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THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
October 1, 1946
EDITORIAL
COMMENT
snozzes they uncovered many juicy
morsels of gossip and gore. For
example: Who went out with
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So Sorry . . .
A veritable stampede has been staged in The Daily Ne-
braskan office this last week by students who have not re
ceived their papers regularly or without something of a
fight. For that we are sorry. Please accept our apologies.
But the fact still remains that many students do not
receive daily editions in Sosh, Andrews, the Union, et al.
This summer when plans were being made for the next
school term, we discovered, much to our sorrow, that both
news print and paper were still held firmly in the grasp of
the OPA. But in talking to informed sources, there was
hope that the Office of Price Administration might loosen
its hold, thereby assuring us of sufficient means for printing
as many and as large editions as we cared.
As yet, however that day has not arrived, and The
Daily Nebraskan is limited by news print to two eight page
editions weekly. The seemingly nonapparent paper short
age also limits us to 5,000 copies of each edition.
lhe situation is a bad one. We admit same, and ask
you, as readers, to bear with us until the clamps are re
leased.
Every student in the university has a legal right to a
copy of the Daily, and yet, under present conditions, he can't
obtain one. A little well-placed pressure on the part of the
student body certainly can't do any harm and it might do
some good.
whose wife Saturday night; What
Beta wears wig to class?
About this time, those of you
who read will have noticed that
my name is Carton Broderick. jr,
Life insurance premiums are too
high, and I figure nobody would
bash a guy with a handle such as
this.
Into the minds of some old
wheels Editor's note: Bill Thorn
burg, Jim Van Lancelot, Bob Mc
Snatch, Morton Zilch, et al. ,
the name Carton Broderick will
produce pulsating sensations, and
Jr.. feels like electrocuting a few
of the cogs himself.
For those who are new on the
campus, and don't have the blood
to spare, please refrain from read
ing this article. Blood Bank Note:
See S' MATTER, page 4.
CORN COBS MEET
their will be a meeting of
all Corn Cob actives and
pledges tonight at 7:30 in the
faculty lounge of the Union. All
Cornhusker receipt books and
sales money must be turned in
at that time. Student Activity
Tickets will be available for
Cobs then, according to Don
Kline, president.
BUT, At-ViN THE DANCE .'
Student UnionOf f ers
Varied Activities
B HI
Double Take
1 Dake
Since this is not altogether an
institution of higher learning it
has been suggested that a little
colyummm space be devoted to
extr a-curricular entertainment
possibilities as well as cover to
possibilities as well as cover im
possibilities assigned entirely too
frequently.
It would be practically impos
sible to name any place that some
virtuous person hasn t already ex
plored but since there are a few
of us country boys who are still
just clean cut kids at heart and
are always open to the furthering
of any deversive type of amuse
ment.
Headliner in the off hours de
partment is the Cribology lab,
just a cigaret's Hip from the last
Mortar Board booth on the wind
ward side of the Union, first floor
You have have a little trouble
gaining entrance immediately
upon arrival at same, due to the
increased number of disciples to
be found within the portals this
year.
In case you're caught unsus
pecting amidships by the subtle
"no admittance" rope stretched
across the entrance, don't be per
turbed, for yours is the dubious
pleasure of watching Ralph King
or Gordon Jenkins do nip-ups be
hind the bar. After a careful ten
second scrutinizing you will un
derstand the catsup in the hot
fudge or the dasL of cnayonnaisse
in your coffee.
For the rugged outdoor Rogers
and Clark type there's the beaten
path worn to forks of 14th and
Stuart alley in the valley of the
Pines, where rdany a gargle and
glub rendezvous has been planned.
Warning: the above trading post
is not recommended, merely men
tioned; it is rumored that many
of Lincoln's star-studded, blue
coated Texas Rangers headquar
ter there and the atmosphere has
been known to be anything but
healthy.
For any advocate of Yogi who
don't numb easily there are the
plush cinemas of the city offering
the best in entertainment for the
best inflation prices yet tabulated.
To the lucky members of our
own little community who can
boast a car among their most
prized possessions, there is a pos
sibility of a weekly journey to the
Pike. This Pike is not to be con
fused with the one you climb; this
is one where you crawl.
The last remaining abode on
our most attended list is naturally
the party spot of the west West
O, that is, and way out too. Its a
circular building featuring more
lines and less light than any other
publicly attended spot Electricity
is either a thing of the past out
there or a too oft disturbing ele
ment The only form of radiation
(I say this Jestingly, of course)
being a tactical fire built by any
combat-wise veteran who knows
the vulnerablity of giving one's
position away.
There they are chillun, meager
as they may be, the play grounds
of the campus. Don't ask your ad
viser for any others. If he knew
of any he wouldn't be an adviser.
'5
Matter
by
Carton Broderick JrJ
Before foxhole digging season
started, two radicals from ATO
house way pooled their cerebral
contents and found that they had
just enough brains to write an
article by the same title as mine
the plagarists! In order to prevent
their getting a "hail to my office
and fairwell to old N. U.," by
Dean ?? (I don't want to make
him mad, either), they wrote un
der the sissified pen name of
Carton Broderick. One of these
characters is still trying to get
a passing grade in the manual
of arms from Uncle Samuel, the
165.00 a month man; the other is
convalescing from malnutrition.
Editor s note: This man ate in a
certain fraternity house too long.
The qualifications of these two
gentlemen, disregarding knowl
edge, was great, indeed. They
each owned a scoop shovel pro
bosens, for the simple minds that
word means nose, and with these
If you who attended the Min
nesota game were impressed by
the size of the U. M. student
union which far exceeds our own
in size, then cast your eyes up
on the following schedule of
events for the coming year and
you'll again be impressed this
time by our own Union.
Pat Lahr, student union direc
tor, has listed several additions to
the lively schedule of union ac
tivities which should make the
union a busier place than ever.
One Dance
The Union promises to sponsor
at least one orchestra or jukebox
dance each weekend for all stu
dents, and one week ends where
there is no other ballroom ac
tivity scheduled for Friday or Sat
urday night there will be dances
each night. When local bands
play, the admission price will be
44 cents a person, while 76 cents
is the price set for dancing to
outstate or Omaha bands. Chuck
Hall's band, contracted for this
Saturday night, will play from 9
until 12, the regular hours of
Union ballroom dancing.
Whenever the ballroom is avail
aDie, week-day dance sessions
have the hours of noon to 1 p. m
and five to six, Monday thru
Friday.
A series of six free weekly
bridge classes will begin on Oct.
10th at 4:30 p. m. in room 313
under the direction of Dale Ball,
university student, who is an au
thorized Culbertson instructor.
Monthly contract bridge tourna
ments with prizes for the two top
teams will be held throughout
the year on Saturday afternoons
at two o'clock. The first of
these tournaments, also directed
by Dale Ball, will take place in
parlors Y and Z on Oct. 12th.
Free Lessons
Six free lessons on social danc
ing will be given on Tuesday
nights from 7:30 to 8:30 starting
on Oct. 8th in the ballroom with
Donna McCandless as instructor.
Another series of these dance
classes will be held in the spring.
in addition to social dancine
classes there will be six free les
sons in South American dancing.
navia waters Champe, well
known Lincoln dance teacher, will
instruct these classes which are to
be held weekly in the ballroom
on Friday nights from 8 to 9.
starting Oct. 18th.
Once a week, beginning on
Tuesday, Oct. 8th, at 4:30 P. M.,
a siesta film hour, consisiting of
travel features, sports events, and
cartoons, will take place in the
union lounge. -
Sunday activities include
variety shows, either at 3 or 8
p. m., featuring a full length
movie and, on some occasions,
student talent. This Sunday's
picture starting at 3 p. m. is
"Laura" with Gene Tieroey and
Dana Andrews, and John Carson,
magician and ventriloquist, will I
perform for the audience. On the
list of forthcoming union movies
are such notable films as "Keys
or the Kingdom, Manhunt,
"Berkeley Square," "Tree grows
in Brooklyn," "Lifeboat," "This
above all," and "Where do we go
from here?
Special Feature
As a special feature the Union
will present the university orches
tra under the direction of
Emanuel Wishnow in a concert
with pianist Mario Braggiotti as
guest artist playing a Gershwin
concerto, "Rhapsody in Blue," on
Sunday, Nov. 17th.. The number
of admission cards to this event
is limited to the first 1,000 pur
chasers.
The Christmas activities include
a carolers' concert which will be
held on Sunday afternoon, Dec.
8th, and the annual Christmas
party with dancing, movies, and
refreshments as entertainment,
See STUDENT UNION, page 4,
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November 20, 1946
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December 4, 1946
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February 24, 1947
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March 12, 1947
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