VOL. 51 No. 18
LINCOLN, NEBRASKA
Wednesday, October 10, 1951
!
Six Students Elected
To Ag Exec Board
Six members were elected to
the Ag Executive board in an all
Ag college election Tuesday.
Those elected are Rex Coffman
and Joan Raun, seniors; Arthur
Becker and Ramona Laun, jun
iors, and Dale Olson and Mildred
Athey, sophomores.
The new officers of the board
vill be chosen at its meeting to
aight. '
Coffman is a member of
Homecoming . . .
eme
Plans Due
October 16
House decoration sketches for
Homecoming must be submitted
by noon, Oct. 16, according to In
nocents society, sponsor of the
event.
A five-dollar fee is due them
for every group of twenty or more
members entering the contest.
Decorations must be completed
by 6 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 2, and
an itemized expense account is
due at that time. Expenses must
not exceed $50. Professional help
with decorations is prohibited.
Sketches, fees and expense ac
counts are to be turned in to Dick
Billig, 1548 3 street or Cornhusker
office.
House decorations' will be
judged on originality, attractive
ness, theme and general relation
ship to the homecoming theme.
Judging will take place Nov. 2
from 7:30 p.m. to 9:45 p.m. The
three judges will be announced
later.
Judging the 42 displays last year
were Professors James Porter, j
C. J. Frankforter and Don Lentz.
Awards will be presented by In
nocent president, Jerry Johnson,
at the Homecoming dance, Nov. 3.
Traveling trophies will be
awarded to the first, second and
third place winners in the men's
and women's divisions respec
tively. Each winner will receive
a permanent plaque in recogni
tion of the honor.
Last year, Beta Theta Pi and
Chi Omega won first place in the
men's nd women's divisions,
Sigma Nu and Phi Gamma Delta
won second and third prizes. Pi
Beta Phi and Kappa Alpha Theta
took second and third place hon
ors in te women's division.
Honorable mention vent to
Sigma Chi, Theta Xi and Sigma
Phi Epsilon.
Out-Of-State
Drivers Told
Special Rules
Out-of-state students who drive
cars or own a car must comply
with some special rules governing
licencing according to Captain
Casey of the State Safety Patrol.
Within thirty days after coming
to Nebraska a student is required
to procure a Nebraska driver's
license. A written examination,
eye test and possibly an actual
driving test may be taken at the
county courthouse in Lincoln.
Whether or not the applicant is
required to demonstrate his drlv
ing ability is left to the discretion
of the state patrolman conducting
the test.
Out-of-state license plates are
legal until they expire in the stu
dent's home state. The buying of
Nebraska license plates is not
compulsory even after the plates
have expired in the state where
they originated if the student re
news his plate in his home state.
Casey said no special rules gov
ern out-of-state drivers. Plates
can be renewed either in Lan
caster county or the students
home county.
Entrance into the University
establishes a student's residence
here, and he is subject to Safety
Patrol regulations,
SAME Meets Thursday
To Discuss Smoker Plan
The Society of American Mili
tary Engineers will meet in the
Military and Naval Science build
ing at 7:30 p.m. Thursday.
Plans for a society smoker will
be discussed in addition to the
regular business meeting.
Eleven University leaders have
been indicted for conspiracy
against the University and the
campus organizations to which
they are affiliated.
Warrants for the arrest of these
students will be served Thursday,
and trials will begin at 7:15 p.m.
in Union parlors XYZ.
Sarah Fulton will be judge, and
Beetles Berquist prosecuting at
torney. Coed Counselor president, Mary
Hubka, hag been accused of sell
ing Coed Counselors board's blood
on the black market.
Gene Johnson, president of
Corn Cobs, has been selling opium
In the form of white carnations
,Uh thn rpd letter "N" appear
ing on them. Bev Larson will act
Th
Eleveui Stacfeuif . Leaders
Doidlicfed Fir Conspiracy
a witness lor the prosecution.
Farmer's Fair board, Rodeo club,
secretary of Block and Bridle
club and president of Ag Men's
club.
Miss Raun, who was crowned
Farmer's Formal Queen Friday
night, is a member of Mortar
Board, Omicron Nu, Phi Epsilon
Omicron and Chi Omega.
President of Vocational Agri
cultural club and Lutheran Stu
dents Association, Art Becker also
is a member of Corn Cobs and
Farm House Fraternity.
Ramona Laun is a member of
the Home Economics club coun
cil, YWCA cabinet, Phi Upsilon
Omicron and Kappa Delta.
Secretary of Varsity Dairy
club, Olson also is a member of
Ag Builders and on an Ag Union
committee.
Mildred Athey is president of
Love Memorial Hall.
The Ag Exec board is the gov
erning body of Ag College and is
composed of student members and
two faculty advisors, Mary Guth
rie and Dave Sander.
The results of the election are:
uuiom JOnH
uosuiOf itu.if . , 129
ubuijjoo soy . . 105
Da V JOUs
Marilyn Wiseman 67
Elizabeth Kelso 53
Joan Raun 114
Junior Men
Arthur Becker 69
William Waldo - 53
Junior Women
Marilyn Bamesberner 24
Jean Holmes 13
JoyLe Keuhl 20
Kamona Laun 27
Joan Meyer 17
ImoKenc Vickcrs H
Bonnie Weakly 5
Hophomore Men
Joe Ed.vards ...
f,
Dale Olson VI
Sophomore Women
Mildred Athey 2i
Theresa Barnes 8
Connie Clark 14
Clan Grcgersen 10
Karlene Luft 2
Catherine Alelvin 14
Mary Jean Nichaus 16
Marilyn Schnert 0
Barbara Spilker 15
Alarxaret Kainforth
Barban Raun
Sharon Reed
Junior, Senior
Office Filings.
Close Oct. 24
Junior and senior class officer
filings will open Wednesday, Oct.
17, Student Council representa
tives announced. Oct. 24 will be
the last day of filing and elections
will be held Nov.. 1.. ,. .. .. ...
Candidates should send their
applications to Frank M. Hallgren,
assistant dean of student affairs,
Administration building.
Applicants must have at least a
5.5 average in order to file.
All publicity of candidates will
be arranged by the Council to in
sure fairness of the election.
George Wilcox, vice president
and chairman of elections for the
Council, said, "I hope that the
people elected will truly represent
their class and increase class spirit
by progressive leadership."
Council To Aid
Organizations
Because Student Council mem
bers believe that cooperation, not
competition, is needed in activi
ties, they are planning an activi
ties leaders workshop to be held
Nov. 10.
The presidents or vice-presidents
and the treasurers of 25
campus organizations have been
invited to attend. All Student
Council- members will be present.
Delegates will discuss mutual
problems and aims. The Council
hopes specific recommendations
will be made so that action can
be taken by the Council or by the
Individual organizations.
A tentative agenda for the
workshop includes these topics:
Place and importance of activities
in college life, overlapping and
competition between the various
activities, the problem of student
apathy and the role of politics in
activities.
Organizations Must Pay
$1.50 Activities Mart Fee
Organizations participating in
the AWS Activities Mart must
pay a $1.50 entrance fee by Wed
nesday. Hester Morrltson, 480 No.
16th, is In charge of collections
The Activities Mart will be held
Wednesday, Oct. 17 from 2:30 to
5:30 p.m. The mart, sponsored
by AWS, is designed to introduce
University organizations to fresh
man women before the six week
activitity ban is lifted.
Dick Billig, editor of the Corn
husker, is charged with desert
ing his post in the Phi Psl house
to go moose hunting in Canada.
Matt Japp, friend of Billig, will
serve as a witness for the prose
cution. Builders president, Marilyn
Coupe, Is accused of kidnapping
numerous innocent high school
children who thought of going to
N. U. Witness for the prosecu
tion Is Bob Bungel.
Moon Mullen, president of N
Club, has been indicted for ac
cepting bribery to throw the Nebraska-Texas
Christian game.
Bribery witness Is Nick Adduci.
Kosmet Klub president, Jerry
Johnson, has been accused of be
ing a habitual criminal. One of
his major crimes has been the
it happened at nu...
If you're ever soliciting for
AUF, here's a method that might
work tor you,
Jan Schmidtmann, AUF sol
icitor, was wandering around
the Union one evening after
soliciting a University organiz
ation for funds.
During her wandering, she
spied "Moon" Mullen, "Bear"
Handshy and Nick Adduci. She
asked them if they would con
tribute. The only one. who could con
tribute at the moment was
"Moon," and he could give only
38 cents; however, Handshy and
Adduci jokingly said that they
would give whatever Coach
Glassford' gave.
As luck would have it, Jan
met Glassford a few minutes
later and collected a dollar from
him.
Handshy gave his dollar right
away, but Adduci, who was fin
ancially embarrassed at the
time, couldn't give a penny, so
Glassford "lent" Adduci the
money, and AUF is now $3.38
richer!
NU Talent
To Appear
At Union
Union talent show finalists will
perform in the annual show at
7:30 p. m. Sunday, in the Union
ballroom. Rehearsal "'ill be held
'at 7:15 p. m. Wednesday, and dress
I rehearsal will begin at 7 p. m.
Thursday.
Judging the program will be
Aaron Schmidt, assistant profes
sor of cusic; Gaylorr Marr, staff
member of KNUS; and Earl
Schuman, violin instructor. Final
ists will be judged on audience
appeal, showmanship and skill.
Vocal soloists chosen are Nick
Amos, Manny Dworkin, David
Hart, Jackie Orr, Janet Ickes and'
Jan Harrison.
Other finalists and their acts
include Stu Reynolds, trumpet
solo; Bud Imig, accordian solo;
Diane McDowell, piano solo; Barb
Young, piano and vocal solo; Joe
Babcock, electric guitar solo;
Charlene Katz, toe-tap dance; and
Ann Launer, humorous reading.
Other acts chosen for the show
include Marilyn Lehr and Betty
Barber, tap dance; Marshall
Christenson and Delores Garrett,
vocal duet; and the "Delt Combo,"
featuring David Hart as soloist,
with Hal Mardis, Ed McClure,
Marty Mathiesen, Hank Pedersen,
Don Hodge and Fred Allen.
Forty-three students competed
in the tryout. General entertain
ment committee members, acting
as judges, said they felt that a high
quality of talent was demonstrated
by everyone who auditioned and
that choice of the finalists was
very difficult.
Thom Snyder, chairman of the
committee, stressed that "all those
who tried out for the show, wheth
er they made it or not, will be
listed in the talent file for future
bookings in campus shows, bene
fit performances and professional
entertainment."
Union Shows
Football Films
At Noon Today
Movie highlights of the Nebras
ka-Kansas State football game
were to be shown Wednesday noon
in the Union lounge.
Football films ordinarily are
shown at noon the first Tuesday
after each game. There is no ad
mission charge.
Sunday evening the Union
sponsored free movie will be re
placed by the campus talent show,
scheduled for 7:30 p. m.
Oct. 21 the movie will be "The
Senator Was Indiscreet." Its stars,
William Powell, Ella Raines, Peter
Lind Hayes and Arleen Whalen,
tell the humorous story of a sena
tor who wanted to be president
but was foiled by a tell-tale diary.
The movie Sunday, Oct. 28, will
be "One Touch of Venus," with
Robert Walker, Dick Haymes and
Ava Gardner. Miss Gardner plays
the love goddess who returns to
earth.
Upperciassmen and male
freshmen interested in helping
with the current AUF drive
should turn In tbeir names any
afternoon this week in the AUF
office, Union, Room 306.
attempt to lure the twelve In
nocents to drink. Charles Bur
meister is serving as a witness for
the prosecution.
Dee Irwin, president of WAA,
has been accused of buying ath
letic players from various Amazon
teams all over the country. Wit
ness to these events is Marilyn
Mooberry.
Marilyn Vingers, president of
Tassels, has been Indicted for em
bezzling more than $10,000 from
the Tassel organization from funds
earned from the sales of Corn
shucks. Mary Ann Kellogg is wit
ness for the prosecution.
Nancy Button, president of
A. W. S., is charged with caus
ing the suicide deaths of 100 activity-minded
coeds by mental
torture. Pat Peters Is prosecu
dooudll
P.M. Headlines
By CHARLES GOMON
Staff News Writer
Taft Says Korean War 'Useless'
By CHARLES GOMON
Staff News Writer
COLUMBUS, O. Sen. Rob
ert Taft of Ohio told a group
of Republican leaders in Co
lumbus that "Horea is an ut
terly useless war," and that
we would not nw be involved
there except for the failure
U.S. Destroyer Hitts Mine-9 Killed
KOREA The U. S. destroy-
er Ernest Smalt had nine men
killed and 18 wounded when
she struck a mine off the Ko
rean east coast. Although se
verely damaged, the vessel
made a Japanese port under
her own power.
. This is the first announced
incident of the kind for sev
Iran Promises No
NEW YORK On arriving
at U. N. headquarters in New
York, Iranian prime minister
Mossedegh pledged that Iran
YORK On arriving
ian oil would not go to Kussia
Egypt To Cancel
LONDON Iranian oil
only of many troubles facing
the members of the Labor ma
jority in pariliament. While
Prime Minister Atlee attempt
ed to explain to election-eager
Conservatives why he prom
ised to stay in Iran at all costs
and then backed out, trouble
began to brew over the Suez
canal.
Egypt, spurred on by Iran's
apparent success in the oil dis
pute has announced she will
cancel her 1935 treaty with
the British concerning the ca-
nal. Closely tied with the de-
Allied Offensive Meets Stiff Resistance
KOREA The U. S. first
cavalry and second infantry
divisions led the eighth army
advance in the latest phase of
the allied autumn offensive.
Both outfits reported fierce
enemy resistance from Chi
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To Include
Annrnv imatelv 3.400 Nebraska
high school students will descend
on the University campus Satur
day to take part in the annual
Band Day festivities.
Registration will start the day s
activities for the 63 NeorasKa
high school bands and 360 major
ettes participating. The rest of
thP mnrnine will be devotea to
rehearsals in preparation for the
parade downtown and halftime
ceremonies at the Nebraska-Penn
State game.
The Darade down O street will
begin at 11 a.m. and will be pa
trolled by Corn Cob workers.
Judges who will review and in
spect the bands include: Col. C.
J. Frankforter, Col. James H.
Workman, Lt. Col. Alex O. Jamie
son, and Donald A. Lentz who
will also direct the massed bands.
Lunch furnished by the retail
ers division of the Lincoln Cham
ber of Commerce will be served
to the high school bands by the
Builders.
The half time program of the
game will feature:
1. The University band and
high school hands playing "Star
Spangled Banner."
, 2. High school bands doing
"box turns" and columns in nine
figures of alternating directions
to "Barnum and Bailey's Favor
ite" played by the University
balid.
3. All bands playing "On the
Mall."
4. An "N" formation by massed
bands while the University
band plays.
5. Playing of "Billboard
March" by the massed bands.
6. "Dear Old Nebraska V"
played by both the massed
bands and University band.
Members of Gamma Lambdu,
band fraternity, and band officers
will aid in registration and assist
tion's witness. Sharo nFritzler,
president of Mortar Board, is ac
cused of "spiking" the tea at the
Chancellor's reception. Witness to
the act is Marilyn Moomey.
Jerry Johnson, president of In
nocents, is accused of not being
an innocent Innocent. George
Wilcox is witness.
The accused will be freed only
by payment of the funds their
various organizations have pledg
ed to the All University Fund.
If payment is not made, the
students will be found guilty and
will be punished for their crimes
by being placed in stocks in front
of Love library Thursday morn
ing. They will remain until their
orgHnziations pay the amount
pledged to AUF.
Day Pro
of administration ioreign pon
ey. Taf t's statement may be the
opening gun for a more con
centrated attack on the Tru
man administration. It is ex
pected that Ohio Republicans
will place Senator Taft's name
in nomination for president at
the Republican convention
next summer.
eral months. Early in the Ko-
rean war a number of Rus
sian made mines were discov
ered in Korean waters appar
ently having been floated
down rivers to the sea. Ac
cording to the Geneva conven
tion, unanchored mines are il
legal weapons of war.
Oil For Russia
He insisted, however, that Iran
would make up its own mina
who got the petroleum prod
ucts, and would sell to whom
ever they pleased.
Suez Canal Treaty
mand that Britain remove her
troops from the Suez area is
the dispute over the govern
ment of the Anglo-Egyptian
Sudan. Egypt contends that
she should have full control
over this region just south of
Egypt proper instead of joint
ly governing it with Britain.
An increasing number of
middle-eastern countries are
beginning to pay the British
off in insults for what they
consider past ill treatment.
Conservatives in the House of
Commons are making as much
political hay as possible.
nese as wen as norm Korean
reds. Since the Chinese had not
previously fought on this sec
tor of the front it was believed
that the advanced guard of the
newly arrived Chinese 68th
army group was in action for
the first time.
gram
Parade
the visiting bands during their
stay in Lincoln.
During the game the high
school bands will sit on bleachers
at either end of the playing field.
Feed Meeting
Will Feature
Faculty Panel
The third annual Formula Feed
conference to be held Thursday
and Friday at the College of Ag
culture, will stress new develop
ments in livestock nutrition.
A panel discussion on anti
biotics will be conducted by staff
members of the College of Agri
culture, including Dr. Merle Brine-
gar, Dr. John Matsushima, Pror.
F. E. Mussehl and Dr. R. L.
Borchers.
Chancellor R. G. Gustavson will
speuk at the conference on "Drug
store Nutrition." Technical dis
cussions for feed manufacturers
and nutritionists will also be in
cluded.
Dean W. V. Lambert of the Col
lege of Agriculture and Director
Rufus M. Howard of the State De
partment of Agriculture and In
aneftinn will welcome hose at
tending the programs.
Beqqs To Tell Coeds
Value Of Activities
"The Value of College Activities
in Relation to the Future" will be
discussed by Walter K. Beggs,
professor of education, at the
Campus Know How meeting
Wednesday at 5 p.m., in Love
Memorial library auditorium.
The discussion will conclude a
scries of three Campus Know How
meetings sponsored by AWS and
Coed Counselors.
Nancy Button, president of
AWS, will explain to freshnum
women which actiivties are open
to them immediately and which
will not be open to freshman until
second semester. Organizations to
be represented in the Activities
Mart, Oct. 17, will be announced.
Campus Know How meetings
are designed to familiarize fresh
man women with life. The three
part program included discussions
on "Campus Cues," "Scholarship
Scales" and "College Activities."
1951 Hello Girl Honored
By Towne Club Sisters
Darlene Goodding, 1951 Hello
Girl, was the honored guest at
the Towne Club meeting, Mon
day night.
She received an identification
bracelet from members of the
organization.
New Town Club members pre
sented a skit depicting a typical
hour dance. The skit was written
by Natalie Katt and directed by
the chairman of new members,
Anna Marie Obermeyer.
Asks Representation,
Amendment Changes
The Faculty Senate unanimously approved the Student Council
revised constitution Tuesday.
The Senate however, voted to suggest amendment of wo sec
tions. The first suggested amendment was Article 3, section 1, which
concerns representation on the Council.
Pub Board
Applications
Due Friday
Publications Board filings will
close Friday, Student Council an
nounced. Interviews will be held
Wednesday, Oct. 17, at the Council
meeting at 4 p.m.
Three student members of the
Publications Board will be chosen,
one each from the sophomore,
junior and senior classes.
The Publications Board ap
points paid workers of The Daily
Nebraskan and Cornhusker staffs
Letters of application should in
clude the student's name, year in
school, any previous experience in
publications, whether he is in
publications work now and rea
sons for applying for the position.
Letters are to be addressed to
George Wilcox, Student Council,
and put in the Council box in the
Union basement.
In order to be eligible for fil
ing, a student must have at least
a 4.5 weighted scholastic average.
The applications should also in
clude suggestions for improvement
of the Publications Board or pub
lications, according to Wilcox,
vice president and chairman of
elections for the Council.
Seven Tots
Join Special
iment
Seven handicapped children
enrolled in a special University
speech and hearing program Mon
day. Children who have speech and
hearing difficulties, get special
daily training at the speech
laboratories in Temple building.
Dr. John Wiley, assisted by
University speech education stu
dents, directs singing, marching to
rhythm and other group activities.
Individual speech work is given
the children who need it.
Any child of pre-school age who
will fit into the speech depart
ment's program may be enrolled
Research work is a part of the
project. The department wants to
determine how much advance
ment a severely handicapped child
can make in speech and in getting
along with other children over a
period of time.
Applications
For Ag Club
Due Friday
Applications for membership in
the Block and Bridle club are due
Friday.
The application blanks muy be
obtained in the Animal Husbandry
hail in Koom 201.
To become a member of Block
and Bridle, one must huve a
weighted 4.5 average, un interest
in animal husbandry and sopho
more standing the University.
The Block and Bridle club plans
many projects during the yeur.
The Junior Ak-Sar-Bcn rodeo,
which is held in the spring, and
the livestock judging contest for
college students during the second
semester are among the club's
projects. .
Phil Olson is president of Block
and Bridle; Rex Messersmlth is
vice president; Rex Coffman acts
as secretary, and Leland George
is treasurer.
KK To Select Six
Fall Revue Skits
Fraternity skits for the Kosmot
Klub fall revue "Hello Holly
wood" will be selected et the try
outs Oct. 31 and Nov. 1.
Six skits will be chosen to v'c
for the traveling trophy awarded
by Kosmet Klub to the first place
winner. All finalists will receive
Kosmet Klufc plaques.
Faculty members and Kosmet
Klub officers will judge the try
outs. Innocents and Mortar Boards
will choose candidates from or
ganized houses for Prince Kosmet
and Nebraska Sweetheart, Nov. 8.
Director of the show and be-tween-act
entertainment is
George Wilcox, senior Innocent
and Kosmet Klub member. Eldon
Schafer will be his assistant.
Jerry Matzke, Kosmet Klub
vice president, will contract a
master of ceremonies and intro
duce Prince Kosmet and the Ne
braska Sweetheart. Chuck Bur
melster and Bill Adams are in
charge of tickets. '
Charles Widmarer is stage di
rector for the production. HIr as
sistants are John Elwell, Thom
Snyder and Glen Rodehorst.
Exper
B. L. Hooper, dean of
the College of Dentistry, and
Prof. J. B. Burt, dean of the
College of Pharmacy, felt that
there should be one representa
tive from each of their colleges.
The constitution allows only one
from both the College of Phar
macy and College of Dentistry.
Burt and Hooper said that only
one representative from the two
colleges was impractical and the
representative would probably be
from the college having the major
ity of students.
The second suggested amend
ment concerns revisions and
amendments of the constitution, as
explained in Article 12. The con
stitution states, "Proposals for re
visions of or amendments to the
Constitution may be originated by
a majority vote of two-thirds of
the Student Council or a petition,
submitted to the Student Council,
signed by not less than 500 regularly-enrolled
students."
It was suggested and passed
that the Board of Regents and
Faculty Senate also approve
amendments to the constitu
tion. Representatives of Student
Council at the meeting were
George Wilcox, vice president,
and Miriam Willey, judicial
chairman.
After acceptance of the consti
tution, Cobel said, "I feel that a
great step forward has been taken
towards the principle of student
government on the campus of the
University of Nebraska."
If the Board of Regents accepts
the constitution, it will go into
effect immediately. The constitu
tion is on the Regents' agenda for
their next meeting.
Pershing Rifle
Delegates Plan
Colorado Trip
Persing Rifles National conven
tion will be held in Denver, Colo.,
Oct. 12 and 13.
Twelve University men will at
tend the convention. They are
Brig. Gen. Thomas G. Irwin, na
tional commander, Col. Jean J.
Hunter, Col. Ralph H. Taylor, Col.
Gayard W. Albers, Maj. John A.
Bailey, Maj. Jack Graf, Maj.
Douglas D. Hanson, Capt. William
M. Moomey, Capt. Harry C. Hav
erly, Capt. Richard W. Bauermeis
ter, Capt. Darwin C. McAfee and
Second Lt. John G. Wirsig.
The highlight of the convention
will be a formal dance in the new
Union at the University of Den
ver. Col. James R. Luper of Offutt
air force base in Omaha will be
the main speaker at a banquet
Saturday evening. The convention
will hold business meeting Friday
and Saturday afternoons.
National headquarters for Per
shing Rifles is located the the Uni
versity. Students wishing parking
permits may purchase them In
the Student Council office,
Room 305, Union, between 3
and 4 p.m. today.
7121 Olmaiiac
By MARLIN BREE
Staff Writer
The beautiful young widow
wus very worried about her
young husband who just had
died. So she went to see Mystic
about him.
Finally, after much work, the
Mystic got in touch with her
unfortunate young husband.
"Is that you, Harry?" the
young widow excitedly asked.
"Yes," came a ghostly voice.
"Are you happy?"
"Yes."
"Happier than when you were
with me?"
"Much happier."
"Heaven must be a beautiful
place, Harry?"
"I ain't in heaven!"
Girls when they went out to
swim
Once dressed like Mother
Hubbard;
Now they have a bolder whim:
They dress more like ber
cupboard.
And the
weather for
for we are
going to have
a high of near
80. There will
be light to
moderate
winds.
You are
b e a u 1 1 ful,
beautiful!
Liquor makes
you look even
more beauti- Picnic Weather
full Liquor makes you look even
more beautiful.
But I haven't drunk any
liquor,
. No, but I have.
He who laughs last Is the
dumbestl
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