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THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
These Men Hold The Purse Strings
Wednesday, Jonuary 7, 1953
New Poultryman Named X,.rlgntc nttfrerl OnnorffJfllfv
To Succeed J. W. Coble T . J 7
7b live Abroad for Summer
Students interested In traveling or aie. They snouia have a
abroad this summer may now not sincere Interest In working for
only see a country, but learn to
Paul Clayton was recently ap
pointed as extension poultryman
and egg marketing specialist for
the University.'
ne succeeas w. ooie wn k Us
resigned to accept an ouisiate po
sition.
Experiment in International
Living Organization, member of
He received a bachelor of scl-jthe Council of Student Travel, has
no Wree. a masters decree and presented a pian to provioe siu
is worsting on his doctorate at
Ohio State University.
Boxer Have I done him any
damage?
Disgusted Second No, but
keep swinging. The draft might
give him a cold.
dents with a way to make friend
ships in 22 foreign countries.
Under the plan each student
has the opportunity to live half
the summer as a member of a
selected family in another coun
try. Candidates for the plan
must be between 16 and 30 years
International understanding and
have two year's study of a lan
guage for countries where there
is a Imsuage requirement!
Students are selected by a board
upon their qualifications, recom
mendations and results of inter
views with Experimenter's. Those
interested in the program may
write for an application to Ex
periment in International Living
in Putney, Vt.
Exam Schedule
Cnurtctcy Lincoln Star
Legislative Planning . . . Eleven of the men pictured above are one-fourth or the 1953 legislators who will soon turn their atten
tions to the state budget, including appropriations concerning the University. They discuss the operation and organisation of the new
Unicameral with Hugo Srb. clerk. The senators are: (left to right) Ernest A. Hubka, Tom Coffey, William A. McHenry, Howard Brltt,
Terry Carpenter, Dwlght Burney, Charles Wilson, Srb, Arthur Car mody, A. A. Fenske and J. L. Brown.
HUMOR ONCE UPON A TIME
Jokes, like Sunflowers,
ofiie dp If or
After Y
ecu
By PAT PECK
Feature Editor
' Thpv lust fade away.
In the past the University has
enjoyed the company oi two
humor magazines, "Cornshucks
and "Augwan" may they rest in
peace. .
But one day they disappeared
from the campus. The library,
however, has preserved the back
files of these valient attempts
to be funny. A study of them
revealed the reason why they
disappeared. They ran out of
things to make fun of. Although
It may seem a calamity, there
is nothing new on the Univer
sity campus to make fun of.
There has not been anything
new for years.
It has been possible, however,
for two magazines to survive on
The real humor of the long
forgotten magazines lies in the
pictures of the fashions then
current. Skirts were way up to
here and hair was worn In long
bobs of a 'modified "Veronica."
Shoes had no toes or heels. The
formals recommended for the
big dances of the year clung to
the owner and actually had
shoulders in them, which meant
that they also had coeds in
them, at least most of them.
Evidently the coed was not
identified with a cigarette then!
as she is now. For: ''If he offers
you a cigarette and you don't
take it you're a prude. If you
do take it he looks injured and
says, "Well, if you. must smoke
you could at least carry your own
cigarettes."
And then, there was the one,
Kling man Boosted
To Regional Director
Dayton L. Klingman, U. S. De
partment of Agriculture agrono
mist Stationed at -the University,
has been promoted to regional co
ordinator of the north-central re
gion in the Division of Weed In-'
vestigations for the USDA at Co
lumbia, Mo. ,
A native of Nebraska. Klinc-
erence as the product of a car- man u,m begin heading regional
quizzing his roommate. "Have VOujuvesl,al,on on weed control
seen my shirt with the biology.early in 1953.
notes on it?" A '38 graduate of the. Univer-
In 1946 the Army had begun to sity, he took his master's degree
send the University football play-1 t Purdue in m2 d the
ers not those kicked ut for TT . . .
cheating, but those which it hadlVmversity of wymin sta un
borrowed to 1 ck an enemv. Foot- ui i48, wnen ne was stationed
ball cartoons dominated the scene at the University.
. n. i I -
in uie lau issues.
I Cribbing received a casual ref-
'irdna r o Mia t-st-l i f sf a not.
3 pjn,
2 p.m.
2 p.m.
The numerous beauty cAieens I .1.
came in for their share of humor- vl VI I Jul Vlw
the same list of activities to "Dr.: ills a girl. Father of eight
satirize and ridicule. There have.'Oh, n Another mouth to buyl
been two separate sets of students; cigareti : for." I
to laugh at them. Perhaps the j After the Army began to steal,
solution to founding a humor j the cream of the crop of Ameri-
magazine on the campus that! can males the columns of the j
would last, would be to put out humor magazine began to reflect
one year of issues during each the man shortage with comments'
four years of college. This woujdiiike, "There must be other things!
eliminate the necessity of using j to talk about besides men. What
any joke more than once. At the are they?"
end of four years the staff could
start over with the same collec-
ous ribbing with two little verses,
accompanied by two ' equally
hideous cartoons.
"I may be dressing beyond my
means:
But I'm to be queen of the
, May:
There's two thousand coeds and
two thousand queens,
So I can be queen for a day."
and
"I've been pledged from Alpha's
to Zeta's
I've wrestled a big Sigma Nu;
I don't speak to M. B.'s or Betas,
So I can be beauty queen too."
The "Augwan" attacked the
"Ncbraskan" also, with numer
ous quotations of slips made in
The typical Nebraska Coed of the new coiumns of that paper
1942 was oortraved as she chased i tu ii u-..u s u.
tten of material and be aauredj a racing soldier down the street. never-ending diet ofW Univer-
of a whole new set of students
to laugh at their jokes.
. Back in 1941, before war came
to the campus as It came to
the country, "Augwan," the,
campus humor magazine was
filling its columns with cartoons
of brawny football players and
curvacious coeds. On off-duty
hours the football players wore
soot suits and danced jitterbug
steps with coeds in sloppy joe
sweaters, but they were col
legiate just the same.
"IWhen war hit the campus it
came early enough in December
to-Jeave a man or two around for
the Military Ball, but war began
to'.lell soon after. The columns
were filled with pictures soldiers
seat home and one of the biggest
Brts-a full page was taken by
'Cornhusker" to advertise a sec
tion of colored pages in their
forthcoming masterpiece to de de
voted to Army life.
T It may comfort the student to
know that one price on campus
i& Still the same as it was in pre
ww days the price of the foot
ball program was even then 25
cents. Programs were hawked by
boys shouting, "Get your program,
lists the name and salary of every
player." Or so the cartoons said
Monroe . .
(Continued from Page 1)
Roses," "Shine on Harvest Moon,"
"Moon Over Miami," "It's Only a
Paper Moon" and "Racing with
the Moon."
From maestro to a radio show
fie has gone into TV with
Camel Cigarette's "Vaughn Mon
roe Show." In 1950 he signed a
movie contract and is now star
ring in "Singing Guns."
- Although life on the road leaves
little time for family life, he has
a wife, Marion, and two daugh
ters, Candace and Christina. In
his spare time he is president of
'Stories for Young America," a
company that produces educa
tional toys and songs for chil
dren. He also owns a restaurant,
"The Meadows," in Framingham,
Mass.
Tickets for his Union-sponsored
show will go on sale in the Un
ion office Monday, Jan. 12. Stu
dent admission is $1: other per-l
sons wishing to attend the show
must pay $1.50.
Less than 1000 seats will be
available for each performance
because of the limited space in
trie ballroom.
shouting, "Lieutenant wait
me."
Coed Follies went on as usual
since there was no woman short
age. And they were satirized with
a cartoon of a young man band
aged from head to toe and tell
ing a buddy, "Yes, I saw the Coed
Follies."
Picnics came in for their share
of publicity as humorous institu
tions on the campus, but the dar
ing "Augwan" portrayed the
picnic in pictures and showed
the blankets and beer bottles too!!
The poor Mortar Boards.
' Augwan cartoonists were as
ept at drawing caricatures of
coeds in black masques as were
those or the "Cornshucks" later.
A double page spread of satire
on the honor society appeared
twice. And to add insult to in
jury the "Augwan" took a
whack at Ivy Day with the
atirical pen of the staff, and
the Black Masques took it on
the chin again. The magazine
went a step beyond and did the
Student Council up in style by
making fun of the members for
another double page spread.
or!sity Coed was satrized in poetry
and prose. Or was the "Aug
wan" just telling the truth when
it rhymed:
"Breathes- there a coed with
soul so dead
Who never to herself has said,
'I'll cut this class, I should be
fed.
Our waistline grew as our
grades fall.
But it's too darn far to An
drews Hall."
And the perennial jokes ap
peared with regularity. Among
the classics were: "Is my face
dirty or is it my imagination?"
"Your face is clean, but I don't
know about your imagination."
And then there was the one
Appointments
Open In East
The Civil Service Commission
has announced an examination for
Student Aid Trainees paying $2,-
950 and $3,175 a year. Most of the
positions are located in Federal
agencies in Washington, D. C, and
vicinity. 1
The examination is open to
sophomores and juniors major- j
'ing in rheuiistry, physics,
mathematics, metallurgy, me
teorology, and branches of en
gineering. Appointments will be
for employment during school
vacation periods or for periods
of employment of students in
co-operative courses.
Applicants must nave com
pleted appropriate college study
and a written test will be given.
Students who expect to complete
the required study by June 30.
may apply. Applications will be
accepted until further notice
Full information regarding the
training program and the require
ments for applying are available
at most first and second class post
offices, or at the U. S. Civil Serv
ice Commission, Washington 25,
D. C.
a.m.
p.m.
p.m.
p.m.
p.m.
to
to
to
to
to
to
will arise a magazine with an en-
terDrisin? staff who ran finH
about the traveling salesman who something funny in coed diets and
married the farmer's daughter be
cause he was in love with her.
But humor does not change.
"Augwan" folded and was laid to
rest. "Corn Shucks" rose to re
place it with the same jokes and
the same old things to have to
turn into humor. And as history,
they say, repeats itself, we may
expect that sooner or later there
beauty queens.
Laboratory classes meeting for several continuous hours on one or two days shall meet for examina
tions as follows: ....
Classes meeting on Monday and Tuesday shall b examined on the date scheduled for the first hour
of their laboratory meeting: Wednesday or Thursd ay classes on the second hour of their meeting; Fri
day or Saturday classes on the third hour.
Unit examinations have been scheduled for all sections in the following subjects: (1) Business Or
ganisation S, 4. II, 141, 147, 190: (2) Civil Engineering 219: (3) Economics 11, 12, 103, 115; (4) Ed.
ucation 61, 62; (5) Electrical Engineering 134. 198, 236. 237; (6) English A. B, 1, 2, S, 4, 100; (7)
French 11, 12, 13, 14: (8) Home Economics 41, 42: (9) Mathematics 11. 14, 15, 16, 17, 41, 42. 105, 106,
107: (10 Mechanical Engineering 1. 6: (11) Spanish 52, 54. If students have regularly scheduled ex
aminations conflicting with the above specially arranged schedule, arrangements to take such spec
ially scheduled examinations at another time should be made with tne department concerned on or
before Jan. 12. For example: If a student is scheduled for an examination which conflicts with a spe
cially scheduled examination in French, arrangements should be made with the French Department
to take such French examination at another time.
SATURDAY, JAN. 17 , ,
1 p.m. to 3 p.m. All sections In English A. .
(This examination is given, at this time in order that students making sufficiently
high scores may take the examination in English B for credit).
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 21
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 10 a.m., Tues., Thurs., Sat., or any one or two of these days.
2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Classes meeting at 8 a.m., five or four days, or Mon Wed., Frl., or any one or
two or these days.
- THURSDAY, JAN. 22
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 10 a.m.', five or four days, or Mon., Wed., Frl., or any or two of
these days.
5 p.m. All sections in English 2.
5 p.m. All sections in English 3, 4.
5 p.m. All sections in Economics 115.
FRIDAY, JAN. 23
to 12 m. Classes meeting at 9 a.m., Tues., Thurs., Ski, or any one or two of these days,
to 5 p.m. Classes meeting at 4 p.m., five or four days or Mon., Wed., Fri., or any one or twe
of these days.
4 p.m. All sections In English B, 1. (Coliseum)
5 p.m. All sections in Civil Engineering 219.
5 p.m. All sections In Business Organisation 190.
SATURDAY, JAN. 24
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 3 p.m., Tues., Thurs., or either one of these days.
9 a.m. to 12 m. All sections in English 100. ,
9 a.m. to 12 m. All sections in Mechanical Engineering 1 & 6.
9 a.m. to 12 m. All sections In Home economics 41 and 42.
9 a.m. to 12 m. All sections In Business Organisation 21. (Coliseum)
9 a.m.' to 12 m. All sections in Business Organisation 141. (Coliseum)
9 a.m. to 12 m. All section in French 11, 13.
9 a.m. to 12 m. All sections in Spanish 51 and 53.
9 a.m. to 12 m. All sections in Elec. Engineering 134, 198, 236, 237.
2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Classes meeting at 1 p.m., five or four days, or Mon., Wed., Frl., or any one or
two of these days.
MONDAY, JAN. 26
to 12 m. Classes meeting at 11 a.m., Tues., Thurs., Sat., or any one or two of these days,
to 5 p.m. Classes meeting at 2 p.m., five or lour days, or Mon., Wed., Fri., or any one or two
of these days.
TUESDAY, JAN. 27
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 4 p.m., Tues. and Thurs., or either one of these days.
8 a.m. to 10 a.m. All sections In Mathematics 11. 16, 41, 105. (Coliseum)
11 a.m. to 1 p.m. AH sections In Mathematics 14, 15. 17, 42. 106, 107. (Coliseum)
2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Classes meeting at 8 a.m., Tues., Thurs., Sat, or any one or two of tVse days.
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 28
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 1 p.m., Tues. and Thurs., or either one of these days.
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 3 p.m., five or four days, or Mon., Wed., Frl., or any one or two
of these days.
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 5 p.m., five or four days, or Mon., Wed., Fri., or any one or
two of these days. .
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 5 p.m., Tues. and Thurs., or either one of these days.
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting- at 7 p.m., Mon., Wed., or Frl., or any one or two of these days.
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 1 p.m., Tues. and Thurs., or either one of these days.
2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Classes meeting at 2 p.nu, Toes, and Thurs., or either one of these days.
2 p.m. to 5 p.m. All sections In Economics 11 and 12. (Coliseum)
2 p.m. to 5 p.m. AU sections in Economics 103. (Coliseum)
THURSDAY, JAN. 29
9 a.m. to 12 m. Classes meeting at 9 a.m.. five or four days, or Mon., Wed., Friday., or any one or
two of these days.
FRIDAY, JAN. 30
to 10 a.m. AH sections In Business Organisation 147. (Coliseum)
to 10 a.m. AH sections in Education 1. 62. (Coliseum)
10 a.m. to 12:30 pjn. All sections in Business Organisation 3, 4.
2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Classes meeting at 11 a.m., five or four days, or Mon., Wed., Fri., or any one or
two of these days.
SATURDAY, JAN. 31
12 m., five or four dasu, or Mon., Wed., Fri., or any one or
a.m.
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9 a.m. to 12 m.
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