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BY CHRIS PETERSEN.
The proverbial potpourri of fate cooked up a wicked stew for
Nebraska football of the 1941 vintage yesterday when Major "Biff"
Jones opened his morning mail to find himself once again in the army.
With his orders tucked under his arm, the "Biffer" will board a
train Wednesday for the Army College in Washington, leaving behind
him a large question mark in the troubled minds of every grid-fan in
Husker land. The number one query on sports pages over the country
Is WHO will take over the coaching reins at a school noted for its
consistently good elevens.
Complete surprise.
Jones said the orders to report for active duty came as a complete
surprise to him. "I expected to be called .sometime, but I had not
planned on receiving my papers for at least a year," remarked the Ne
braska mentor of four years past.
The board of regents, through Chancellor Boucher will open appli-
cations for the coaching position. Until that time, when a successor
is chosen for the army's gift to football, Assistant Coach Roy "Link"
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Lyman will be in charge of spring practice.
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Girls
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By Dorothy Martin
Formal announcement has been
made that the gym department
has extended its curriculum to in
clude wrestling for woman. Pres
ent plans include Ruth Mathers
as referee for the bouts which
will begin next Friday with regu
lar gym classes.
Mary Rosborough has recently
added anotner name lo ner coi- the professional experience or
lection of gym acrobatic title. She Gordon, a former U. of Washing
is now conductress of a local choir, ton student, so that Nebraska
Jeanette Mickey was asked to
resign as WAA president. Reasons
for the requested resignation were
stated to be as follows:
1. Lack of interest in WAA
and sports.
2. Frivolous conduct on the
campus which is not fitting to
position which she held.
3. Inability to cooperate with
university authorities.
Miss Montgomery has announced
her intentions of ceasing work on
her masters degree. It is
spring picnics or a coach.
either
Sloan-
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moreover predict that the action
by the FBI agents comes too late,
and that nothing will now be able
to prevent the submersion of our
civilization in a bloody halocast of
International war this spring. The
confessions of Grant Reed, asso
ciate to Sloan in the cause re
veals, that Sloan has already
tipped Hitlef off on the success
of his tactics against the Greeks
a year ago, and has had much to
do with Der Fuehrers Greek bel
ligerency of the past few weeks.
Reed was helping the cause, it was
rumored, by instigating a split in
the pro-Greek factions.
Plot smells in Washington.
FBI investigators announced
that the University of Nebraska
has more subversive activity
among its students than any other
of the Institutions studied. Infor
mation on the conditions here
came to their attention they de
clared because of the peculiar
odor from our mall observed by
them in their offices in Washing
ton. University of Minnesota has
l,7.r6 teachers on its academic
staff and 1,317 employes in the
various divisions of its non-academic
staff.
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Yanks lose
Joe Gordon
to UN nine
Jones said that he plans to fol
"I am somewhat encouraged" low the two team system next
was the reaction of Coach Wilbur year and that he has some new
Knight to the announcement of
Joe Gordon, New York Yankee
second baseman, that he had been
waived by his club and planned to
enroll at Nebraska.
Tempus fugits.
Through underhanded subsidiza
tion, consisting of an annual sal
ary of 520,000 per annum, the uni
vprsitv nrmiirpH th Yank nlaver.
Big Six officials agreed to ignore
would have someone on their team
from out of the state.
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Daily tennis
critic reveals
diary content
By Duke Schatz.
Nebraska's tennis chances have
been greatly bolstered by the an-
nouncement that Joe Hunt, Naval
academy, and ranked around num-
. . . . , . .
ber S1x in the amatur field, has
quit the navy due to boredom and
will attend Nebraska university
for the remnants of this semester.
Oklahoma, here we come... Coach
rfa"S
McBride in a bloody and
match downed Hemsworth
Ankeny in a doubles match. Mc
Bride could
find no net man to
m an uirkwl g hi
play with him, so wicked are his
services. It was a close match, but
McBride finally outpointed his op
ponents, 11-9, 8-10, 15-13. (Mc
Bride was later reported resting
easily at General hospital.)
Let's go on a picnic!
John Huston threatened to leave
school Friday unless he was de-
clared eligible, so his ban was
lifted. After a four hour confer- their 1941 season under the spon
ence headed by a doubles team we sorship of Jerry Adam.
all have heard of, Thompson, and
Boucher, Huston realizing his ad
vantage whate with such a dire
threat, gained his point. . .Okla
homa has agreed to use a three
man team against the Huskers,
and so make the Nebraska boy's
chances of winning at least fifty
fifty. Their water boy, it was an
nounced, will play number three
position.
The villain dies.
Paul Krasne, promising candi-
date, because of his ability as a
huge and savage ping-ponger has
been granted the right to use a
ping-pong paddle on the courts,
Paul is also working on a few of
his pong famous frat brothers to
try out for the team... That Fair
bury flash, Bob Krause, checked
out his equipment Saturday and is
already a contender for the num
ber one spot... When asked their
opinions in a tennis interview re
cently, most every one had to nay,
"it's quite a racket" we didn't
go any further.
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Fectballer ...
'Biff shakes
team well
before using
By Bill Palmer.
In a drastic shift of players dur
ins a 17 hour scrimmaere Mon-
day Coach "Biff Jones changed
the position of every man on the
S(ad;
Bob McNutt, 250 pound first
8tring tackle( was shifted to left
halfback where his open field run
ning and speed can best be dis
played. Vike Francis requested and was
granted the right to play center
because the Count said, "I feel
that I'm in the limelight too much
when I play as fullback and the
publicity attached does not agree
with my modest and retiring na
ture." 46-50 or fight.
candidates including Gen Harmon,
Ann Thomas and Flossie Perkins.
With these players the team will
have the best lines seen on the
Cornhusker turf in man years.
Injuries in the Monday scrim
mage were numerous due to the
fact that the student managers
had left all the university athletic
equipment in a local pawn shop.
Besides the equipment the man
agers took 23 cents and Francis'
faIse teeth.
A stitch in time!
Because he is aided by a cast
on his broken right hand, Jack
Hazen, end candiate, was trans
ferred to the backfield to star as
a right-handed passer.
Present for the drill was Eddie
Schwartskopf, stellar guard who
is with the National Guard at Fort
Robinson, Ark. Ed sneaked out of
camp for practice and said that he
would leave the fort a.w.o.l every
day so that he might compete
with the Cornhuskers.
Casualties and injuries in the
scrimmage included: Major Jones,
seven ribs and a little toenail;
Charlie Chaplin, a nazi moustache;
Wayne Blue, his color; Clarence
Herndon, a dislocation and double
fracture of the hzexhoptencso-
what; and 911 other players too
mention.
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John Pesek, Nebraska's pereniel
heavyweight wrestling champion,
has been named to the Corn-
husker coaching staff, the board
of regents announced Monday
night.
The Tigerman will take over
head duties of the grappling team
as soon as the wrestlers complete
Remember the Alamo.
The wrestlers are now defend
ing their national title at Lehigh,
Pa. The meet is over for the col
legiate title, but the grapplcrs are
still defending themselves.
That is, the grapplers have their
collective shoulders to the mat
and are taking on all comers. Herb
"The Blimp" Jackman, the 250
pound blood-sw eating behemoth,
is a sure bet for national honors.
George Secman, 1940 Husker
heavyweight, graduated and Jack-
man is triumphantly on his way
to defend the former footballer's
crown.
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Track team tyros trek
tediously to Timbucktoo
Somewhere on the plains of
northern Africa is the ultimate
goal of Coach Ed Weir and his
Nebraska cindermen as they go
on their westward trek in April.
Present plans for the entourage
call for a chartered train, bus,
liner, China clipper, row boat and
pogo stick to carry 711 Scarlet
and Milk trackmen, the varsity
band, thousands of loyal students
and alumni, and my Aunt Emma
on the trip.
Who does your laundry?
The Weirymen will compete
with track teams from Bruning
Contained herein is an open
letter on a closed subject
Dear Public
(Both of you)
By the grace of God and a
longhandled spoon, your exsports
editor has finally regained his
eligibility level.
During the past few weeks,
yours truly has been diligently and
enthusiastically catching up on his
studies to regain the favor of the
eligibility high moguls.
Pain-staking studying and deep
research work, that nearly planted
one J. Evinger in the ranks of the
Phi Beta Kappas, brought about
this reversal of form and planted
once again yours truly on thij
hyar page.
Those late nights were the fir
ing of the old scholastic spirit.
The midnight oil was burned over
time. It was eat, sleep, and think
studies all the time. No more
horse-play or time-outs for a mo
mentary "coke." It was all busi
ness and no play. This "Jack" is
now a dull boy (as the old saying
goes) but once again we are in
the good graces of the eligibility
censors.
It was an uphill battle all the
way. The first test was really
rough. But from then on the work
became easier. The more study,
the easier the work became.
Gone are those cruises around
the campus (and the library). It's
study, study, study and more edit
ing the sports page again.
Ah, what a feeling to be elegible
again. Nothing like this studying
dear reader (s). It's the life. More
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HEP CATS WILL LIE
but even an ICKY
will know that
BOB STRONG'S
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if he will listen to
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THE "N" CLUB
is sponsoring the annuol
"N" CLUB JAMBOREE
Featuring BOB STRONG and
His Orchestra
Friday, April 4 Coliseum
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high school; the University of
Utah; the Reno SFUWWATTW
WFD, the Society for Unhappy
Wives Whiling Away the Time
While Waiting For Decrees; the
University of California; the
Honolulu Home for Unmarried
Mothers; and a special race across
the African desert with the flee
ing Italian army.
Weir seemed confident of suc
cess in all the meets despite the
fact that Gene Littler broke his
legs yesterday and Dean T. J.
Thompson declared the whole team
ineligible.
of us ought to try it. Well, move
over ol Christy Petersen, we're
moving back in again.
Yours truly,
Jim Evinger.
EJ note: If yon believe thlH, you too
ahonJd be cboUttea)ly Ineligible I
All
in
fun!
All of the articles on this
page are untruthful, wicked
lies, and stretchings of the
truth. Anything for a laugh,
even if it comes to tickling our
selves to death.
Talk-
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ordained in the Presbyterian min
istry in 1917 and joined the faculty
of the Presbyterian Theological
seminary in 1920. He is a mem
ber of Phi Beta Kappa, and Tau
Kappa Alpha, and has contributed
to a number of journals including
Religious Education, Christian
Century, Journal of Religion, and
Religion In Life.
Dr. Charles F. Wishart, presi
dent of the College of Wooster at
Wooster, O., will give the bacca
laureate sermon at the university
on June 8.
An intercontinental highway
linking the U. S. with southern
most South America is advocated
by a University of Texas engineer,
who claims the U. S.-Panama leg
can be built for 138,000,000.
it
tonight at 9:30
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