DAILY NEBRASKA!
Sunday, September 29, 1940
300 attend annual homecoming dinner
7y Jioh Aldrirhmmmm'
When we heard about the uni
versity's new ruling outlawing
nepotism at Nebraska we rushed
right over to interview Prof.
Lucius Lorelei Bodd. A. B. X. Y.
Oh, Boy. Prof. Bopp is renowned
for his invention of the self-tx-ploding
automobile time bomb for
Bilencing back seat drivers.
"This new rule against nepotism
has me down in the dumps," Prof.
Bopp snapped peevishly. "Why,
nepotism h;is made this university
what it is one big happy family.
If it hadn't hoen for my uncle and
eight cousins I d never have
muscled in."
"I've given the best years of my
latives' lives to this university,"
trot, nopp ragea, ana wnat oo 1
get? The cool collar-bone."
"Look at Hollywood. There
they've raised nepotism to a fine
art. Why, Sam Goldwyn can't say
a harsh word to his office boy. It
might be his wife's nephew."
And. leaving Lucius tearing
three telephone books, we moved
Co to bigger things. . . ,
They tell us this really happened
more than once.
Senior: "Who teaches that
course you're taking?
Freshman (looking at his class
schedule): "Staff. Is he good?"
Yearbook, here's a challenge
Cornhusker Staff,
Stud. Un. Bldg.
Neighbors:
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ment similar to buying a can of crushed pineapple and then fitting
.l. rin hrihv east forth this challenge to you
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callina for vour staff to meet our staff in 60 minutes of gruelling
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of nuirw w re-alize that for vour team, absence or tne ooay
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we are realizing of course we realize that if you don't show up for
this game we win nae to uenevc umi uyij
which states that your men are so yenow mat your moon irn
fusion would have to come from a grapefruit. ,
Th. nsm thall h nlaved on the new athletic field at 2 o'clock
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narfiai hiarf hribH. and a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
rnp foam ha started to Dractice already. Workouts have been
conducted during the past week in one of the bigger closets in the
Union, under the supervision of "Biff" Jones, who spends his spare
time coaching another more insignificant team. Jones, in an ex-
mi.rui.u, ct3tH that his "biff" trust is bound to come thru
and win by an unlarge margin. I think that it is perfectly safe to
say that "Weir out to win."
nf rnnrse the Dlace of battle will be the new athletic fields north
II furnish vour own ambulance
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for the DAILY cannot be responsible for the arms and legs which
surely will be left on the field of battle.
n,, rnnth i the strength of two full teams because our
hearts are pure! And besides there's red blood in our veins!
Can the Cornhusker say as much? And mean it?
. The DAILY Staff
By Chris Peterson
Dean Helen Hosp tells facility
of south American situation
Dean Nels Benston give report on Junior Division;
Boucher recalls generosity of the late Don Love
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Journal und Stitr.
No doubt we've been reading too
much of Esquire lately but the fol
lowing thrilling tale, of Life in the
Ozarks or Horace the Hapless
Hillbilly escaped us before we
could stop it:
Old Jed lay in the sun and tried
to open his eyes. It was hard
work but at last he got one lid up,
then another. But the effort was
too much. Old Jed felt himself
y&rowing weaker.
' "I'm done foah," he sighed and
fell back, exhausted.
' "You'ns ought to know better
than to try open in' yore eyes be
foah foah o'clock," Jed's wife said.
"Who's thct a-comin' up the
path? If it's another one-of them
radio comedians lookin' for hill
billy jokes, hand me my squirrel
rifle."
"Pardon me, sir," a blight
young man greeted Jed. "I'm
from the Gallup poll. Would you
mind telling me if you're tfolng to
ote for Koosevelt or Wilikier
Jed thought a while. "Roose
velt," he said. Then he sat up,
scratched, yawned, spat, and
reached for his jug.
"Yes. sir." he said. "Any man
that can heat them Spaniards at
San Juan Hill is good enough for
me!"
Now that this newspaper i?
functioning with something like
regularity new reporters aie t'i' -.ing
over the job of sc4Kpir,g 1i
campus. Nalarally they will xi
faced with the problem of p'.t:;ig
in to see people who don't v.nt to
be .seen.
As a vet '.-ran of a while yeai's
ad experience we've found the
best phrases to use are:
"Tell hiin his ci:r it, parked next
to a fire plug rind Pi-rgeant Rrgler
Is heading thi:i way."
"Tell him I have his check from
the head office."
"Listen, mv old man's got in-
uence! sk him how he'd like to
go back to dishing hash and,
what's worse - eating it!''
"Oh, so he won't talk, eh? Well,
suppose I use my imagination!"
Of course, you'll probably be
thrown out on your ear. But that's
how we got our start!
Pictures of away
games to be shown
in Union ballroom
Motion pictures of all out-of-town
Nebraska football games
will be shown to students each
Wednesday after the game at 7:30
p. ni. in the Union ballroom. The
Minnesota showing is ncheduled
for Oil. 9, Kansas U. for Oct. 23,
Oklahoma for Nov. 6, and the
Pittsburgh game after Thanksgiv
ing vacation on Nov. 27.
Darlington explains elementary
correspondence study m article
ITniversitv extension division offers correspondence
courses in beginning, high school, and college levels
Llncotn Journal nd War.
C. S. BOUCHER.
Talks of Don L. Love.
Meredith W. Darlington, direc
tor of the elementary course of
the extension department at the
university, is the author, of a
booklet, "Elementary Correspon-
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Hoctnr. With the doctor a schedule
for study periods is prepared for
i he. mini . vvnen a course is com-
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pleted the pupil's grades are sent
to the local school where he or she
receives credit for a years work.
The cost for a course, which is
comparable to a year in school, is
$75. If the parents are unable to
pay for the course the local school
Histrict is pneoiiraced to do SO.
but they are not obligated in any
wav '
Material is now ready to be dis
tributed for grades three to eight.
By the first of January the sup
plies for the first and second
grades wil be ready.
The University of Nebraska is
the only state university which
offers correspondence . for the
three levels of education, elemen
tary, high school and college.
Architectural
design featured
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Lincoln Sunday Journal and Star.
M. S. GINSBURG.
Speaks at dinner.
Wildlife society
meets in Urhana
at student exhibit
Members of the Midwest Wild
fnnfVrence will hold their
Nels A. Bengt-
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sun ul tuc jun
ior division, Dr.
Michael Gins-
burg of the
classics depart
ment, and Miss
Helen Hosp,
dean of women.
Dean Hosp
addressed the
faculty on the
South Ameri
can situation in
regard to for
eign influence.
"There are many uermans anu
Italians there, but there also are
many persons of all nationalities,'
said Miss Hosp, aauing mat mcic
is nothing new or sudden about
the situation, however, since these
people have been immigrating
there for many years. .
In Dean Nels A. tsengison s au
dress he reported 1,498 applica
tions for admission to the Junior
Division were on file before fresh
man week this fall. Only 2il stu
dents failed to appear tor the first
classification test on Sept. 12.
while 231 took the test who had
not presented credentials previously.
Reports on progress.
After outlining: the steps taken
in setting up the Junior Division
and reporting on the program to
date, Dean Bengtson warned his
colleagues that "the real goal nas
nnt vet been reached. We must
continue to develop the Division
as a 'vestibule' college out ui
which all entering students may
be carefully guided into programs
of study in wmcn tney are ootu
interested and qualified for suc
cess." Dr. Ginsburg described
some findings from his research
work during the past year study
ing the policy of ancient Rome in
its efforts to improve tne twiui
tion of the poor. He has recently
returned from an absence on leave
working in New York and Cam
bridge, Mass., ' under a Guggen
heim fellowship.
Humanity born In Rome.
"The idea of humanity was born
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in Rome in tne oays oi
r,i,r,ii ami it never died in the
subsequent centuries," stated Dr.
Ginsburg.
Chancellor Boucher recaneu uic
Lincoln Sunday Journal and War.
M. DARLINGTON.
Explains extension work.
dence Study." The booklet was
published and distributed this year
by the National Kducation Asso
ciation of WashitiEton. D. C. Dar
lington's leaflet tells the advant
apes of supervised correspondence
study for home-bound children.
At present there is no law in
Nebraska or half the other states
which makes provision for the ed
ucation of crippled, isolated or
otherwise homebound children, the
article explains, utating that this
year for the fir:t time the exten
sion division of the university is
offering correspondence courses in
elementary, high school and col
lege levels. For ten years it hai
been possible for children or nign
school age to receive their educa
tion thru the mail and this year
vounger children may receive in
struction for the first eight
grades.
There are between 600 and 1,000
homebound children in Nebraska,
Darlington declares, which Mr.
Beggs of the extension depart
ment plans to notify thru a pub
licity drive of their opportunity
for an education. The parents are
to write to Darlington and explain
the child's condition and his or her
present school standing. Each pu
pil to be enrolled must have the
consent of the local school and if
the child is Dhvsically handicapped
t he must have the consent of the
me voiueiriiic "in - .
sixth annual national convention, generosity of the late Don Love to
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The Food Is Excellent
Featuied in the student exhibit
in the Temple basement is a proj
ect in architectural design spon
sored by the Structural Clay
Products association. This project,
taken up by the advanced stu
dents in classes of design, en
tailed comnrminp' a modern Park
Pavilion Thp Viput 1pctip-n in .tn Vw
useo by u.e association lor adver
tising purposes. All efforts are
gathered together by the: architec
ture department for complete dis
play. Interesting also is the work
done by the young designers in
archeological restoration. Given
documentary evidence and using
neir knowledge of compostion,
students have drawn colorful plans
ior Egyptian tomDs, xnignt s nans,
ana oiner arcniieciurai structures.
Work in the exhibit ranges from
the simplest form of composition
in line ana coior to.tne most com
plex. Of the later type is David
Leavitt's design for a hall of as
tronomy which received first hon
ors in a judging conducted by the
Beaux Arts in iew jorn.
iehusch chosen
head of Palladian
Vernon Wiebusch, senior from
Broken Bow will head the Palla
dian literary society for this se
mester. The society is composed
of unaffiliated students and offers
fellowship and recreation to its
members.
Other officers include Helen
Elizabeth Claybaugh, vice presi
dent;' Bob Simmons, Jr., critic;
Harold Alexis, program secretary;
and Jim Harrison, recording sec
retary. Marjorie Hush, correspond
ing secretary; Malcolm Hayes,
bearer; Marguerite Harvey, re
porter; and historian, Marjorie
Johnston.
Nov. 14, 15, and 16 at Urbana,
Til the nlare of the origin of Vie
conference Highlight of the meet
ing will be the dedication of the
npw five storv natural resources
building and two new field labora
tories. The buildings cost jsuu.ow.
the university and declared the
enfta were for the most part due
to long friendship between Mr.
Love and Chancellor Emeritus
E. A. Burnett, who sat at the
speakers' table and accepted th
gratitude of this faculty.
Pledges sport variety of
ribbons in gay colors
'The avenue of acquaintance to
a beautiful woman is one paved
with ribbon and lace." So wrote
Shakespeare, "Bugs" Baer, or
somebody. And so it is. that by
their pledge ribbons ye shall know
them -this year's "300," the so
rority frosh.
If the panier of personality in
the far booth wears a fold of
black and gold ribbons, it's a cer
tainty that she is a member of
Kappa Alpha Theta. The Alpha
Chi Omegas, on the oiner nana,
wear the Christmas colors of red
and green.
When you meet Kappa ivappa
Gamma's, you'll know them by
their light blue and dark blue rib
bons. A Delta Gamma girl finds
that she is known everywhere by
her blue witn Dronze ami pinK no
bon. A call to Pi Beta Phi brings
a voice belonging to a wine and
blue ribbon to the phone. Alpha
Xi Delta pledges stand apart with
their gold and double blue ribbons'
while their neighbors, Delta Delta
Delta pledges are known over the
campus by their single blue plua
gold ribbon.
With colors to match their
house a. Chi Omega will be wear
ing a ribbon of cardinal. and straw.
Among the unusual color combi
nations, those which are not hard
to miss, are the mode and brown
of Gamma Phi Beta and the lav
endar and maroon of Sigma Kap
pa. A rose was the inspiration for
Alpha Omicron Pi when they
chose Jacminot red.
And the score of Alpha Pht
pledges are proudly wearing their
silver and bordeaux. At the Kappa
Delta house, the color scheme is
oroAn and white while UD the
block are the Phi Mu pledges with,
their rose and white ribbons.
Frank Taylor, captain of the
Vermont University grid squad,
had to skip practice the other day
because he had a aate to get mar
ried. '
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