September 29, 1946
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
JIig 'Soldsm (DayA o$ Urn SCorurfij.
Ujoman Cite y ow, Joa u whik
How right you are, Miss Swan
son, how right you are! As far
as most men are concerned, the
ratio of seven to one is an un-der-estimation
rather than an ex
aggeration. Leave us to glance at the good
old days, say, for example, last
year. Short, fat, Case O'Stite,
member of Iamma Wheela Fra
ternity, who wears glasses with
two-inch lenzes, decides, at eight
in the evening ,to get a date for
egiht-fifteen. Nonchalantly he
strolls by the lofty portico of
Cuma Getta Sorority, and is in
stantly surrounded by multi
feminine forms.
Money!
"Which one of youse has got
a car and ten bucks?" asks Case.
There are at least eleven posi
tive answers, from beautifully
painted and expectant lips.
Carefully Case scrutinizes the
throng, then points to a beautiful
blonde. "Youse own a Cadallic
convert, right?" And eager
acknowledgment. "Fine, let's trn.
A pause. "By the way, weren't
you voted campus sweetheart last
year Another nod, and
But this too painful. For alas,
the glory of yesteryear is gone.
And unattached females, on the
campus now, are practically nil.
freshmen are bewildered. All
they can mutter is "I think I'll
go back home to Bloomfield. At
least I've got a cousin there."
Upperclassmen bravely march off
to a move with canes of mm.
later to down their losses in a
bit of the Diamond Grill's swpp(
beverage.
Then there are those fortunate
males, the really big wheels, who
get dates. From all dednrtinns it
appears that they must have a
Chrysler Town and Country, or at
least the loss of a diamond-en
crusted pin, to hold their women.
But though we men face a
drastic crises, we must square our
shoulders. We also serve who
stand and wait.
But eirls. while it lasts, don't
you love it?
Lapp Announces
X-ray Deadline
As October 19
Reports of excellent progress
have been made on the chest X
ray program for students, accord
ing to Dr. V. W. Lapp, member of
the student health service staff.
Almost 2,000 students went
through the X-ray process the
first week. The deadline for X
ray appointments is set at Oct. 19,
when Dr. Lapp hopes to have the
program , completed.
Dr. Lapp, who joined the uni
versity staff this year, will visit
all organized houses and dormi
tories, making X-ray appoint
ments for university food hand
lers. He will also check on stu
dent appointments and issue ap
pointment slips to students who
ao not have one.
Dr. Lapp emphasized that this
is a tree service extended by the
state and students who neglect to
Keep their X-ray schedule will
later have to pay a two dollar fee
for the service.
Any student who missed his
appointment may call at the stu
dent health service and receive a
card immediately.
to learn the hard way. Fellow
students will never forget the look
of utter horror that came across
a chem 8 lab student's face as he
watched a neatly-copied-in-ink
English theme dissolve in some
spilled hydrochloric. Humble title
of the theme: "The Benefits of
Chemistry."
An honest coed at the Univer
sity of Kansas came right back at
the "Laws" recently. Instead of
scurrying bv the horde of wolfish
lawyers on the steps of Green
nan, she paused at their whistles
and whiDDed out a siffn. Printpri
on it in big red letters were the
simple words: "Thank you!"
Church Night
Draws Record
Student Crowd
Campus church groups enter
tained record numbers of students
at parties and dances held in ob
servation of All-U nlvrltv
Church Night Friday night.
Student pastors report that
number of students attending the
church-soonsored entertainments
reached, and in most cases, ex
ceeded expectations. Church
Night is held on the camDus everv
year to give students an onnor-
tunity to get acquainted with their
itugiuua giuup ana lis acuvuies
for the school year, and with
other students in their group.
3 Dances Held.
Baptist students attended a
party at the First Baptist church,
where Dlans were discussed for
the Roger Williams Fellowship
group for the coming year. New
man Club members were enter
tained with a dance and Droeram
in the Student Union ballroom.
At both Lincoln Congregational
churches parties were held for
student members.
A dance was held in the rluh
room of the University Episcopal
church for Episcopalian students
on the campus. The National Lu
theran Council entertained Lu
theran, students at a nartv and re
ception at the First Lutheran
church. Student members of the
Missouri Synod of the Lutheran
church were guests at a party in
the Temple Building. -
Tours, Parties.
Parties were given in each of.
the five Lincoln Methodist chur
ches for Methodist students. Pres
byterian students were enter
tained with a tour of the four Lin
coln Presbyterian churches, and a
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There's a tale going round the
Iowa State campus about a cer
tain English prof'who went to a
local apartment house and re
quested to see the list of its resi
4 -dents, and the list of those wait
ing for apartments. He didn't
nave to go through very many
names before he found the one
f he was looking for. "Put my name
down for this man's apartment,
please," he said. "I just flunked
him, and he'll be dropping out of
school any day now."
anyafledgling chemist has
LUTHERAN STUDENTS
The Lutheran Churches of -Lincoln and their
Pastors welcome you each Sunday morning
AMERICAN (American Lutheran) 24th and U St.
Ernest Stolz, pastor, 721 N. 24, Phone 2-3575
Morning Worship 10:30 a. m.
FIRST (Augustana) 17th and A Sts.
Clarence P. Hall, pastor, 1331 So. 17th, Phone 3-6923
Morning Worship 10:45 a. m.
FRIEDENS (United Ltuheran) 6th and D Sts.
Herman Goede, pastor, 540 D, Phone 5-9126
Morning Worship .....10:00 a. m.
GRACE (United Lutheran) .14th and F Sts.
L. H. Lesher, pastor, 847 So. 14th, Phone 2-2797
Morning Worship :30 and 11:00 a. m.
OUR SAVIOUR'S (United Ev. Luth.) 23rd and N Sts.
Alvin M. Peterson, contact pastor, 1200 No. 37th,
Phone 6-4023
Morning Worship 11:00 a. m.
ZION (United Lutheran) 70th and Platte
Morning Worship 11:00 a. m
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Atomic Scientist
Moderator
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TUESDAY, OCT. 1, 8:15 P. M.
dinner at Westminster church. The
First Convent Church gave a re
ception for its members in the
church parlors.
Yearbook Editor
Reveals Picture
Appointment Plans
Only unaffiliated students and
students not living in cooperative
houses, or connected with any
other organized group must make
individual appointments to have
their pictures taken for the Corn
husker, Merrell Shutt, editor, an
nounced yesterday.
Appointments will be made for
members of sorority and fratern
ity groups, cooperative houses,
and other organized groups, she
said. According to Miss Schutt,
Individual appointments may be
made any morning, Monday thru
Saturday, but they should be
made at the earliest possible date.
Something new in the way of
school suppdrt for the football
team will be inaugurated at Wash
ington State this fall. A seven
part glee club consisting of sev
eral thousand voices will harmon
ize to cheer the Huskies in the
homecoming grid scrap with Cali
fornia, Oct. 26. It is expected to
produce one of the most unique
cheering sections yet devised, and
if the venture proves successful,
may be established is a tradition.
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