THE NEBRASKAN Friday, March 23, 1945 Jul Tkbha&luuv titer ... Maoaflnr Xawa Kiit rOBTT-TOUKTB TSA EDITORIAL fiTArr Harall W. Ailmti UUn LeM Jean GUtfelty, Betty Laa Ba.too r Janet Mhi. Phyllis leafardaa, Mary Alio uwMt, aalrnr jcoKina. Sparta Ed It a Chick f?lrton Saeietr loiter Batty Kin BUSINESS STAFF Baalaeat Manager ,, ,, Mlldrea' Enrstrom Aaaiatant Baatneaa Manaicr. ...Larraiaa Abraauaa. Shirler Stoaea Circalatlan Manarer Janet Hutchinaaa A New Leaf? University coeds Wednesday elected new AWS officers and Board members to administer women s government on the campus for the coming year. With the election of a new AWS administration, coeds on the campus are naturally asking certain questions: Just what policies will these new officers and Board members follow? Will they continue the present policies of the AWS, policies which have made that organization a common tar get of censure and criticism by women students? Or will they adopt new policies more in accord witn tne principles of democratic government? In short, will they or will they not at long last give UN coeds true self-government? Time alone can answer these questions. Undoubtedly the new AWS administration itself does not yet know with any degree of defmiteness what its policies will be. But as it formulates its policies, as it determines what type of gov ernment it will give women students during the coming year, the new administration might well take into serious consideration some of the often-heard criticisms of the AWS, criticisms voiced by coeds every day. Chief among coeds' complaints are these: That the AWS administration is all too often merely LETTERIP a tool of higher authorities, that its yields too often to pressure brought to bear from above. "That manu AWQ rorvnlatirmc ara cnnerfliiniic nr en tangle coeds in needless "red tape. (The necessity of ob- campus personality Donaldine, Dear Students: We of the AWGWAN staff have patiently suffered while the members of that ais reputable ex-daily, the Nebraskan, have slanrtprprt ns issufl after issue. TheV aC- cused us of crowding them out of their of fice, while the truth is. as everyone knows, that the office reallv belones to tne AWGWAN. The Nebraskan has said that we of the AWGWAN have stolen rulers and writers. They said that we were asleep when an original AWGANER returned. All of this we bore with our long-suffer inc tranauilitv. But at last the time has come for us to speak. The Nebraskan has tned to force us out of our office by iiooa ing the place. This is the last straw! All we can do now is to reveal the awiui trutn about the Nebraskan. They have been guilty of a dreadful act of deceit It pains us to reveal this to the unsus pecting students of the University of Ne braska, but There is no such person as Les Glotfelty. Such a person does not exist. True, the Nebraskan staff did snatch a passing gypsy to assume that name, to stride about the campus and to just ac- casionally attend classes, but the existence of a real Les Glotfelty is pure fiction. You ask who writes the infamous column at tributed to this person? The answer is, as you probably have suspected, that it is written by none other than that infamous vealed in its true light, we trust that the intelligent students of this campus will stop reading that meaningless type-setting ex ercise and confine their literary pursuits to that superb, incomparable humor magazine, The AWGWAN. BILL MILLER. taining signed "special permission" cards for late hours is one often-cited example.) That there should be some division of powers in the administration of the AWS, that a single board should not exercise legislative, administrative and judicial pow ers over all women students. That the AWS does not fulfill its stated purpose: to represent the will of a majority of women students on the campus. That the coeds themselves do not have sufficient voice in the actions and policies o fthe AWS. With these criticisms to guide them, members of the news AWS administration have the opportunity to give women students truly democratic self-government. How well they use that opportunity remains to be seen. Now that the Nebraskan has been re- TO THE STUDENTS: Is the war over? Has the miniature Peace Conference settled everything? Are we completely free from all war-time obliga tions? From the spirit of UN coeds the above seems true! The organized houses took a weekly count of the war-work hours. All coeds eagerly delved into such work as surgical dressings, tin-can squashing, and Nebraskans for service-men. But, recently all of this has been dropped. UN has turned traitor! Not one of the many volunteers has squashed a single tin-can in the Union kitchen during the past three weeks. Of the forty-five who are supposedly 'Rag-Tag " workers, four appeared Tuesday night. War Stamp sales have steadily fallen, until, at present our sales are equsl to those of any city grade school. Coeds, WE ARE STILL AT WAR, even in Nebraska where it is spring; where we have a new crop of convertibles; where we have a few returned boys! AH houses are again checking on war work hours. Redemption is easy: Buy War Stamps! Squash tin cans! Report to com plete the unfinished mailing of the service man's paper this coming Tuesday night! There are many ways of getting that weekly three hours. Marilyn Adler. March Alumnus Issue Features Peace Meeting The March issue of the Ne braska Alumnus came out this week featuring the Experimental Peace Conference, with a picture of Mrs. Ruth Bryan Owen Rohde, university alumna and guest speaker at the first plenary ses sion, and Barbara Stahl, vice chairman of the planning com mittee. A complete program of the ex perimental conference will go to alumni through the magazine, with pictures of Vice-chairman Gerry McKinsey, shots of the first plenary sessions, Mrs. Ruth Bryan Owen Rohde and Herbert Brow nell, jr., chairman of the national republican committee and speaker at the second plenary session. Article on Mexico. Furthering the good neighbor policy, an article entitled "Mex Pub Board Meets Today To Select Awgwan Staff All students who filed for staff positions on the Awgwan will go before the Publications Board today at 4 p. m., as the Board did not meet Wednes day. The board meets in room 104 of University hall and will select the permanent staff of the humor magazine. ico and Her Industrial Develop ment," by Evert L. Stancliff, '13, senior economic analyst, depart ment of state, is included in the Alumnus. The article embodies Mexico's plans for a "program of sound economic development,' the effects of the war and the American-Mexican commission. The magazine also contains a list of alumni in service, a roll of honor for servicemen and a section devoted to news from for mer university students. Fraternity Dance Heads Weekend Union Activities With the fraternity spring ball Friday night as the leading event scheduled at the Union this week end, other activities will be the free orchestra dance Saturday night, matinee dance this after noon and the varety hour. Two hours of dancing to the juke box from 4 to 6 this after noon in the ballroom will take the spring fever from coeds and men who attend the free dance, Phillips Plays Saturday night's free orchestra dance with Jimmy Phillips lead ing his band from 9 to 12 in the ballroom will end Union dancing for the week-end. Teaming up with Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire Sunday after noon at 3 in the ballroom will be Lorraine Woita and Cecil Smith Playing the accordian and piano, Miss Woita and Smith will enter tain, while Astaire and Rogers appear in the show "Carefree." In addition, a cartoon will be shown. "Carefree is a parody on the an cient theme of Miles Standish, Priscilla Mullen, and John Alden. With Peg Shelley at the piano in the lounge from 5 to 6 Sunday afternoon, students can enjoy the coffee and doughnut hour given by the Union. MATINEE DANCES 5 to 6, WED., MAR. 21 4 to 6, FRI., MAR. 23 and Sat., Mar. 24 Jimmie Phillips' Band Ploying 9 to 12 UNION BALLROOM Admission: Your Ident. 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