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YVHAItJIIA WANT, JERK? This shocked 'Crib' customer
wasn't expecting this type of greeting from the usually cheerful
waiters. After being insulted for 10 minutes, his waitress ex
plained the purpose behind her manner. "Anything for a Rag
story," she said.
Candid Reporter . . .
Irate 'Cribster' Threatens
'Waitress
By Amy Palmer
"Service with a smile" may be
the motto of the patient waiters
in the "Crib," but it was "Serv
ice with a Smirk" when a Rag
reporter invaded the peaceful
Crib" domain, Wednesday don
ned the waiter's uniform and be
gan performing the menial tasks
of a "pub" servant but as ob
noxiously as possible.
Starting off right, the new
waitress sauntered up to the
booth, threw her order book on
the table and said, "Have you
jerks been waited on yet?
NSo? we havet '' the flustered
nctrmfra renlied. rather weakly
"But we've been waiting quite
awhile.
Job Arranged
The waiting had been ar
K.if thd wail-racc rpniipH.
"Look, you guys come in here
I 1 I t . 1 . UUb Lilt. mi' Li'i ......-T
with nothin' to do, you sit nere
- .
a.M.niUiM' -fvr. hAiirc iMiT it vn
j rrtr. y Vo win.
ute you step through the door,
you start belly-achin'. What
UtJII L KCb YUUl UlUtl '
crumbs. Well, whadda ya want?
'W want two cokes."
TnirAsi that's the trouble with
you fellow-you don't have a mind
of your own. You aon t nice coKe
hut iust because the president
of the senior class one day hap- coke? Don't you have any re
pens to order a coke, you all gard at all for your health, your
think vou eotta have a coke. No mental state of mind or your
Individuality, no initiative, no
Crop Research
Aids Farmers
Group Rep( ts
Nebraska farmers can v
an
sririitinnal $90 000.000 in
the
Vanlr ah vMr because crODS
research has brought increased
returns per acre.
And the cost of that research
has been about 1 million dollars
in the past 50 years.
These points were stressed by
J. C "Chet" Swinbank, secre
tary of the Nebraska Grain Im
provement association, as he
gave his annual report during
the annual meeting of his organ
ization here last week.
He said the association has
continued to work with the
University Ag college in expand
ing the use of approved varieties
of crops and other results of
research among farmers.
The association conducted 12
regional wheat improvement
plots during 1950. Samples of
wheat from 982 farms were
grown, studies and classified.
Seventeen counties were repre
sented. The association conducted field
meetings at 13 wheat, oat or
barley demonstration plots thru
out the state. The association
also: helped western Nebraska
farmers to establish the Nebraska
Wheat Foundation, a self-help
organization to promote the use
of wheat.
Co-operated with the Union
Pacific in the improvement car
program, promoting good seed
and reduction of losses in stored
(rain. Held the Nebraska Wheat
show at McCook.
Dr. L. P. Reitz, United States
Department of Agriculture wheat
researcher at the University, re
ported on progress toward get
ting better varieties of small
grain.
The Omaha Chamber of Com
merce honored the members of
the 1850- 4-H champion crops
Judging team at the McCook
Wheat show following a noon
luncheon held in connection with
the association's annual meeting.
The team, coached by Phil Sut
ton, is composed of Ralph Larsen
and Lloyd Grabowski of Beatrice
and Donald Finch of OdelL
Beauty Queens...
Continued from Page 1
Cornhufker section head and was
the AUF activity queen in the
Xall of 1950.
Cornbasker Managing Editor
Jacquelyn Sorenson is an Arts
ana jscience junior irum uncoin.
i j
one is an mtuia major ana i-
filiated with Kappa Kappa Gam-
ma. She is a managing ecutor a
Cornhusker and a past secretary i
Of AUF.
. . t w . 3 ;
t T v 11, !
opnomore in icatuciS' tuuc6c
from Scottsbluff. She is majoring
la elementary education ana is a
member of Delta Gamma. She is
a Coed Counselor and a member
Other finalists were Sue Ann
Erownlee.. DelU Gamma: Jane
Carpenter. Kappa Alpha Theta;
Janet Giock, cm omega; rajrieia i
Kinne, Kappa Celta; Mary Mac
ki. Alpha Phi; "and Dorris New-
If V
mail, jvapya &.hjv ummiw.
Ci Sunday the Omaha World-
HeraM and the Lincoln Journal
will also carry pictures or tne
beauty queens.
for a Day'
mind of your own. You oughta be
ashamed."
Rv this time, the two upper
classmen were getting a little im
patient. "Look, it just so nappens
that the president of the senior
rlass is a eood friend of mine and
I know he wouldn't order a plain
coke. What do you tninK we
should order anyway? What is
this the "crib" or the debate
squad? We want two cokes."
"Yeh, you guys are all alike;
nobody can tell you nothin'. You
order a coke, vou wear levis. you
smoke cigarettes. Okay, okay, I'll
I get your coke; do you want large
or small ones?
"Small ones."
Cheapest
"I thought you'd say that,
they're the cheapest thing you can
Ppt
This is the sort of thing that
went on ai an uie uuuuis uic
1 x . J AX 4-V Ai -fit
rpnnrier rovereu. al uiic. iuuuku.
chp tnrV nn the art of a Starv-
w--
ing Philosophy major working
her way through school. After
arguing over me incuts wi a tunc
the fact was brought out that it
was habit
forming and often
dangerous
"Even after know it's habit
forming, you go ahead and order
money even?"
AjOOK, ii i want iu uriiin. curc,
it's my business; but if it will
make you feel any better, put
some chocolate in it."
"Oh, it doesn't make any dif
ference to me if that's the way
you want to do it. I can see that
you've hc.d a bad start and it's
too late to save you now. That's
why I want to be a teacher; I
think I can guide many souls the
right way."
Offered Job in Fool Room.
"Is that what you're doing.
working your way through
school? Well look, baby, I can get
a better paying job than this.
TViwn at the nool room where I
work you can stack "alls and get
twice as much per hour as you
get here."
'T Hnn't rare to work in an es
tablishment such as that and I
don't think that anyone who in-
habits those places has tne morai
integrity of an ambushed Mii
gant." viuncu i'.""- .
"WelL I happen to like work-
ing in a pool halL As a matter
Ordered Mim.
NU Instructors
In Professional
University instructors, in addi
tion to their classroom duties,
have been taking part in a wide
variety of other professional ac
tivities. During the past month, Ne
braska's professors have dis
tinguished themselves in many
fields of activity.
Dr. Richard Bourned, assistant
professor of economics and la
bor relations, and Irvin Reis, as
sistant supervisor of short courses
of the extension division, re
cently conducted a short course
for supervisory personnel of the
Sioux Ordinance depot near Sid
ney. Four staff members of the De
partment of Engineering Mechan
ics attended the mid-winter meet
ing of the Division of Engineering
Drawing of the American Society
of Engineering Education held at
Texas A. and M. college recently.
Education Delerates.
Delegates were T. T. Aakus,
professor, and David I. Cook.
Wallis J. DeSpain and Howard R.
Walters, instructors. Prof. Aak
hus, a member of the executive
committee of the division, pre
sided at a session of the division s
publications committee.
The University art department
has received its share of honors
recently. Norman A. Geske, as
sistant director of the University
art galleries, addressed the an
nual meeting of the Kansas State
Federation of Art held at Wich
ita. . .
Art works by Rudy Pozatti, in
j . .j
L4iMm rvf fine arts, and Davia
ouiuvv -- . .
Seyler, instructor of drawing and
W
exniujuuu
in the Pennsylvania
.notvn r,f the Vine Arts 146th
annual show, which is being held
in .raiinnH inn With the rlUiaaei
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phia museums Diamond Jubilee
Horn Ec Meet
Two vocational education in
Hn.Mnrs Miss Florence Corbin
and Mrs. Rhea Keeler, attended
the National Conference Home
mnm u ' ' . '
held m Washington, v. eo.
Mie.; MsM Lee. chairman of
the department of physical edu
cation lor women, recenuy rep-
-- --- - . . -
resented the American Associa
iron ior nciui,
tinn and Recreation at a nine-
state regional conference of
THE
Senior Coeds
May Apply
For $100 Grant
To undergraduate women the
American Asociation of Univer
sity Women is offering its annual
$100 scholarship.
Anv cirl with a hieh scholastic
average, who expects to be grad
uated in June or August oi ian
and who can show evidence of
financial need, is eligible to apply.
Application blanks may be se
cured at the office of the Dean of
Women in Ellen Smith Hall, or
in the home economics office at
the Ag college.
When applying, girls are asked
to give the Registrar's office writ
ten permission to send their
grades to the Scholarship com
mittee. Two letters of recommendation,
one of which is from a faculty
member, must be submitted by
the applicant. These letters may
be sent directly to the committee
by the writers, or enclosed with
the application blank. Application
blanks and letters must be sent
on or before March 9, 1951 to
Miss Mary E. Guthrie 1350 Idyl
wild Drive, Lincoln.
On Friday, March 16, the com
mittee will meet the applicants
for personal interviews in Ellen
Smith hall, between the hours of
2 and 5 p.m. A definite appoint
ment diirinff those hours must he
I; made through Dean Johnston's
office.
Winner will be announced at
the Honors Convocation April 24.
of fact, I'm working my way
through school too. Now will you
Dnng us tnree glasses or miiK
and pet nut?" Thev pot their
cokes as well as an explanation
of just what was going on
The last customer to go through
the orgy of arguing with a stub
born witness ordered a hot fudge
crib. He was given the usual ar
gument about having no mind of
his own and simply ordered a
crib because his two friends had.
For five minutes they argued
about the order and he grew
more exasperated. Finally, he
dropped his head in his hands
asid said very quietly, "All right,
all right, bring me a dish of cher
ry nut ice cream."
Since there was no cherry nut,
he was brought a dish of straw
berry which he ate in complete
innocence. When the bill was pre
ented, he asked, "Do you get
paid for this mouthin off to the
customers?"
"I get paid for waiting on the
customers and seeing that they
get what they want. Also, we're
instructed to keep this place
clean, so why don't you leave?
You've finished, haven't you?"
At this he slammed down the
spoon, took out a cigaret, very
slowly lit it and leaned back. "As
a matter of fact, lady, I haven't
even beeun to think of leaving.
Any more comments from you
and I'll let you have it in the
back of the head with' this nap
kin holder."
Avoided Being Different.
The waitress left. While wait
ine for another customer to
wheedle, two more brothers
walked in and joined her friend
with the strawberry ice cream.
While she waited to let them
complain about the slow service,
there was a long conference.
Then when she went to get the
order, before she could even get
out her Dencil. the enlightened
customers both shouted, " a green
river with marshmallow top
ping." They were definitely
avoiding the 'be dinerenr argu-
ment,
What thev should have avoid
ed was this Rag reporter out
looking for a scoop. But those
victims who were caught will
. -- .
probably never again complain
about the service at the Union.
Participate
Activities
teacher education held in Omaha.
Sixteen delegates of the Uni
versity library staff attended the
mid-winter conference of the
American Library association
held recently in Chicago. Frank
A. Lundy. director of University
libraries, presided as chairman at
the university libraries section of
the Association of College and
Research libraries. Lundy also
presided at an executive board
meeting of the Mountain-Plains
Library association, of which he
is president.
State Mortality
Rates Released
A possible connection between
the amount of money a Nebraska
man earns and his likelihood of
dying is a given year is seen in
tentative figures released Thurs
day by the University department
of business research.
According to rough estimates
based on the 1940 census, profes
sional men have a lower mortal
ity rate than any other occupa
tional group in Nebraska. They
die each year at a rate of 12.9
per thousand. The state average
for all males 16 years and older
is 17 per thousand.
Laborers have the highest
death rate (21.5 per thousand),
followed by farmers, 17.1; trade
workers, 16.6; businessmen, 15.7;
and clerks, 13.3.
In these statistics, however, the
farmer mortality rate is too low
and that of the businessmen too
high, Dr. Edgar Z. Palmer, chair
man of the department of busi
ness research said. He explained
that the farm population has de
creased . since the 1940 census,
making it too large a base for
the 1949 death statistics used. The
rate among those in business for
themselves is probably higher be
cause of their relatively high
average age, he explained.
Pete Peters Appointed
Cigaret Representative
Pete Peters, University student,
has been appointed campus Phil
lip Morris representative. He has
replaced Bill Baker, who former
ly held the position.
DAILY NEBRASKAN
your fs
church J
By Julie Bell
Baptist student house, 315 No.
15th, C. B. Howells, pastor. Sat
urday 8 p. m., open house. Sun
day -5:30 p. m., fellowship sup
per; 6:30 p m., Lenten service,
Rev. E. C. Basler, speaker.
Central Church of the Christian
and Missionary Alliance, 18th and
O St., Norman Oliver, minister.
Sunday 10 a. m., University Bi
bla class. Special evangelistic
services every night from March
4 to 18; Speaker Darrel Handel.
Song leader Lowell Hagen.
Christian student fellowship,
Cotner house, 1237 R St., Over
ton Turner. Jr., pastor. Friday
7 p. m., box social and square
dance, Delian Union (third floor
Temple building). Money goes
to Displaced Persons fund. Sun
ci f .5 p. m., Christian student
fellowship. First Christian
Church, recreation; 6 p. m., sup
per followed by panel discussion,
"The Christian Conscience and
Weapons of Mass Destruction."
Speakers, Mr. Willard Gaeddert,
Mr. Hugo Srb, Paul Fenske, Bob
Rosenquist. Wednesday 4 to
5:30 p. m., Cotner house, 1237 R
street.
First Evangelical Covenant
Church, 20th and G streets, J. Al
fred Johnson, pastor. Friday
opening service of a Sunday
school institute. Address: "When
Is a Communist Christian?" Dr.
Peter P. Person of Chicago,
speaker. Sunday 9:45 a. m.,
Students' Bible class; 11 a. m.,
worship, sermon, "When Is a
Home Christian?" by Dr. Person;
students' and youth rally, 5 p. m.
Address, "When Are Young Peo
ple Christians?" Supper; 7 p. m.,
closing of institute, address,
"When Is the Sunday School
Christian?" by Dr. Person. Tues
day 7:45 p. m., prayer meeting,
meditation by Pastor Johnson.
Hillel, Joshua Stamper, Rabbi.
Friday, 8 p. m., evening service.
Sunday 2 p. m., Cantor William
Wolf of Sioux City, la.; at Tifer
eth Israel Synagogue.
University Lutheran chapel, H.
Erck, pastor. Sunday--10:45 a.
m., Sunday morning Lenten serv
ice in Room 315 Student Union,
The Reed a Mock Scepter. 5:30
p. m., Gamma Delta in YMCA
loumte in the Temple building.
Lutheran student house, 1440
Q St., Alvin M. Petersen, pastor.
Friday 7:30 p. m., roller skating
party, meet at 1440 Q St. Sun
day 9:15 a m., Bible study, I
Peter, 1440 Q St.; 9:30 a. m., Bi
ble study, I Peter, 1200 No. 37th;
5 p. m., City LSA, First Luther
an, 17th and A St., cost supper
and songspiration, meet at 1440 Q
St. at 4:30 p. m. for rides; 6:30,
v. Act T.RA 1200 No. 37th,
cost supper and fireplace fest.
Tuesday 5 p. m., cnapei, iu
n ct Thursday 7:15 d. m., Len
ten vespers; 8 p. m., choir prac
tice. . ...
Methodist student house, 1417
tj Ct Tfirhard W. Nutt. pastor.
Friday 8 p. m., square dance, St.
Paul church. Sunday a: p. .
council: 5 p. m.,
guests of Wesleyan MSM, meet!
at student house, luesaay v
m., Sigma Theta Epsilon "Our
Amictrv" Ttev. Clarence Smith,
speaker. Wednesday 7:15 a. m.,
Lenten service, Rev. Joe Riley
Burns, speaker; 6:30 a. m., pre
r,r;oo hrakfast. Thursday 7
n m., leadership training course.
Presbyterian-tonsresaiiw"
dent house. 333 NO. ltn, riex
Knowles, pastor. Sunday 5.u
p. m., Forum, speaker, C. Vin
White "What Is the Atonement?
Wednesday 6:05 p. m.. Vespers.
Breakfast and discussion on Mon
day and Wednesday mornings at
6 45 a. m., Rex Knowles, speaker.
Meeting for Congregational stu
dents Sunday night at First Ply
mouth Congregational church.
University Episcopal cnapei, uui
and R St., Rev. John Sweigart,
pastor. Friday 6:45 a. m., morn
ing prayer; 7 a. m., noiy couu
nion; 5:30 p. m., evening prayer;
7 p m., Stations of the Cross.
Saturday :45 a. m., morning
prayer; 7 a. m.. Holy communion:
con m evening nraver: 7 P-
m., penitential office. Sunday
9am Holy communion,
fast following: 10:30 a. nv, morn
ing prayer; 11 a. m., Choral Eu
charist and sermon; 5:30 p m .
evening prayer; 6 p. m., chapel
.onntlnn list QOWn-
stairs; 7 p. m., illustrated travel
ogue with colored slides on Eng
land and Scotland. Monday
8:45 a. m., morning prayer, a a.
m. Holy communion; 5:30 p. m.,
evening prayer, 7:45 p. m.. dis
cussion group. Tuesday o3
a. m., morning prayer; 7 a. m..
Holy communion; 5:30 p. m., eve
ning prayer Wednesday 6:45
a. m, morning prayer; 7 a. m.,
Holy communion, 5:30 p. m., eve
ning prayer; 7:30 p. m., ehoir re
hearsal; 8:30 p. m., student dis
cussion group session on Cnurcn
history. Thursday 8:45 a. m.,
morning prayer: 9 a. m., H?iy
communion; 5:30 p. m., evening
Religious fociety of Friends.
302 So. 28fh. Sunday 9:45 a. m.,
tnr- cilont wnrshio: lv'.oli
a. m., discussion: "Towards Bet
ter Understanding Between
olics and Protestants," led by El
va Sather.
Women to Hold
Prep 'Play Day'
Junior and senior physical ed
ucation majors will sponsor a
ri,, rioir" tr,r hiefh scnool par-
ticipants on March 3. Thirteen
high schools nave incucawu "y
. u .;n oT-tifirwatA and several
WIC Win poi wv.iuw,
more are expected to send dele
gates also. . .
in,- 'Di-itr rfv will teacn tne
girls participating co-operation
instead ol competition
provide experience in teaching
ors, according to Mabel Lee, head
of the women's pnysic ca
tion departments.
There will be a full program
planned for the day including
Kdi Arfr nine, table ten
nis, shuffleboard, a noon lunch
eon at Ellen Smith hall, and a
swim in the Coliseum pool. The
winning teams of the various
activities will be awarded at the
close of the day.
.JCraow
Dr. Swindler Finds Job
Placement for Grad Students
A friendly smile and a high re
gard for students and their inter
ests typity Dr. William F. Swind
ler, director of the University
school of journalism.
As head of the journalism de
partment, Dr. Swindler not only
teaches students the finer points
of journalism during their respec
tive University careers, but he is
instrumental in the placement of
students after their graduation.
Career Began in 1933
Dr. Swindler has 'always been
interested in the field of journal
ism. A native of St. Louis, Mo.,
Dr, Swindler obtained his first
"newspaper" experience in gram
mar school when he was appoint
ed news editor of the school's pa
per. His actual newspaper career
commenced in 1933 when he be
came a reporter for the St. Louis
Star-Times.
He then became a publicity
writer for the Washington uni
versity news bureau from 1934
to 1935. From 1936 to 1938, Dr.
Swindler was an editorial writer
for the St. Louis Star-Times, and
from 1938 to 1940, he was a cor
respondent for the St. Louis Post
Dispatch.
During his newspaper career,
Dr. Swindler interviewed such
celebrities as Bill Tilden, Helen
Hayes, Henry Wallace and civic
officials from various states.
When asked which category of
affected, Dr. Swindler replied
celebrities were usually the least
that the politicians were less like
ly to be "stuffed shirts," while the
athletes were most likely the ones
to have the blown-up egos.
Be ire Dr. Swindler came to
tie University, he had been grad
uate assistant at Washington
University in 1935 and an instruc
tor in journalism at the Univer
sity of Missouri from 1938 to 1940.
He then became an assistant pro
fessor and journalism department
head at the University of Idaho
from 1940 to 1944. Dr. Swindler
remained at the University of
Idaho until 1945. He then came
to the University of Nebraska to
become head of the journalism
department here.
Active in Journalism Honoraries
Dr. Swindler's campus activi
ties do not keep him from being
an active member of many jour
nalism honoraries. He is national
president and past national secre
tary of Kappa Tau Alpha, a mem
ber of Sigma Delta Chi. past na
t:amal secretary of the American
Association of Teachers of Jour
nalism and a member of the
American Association of Univer
YM Management
Board Elected
The University branch of the
YMCA recently elected Dr. L. K.
Crowe president of the manage
ment board.
Dr. Crowe is a professor of
dairy husbandry at Ag college.
He succeeds Coach Harry Good
who has served for two terms.
Other new officers include:
Charles McLean, vice-president,
an Ag college junior, who was
preceded by Virgil Ganzel; Dave
Cargo, secretary, and president of
the city campus YMCA and M.
G. McCreight, instructor of Ag
engineering, re-elected treasurer.
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During his directorship at the
University, Dr. Swindler has
helped institute a new senior
course for selected journalism
students. The course, Investiga
tive Methods of Editing, shows
the students through lectures and
discussions with experts in vari
ous fields the progress of these
fields within the last fifty years.
This course gives journalism stu
f mm,'j the opportunity to learn of
advancements in other fields
which often proves useful to them
in their journalistic careers. Dr.
Swindler believes that a good
Virnalist must not only have an
f "ellent knowledge of journal-
m, but he must also have a well
rounded education and be aware
V world affairs.
Gives Advice
"Take all the political science
you can, and then take as much
House Jokers Irritate
Work-Weary Student
It's midnight.
The room is dark and all is
quiet when the work-weary stu
dent finally retires;
Suddenly a blood-curdling yell
pierces the inky blackness.
A few seconds later the light
flicks on.
What do we see? Well, that's
anybody's guess. The enslaved
student was the victim of some
joker's brainstorm. While the in
tellectual had been drawing logi
cal conclusions to his problems,
it seems as though his roommate
or best friend had been exercis
ing his muscles in jumping to
decisions in the opposite direc
tion. Cracker Crumbs
At this rate, our unassuming
friend could take on anyone of a
variety of appearances and still
get by. Soaking wet? Face
"blood" streaked with catsup?
Rolling in cracker crumbs? Shak
ing with rage over a torn sheet?
You name it!
However, when funsters get
started, these little incidents seem
tame compared to a few of their
more "stupendous" creations.
With this species, the motto is
"Anything goes!" so long as it
provides laughs. It has come to
their attention, though, that a
few of their schemes have back
fired in more than one big ex
plosion.
Nevertheless, they go on about
their merry way, decorating the
faces of their sleeping friends
with water colors and blithely
sprinkling tons of soapflakes m
the hallways. Scattering torn-up
newspaper and rolling trash bar
rels down the corridors are
among their pet tricks as well.
In the racket-making line, it has
become a tradition for some brave
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&
history as you can," is Dr. Swind
ler's advice to future journalists.
He also added that economics
would probably be useful in the
journalist s career.
Dr. Swindler received his Ph.D.
at the University of Missouri in
1942.
little freshman to set off the fire
alarm at the dorm, usually dur
ing semester intervals. ,
Some female jokers have an af
finity to tampering with cosmet
ics. They love the scent that is
sues forth when a match is ap
plied to cologne or perfume, pur
posely placed at the foot of some
unknowing occupant's door. Then
too, that "Pepsodent smile" turns
to a shine (or is it grime?) when
the white pasty substance is "di
luted" with shampoo.
Wild Scenes
Food is the prankster's meat
too. In this field, he finds possi
bilities unlimited. Again, his im
agination runs wild wth scents
when limburger cheese comes to
mind. He takes great delight in
smearing it very artistically over
radiators, light bulbs and most
any other object that would gen
erate enough heat to make the
stuff melt. And, if he has a band
of loyal followers, it is sometimes
possible to divert the cook's at
tention long enough to add a lit
tle "color" food coloring, that is
to the evening meal. Numbers
are also effective when it comes
to absconding with all or part
of an intended dinner.
Indeed, there is a long list of
opportunities in this world for
the practical as well as the pro
fessional laugh-getter. However,
until some new tricks are
dreamed up, how about sticking
to some of the tamer ones what
say, fellows?
EAST
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Saturday, March 3
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