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THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
Thursday, April I, 1948
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If one can judge by student
opinion, the members of the NU
campus have really been leading
a dog's life. Old Spaniel Warren
will therefore endeavor to act as
a friend in need to all those need
ing a confidante of the first water.
First letter of the week comes
from a cautious coed who says:
Dear Mr. Spaniel:
For the past six months I have
had an incurable crush ort Tom
Novak. I have been buying him
cokes, carrying his. books to class,
and running hfs interference in
the Crib but to what avail? He
doesn't even know my name. I
am confused, bewildered and
bitter as this courtship is weary
ing and unprofitable. You are re
mit ori as an authority on the sub
ject, so please, please, Mr. Span
iel, what shall i ao:
Signed: Wan from Worry
Dear Wan from Worry:
In your bleakest moments when
life seems drier and you feel that
you just can't go on, only re
member that age-old adage, "He
who laughs last, laughs last!" That
is my advice to you.
The next letter was written by
a BMOC which just goes to show
that even wheels have problems.
Dear Mr. Spaniel:
I am handsome suave, debon
air, blase and modest. In fact,
you might say I'm loaded but
lonesome. You see, after dating
several hundred girls on this
campus, I find that none of them
have the personality, glamour, or
intelligence to keep me from be
ing bored. Jean Compton almost
came up to my standards but I
guess I didn't rush her enough
and she married someone else.
Any suggestions which you may
have to offer would be deeply
appreciated.
Signed: Hungry but Hopeless
Dear H. but H.;
Can it be that such a scholar
as yourself has forgotten those
famous last words Dog eat Dog!
Kd. Not-: In thr ahwnrr of Mr. Warrrn,
Skip Stahl acted a kih-M editor.
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Mass Moving
Of University
To Ag Planned
If a report from Chancellor R.
G. Gustavson means anything, the
entire University of Nebraska will
be moved to the Ag college cam
pus sometime this spring.
Since the Ag campus is widely
considered far more beautiful
than the city campus, the Fac
ulty Senate decided that univer
sity students would feel more al
legiance to their university if the
entire institution was moved.
Plans have been made to move
all present buildings now situated
on the city campus location to Ag
college.
The present city campus loca
tion will be turned over to the
city of Lincoln and after several
needed improvements the site will
be used as a city dump. The city
is receiving the land free from
the University in exchange for a
promise for its support yi a fu
ture NSA campaign.
The Deeply Moving Co. has
received the bid for moving the
present city campus buildings.
According to the company's presi
dent, I. M. Moved, the company
has installed special equipment
capable of moving structures as
large as the stadium.
University Hall, the oldest
building on the present campus,
will remain in its present position,
where it will serve two purposes:
( 1 ) to be a living memorial of
the present city campus and (2)
to house the dump caretaker.
"We realize the implications of
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If blueprints arrive from the
U. N. architectural class plans
will be laid to convert the Uni
versity of Nebraska Coliseum into
a mechanized parking lot and
combined super-garage.
The main floor of the building
will house five levels to which
automatic elevators will carry the
automobiles. Each level will ac
commodate approximately one
hundred machines.
Grease pit" will be built into
the swimming pool, with six in
dividual lifts and platforms. The
Engine and Body departments
will be installed in the space oc
cupied at present by the locker
rooms.
When questioned about provi
sions for the numerous formal s
and other University affairs held
heretofore in the Coliseum, the
Director suggested that bands be
placed on the open elevators, so
that they could travel between
floors. In this way much larger
crowds could be accommodated,
with ticket prices being lowered
accordingly.
YM, YW Will Show Lamarr
In Banned Movie, 'Ecstasy'
the situation," Chancellor Gus
tavson stated. "It was a great
tragedy that the metropolitan
campus was originally located in
its present position. We hope to
right this by this move. With a
strong wind, we shall succeed."
"Ecstasy," the Hedy Lamarr
classic which claims the distinc
tion of being the first foreign
film tried and banned by an
American jury for "obscenity,"
will be the next YMCA-YWCA
sponsored foreign film.
The Czech motion picture will
be shown following this week's
presentation of "Ivan the Terri
ble," the Russian movie. In a
move predicted to rival the mili
tary department for sheer extrav
agance, Gordon Lippitt, YM ex
ecutive, announced that seats will
sell for the advanced price of
$5.50. He added, "I think 'Ec
stasy' is worth paying more for
than other YM movies."
Colonial Showing:
The film, which marked Miss
Lamarr's a p p e arance as an
actress?, will be shown at the
Colonial Theatre to accommodate
the expected large turnout. It was
banned not only in Boston, but
also in Washington, New York,
Omaha, Wilmington, Dallas, Pa
duka, Kalamazoo, Schenectedy,
and Nome, Alaska, to name but
a few.
Don Crowe, YM president, said
today, "I am very enthusiastic
about the picture."
Miss Lamarr, undisputed star
of the Fritz Mendl film, has des
cribed the movie as "very artis
tic, if people would only look
at it the right way. Most people
didn t, she added.
Wanted Stardom
In an exclusive interview at
the time of her arrival in Amer
ica in 1938, Miss Lamarr said of
her work in the 1931 picture, "I
was horrible very young and
very ambitious. I was willing to
do anything to become known."
In the same interview, Miss La
marr remarked, "I've had a very
exciting life, but I like it excit
ing. I was a movie star, a stage
actress, a wife, and a retired star,
all at 16. There isn't anything
I haven't done," she emphasized.
The American jury which
baned "Ecstasy" was made up of
twelve middle-aged men. The
film was also vetoed in Germany
and France, but was shown in
Scandinavia, Austria, and Italy.
Berkheimer's Book Out
Richard Berkheimer, law stu
dent from Gordon, has announced
that his latest book, "The Pur
sued," is soon to hit the book
stands all over the country.
The exciting book deals with
some phase of Berkheimer's ac
tivities in the nether regions of
northwestern Nebraska. Censor
ship rules prohibit mention of
details here.
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