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By
poorgo Miller
BY JIDGE MASON.
After haunting the door of the
'field house for two hours one
afternoon we finally succeeded in
hearing three harmonious voices
floating over the air from some
secluded shower. It was none
4ther than the Husker trio, Fred
die Lorenz, Rog Johnson and Salo
Miller exercising their limps for
their next appearance at
Spencer's.
This all might sound very con
fusing but anyway when we
heard this trio we decided to get
en the Husker fan bandwagon, so
we sneaked past the boss and
managed to climb into this column
for a dissertation on the Big Men
On Campus (literally speaking).
The rightful owner of this column,
George Miller, has just wandered
off to find another space, so this
is our chance!
There is a girl in this city of
whom the coed football fans
should be very Jealous. Her name
is Evelyn Bod field and we un
derstand that she's the favorite
cf the team. It seems that
Spencer's has been serving the
Huskers some steak dinners, free
f charge, for being such good
kids, and that this one Evelyn
Bodfield is their favorite waitress.
Rumor has it that these three
' singin' romeos, Lorenz, Johnson
and Miller, inc., executed a
mooth serenade there Monday
night and we doubt if they were
singing to the team.
The guys have a big complaint,
though E v e 1 y n is engaged!
(What do you say we get mar
ried off, huh??)
Speaking of girl troubles, we
found Tommy Noble, student
"manager, sitting on a bench
mumbling to himself about the
awful time he has keeping track
of the team on trips, thanks to the
fern fatales. "Every time they see
a girl, they're off!" complained
Tommy, casting a dirty look. Fol
lowing up this look we found
Truk Williams at the other end
of it and we proceeded to drag
the story out of his team mates:
On the way to the last-of-town
game some irresistable force
(cherchez la femme) caused Truk
to jump off the train as it slowed
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trotted lazily along the platform,
grinning to himself and having
a great time, expecting to re
board the train a few cars back.
Lady Luck, however, played a
mean trick on him and he found
all the train doors looked except
the one he had left, and the train
was gaining speed. Team mem
bers say they have never before
seen Truk move so energetically
as he raced the train to get up
to his car and jump back on. They
offered to enter him in the next
track meet but he didn't think
that was so funny.
One of those rare types of foot
ball players that you often hear
about but seldom see is Buck
"hi-ya-fella!" Buchanan. We un
derstand he actually keeps news
paper clippings (there's our boy!)
and instead of etchings on the
ceiling he has pictures of himself
mounted on wood on his dresser
to lure the unsuspecting coed.
Heard that he usually manages
to lead the team a merry chase
on the gridiron?
Prize remark:
Rex Hoy: Where d'ya live
Mack?
Mack "the-guy-who-didn't-get-
his-black -eye-playing football"
Robinson: Norfolk!
R. H.: Where's that?
Mack: You don't know Nor-
I M Football Season Ends;
Fijis First, Betas Second
Bringing the 1945 intramural
football season to a close, Beta
Theta Ii slipped by Sigma Epsi
Ion, 7 to 0, Monday night to gain
undisputed possession of second
place behind the all-victorious
Phi Gamma Delta outfit.
The win gave the Betas an 8-1
record and a half game advantage
over third place Phi Delta Thcln.
The fight for fourth place endfd
in a tie between Sigma Alpha
folk? Why Norfolk's a suburb of
the Lamp Room!
(Any similarity to actual names
and remarks is purely coinciden
tal). Prize conversation:
Place: An Indiana Drug Store.
Time: October 13.
Characters: A group of Husk
ers and Indiana coeds.
After casual conversation had
passed around the group for
awhile, Bob Korte took his leave
and the following remark issued
from a luiet, soft-spoken young
girl: "That is positively the most
beautiful hunk of man I've ever
seen!"
Incidentally, everyone on the
team is waiting to see Hunk
Korte's wife. Or maybe he talks
too much! Or maybe he's look
ing for her too. Most any Wed
nesday night you can see him out
in front of the Union, looking for
some girl to go to a show with
him. Found one yet Hunk, I
mean Bob?
Funniest thing we've ever
heard:
"Clete Fischer hasn't had time
for any love life."
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A total of 87 games were played,
with 342 men competing on 23
campus teams. Spectator interest
ran high throughout the season as
the fight for top places brought
spirited and hard-fought battles.
Final standings:
the year will be held tonight at
7:30 in the Union ballroom. Col.
C. J. Frnnkforter will spcuk on
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