Friday, April 26, 1946
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
Page 5
Ah! Fraternity Lifej Full of Vigor,
Brought on by Orange Pekoe That Is
BY JAN SOUICK.
Dixie cups come and dixie cups
go but lolly pops last forever.
So duz all 42 inches of Dick
(toothless) Freethey's waistline.
Dear NRO Freethey; in spite of
the fact that u are biggern me
and are jealous of my 41 inch
waist line and full set of masti
gators, I will tell u about the Du
Darry Success course.
You can lose 10 minims annu
ally if you cut your forestry labs
to 12 instead of 13 mugs (orange
pekoe, I tellu, orange pekoe).
Since u will draw and quarter
me any way I might ask what in
duced u and Tom Blumgren to
become Indian snake charmer and
reptile respectively the other
night? (Orange pekoe I tell u,
orange pekoe).
Now that we are full of orange
pekoe, prunes and baloney we
will advance to the Sig Ep house
where the wearers of the heart are
not full of anything but convul
sions and flu. England's Eaton
with the traditional baked potato
was never like this only colic to
worry 'bout then.
Water, water everywhere and
the Beta house Is the scene of
cascading waterfalls. Water fights
and wars start this way! "Flick
water at me, eh?" "Like a glass
ful?" "How's a bucket?" "Where's
the garden hose?"
The Beta house is now replac
ing the coliseum pool in swim
ming popularity.
A pledge assuming the role of
the state capital sower only at
the lower altitude of the Phi Gam
yard. Thar he stands, his size 13's
planted firmly in Phi Gam mud
while firmly planting blue grass
seed. Oh, but honey, you-all
looked so cute! All of you!
Sigma Nu's Bob Holman and
Dale Hanway pinned Alpha Chi's
Shirley Staats and Joyce Smith
respectively. Now children that
was a normal occurrence but
every fly boy, Mac and Doc in the
Sig Nu castle was frustrated be
cause no candy was passed, no
coeds were kissed and cigars, the
only compensation. Soooo the
question of the month is, have
u seen Bob and Dale they look
so beat.
Rumor has it that DU Wayne
Deming displayed his Charles
Atlas training by singularly con
structing the lawn dance plat
form. Quote modest, shy, retiring
Wayne, "No one else could do it."
Three days ago, on his birthday,
Mr. Deming disappeared. Where
or how his soul and body have
gone is a DU mystery. Return
promises a tubbing.
All I have to say is, Smoz ka
pop.
French Moies
To Be Screened
Tuesday in Union
"La Kermess Heroique" (Car
nival in Flanders), French movie
shown at the university two years
ago, will be screened three times
Tuesday in the Union, Dr. Joseph
E. Alexis, chairman of the mod
ern language department an
nounced. First showing will be at 4 p. m.,
followed by one at 7 and one at
8:40 p. m.
The setting of the picture is
historically accurate and ex
tremely picturesque, according to
Dr. Alexis. It concerns the Bour
gomaster who decides to play dead
in the Flemish town of Boom
when he learns that the soldiers
of the Spanish duke are to be
quartered in it.
'Elijah'
(Continued from Tare 2).
phony, Violin Concerto in E
minor, "Ruy Bias" Overture, the
symphony-canata "H y m n of
Praise," which was performed by
the Choral Union last year, and
many of his "Songs Without
Words."
Soloists for the Sunday per
formance, which will be directed
by Arthur Westbrook, include
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