Monday, April 1, 1940
THE DAILY NEBRASKA
Society ...
Well, if this is lifeand love
at NU, give me an aspirin
By Agne Wanek.
Bad news is In store for the
picnic-minded aoclalites. Aa , long
as this column seems to forecast
the weather day after day we may
as well break the news that we
have it on good authority that
there will be a snow storm Fri
day, a hail storm Saturday, and
a dust storm Sunday. Any week
end plans had better be cancelled.
After all it is practically (we say
practically because the Ingenuity
of some of our prominent cam
pusites, including Beta Jack Hy
land, and' Sigma Chi Grant
Thomas, is amazing) it Is prac
tically impossible to have a typi
cal Nebraska picnic in such
weather conditions.
FLASH!
in honor of his engagement, Theos
Thompson has persuaded his dad,
(you've probably heard of the dean
in one way or another) to per
suade the Chancellor to declare a
three day holiday beginning Fri
day of next week. Sorority
houses will have two-thirty nights
on Friday and Sunday and on Sat
urday, all sorority girls will be
provided with keys to the front
door.
THIS IS
the straight dope and the Student
Council will please note. The Uni
versity has decided that in re
sponse to the student strike which
has been going on for two days,
an all-University party wUl be
held at the Hotel Fontenelle in
Omaha a month from Sunday.
Glenn Miller and his orchestra will
play and as part of the floor
show, Rosita Royca will present
her dove dance with which she
fascinated the Kosmet Klub pony
chorus (especially Paul Svoboda).
Rifmor has it that Beta Orval
Hager is taking both D G Nan
Talbot and Kappa Mary Ella Ben
nett. Other dates include ATO
John Mason and 91pha Phi Flor
ence Moll; PI Phi Virginia Clem
ans and . Beta Alumn Doc Elias;
and Sig Alpha Alex Mills and his
great love from Osceola.
PINHANGINGS
of the weekend have an unusual
turn to them. If you will notice,
the Steuteville twins of Alpha Xi
Delta and Mortar Board fame, are
now. the proud possessors of two
fraternity pins, both from the
same man who has had so much
trouble telling them apart that he
fell in love with both of them.
Is it only rumor that Beta Dick
deBrown has hung his pin. If it
is true, there will be many broken
hearts lying around.
SIGMA NUS
have decided to build an annex to
the house so instead of . having
their traditional Gold Rush party
this year they are going to use
the money for the annex. In ad
dition they are sponsoring a
bridge benefit and tickets will be
sold only to university men students.
Strike-
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It appeared for about 24 hours
that the performance would be
called off due to this unforeseen
disaster.
Members of "Ski Stealers" pony
chorus struck! Not for higher
wages but because their theatri
cal rights and integrity have been
blasphemed and hampered by the
Impending appearance of a pro
fessional strip-teaser.
"Beefy hoofera" sK down.
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Armand stormed. Armand
coaxed. Armand pleaded. Armand
demanded. But the chorus stood
up for their rights as thespians.
'If SHE does a strip-tease we
won't do ours, so there, too!"
"But, fellows," Mr. Hunter
begged, after the 18 pony-chorus
members had been on strike for
27 hours, "Miss Lee's performance
is art pure art. And she says
that if she's to appear at the
World Premiere of our show,
along with Greta Garbo, Clark
Gable, Mortimer Snerd, Charlie
McCarthy, Vivien Leigh, and those
other stars, she'll do her strip
tease or else, she won't come ;it
all."
An infringement of rights
The pony-chorus was not im
pressed. They held that even if
Miss Gypsy Rose Lee's dance was
artistic and would enhance the
beauty of the show, their strip
tease, they said, was just as artis
tic, and would do just aa much
to enhance the aesthetic quality
f the production. And, besides
it was an infringement on their
rights her appearance was
against the professional ethics of
the theatre and, to import Miss
Lee for the premiere would be to
stifle Young America's initiative
and ambition.
"NO," the chorus choruaad, "if
she strips, we WON'T l"
For hours all was darkness on
the Temple front, then, after 29
and one-half hours of delibera
tions, conferences,' threats, and
compromises Armand consented
to their wishes. "Okey, men. . .you
win. Miss Lee is out. After the
way you've stuck to me through
thick and thin . . . beer ana aie
. whiskey and soda, I CAN'T
let you down." ,
Armand erica and eriea . . .
"Please forgive me," he mur
mured, as he burst into tears.
The chorus, on seeing how gra
cious Hunter was, looked up with
their 18 pairs of big red eyes, and
said, "Gawsh, Armand, we can't
do this to you . . . If Miss Lee
won't strip, we won't either (Be
sides the faculty just sent wora
to us that we'd better not strip,
or the whole bunch of ua would
be expelled flat on our dancing-panties)."
There will be mo sirrp-teases
at the World Premiere of "Ski
Stealers."
LINCOLN
SYMPHONY
ORCHESTRA
Final Cuuoeri U Season
Monday Eve., S P. M. April 1
St. fid'i Church
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Dean writes fish article
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Patterson is pertinent
Prof. Charles Patterson writes a
pertinent article in this month's
Market Guide entitled '.'The Psy
chological Reason Why Chinamen
Don't Eat Grapefruits With Chopsticks."
Hosp speaks of charm
Dean Helen Hosp wlfi speak be
fore members of the Charm School
this week. Her subject will ba
"What Some Girls Carry in Com-4
pacts Is Enough to Make Anyona
Blush."
Morgue
(Continued from Page 1.)
filed In the new moreue at an ap
proximate cost of 50c each. First
semester profits or me uaili
have already paid for the cuts.
Kennels for type Ho.
Tn hnuse all nress cuts. Dhoto-
graphs, files and empty bottles
belonging to the DAILY, the
mnriniA will fill the southeast cor
ner of the Union basement former-
iv nrniniflfi hv the Awe-wan. Ten
feet long kennels for DAILY'S
type lice will run along the south
wall, with filing cabinets contain
curs or mi universitv nrores
sors' and their wives and ex-wives
built above.
Wadsworth sptaks on
natives' family life
J. R. Wadsworth, chairman of
the department of romance lan
guages spoke on "Family life
Among the Natives of Martinique
and r.uadeloune and the Panama
Islands", before the Social Work
majors luncheon Saturday noon
Wadsworth explained that the
Panama laland races have been
kept pure by a unique law which
Aiinwn no British officers or other
strangers to stay on the Island
overnight.
Martin tells of watches
Prof. O. V. Martin of the physics
department will address the fifth
annual convention of watchmakers
In Nightwatch, Ccnn., on the me
chanical phenomenon of "Why the
Back of a Watch la Always Be
hind Time."
Lancaster tells how
"How to Clean Up by Sponging
Off of Others" is the title of an
article written by Prof. L. W. Lan
caster of the political science de
partment in the current issue of
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