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By De Doity Shoit.
June is the month of brides,
grooms, best men, honor maids,
flower gals, wedding gifts and the
start of summer school.
Sassassity in its collegiate a la
Daily Nebraskan form rears its
ugly head to pound forth news
copy of what's what in the Corn
husker category of society and
gore.
WEDDINGS, ETC.
Recently tied couples are Jean
Carnahan. Coo Omega, and Dick
Hiatt, Phi Delt; Mortar Board
(1942 model) Jean Christie, Al
pha Flee, and LeRoy Farmer,
U. S. army looey; Triple Delta
Mary Rokahr and Dick (not
Charles) Boyer, Delta Tau Delta;
Betts (Pep Queen) O'Shea, Kappa
Alpha Theta, and John (Jake)
Morrow, Scottsbluff Phi Psi;
Stately Nan Talbot, Delta Gee,
and Emmerson Ward, of the East;
Ruth (Pi Thee) Harvey and AGR
Floyd Hansmire; Bette Lou (Uni
versity Theatre) Rangeler and Air
Cadet John Blaine Johnson, Phi
Gam; and the most recent wed
ding Sunday that of Dorothy
Askey, Alpha Phi, and Delta Up
silon's Avery (the auctioneer)
Forke.
We know we've oversighted a
considerable quantity of other
middle-aislers, but we plan to
catch up with them later. The end
of the school year marks the tie
up and the breakup of several of
the campus romances that blos
somed so flourishingly (?) during
the year.
HURDLER HUDDLES
While Hurdling Champ Bill
Smutz is prepping for the na
tional collegiates, he takes time
off from seeing his Awful Tired
Out buddies to huddle with Jean
Ann Donley, she of the beautiful
Delta "Gams."
Harvey (The Hooker) Lauer Is
still in Lincoln and maybe that
accounts mainly for Kay Tunison,
Kappa, and her decision to remain
in Lincoln this summer, altho she
ays, "To go to school, really
Then there's that woosome-two-some
Jackson Clarke, Kappa
Swig, and Grade Leaders, blonde
rancher, who have tying-affection
intentions in the fall.
ADD BREAKUPS
Biggest breakup, but to the col
lege lad's delight, is that of
George Montgomery, western star
of the flickers, and He4y Lamarr,
glamour queen. Hey, how did that
get in here?
Jean Porter, of the Arrow hut,
and Phil Reed, of the Silo, have
diverted paths altho this is not
very new news. The telephone
number, guys, who like 'em short
and tiny is 2-75S4. Jean's at the
Tri-Delt house, fellas, not PhiL
It's always healthfully cool
at Lincoln's Leading
Theatre
Starts Today!
Red "I Dood It" Skelton
with Ann Sothern
ta
'Moisie Gets Her Man'
STUART
Voic Showing!
Jeanette MacDONALD
Nelson EDDY
to
"I Married An Angel'
LINCOLN
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"Kid Glove Killer"
with Van HEFUN
and Ilanha HURT
NEBRASKA
4 By Chris Petersen f
Me? I've been dead one year
this coming Tuesday. I was just
an ordinary sort of a chap who
made the ordinary sort of mistakes
when I was living. I died event
fully though after I drank a table
spoon of varnish remover once
every two hours for a twelve hour
stretch thinking all the time that
it was cough syrup. It killed the
cough, me, and two flies that
roosted on the spoon.
My wife mourned. You know
how it is her loss, my gain. The
only thing that bothered me about
my dying was that was going to
happen to my mortal remains.
Melissa, I knew, loved the fanciful
and unusual. All during my living
days I realized that meant Only
one thing If I died first she would
have me cremated. In one of my
more serious moments, I once said
to her, "Melissa, the only way you
will ever have me cremated is over
my dead body!" That's the way
she did it over my dead body.
After cremation, my ashes were
put in a silver urn. Melissa put the
urn on the piano. I would like to
be alive for a minute or two now.
Got a couple of words to say to
the chap who dashed off "Chop
sticks." My wife has suitors. They are
vieing for my place. She enter
tains them in the parlor. The piano
is in the parlor. I'm on the piano.
I see everything and hear every
thing but that's not my trouble.
The thing that burns me is to
have these chaps flick cigar, cig
arette, and pipe ashes into my urn
with me. Ash trays all over the
room but they still put ashes in
my urn.
Throckmorton smokes cigarettes.
He flicks ashes in my urn. Belliose
smokes a pipe. He dumps ashes in
my urn. Olson smokes cigars. He
doesn't want to ruin the rug so he
throws his ashes in my urn. Ashes,
ashes, ashes.
That's why I cry. Why do they
have to put more ashes in my urn ?
People that I live with in this
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