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T1IE DAILY NEDRASKAN, FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1938
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BY THE HAUNTER
Here la a bit of .spicy stuff about
' lome Phi Delta. It seems that a
few of them went down to the
good old front end of the bull cafe
for a bit to eat and as things prog
ressed they pot themselves in a
mess of trouble. It is all sort of
hazy but one of them dropped a
upoon and yelled for another one.
There was a little rumpus about
this and when the boys got up to
go, the police entered to efcort the
boya away to the coop. Well, things
went from bad to worse and the
head man finally ended up nearer
to the little room than the boys.
Everything was settled tho and the
genu came home a little surprised
but well....
Marie Anderson, Theta, wishes
to announce that she definitely is
not In the Beta house and is not
going to be. It was all a mistake,
the doit that has been printed. We
only heard.
The Kappas are having trouble
keeping the flies out. The screens
keep a falling off the windows
when the girls lean out to see who
is passing the house on the street.
Isn't that awful for girls to do?
Shame.
Did you know that theer is four
Phi Psl pins in one of the houses
on the campus? We didn't either
but they are hanging on four
pledges too.
The Kappas had a very distin
guished guest the other night for
dinner. Helen Ann Eex's grand
father, Edgar Howard, came to
visit the chosen granddaughter. He
must be one of those grand old
men who never grow old. He
looked like he had just stepped
from congress back in Abe Lin
coln's time. Tails and round boiler
hat with a shoestring tie.
You have heard about the can
did camera fiend over at the D. G.
house. She was offered a job by
the Star Mail, but she turned it
down because of the opportunities
that Nebraska has to offer her. I
wonder if she would tell what kind
cf pictures she specializes in. Some
one suggested that she have them
printed in book form and sell them
for S dollars an issue. They would
probably go like the well known
hot cakes.
-Dialy Nebraska!.
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Muile by Ken Nelson
and hit band
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Tax Free
(Ticket sale at door)
Benefit American Legion
Drum Corps
BY THE HAUISTRESS
Rita Alger and Jo Stephens cak
ing in the new grill. . . Ed SteeVes
suggesting a caption of "Student
Union" for the Awgwan version
of a Beta and a Kappa pitching
woo. . . Mary Helen Sweeney paus
ing to have her fingerprints re
corded. . . Paul "Woof Woof"
Bradley doing some fancy apple
polishing. . . Lulubel Emerson in
dulging in an ice cream cone. . .
Morrie Lipp heading hurriedly for
the Sammy house. . , Lorraine
Grant making everyone jealous
with her plans for the summer
which include a camp in Maine
and promising to send everyone a
postcard. . . Harold Niemann,
looking man about the campusish.
. . Pat Prime buzzing about in
a roadster with Ed May, that
orange addict. . . Eleanor Greusel
and Tommy Hicks on the best of
terms today. Can't predict about
the future. . . Janet Campbell and
Ernie Jones challenging a couple
of D. U.'s to a rubber of bridge
with high stakes. . . Henrietta Wil
son barely making an 8 o'clock. . .
Sam Francis speeding the pulse of
half the campus (the feminine
half of course). . . the Sigma Chi
house with a whole slew of new
records and the slickest floor on
the campus. Some setup. . . Olive
Speith getting three phone calls
at one time. . . the Dorm lawns
looking like good picnic grounds.
. . and Bud Cather making draw
ings of the seven dwarfs for his
friends.
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It must have been much more
than a month ago, but we did once
print something about Jeannette
Hedlund's promise to tell us when
she got Bob Hunt's pin, Jeannette
being an Alpha Phi initiate and
Bob, the D. U. freshman of the
"Cord" Hunts of Blair. Anyhow,
news seems to travel fast and up
to Blair it went, where of course
mamma and papa Hunt heard the
glad tidings which made them not
so glad, thinking of the extreme
youth of Jeannette and Bob. A
little discipline was used. In other
words the Cord was called home,
so one little Alpha Phi will have
to content herself with only one
pin until she and Bob are old
enough to be that way about pins
and things.
SOCIETY'
even before the
doors open today
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Make the most of a big week
end! With school days flying full
speed ahead toward the home
stretch to exams, vacation, and
graduation, there isn't much more
time to take time out for week
end galavanting. So clean your
white shoes and press your spring
formals and take in one or sev
eral of the campus week end
bright spots. Spots include the
Kappa Delta house party tonight
....and come Saturday the Sig
ma Nu "Gold Rush" party: Ray
mond hall spring party; "H" Club
party; Pi K. A. banquet and dance;
the Triad; and Delta U. Round
Up meeting and banquet Sunday
brings around the Kappa Sig
Waffle Breakfast. A. T. O. chap
ter picnic. D. U. pledge picnic.
There is absolutely no percentage
in hitting the books these days;
put finals into the indefinite fu
ture and profit by the last really
big week end whirl.
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We certainly recommend the
Kappa Delta house party Friday
evening for good entertainment
The house will be decorated with
a nautical appearance depicting a
Mediterranean Cruise, with the
porta scattered thniout the house.
Maybe we might be able to pay
a visit to Mussolini. The bida sent
around were steamship tickets
good for dancing on the S. S. Kap
pa Delta from hours 9 to 12. This
is open to the public, so everyone
be sure to turn out for it. We
would also like to apologize to
Kappa Delta for saying that there
were no parties going on this Fri
day. .
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The hardest thing to find out in
this world is the history of the
Triad on this campus. Each alum
that was called would give other
numbers to call. All we could find
out was that it startea some time
in the early '20s. This is a na
tional get-to-pether on every cam
pus where the three fraternities.
Phi Delta Theta, Sigma Chi, and
Beta Theta Pi are established. Ail
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SCABBARD AND BLADE
CHOOSES J. WOLCOTT
Denver Student to Preside
Over Drill Honorary
During Year.
Jonathan Wolcott, arts and sci
ences junior from Denver, Colo.,
was chosen president of the Scab
bard and Blade, honorary advanced
drill organization, at the annual
election held at the Beta Theta Pi
house Wednesday night.
Martin Oelrich wa3 elected vice
president; Burt Vickery, secretary,
and John Cattle, treasurer.
A Scabbard and Blade rush
smoker will be held in the Student
Union building next Thursday,
May 19, at 7 o'clock. Major Horan
will give a short talk on the pur
pose of Scabbard and Blade.
three fraternities were founded at
Miami university at Oxford, O.
This year the party will be at
East Hill Country club.
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Saturday evening, D. U.'s are
having their Round-Up banquet
for all alums who will come to
visit this chapter to help make
plans for the 14th anniversary cel
ebration to be held this fall. There
will be a meeting prececding the
banquet.
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Pi Kappa Alpha Is having its
annual banquet and spring party
combined Saturday night at the
good old Lincoln hotel, that con
venient spot. Toastma.ctcr for the
banquet will be Herb Swedeburg.
Guest speakers will be Otis Wal
ker of Topeka, district president;
Paul Flagg of Kansas City, na
tional alumni secretary, and Prof.
J. P. Gylford, an alum of the lo
cal chapter. Also retiring presi
dent, Norman Stout, and the new
president, Bill Horn, will give
toasts. After the banquet dancing
will be in the main ballroom,
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Gamma Phi Beta's new officers
are: Annamary Reed, president;
Helen Kavonda, vice president and
social chairman; Betty Anne Cary,
secretary; Ann Haley, treasurer;
Carolyn Kennedy, corresponding
secretary, and publicity chairman,
Maxine Myer.
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While in the lme for apologies,
some time ago we wrote a little
item about Frank Kudrna, which
the printer so rudely messed up,
and separated one part from an
other, but regardless it was still
written, and called Frank "a
waiter." t seems that he much
prefers his title of "steward" and
was a little indignant. Apologies
to him also. And now that every
thing is straightened, we hope, we
can turn over a new leaf and try
to make as few mistakes as pos
sible. The Kappa Sigs are honoring
their seniors with a waffle break
fast Sunday morning at 9:30. This
is a date affair, and we hope they
really serve waffles.
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Yesterday in one of Mr. Wim
berley's English calsses. Doc kept
calling on Charlotte Bridge, Kap
pa, who sports Bob Chambers"
Beta pin. Mr. Wimberly made the
conventional mistake of calling
Charlotte "Miss Chambers." and
on top of all that he didn't seem
to catch on. Charlotte, a light
blonde with a fair complexion,
kept changing her color to a more
crimson hue every time he made
the sad mistake.
Seaton Selleck undersoil
Show Opens Tonight In Stu
dent Union
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ning st home with his daughter.
Baby Snooks, in the person of ex
columnist Louise Meyer, performs
for the audience such feats of
strength as the lifing of his eye
brows and the raising of his voice.
But Professor Murray does more
than this. Professor Murray guides
Baby Snooks in her quest for the
knowledge of life and love. Inner
secrets of university life are se
cret no longer. All is revealed in
the sympathetic frankness which
only father Murray can bring.
Lastly Reuben and the audience
are taken into the big tent of uni
versity life, where athletics takes
on a new guisce. where brain is tri
umphant over brawn and Huskers
train for Big Six debate matches
by polishing up on verbal offens
ives and fast repartee. Sam Fran
cis as "Link" Lyman. Adna D"b
son as the Biffer and Johnny
Howell as Lewandowski relate
their woes in shaping up the tram
to meet the Misnounans who have
to be shown, the Soonera with
their Southern dialect and theVas
aar team against whom passes
have been outlawed as a major
play.
"In this show we are offering
you only high class entertain
ment." intones the voice of Barker
Binger. "Nothing to offend. You
can bring the wife and kiddies
right in with you. Only a dollar,
folks. JuhI ten thin dimes, twenty
paltry nickels, one hundred mean
ley pennies brings to you this col
lection of the finest talent ever -nemhlrd
under one t'-nt. Step right
thia way. Buy your tickets from
any member of Theta Sigma Phi
or Sigma Delta Chi or at the Union
director's office, and we'll meet
you under the big tent at the Stu
dent Union ballroom tonight at
6:00."
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THREE TIMELY TOKENS
TO PROFESSIONAL
POPULARITY
Dear professor, do you feel that
your students are talking about
you in an unpleasant manner be
hind your back? Do you worry
about your name being asociated
with that of a "slave driver" when
the students got together in the
Greek-house bullsessions and the
beer parlor dissertations ? Do your
students think you're "cracked,"
eccentric and inhuman? If so,
why? You can avoid all this worry
of the struggle for popularity. We
have three words of advice which
will solve your problems immedi
ately. C-C
Are you unable to see thru tho
rag of the applepolisher?
No doubt you are unable to tell
whether little criticisms of certain
members of the class for the bene
fit of the remainder of the class
make you a more popular mem
ber of the faculty. Do they call
you a "guy who pokes his nose
into a book all the time' and has
no time to "advise us in pipe
courses?" If this is so, get wise
to yourself like you have always
wanted to do.
C-C
Every professor wants to be
popular with his students. It is
essential to him that students talk
favorably of him and his courses
to the parent-taxpayer-supporter.
He wants to be thought of as one
who can handle his business af
fairs with as much agility as he
can teach school. He wants to be
mentioned as one who has helped
to brighten up what otherwise
might be termed a dull four year
outing of existence. Why not be a
member of your faculty who still
haj time enough to be eccentric
enough to warrant admiration
from other members of th': faculty,
and, at the same time be popular
with the students. Why not be one
of the few who lias students come
to his office for advice on that
standing question of life sex.
Why not be popular enough to rate
the campus newspaper and maga
zine and receive enough of a sup
ply as Christmas presents to last
you 40 nights. Don't have your
students saying that they dislike
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you. Avoid those sleepless nights.
Follow instructions carefully.
CC
1. Make your courses pipes.
2. Put it out In easy doses.
3. Associate with your students.
Most campuses now have Stu
dent Union buildings. Your office,
your classroom association with
students is not enough. You must
get away from the thing that
caused you to meet your student
for the first time. You must meet
and talk and associate with yom
students where there is a place to
"take off the lids" and smoke and
forget. In this modern era, you
must know a few "appropriate"
jokes. You should have a fair vo
cabulary of words like "damn" and
"hell."
CC
Finally, if you are to be popu
lar by association, you must as
sume that schools were founded
for students, not for professors.
You must realize that the stu
dents have to have their days like
Ivy Day in which to let off the
steam accumulated by the hot air
preceding it. And when students
put on little affairs like the Grid
iron dinner tonight in the Student
Union, you should take part if it
is at all possible. You must never
fear losing your dignity. Students
don't. Should you have refused
to take part in a Gridiron dinner,
you should by all. means go and see
what you would have done on your
asssignmcnt.
CC
Remember the one famous ques
tion that is on the ends of the
tongues of most students: "Do you
like your professors ? Avoid those
sleepless nights by procuring an
other of our pamphlets. Please
send us one year's salary to cover
mailing.
(Signed) We Makem-Better Co.
ACr SOCIETY INDUCTS
ONE INSTRUCTOR, 19
STUDENTS AT DINNER
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Itrrni BrrdrniHrr, htrtnauer.
r:lverne ( onard, Lincoln.
Kwlrrlrk Howard, Km I Thrlford, VI.
Karl Mankr, hi. rntil, Minn.
(.Wlwrt Millir, Krdlnnton.
Hrnrv Smith, Rlvrrton, Wjro.
Hnland Wrlhrl, Lincoln.
Llxln Willrlt. Bad Air. Mich.
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Hurry Bill, Mavrrly.
Waynr DomlnGn, Urrplns Watrr.
Throdnrr lloylc. ( urtl.
Myron Kflm, llavrnport.
Alhrrt Mnrrman, Onlllnnd.
Maurice Petrrann, Llnrnln.
Ocdrn Rlrtdlr, Hartley,
Hair Smith, Fairmont.
Union Mhiturr, Tlldrn.
conference committee chairman;
and Dr. Charles Patterson, speak
ers committee chairman. The mem
bers of the speakers committee
are: Dr. J. N. Ennis; C. D. Hayes,
finance; Dean O. J. Ferguson; Jer
ry Williams; and Helen Pascoe,
publicity. Rev. Robert B. Henry,
was named general chairman for
religious emphasis week.
The new class C representatives
were introduced.
EARS TO YOU
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Is Henry not Fred. Thought you
would like to know.
The Kansas Jayhawks got re
venge over the Missouri Tigers
Tuesday In the second baseball
game of the series when the Law
rence crew won 4-3. Missouri the
previous day routed the Jays to
the tune of 21-1, The Tigers took
the lead by scoring early, driving
across the three tallies in one
frame. Jayhawk fans felt that
they were about to witness a rcpi
tition of Monday's game, but the
Kansas squad scored in three sep
arate innings and completely
stopped the Tigers cold for the
rest of the game. The Jays were
determined to avenge the defeat
at the hands of Missouri the day
before. It is sometimes had to stop
a spirited though inferior team.
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