DAILY NEBRASKAN I (Pink. M I I tAU. (pst&AMn. I Grab your spectacles, sundry souls, cause another of flagrant yes and maybe stagnant, columns has clattered off the shake and shudder press to bring you the low down on the high spots a ride through the ribald rigamaro of the college of pleasure knowledge. Two moons have not shown since this pungent pen has scratch ed out the stories of the campus chillun's sins and memories that bless and burn. But the poohed out past lies embalmed behind us and there i s new business to be stricken from the docket. Life staggers on! An ardent protagonist of the love 'em and leave em type, Sig koo Demson rocked the boys over 16th street way, after the Alpha Sig shindig, by revealing that this old flittin around from one love to another has stopped. Reason for such action can be found in Gladys "Penny Hender son, a raven thatched lassie from Wilson Hall. So it's a steady deal . . . The adage "From little acorns mightly oak grows" finds stosk in the blind date deal Beta Justin Berger and Theta Jean Johnson got themselves messed up in for the Beta house party last Satti day Eve. Their mutual date state is now A plus. . . They'll Dance to T. Dorsey. Look for people like Kay Smith Alpha Xi and ATO Kent Harding plus another Alpha Xi. one Betty Klingle who is coupled with Jack Glacely of the Delta Sig domi cile, when you're dancing and prancing to the music of T. Dor sey at the Pike Friday eve. . . A chap labelled with the mon nicker of Willy Laurence whipped into town fiom Humboldt this week end to make Alpha Coo Carolyn indie see stars through the morbidness of the fog. . . Be fuddled Baibara Morehouse, of you know where and if you don't you'll hear some time, had more eggs in her nest than she could cover last Sattidav eve when her pin mate. Willy Koopman, from Iowa state blew in to throw a wrench in the machinery she had set up with Jerry Buechler for that eve. . . Where'! the Pin. And our notes are cluttered up with some messy writing about the mystery of the missing Sig .Alph pin in the Tri Delt house with aaid hunk of jewelry formerly be longing to cr.e babe by the name of Ray Lck and coming from a chap named Eurdette Wallace. Neither of the names are familiar but it must be so because it says ao here. . . Alpha Phi Lois Christie, to the imagined chagrin of her Alpha Sig flame. imports a mystery chap who calls himself Bill Hoberlson for the Dorsey dance. . . And if you missed it before, pick up the showing of "The Shadow of the Thin Man" at the Capitol picture house. . . Watch Phi P.si Eob Muliner make hay, sun or no sun. With a lassie called Helen Fuller. . . Ar.d Sig Ep Robin GeOwirk, who is linked with dor mite Esther Hay Calhoun, keeps chattering about marriage with hut brothers. 'From big oaks little acorns fall ". . . We're done now! World Famous Hostess Delivers Final Lecture ... Of Her Career in Lincoln Coeds' Clubs Hold National Meeting Here University t.f Nebraska Tassels will entertain members of wom en's pep clubs at a national con vention of Phi Sigma Chi here March 27, 2. The local organiza tien is a member of the national pep organization. The program wil begin Friday night when the entire group will attend "Androcles and the Lion." Saturday morning the delegates will enjoy an informal breakfast at the Union at 9 followed by meetings the rest of the morning. At noon they wiil have a luncheon juvd enjoy gajnes at the University dub. Groups sending representatives are "Feathers," Omaha; "Jay Janes," Kansas U; "Purple Pep ters," Kansa State; "Icnadette." Washburn college, Topeka; and Tassels." I By Pat Chamberlain. Uproariously ndo enthusiastical ly received by a full house at the Irving Junior High school audi torium, Elsa Maxwell, fabulous in timate and hostess of the world's famous figures and of taxicab drivers, delivered the last lecture of her' career last night under the auspices of the Lincoln Junior League. Upsetting her scheduled lecture topic Miss Maxwell asked the aud ience "Where is Your Sense of Humor", adding the spice of a completely impromptu "talk" as she prefers to call her lectures, to the natural charm and wit of her extraordinary personality. Defining humor as a sense of values, of balance, which adds up to the morale of a person, Miss Maxwell said that humor is the most important thing in the world, and the best "trick" anyone can cultivate. The art of laughing is really the only thing that separates man from animals." Laugh at Yourself. Miss Maxwell made a special point of learning to laugh at one self first, a lesson which she has had to learn the hard way, ever since her unusual birth in the op era box during the opera "Mignon." bhe has always disliked that opera ever since, in fact has never con sented to hear it. She attributes her entire code of living to her father who died when she was quite small leaving his only daughter no material leg acy, only three rules for living a full and happy life. These are: Never be afraid of what other peo ple think; never collect inanimate objects because they will end by collecting you; and finally, take the light seriously and serious lightly, and above all laugh at yourself. Enjoys Reception. Evidently enjoying the reception of the Lincoln audience, the lec turer concluded her talk with a question period and a game which she played with members of the audience. Learning that the Town Hall lectures series of the Junior League, were to raise money for their baby clinic, Miss Maxwell closed her lecture by giving a gen erous check for the fund. Chem Journal Prints Articles by UN Profs Prof. Cliff S. Hamilton, chair man of the chemistry department, and Dr. Norman H. Cromwell are represented by publications in the March issue of the Journal of the American Chemical Society. Fifty cadets are enrolled in the flying school at Louisiana State university. UN Art Gallery Talks to Last Thru Saturday Third week in a series of gal lery talks started Sunday with Louis Untermeyer's speech on "New American Arts" and will continue through Saturday morn ing. All the week's talks will be given in Morrill, second floor gal leries and are open to anyone who wishes to attend. Students and members of the Nebraska Art As sociation are admitted without charge. Single admission for others is 25 cents each. Groups of 15 or more are charged at the rate of 15 cents each. Today Miss Burry will speak at 4 p. iii. on "Portraits". Monday Miss Kady Faulkner talked on "Music Class", and tomorrow Mr. Sorby will make an address at 4 p. m. on "How to Look at Modern Paintings." At 2 p. m. Friday Prof. L. B. Smith will address the Lincoln Woman's Club, and Saturday at 11 a. m. Mr. Dwight Kirsch will dis cuss "How to Build a Picture." Chancellor C. S. Boucher Talks to LSU Crads Chancellor C. S. Boucher ad dressed the midwinter graduation of the Louisiana State University medical school in New Orleans Feb. 24. His subject was "Educa tion in the Emergency." Debate Squad Makes Trip To Wichita Participating in the Missouri Valley Forensic League's annual meeting this weekend, five mem bers of the university's debate squad, accompanied by Professor Leroy T. Laase, acting chairman of the speech department, will compete with representatives of nine other schools at Wichita, Kas. Included on the list of schools taking part in the meet in addition to Nebraska are the Universities of Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Wichita, and South Dakota, Louis iana State University and Kansas State College. William Rist, Art Rivin, Yale Gotsdiner, Robert Passer, and Frank Mattoon will represent Ne braska. The program will consist of six; rounds of debating and one round each of oratory and extemporan eous speaking; with each team meeting at least one team from each of the other schools repre sented. Gotsdiner and Passer will debate in the affirmative, while Rivin and Rist take part in the nega tive. Mattoon is the alternate for the trip and will take part in the debate and oratory, speaking on "Wake Up America!", an appeal directed against the obstruction ist policies of certain groups in America towards the carrying on of the war. 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