvard loud enough to be
heard, but not so loud as to be
vulgar."
I must, at all times, use the
famous device of great authors
and-or humorists plagiarism!
I suppose I can make reference,
for space taking reasons, of my
vacation to the grand and glorious
scenery of Canada. Canada, with
anexplolted roads (no Burma-Shave
Ads); Canada, with Its beauty and
splendor; Canada, with Its government-sold
hooch. My vacation
would not be complete without a
ileoalptloa of Sandwich, Illinois,'
where I spent aa exciting 14 hours
while my car was being fixed. This
part of Illinois has nothing but
miles aad miles of aothlng but
miles and miles.
Also I should tell of some of my
likes and dislikes . . . such as how
I thought that "The Egyptian" was
the greatest movie since "The
Bowery Boys Beat the Races." Or
perhaps I should remind everyone
(who needs to be reminded) of the
walk on In the "Dragnet" movie
mmmmmmm, boy!
And so I shall leave this nothing-in-particular
in your lap, with. one
closing thought people who live
hi glass house, shouldn't unless
they first draw the blinds. '
"Party Boys" should also be
listed in the freshman coed's card
file. They are sloppy dressers but
are often (not always) smoooooth
talkers. Academic matters are
NOT among their Interests. They
party during the week without
dates and are most often found in
the Grill. On weekends they can
be found in various and sundry
places with dates.
The "Student" is the third type.
He Is a shy, retiring boy. with a
shining face and a very neat ap
pearance. Freshman girls will not
have to worry about the "Student"
because he usually doesn't likt
girls anyway.
The next type is the "Athlete."
If he is dedicated to his particu
lar sport, you won't see him during
the training season. If you do, it
will be for an occasional movie and
that's all. However, after the train
ing period is over, they will bo
circulating fast and furiously to
make up for lost time.
The "Pinned Boy" is the last
type. He is quite faithful on the
surface but sometimes has a per.
fidlous nature. The "Pinned Boy"
Is often the example of the old
saying, "while the cat's away, the
mouse will play." Beware of these
men and keep your roomate'a
friendship.
There are many rules you've
heard of that the college man con
aiders "old fashioned."
One is that it is proper to call
one week in advance for a date.
This will probably not happen but
if it does, take caution. It might
mean he has a hard time finding a
date and must start calling early to
be assured of a date next weekend.
Undoubtedly, you know of the
"three date rule." It is a fine old
standard but, unfortunatley, college
men have never heard of it. If
you date a man who is ignorant of
it, a firm fist in the face will in.
form him. If this doesn't work,
go home.
Of course, there is much mora
that could be said on the subject
but there are some things one must
learn by themselves. Don't forget
to buy your -card file. They ara
on sale for 10 cents at any book,
store.
Stay In the social whirl and Have
Fun! ! ! !
University
Bulletin Board
WEDNESDAY
Know-How Sessions: 5 p.m..
Love Library Auditorium. "Ne
braska Does It This Way," spon.
sored by Coed Conselors for all
freshman coeds.
Student Council: 4 p.m.. Union
Room 308. Meetings are open to
all students.
AWS and freshmen: 9 p.m.,
Women's Residence Halls. Two
AWS Board representatives will
explain rules and regulations to
freshman coeds In each of the
three dorm houses.
AUF Board: 5 p.m., split Board
meetings, Union Room 307, regular
board meeting 7 p.m. Both mem.
bers and assistants should attend.
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