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THE POWER OF
DEDUCTION
A contributor to
"Spotlight and Keel"
Opus of Omaha's
Movie critic,
Ogdon Nashes:
"Hedy Lamarr can't act for
sour apples but she has readied
the pinnacle,
Which just proves again that
everything depends on being
photogenical." .
There are
Two quarreLs
To pick
With this.
In the first place
Hedy
doi:snt
Act for sour apples.
That gal
Performs
For plenty of
Sweet potatoes.
If you
Get what I mean.
Secondly,
"Photogeniear"
Is by no mens
"Kverythinjr to"
Heady Hedy.
Iledy's appeal
Is less
laical than
Biological.
And "photogenic" (al),
Biologically,
Means
"Producing
PhosnhenMicc.
And
"Phosphcreuec,"
Biologically,
Means
"I'niission of ligtit
Without
Sensible heart."
And
"Sensible"
Bioligically,
Means
"Appreciable
Through the senses.'
You sense
Plenty
Of warmth
In Hedy.
Critics can
Tear her apart,
Logically,
Yet
The heat
Stays on:
Her figure
Is unsymmeUJcal
Her legs are fat,
Her chest is flat.
Her mouth's too big,
Her hair's a mess.
But
Ohhhhhbhh Boy!
She's got
Something there.
Joan Bennett
Pi-'led a Hedy,
Black wig
And all,
In "Trade Winds."
Myopic Joan
Has a
Dream torso
And a
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BULLETIN
Orchesls, modern dancing club,
will meet this evening at 7 o'clock
in the dance studio of Grant Me
morial.
Corn Cob actives will hold an
important meeting tonight at 7:30
in room 315 of the Union. There
will be no workers meeting.
Tretty puas,
And the
Publicity stills
Were dead-ringers
For Hedy.
But she
Wasn't the same.
The light
And heat
Were lacking.
There's a ,
Moral
To this
But
The censors
Snipped it.
dents attack
ROTC tobacco
Who said "there's nothing new
under the sun?" A new variety
of mice has just been discovered
in Nebraska hall by Capt. Ralph
Cruse. (This does not refer to
R. O. T. C. students.) These lat
est style mice dote on tobacco and
were found to have eaten most of
a package of cigarettes. They
will also eat candy or paper and
Captain Cruse says that he will
soon call out the R. O. T. C or
would a rat be better?
TYPKWIUTEIIS
, for
Sale and Rent
NEBRASKA
TYPEWRITER CO.
130 No. 12th St. B315T
LINCOLN, NEBR.
Delta Sigma Pi plans
birthday celebration
Delta Sigma Pi, Nebraska chap
ter, will celebrate its birthday an
niversary at a banquet in the
Union tonight at 6:15 o'clock.
Merle Loder, assistant province di
rector for the bizad fraternity, will
discuss the important functions of
Delta Sigma Pi as a professional
Kcmcmber
for the best in food
for the most in comfort
for the best in prices
for the promptest
of service
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fraternity.
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"Let Freedom Ring"
STARTS SAT.!
Mickey Roonev in
'HUCKLEBERRY FINN'
Lincoln.
Horry! , . , Ist Dy
'THE YOUNG IN HEART
I'lus Alun'o Da.ss on Stage!
STARTS TOMORROW!
"TAIL SPIN"
with
Alice Euye
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HE'S AMERICA'S
FRONTIER IN FRM
FDR's Mosl-Telcphoned Ambassador
WHO KNEW all the answers when that new Army
bomher crashed, with a French Air Ministry
officer in it? Who knows all the answers when the
President uses the transatlantic telephone for feed
hox tips on the latest European crisis? The answer is:
William C. Bullitt, who w ent from Social Register to
Congressional Record. Read his story in your Post
tonight. First of two articles.
HE ROSE FROM THE RICH
by Jack Alexander
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O Hollywood? A genial madhouse. And
Patterson McNutt knows all its cockeyed
angles. In the Post this week he writes an
amusing story of that fabulous land, where
turning out a flop picture can even be en
joyableif you can make somebody else
take the rap for it. Watch closely and ob
serve a new Hollywood feature: the double
double-cross! '
One Big Happy Family
A Hollywood Story
by PATTERSON McNUTT
WHAT! Civil Wir
soldiers raiding a
tourist camp!
I 1939? Yes, it can happen here. And all be
cause of a honey -colored blonde named Angel,
and her vanisliing $500 trousseau. Up to then.
Prof. Lysander Markham had been sure the
Civil War was over. Here's a story one part
historical, tliree parts hysterical.
Custer's Cavalry Rescues Uncle Birch
by ROYCE HOWES
Willi hS38v
k DETROIT BUYS A $100,000 ROOKIE. And what hurts, the
Tigers had him earlier on a $5,000 option and let him go! In One Rookie
They Won'f Forget, Paul O'Neil tells you about the 19-year-old wonder boy
who is still a mystery to major-league dopesters.
MARY ROBERTS RINEHART describes a day in the life of a writer j
and sums it up for you in three wools: Writing la Work.
it W.SOMERSET MAUGHAM talks this week about You and Some
More Books. He gives you his favorites this time among writers of France;
Spain and Russia, whose stories are worth reading.
AND.. three lively short stories, The Cicadas Sang, by Stuart Cloete;
Crank Ship, by Richard Howells Watkins, and Mrs. Cupid, by Brooke Hanlon . , .
ic PLUS articles, editorials, fun, and cartoons in the Post this week.
"SUBMARINE MAIL"
Spain's odd war for
stamp' collectors' money
Because freak stamps bring fancy prices,
Spain's Loyalists engineered a neat money
raising exploit submarine mail. A writer who
accompanied the first cargo describes that
hazardous trip through Franco's plane and
torpedo-boat blockade.
Stamp War by Werner kell
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