msrj&rf 3 EL Ell 'DAILY NEBRASKAN We regret to inform that yes terday's moron joke was cut, of necessity, maybe this one will get past the censor. Did you hear about Bill McBnde who took milk to the show with him he heard they were going to have serial. The late flash on pinnings, which appeared in yesterday's paper, concerning Dorothea Duxbury and Steven Dafoe didn't go over very well with the Pi Phis and Phi Delts; it seems they were pinned about six months ago. What we meant to say was that they passed candy and cigars Monday but when one gets so far in writing this column they reach the point where they don't know what they are saying. All our apologies. Betas Disappear. There will be a mass migration of the Betas to Omaha next week end but a few have been tempted to stay in Lincoln Friday night to attend the Theta Black Kat Kabaret. Among those Beta, Theta combinations listening to Johnny Cox will be Peggy Miles and Johnny Edwards, Harold Salzbury and Shirts Wright and Paul Din nis and Jean Rogers (two points for Paul how about that Jack?) Overheard in the Union. "Why didn't we join the Lin colnettes? I saw one cute cadet the other day." "I wish the Brownies in these cribs were fresh or else they would serve hack saws with them." "I guess we'll have to start dat ing cadets now since all the uni versity boys are spending their week ends out of town. I wonder what the attraction is or is it un attraetion?" Bill Munson just informed us that he has a date with Gertrude Pumphandle Rho Dammit Rho, which reminds us that the Phi Gams are going enmasse to Kan sas City next week end to see the Damma Phi Datems. , Congratulations to the new leads in the next university play; Dottie James and Bob Black. Woman Hater Gone Haywire. Word comes that Dave Marvin, confirmed woman hater, changed Mother Earth Quakes 650 Times Yearly BERKELEY, Calif. (ACP) Earthquakes are an every-day af fair to Perry Byerly, professor of seismology on the Berkeley campus of the University of Call fornia. Records of the nine seismo graphs on the campus and others in the six out-stations snow a yearly average of 650 shocks from all over the world. The university seismographic stations on tne uerKeiey campus and on Mount Hamilton are the oldest in the western hemisphere and among the oldest in the world. They were set up in 1887 at the instigation of an astronomer, E. S. Holdcn, former president of the university and airector or l.ick od servatory, and a geologist, Prof. Joseph LeConte. The Berkeley station is also the headquarters of the Seismological Society of America, and the so ciety's bulletin is published there under editorship of George D. Louderback, professor of geology at the university. Talk . . (Continued from Page 1.) plan of the next war chest cam paign. Because of world conditions war chest budgets are increased to meet the needs of war relief agen cies as well as the normal local community needs that always exist regardless of war. his policy on receiving his call for the army. Disillusioned hi3 anti-dance league he went dancing Friday night with Joan Thomas and had his picture taken Sunday with a dozen girls. Even anticipa tion changes them!! We hear that Pi Phi "Babe" Monick is next in line for a steady deal: Bob Rauner Farm House being the recipient. Speaking of steady deals Aipna mi rai uim gan is definitely a free woman. After a two month's seige in the hospital the Phi Gams and the coeds were glad to welcome Bill Long back to the campus. Wo lfav0 vou with an interest ing thought to occudv vour cran ial void; what was Bucky Meiers doing in Kearney last week ? I NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS ! The" Daily Ncbraskan offers a new rate card effective April 1, 1943 Classified Ads $.001 Results Guaranteed Single Page $.1013 Inch Double Page $.05012 to Inch No Other Ads Accepted . . This new policy has been adopted by the Daily Ncbras kan in order to make more 4 page papers possible. Advertis ers arc urged to take advantage of this offer. The Daily Nebraskan Annex April fool j Announces Engagement . ' SS.Sv . ... w '.V MM- . ' X f I s r Courtesy Lincoln Journal. Mr. and Mrs. Ray Osborn have announced the engagement of their daughter, Jean, to Lt. Albert Wallace Crites of Fort Lewis, Wash. Miss Osborn attended the university where she is a member of Kappa Alpha Theta. Lieutenant Crites is also a graduate of UN, where he was affiliated with Sigma Nu. No date has been set for the wedding. The engagement was announced at a tea given at the Univer sity club In Miss Oborn's honor by Sidney Ann Gardner. Bulletin YM-YW AIKANE. Aikane race minority group meets today at 7:30 p. m. in room 315 of the Union. A discussion, "What can we do this summer that is constructive in terms of the world situation ? will be held. WOMEN'S ROTO. Worn ROTO Bait wM mrot thin ftftenKM t S:M p. m. la nnrM ndfiim auditorium. The rdftvlatioa cmitame llfk klrU, wM blnaMt tni low hrrted nhofn will kt&ln k rranlrri. Any Klrln who re InUrfMd In Joining IIiIk itoo muy h Uie nxx-tin tlito flrrnoon. SPORTS BOARD. w HA mtorU bnH mrmhm will mrd today I:0t hi the WA A noe. CLUB HEADS. Nw WAA rnb hMuln will mrM at 4:!t today la the WAA office. It In tmortaat that all club INTRAMl'RAL REPRESENTATIVES. WAA latrtmaral rrnrmentativni wHI nwet la rni 11 Grant Memorial Friday at S:M. Each boako ahoald be irprr Heated. Namc Stuart Neiv President Of Palladians New officers of the PaTIadlan Literary Society were Installed Monday night at the regular busi ness meeting with. James Hugh Stuart succeeding Marjorle John ston as president Other officers include Betty Toothaker, vice president; Deans Dowell, recording secretary; Ma belle Osenbaugh, corresponding secretary; Marjorle May, social chairman; Mary McDermand, critic. Hold-over officers are Boh Veach, treasurer, and Joan Thomas, historian. - Friday night six pledges wertj initiated into active membership of Palladian. These were: Mildred Engstrom, Ralph Luebs, Joyce Harper, Mary Helen Alexis, Herb Norman, and Janet Hutchinson. Science (Continued from Page 1.) country contended Militzer when he discussed the new things to come in the clothing field. Con cerning wool, he said, "Wool can be reconstituted by chemical means and made better than be fore." In the question period that fol lowed the lecture. Professor Milit zer believed that both forced and free scientific research would be employed, since too much of either would not give the best results. Music School Holds Sludent Recitals Today in Temple The School of Music will hold a student recital this . afternoon at 4:30 in the Temple. There are 35 music students taking part in this week's recital. Co-eds studying interior design at the University of Texas have been asked by post officials from the Del Valle air base to design decorations for the officers' lounge at the base. 0MT S m im j jam It's a great- season for SPORTSWEAR This year more than ever fellows are wanting sportswear. They figure Uncle Sam may be buying their suits before long but he can't deny them the pleasure of a last fling in good looking sports togs. And Magee's are ready with a great array of plain and pattern sport jackets, lots of sport slacks, and plenty of new sport sh;1s. When you see them youll want 'eml SPORT COATS SPORT SLACKS $15 to ?2250 SPORT SHIRTS $750 to $950 $225 to $650