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THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
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Dear Editor:
What with all of the excitment about Communism and the
lecture series and all by the faculty, I thought that it might be
appreciated if I would express my views.
What is it that leaves red marks all over the campus? Every
where we look, we find this tinge; on towels, cigarette butts, and
drinking glasses. Everywhere we go, we see where some woman has
been ahead of us. And when a mantis in a romantic mood out
romancing with some baby, he doesn't like to get his mouth full
of rose-scented goose-grease every time he kisses her. Besides, she
leaves marks on his collars.
The way I look at it, it is the lipstick on women that is the
real Red Menace.
Sincerely,
Rod Riggs.
Dear Ed:
I am out on Ag campus, and I don't understand why in the
love of cows they aren't building the carillon out here. I think that
the "Singing Silo" would be a great addition.
Sincerely,
May Coudbee.
Dear Editor:
Congratulations on your revolutionary idea of a Constitutnional
Convention. We tried it and it worked out all right .
George Washington.
Dear Editor:
All power to the Constituent Asembly.
Nikolai Lennin
Karl Marx
Gene Berman.
Whoopee! . . .
The Daily Nebrsakan today points with pride to our
Student Council. Amazed by the quantity and quality of
work produced by Council members this year, the Rag
heartily endorses the policies and program laid down by
the Council.
We wish to commend especially the junior male mem
bers who have shown initiative, aggressiveness and, above
all, complete independence in their committee work and
VOTING in Council meetings. Selecting a president of the
Council from its many outstanding junior members will
certainly be a problem.
Whoever is selected, and we know that the selection
will be based on leadership, work accomplished and true
representation which the candidates have shown of their
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progressive spirit, an indifference in Council affairs and
an emphatic reluctance to think of the good of the entire
student body, rather than a passe minority group.
However, we must insert a word of caution. Jhe Council
would certainly be making a mistake to consider any of
the junior women for offices. Such misfits as Dorothy
Dorkens, Lucie McPhill, Pat Sack and Syl Badwallder have
consistently kept quiet at meetings, refused to do any out
side work and, what is worse, have done all of their voting
on dictation from an outside pressure group. These girls
must go!
Our regret is that the Council may possibly be en
dangering itself from too much activity. Progression the
campus will come only through a slow process, and the
Council's eagerness to take upon its shoulders so many
projects may result in overburdening individual members.
Our only other regret is that this is April Fools day.
Where
Were .
YOU?
were you
Question: Where
when it hit the fan?
Spitz Simpleton, local wheel: "I
was just sitting there minding my
own business.'
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Ed
man:
of Chesterfields."
Sunderson, cigarette sales-
"I ducked behind a package
Ellen Smith, post-graduate stu
dent: "In the days when I was a
co-ed, such things never happened.
JIisl (Daih 'YkbhaAluuv
Member
Intercollegiate Press
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Norm Ledger, editor in chief: "I
was right in front, but fortunately
I had a copy of the Daily, so
Fats Nordin, snoop: "Pardon me,
I'll clean up and talk to you a
little later."
lAsIWas
By Marge Johnston.
Scandal! Do not divulge this in
formation but Marion Crook has
been seen sneaking out of the
dorm every night this week and
rendezvousing with a faculty
member at that. She and Mr. Ste-
Pat Black, activity girl: "I knew
it would happen that way, so I
ran into Don's and hid under a
tiiblC."
Four hundred years asro the University of Nebraska
Board of Relents promised the state a new, ultra-modern
education plant. At last, this dream will become a reality,
and it's about time.
For many years, Nebraska's students have been forced
to content themselves with mere drinking fountains water
drinking fountains. Water what a replusive word. But
now the students will have a new beverage with which to
float their back teeth.
After four hundred years, the water (ugh) pipes of
the University have rusted into eternity. And through the
new platinum pipes being installed will flow the already
popular campus upswallow, Burp Beer.
No longer will students pull the handles and receive
a cool mouth-full of water. Now they will pull the handles
and receive a mouth full of Burp.
The Board of Relents has announced that 1,009 Burp
fountains will be placed at strategic points throughout the
campus. And not only will there be Burp fountains, but a
special saw-dust filled marble container will be installed
with each fountain for anyone who does not like Burp.
This special container will enable students and faculty per
sonnel to receive the benefits of Burp twice, once on the
way down and once on the way up.
Students and faculty members have, for years, under
the guidance of Stringent Council, campaigned for Burp
fountains.. Nebraska's PTA chapter of WCTU has also
been a tireles campaigner for Burp. Both of these organ
izations deserve a round of Burp for their undaunting ef
forts. But the real credit goes to the strongest of all strong
lobbyist groups. Take No Empties. For years the Take No
Empties have been spreading Burp propaganda4all over the
campus. In fact,hey have spent many nights, even school
nights spreading Burp about the campus.
So hats off to you, Take No Empties, Board of Relents,
Student Council and PTA. Your names will be forever
engraved on the annals of Nebraska University. And when
ever a student bends over to partake of Burp beer, you will
be remembered.
Thanks a lot ... . Burp.
. . . Burp Brewing Co.
Administration Bldg.
University of Nebraska.
the license framed.
I Thompson's residence.
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cial event of the week-end goes to! ballroom, 13:30-8 a.m.
the Theta Nu Epsilon formal to Saturday
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panek are going steady, I hear.
Congratulations to Spook Gib
son and Jan Nutzman. They say
they're only engaged but Jan has
be held in the basement cf the
University church Sunday, April
3, from 6-9 p. m. Some T.N.E. j
and Red Dot dates arevNorm!
Lccer and M. J. Mtlick. Dale Ball j
and Jean Eckvall, Liz Moody and
Tom Harley. Limeade w ill be ,
served. The dance is closed to all
save the Religious Welfare coun
cil. Pinned
Darrell May and Winnie Wolf.
Penny Parsons and Bernie
Wolpa.
Marge Alexis and Chuck
Thoene.
Ben Wall and Susie Seed.
Social Calendar
Friday
F a c a 1 1 y Beer bust, Dean
I alschHrollten
1124-28 O Street
xJtiavaqancL fihA,
F02 UGIONNAIRES I 1)1112 GUESTS
I (inches Serred Every Noon 11:3 U 1:3
it Dancing ia the Beaatifal Terrace Room every Friday
and Saturday to the vantie of the Gibsonnaires
i( Special entertainment Monday and
Thursday 9:00 P. M.
Lincoln's 40 & 0 Clnb
LINCOLN HOTEL NO 3ON0RS ADSlTTTEl)
Adam and Eve party (fir leaves
required), Ellen Smith ball.
Sunday
Mortar Board Recognition tea.
Lowest 10 percentile only.
All University sneak night.
West Stadium, 10:30p.m. -1 a.m.
(All students excused by Gus.)
"Smoke Joe," candidate for
B.D.O.C., and his date, Mi?s Mei
lenz, will be seen April 29 going
to King's in Smoke's wheelbarrow.
Classified
LOST Fhetffer Lifetime sea. Grejr
sfripd.Kward. Uni.-Kxt. 7104.
WANTED fiprlnC vacation. Paasenfwf o
ahars driving la Wichita, Kansas. No
expenses Involved. I'hone 3-ifrJ.
LOKT Browa billfold. i'KinTiy-oil'ni.
Iru Reward ! Return lo room 205
Uni. Dnif.
IOOL Asrll Skewers aith Am' new
rstaeeau kf BheHers. Water reyel
lt gakardiae styled la rarlaa sleeves
with fir freat. Jsst Ike tkiaf far
ewlr ssrlar wear. ATLB'S CLOTH
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Quality printed Imtltationt,
double eneelopet, 100 or $10.
Goldemod Stationery Store
215 North 14. Open Thar, to $