PAGE 2 THE DAILY NEBRASKAN WeHnescfay, OcfoHer IV 1947 If Today is our own little if-ing day. We're joining: the ranks of the self-styled Sunday morning; T specialists and their colleague the drugstore cowboy. In other words we're going out on the proverbial limb with our own inflated two cents worth. We'll begin by reiterating one of the 'ifs' that is mak Ing the rounds far more rapidly than the others. IF Cletus Fisher and Ralph Damkroger could have avoided colliding with the turf after snatching their respective pay dirt passes uiey migni nave lauiea mat long awaited six points, sound reasoning but why not go even further and say . . . IF they could have tucked the ball under one arm and walked on the other hand ... six points anyway. It's a hard trick to develop but we know they'll work hard to per fect it just for dear oi' John Q. who really found the going tough against Indiana. So it's easy to throw the 'ifs' around and hurl charges against players and coaches, but take a look in the stadium mirror . . . how did you stack up as a sideline player? This writer included ... the student body at U of N is infamous as a damn poor sideline supporter. IF the student body would learn the yells, the songs, and, in general get behind the team, the latter's job might be easier. The student body and every Cornhusker fan Is the true champion-maker. Supporting a winner is easy but sup porting a team that has lost is the real test tube of even tual success. IF you back your team you'll have a winner regardless of the scoreboard ... IF not, then learn the Gopher yells, hold a Sunday morning critique for them, because the Cornhuskers will be better off by themselves. IF you want to be part of the team show it or shut up and let the real players alone! J Jul (Daihy. TkbAa&kcuv f Member Intercollegiate Press F0RTT-S1XTH TEAS SiibtrrlptiMi rt' arc 1.A prr semester, $1.00 per semester mailed, or t.M for Hie tiillrge year. .i.l0 mailed. Sln(k copy 60. I'nlillnhrd daily during the srtHml year except Mondays and Saturdays, varations and examination periods, by the I nlvemlty I Mrhraoka under the supervision of the Pnhllration Board. Entered an Seennd lass Matter at the Post Olflre in IJnroln. Nebraska, nnder Art of Congress, Marrh S. 17!. and at spreial rate of pmtace provided for In section 1103, Art of October t. 1917. authorirrd September .10. .V V' I J : ) S p 1 IS' I I'Wz I : I si' III'! V CORDS ore READY ot f A AGEE S Favorites of college men from frosh to knowing seniors light-colored corduroy slacks are in The Boys' Shop again! Rugged, narrow wale corduroy is made by Hockmeyer in popular "yellow" color. Tub 'em, scrub 'em, clean 'em or just plain wear them and wear them. No wonder corduroy leads all others for College Joe. Sizes 28 to 36 slacks are pleated and zippered. $6.50 Downstairs in MAGEE'S BOYS' SHOP The Eyes Have It By Jeanne Kerrigan ODen house blues .... after football game open houses last Saturday, some unfortunate in dividuals were . wondering what that bitter taste was.... seems the Betas ordered thirty gallons of apple cider for their after game party and had served a good many guests before discovering the tragic mistake . . . vinegar had mysteriously replaced the cider. Reddest face of the week be loncs to one of the Levine broth ers don't ask me which who called Bee Smith for a date only to find that she has been pinned since last spring. Then there is little Julie Buchfinck, who was overheard remarking that she couldn't go coking at a certain hour last week because she had to attend a WCTU meeting must have been confusing when she found herself at a YWCA gathering. Deploring the amount of "tern norary barracks' sprinkled on the campus, red-headed Ed Weis enreder commented that "They could make room for lots more classrooms if they'd just move all those old bones out of that one building. .. .a sophomore, too. Dake Novotny amazed Prof, Lancaster the other day by swish ing into his 10:00 class a few minutes before the period ended just to "sit down and wait for his 11:00 didn't know Dake was such a beaver. Mystery of the week.... Bill Baxter, supposedly still happily single .... receiving mail ad dressed to Mr. and Mrs. William Baxter Farm House brothers are demanding an explanation or a tubbing is in order. Controversy of the week in volves a dinner table matter When one asks for the salt or pep per, should one pass him the salt OR pepper or should one pass him the salt AND pepper we left after 45 minutes of heated argument. CLASSIFIED LOST At Kings Friday night, ladv's black coat with large gold buttons. $5 reward. Call Dale Billcsbach. -7855. BALLROOM danclnc?-Studio' 2705 Royal Court. Nellie Speidell. Telephone 3-54 SO. WANTED Part time bus bovs and wait resses. Continental Cafe. 1511 O" St. Union Head, Duane Lake, Has Big Plans for Future BY SAM WARREN. A man of theory and plans, with practical experience behind his ideas, that's Duane Lake, new di rector of the Union. His theory? That the ideal student union should offer something for every one on campus. His plans? To put the new student "sponsored sys tem" of Union on its feet, and one day say in 1952 when the pres ent bond issue is retired to un- t : cover behind his book case the blue prints for a new wing to the Union building. To recount the newcomer' union experience, however, takes a little more time. It was in 1937 as a student at the University of Minnesota that Lake first became acquainted with typical union ac tivities. Under the system of stu dent committees (which goes in to effect here this year) Lake tM:vec- Twa I I x jxx iiib m " - xx 4 x "" 'I . V DUANE LAKE New Union Director. worked at Minnesota on such union projects as an all-university stag parties, band and or chestra concerts, student-faculty programs, and a student talent bu reau. Later he chaired committees on union social affairs and outdoor activities. He served two years as an elected member of the Memo rial Union's board of governors. In fact, he confided in an in terview yesterday, "I majored in activities. These activities were not con fined to his union projects, either, Something of a sportsman, Lake IH J,. ''",'I'VW I once again " V . ' IMPORTED ). I J A X I V (pA&ntWL soft as duckling's down . . . softer than a kitten's purr. Pastels and smoky neutrals. Sliorl-sleeved Slipovers, 12.95 Long-sleeved Cardigans, 16.95 Sport Shop First Floor took part in five minor sports, and was a member of boxing, swim ming, hockey, golf and touchball teams. He had his fingers in bowling and billiards, too. "Wom en," he mentioned incidentally, "I think are more adaptable to billiards than men, mainly be cause they have more patience." Confirming the opinion UN stu dents have held for a long time that their union is one of the na tions' finest, Lake pointed out that "the one thing we're short on here is adequate recreational fa cilities." Apparently added hous ing space alone can remedy that. In the meantime, he hopes to increase other facilities, for exam ple, along the handcraft line. "In unions all ovr the country, the number one need is for art and handcraft workshops," he said. "Art meets a, definite need, en tirely different from any other that the Union offers." During the last two summers, the Union has opened a hand craft shop in a room used for other purposes in the regular term. This year, tho, plans are underway for such a room. "Hand work whether it's water color or painting or wood carving offers an outlet not otherwise provided You can feel you've accomplished something after you've given your time." Corning to Nebraska from South Dakota State College where he was the college s first Union di rector. Lake had one reaction to UN students. "There's a certain indefinable spirit here that you feel right away an attitude of in terest, of getting something done. A number of students already have already come into the office to get the Union's cooperation on one thing or another, and always it's "Let's get the show on the road!" Attention! ! We offer 37 day Precision! Watch Repair Service at no - i a. rm . . "ud tusu ii your waicni, musi be with us for morel than 3 days, we have a watch lor you to use. Royal Jewelers 1138 F St