Friday, July 24, 1942
SUMMER RAG.
World Affairs Announces
Students' Essay Contest
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Offers $500 First Prize
Subject for an essay contest by
Vorld Affairs, prize for which is
$500, has been announced recently
as "Collaboration between the
United States and the British
Commonwealth of Nations for post
war world order."
Open to all undergraduate
college students, this essay con
v test has as its aims the follow
ing, presented in the announce
ment sent to Chansellor Boucher.
"The reconstruction of interna
tional order at the end of the
present war will be excessively
difficult," the rule sheet states.
"It will require the co-operation
of many nations. The close colla
boration of the English speaking
nations is essential.
Objectives Proclaimed.
"The United States and Great
Britain have proclaimed their
objectives in the Atlantic char
ter and in the lend-lease com
pact of Feb. 23, 1942. The
American people should be made
thoroughly aware of their world
4L wide responsibilities. This es
say contest should help to focus
attention on so vital a subject
and be productive of valuable
ideas and proposals."
Rules governing the contest are
as follows:
1. The contest is open to all
regularly registered undergrad
uates in properly accredited degree-granting
institutions in the
United States,
f 2. The subject of the essay shall
be "Collaboration Between the
United States and the British
Commonwealth of Nations for
Postwar World Order."
3. The essay must be an or
iginal contribution prepared for
this contest; no previously pub
lished article may be used.
4. The essay must be typed
double spaced on one side of white
paper, size SxlO1" inches with a
5. A bibliography of pertinent
material used in preparing the
eesay oust be appended. Foot-
. . 1 . I -a . , U .
cretion of the author.
Curtain Going Up at 8:00 P.M.
Saturday, July 25th
for Oscar Wilde's
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
with The University Summer Theatre
Romulo SoIdevilU Helen Kiesselbach
Oorre Blackstone Jank Marx
Martha Ann BenRtson
Student Union Ballroom
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6. The essay should contain not
more than 5,000 words.
7. The essay must be sub
.mitted to the editors of World af
fairs not later than Jan. 1, 1943
and should be accompanied by
a duly authenticated statement
that the student is properly reg
istered in the university.
8. Prominent judges will be se
lected by the editors of World Af
fairs and their decisions will be
final.
9. The winning essay will be
awarded a prize of five hundred
dollars.
Ueporler . . .
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"never steps out" said, "It could
be to break the monotony or may
be just trying to make the other
parly jealous."
Art Lincoln, big picture boy
from the Delt joint declared. "To
get a change of scenery." Charm
ing Martha Ann Bengston mur
mured after play rehearsal one
afternoon, "I don't know why they
would."
Lois Cowden really meditated
on this. "More interesting. See
what kind of raise they can get
out of the other member of the
pining. Or maybe it is just bore
dom." Joe Anderson joyfully said, "I
didn't know they started that un
til after they were married." Oh.
no, Joe. Hadn't you heard?
Annajean Ray "It's just plain
being fickle. But people who don't
take pins aie too fickle to even
take one so at least those who
take pins aren't quite as fickle as
those who don't take them..."
Oh, sure, sure... just as clear -isn't
it. "Besides, pins sure look
cute on sweaters."
The foregoing may be of aid to
settle the question but if not mav
we definitely settle it for you?
The answer lies in one of two
; t hints, human cussi-dness, or hu
! man wolfisnness. You may have
your choice. . . Personally. wc
think that the la --. Oh well, you
I know that patriotism is a great
I thing.
No Charge!
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r By Chris Petersen
Of Woes Ala Levy.
I have a very pessimistic friend,
Levy, who has a curious knack
for speaking in poetical arias. He
gave me the sorrows of one belad
en, yesterday.
Once upon a midnight eerie,
while I crammed 'till I was weary,
over a thick and boring textbook,
never cracked before while I sat
there, boning, boning, suddenly I
heard a moaning, as of someone
softly groaning close behind my
chamber door. "Tis the wind," I
muttered. "Moaning right outside
my chamber door- only this and
nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember, it
was ever since September I had
planned to study English, French
and Constitutional Law. And I
found out to my sorrow, that in
vain I tried to borrow notes from
classmates, for tomorrow I had
exams, three or four. Finals in
three courses, which I should have
studied long before. Was this jus
tice? I saw "Naw!"
And the silken, sad uncertain
rustling of my flannel bathrobe
chilled me- filled me with goose
pimples I had never felt before; so
to stop the heated straining of my
nerves I sat. and draining seven
I quarts of beer, I settled down to
craf and cram some more. To
learn of bank notes and commis
' sions and principles of Malthus'
j law things I never knew before.
Presently my breath grew
i stronger; hesitating then no long
er, "Sure.-' said I. or Madame, beat
j it. and by solitude restore. Can't
j you see I've got to study? Have a
heart and be a buddy, or my fu
i ture will be muddy- so keep mov
' ing I implore. Go and do your
I groaning elsewhere, not beside my
chamber door." Then forgetting
j etiquatte I swore.
But hte groaning came still
! louder, so I flung some talcum
' powder on my four days growing
i beard and slowly stumbling to
wards the door. "Nuts," I mut-
tered. seeing double, "if some
I drunk is seeking trouble I will
bust him like a bubble, with a left
hook to the jaw. Bue efore I un
teitake him 1 will guzzle one beer
more. Then I'll fling wide the
door.
My patience then far further
goaded, for in my house a bomb
exploded, blowing books and beer
and students headlong thru my
chamber door. As I lay there from
the environs came the scream of
a police siren and the clattering
nf old andierons clattering on as
they landed on the floor. Then I
learned what caused this uproar
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it was merely a gang war. Then
and then, my hair I tore.
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