THE DAILY NEBHASKAN, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 193ft
PACK FOUK
BY THE HAHNTEK
The new D. G. lord over all Is
Helen Catherine Davis. Some re
ports are that she will probably
get over-proud now but we think
she will be able to get her hat on.
The embryos that the two friend
ly houses on the campus have gath
ered for their egg scramble have
gotten so old that they are hatch
ing out into fine healthy chicks.
The Nus under the sponsorship of
Tom "Mother" Davidson have ten
young ones in the box. The Alphs
are not as human and are letting
theirs die and rot in the cellar.
We guess they have no kind-to-
dunib animal spirit.
With Ivy Day just around the
corner, the groans are becoming
louder and louder along little house
row. The Pi Phis, Phi Delts. The
tas. Phi Psis, and Alpha Phis have
kept that corner full of so-lo-mios
most of the last two weeks. The
three Sigs, Kappas, and the Alpha
Chi Os have kept lower 16th in
stitches. One wonders how it could
be so good on Ivy Day and so bad
now.
The Thetas have an African na
tive in their "midst. At least one of
the boys who camps there seems
to think so. He claims she ought
to get a cut from somebody pretty
soon or they will lock her up in
the zoo out in the park. In case
you don't know her, she is Mary
Helen Husted.
Is Gwenie Orr still having open
house? The rumors are that her
folks have put in an appearance
and so now she is studying very
hard. Term papers and stuff are
her work now.
There wore a ct.uple candy pass
ings last meeting nite. The Alpha
Phis had one and so did the Pi
Phis. Mardora Croper and Don
Wagner, Alpha Sig did their duty
while the off and on again ro
mance of Helen Marie Kincaide
and Barney Ingrain, Phi Gam,
have come to a stand ,still with
their sweets.
aggravations
Ag campus went red today. The
Farmers Fair board is selling red
handkerchiefs with Farmers Fair
written on them and 1938 under
neath this. Max Brown calls the
girls campfire girls. He hasn't
exactly named the boys yet. So
don't any one be surprised when
you see this red splurge; your
sight is still all right.
Spring has not made Carl Roy
er's head turn toward new things
because he and Margery Lind
quist, Tri Delt, can still be seen
together frequently on the Ag
campus.
1 wonder what technique Willie
Stonebreaker's girl used in her
hitch hiking. She seems to come
to her 8 o'clock every morning in
a nice new car plus front dxr
service. I believe it is the same
car evei y morning.
Ait Moseman had Barbara Ro
man! to the . Farm House hou.se
party Saturday night, but 1 saw
her get in the oar yesterday with
Lawrence Frisbie. It seems that
previous to Saturday night they
had been seen several times to
gether. Is it a new reunion?
Your Cornhusker negative at
TOWNSRND'S STUDIO will
make a lovely large photograph
for a Mother's Day gift. Order
now. Adv.
1UII J. RUN
Lutheran Bible Hour.
Lutheran students will meet
with He v. H. Krek for the last
regular period of Bible study dur
ing tlvs semester Thursday after
noon. The meeting will lie held in
loom of the Temple.
Alpha Phi Omega.
Members will met at the Cham
ber fit Commerce tonight at 7:00
o'clock
It .JEIIAUNIKESS
A record turnout of first night
ers at the Kosmet Klub show and
very near the front row John Kd
wards enjoying the production al
most as much as the audience...
Don Carlson slinging onto the
stage all the while doing his best
to exhibit false curves to advan
tage. . .Frannie Knudtzon in shorts
having a rugged game on the ten
nis courts. . .The Fiji's lounging
on their porch to watch the pas
sensby. . .Dorothy Van Patton
proudly displaying a sunburn ac
quired at an all day picnic Sunday
. . .Venetian blinds going up in fhe
Student Union building and quite
a crowd of speteators at the door
to catch a glimpse of the interior
. . .Mary .lane Mitchell looking not
so P. R K-ish in anklets and hair
ribbons . . . Al Sehroeder. one of the
few obliging men with a car...
Barbara Meyer taking life more
seriously for a change. . .Grace
Hill telling about the time she
passed the candy at Oklahoma...
and just everyone staring long
ingly out classroom windows at
the wide open spaces.
It seems to be a pretty well
known fact around the Pi Phi
house that Virginia Clemens is
strutting a Beta pin after the
Triad. The young man in question
is no other than Bob Armstrong.
We really didn't mean to cross
any bridges before we came to
them, but someone told us this on
first hand authority.
The Phi Psi's had an hour dance
with the Tri Delts last Friday
night, and while Al Randall is
hardly what you might call dainty,
he nevertheless was quite em
barrassed and unduly alarmed
when one of the pieces of lawn
furniture collapsed with him. To
add insult to injury Gertrude Mc
Arthur, self-appointed chairman of
the committee for lawn furniture
and its upkeep, presented him
with a bill for damages inflicted on
the chair, which is nice wrk if
she can get it. A
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it. The instructor can't help but
notice the first two or three rows
and sleepers in that vicinity are
easily observed. Then, too, the per
sons who choose the back row
seats are suspected of having ul
terior motives their behavior and
actions are frequently looked for
by the Instructor. Therefore pick
one of the middle rows.
Second, pick out somebody with
a nice broad back or bushy head
of hair to sit behind. The best type
of person to havein front of you
is a football player. This is hard
to arrange, however, since most of
the gridiron athletes seek out the
back row. If they would only real
ize that their letter sweaters and
names make them marked men in
every class, it would greatly sim
plify this problem of trying to find
one to sit behind. The reason for
seeking protection behind broad
shoulders is obvious; it breaks the
visual line of fire.
Conceal Yourself.
Third, know the various posi
tions of camoflage. A favorite
position of the majority is as
sumed by flopping the book
open, placing the right el' iw
next to it, and then laying"the
right hand against the forehead
at if supporting the head and
shading tne eyes. This gives the
appearance of reading but since
the Instructor can not see your
eyes, they can be closed in bliss.
Another oft-used technique it to
place the head in both hands,
shading the eyes, and drop off
sleep. A third, but dangerous
method, is to shift into a defen
sive posture behind the guy in
front and close the eyes. If he
moves, though, you are left as
prominent as a hitch-hiker's
thumb.
There is a fourth method, but
ti is very radical. That is the
method of cutting class and re
clining full length, with the eyes
closed, the nostrils distended for
A-1 snoring, an J a Don't Dis
turb sign on the chest.
AG COLLEGE ESTES COOP
TO HOLDBENEFIT DANCE
Decorations to Carry Out
Steamship Motif at
Party Friday.
Aboard the S. S. Kstes, students
will dance to the music of Jack El
lison's band at the annual Kstes
Coop dance to be held in the Ag
Student Activities building, Fri
day, April 29, from 9 to 12 p. m.
Booths and carnival concessions
are also being planned by the
Y. W.-Y. M. staff in charge of ar
rangements for the party which
will be held aboard the S. S. Estes.
Tickets are S5 cents a couple or
25 cents for women and 30 cents
for men single admission. They
may be purchased at the Y. W. C.
A. in Ellen Smith or the Y. M. C.
A. in the Temple building.
DeLoris Bors is general chair
man, assisted by Lucille Marker.
Pat Sternberg is head of the deco
ration committee and Frances
Vaughn is in charge of tickets.
SPANISTCLUBMTDiNE
AT BULL HEADJNN TONIGHT
Mexican Chef to Prepare
Native Dishes for
Students.
"Polio frito con mostaza y vino"
is the Mexican masterpiece offered
Spanish devotees attending the
banquet of the Spanish club to
night, It is "chicken fried in mus
tard and wine" to be prepared by
a Mexican chef and served in the
Bulls Heads Inn at 7:30.
Accompanying the dih will be
"Salsa y tocino salado, y zanaho
rias" and a cocktail, salad, Mexi
can vegetable and dessert, or "pos
tres." Several South Lincoln men will
be present at the banquet as well
as members of the faculty teaching
Spanish and students in their
classes. Between 60 and 70 reser
vations have been received.
orchesiTgrouFplans
wesleyanjppearance
Misses Moore, Waters Lead
State Music Teachers
In Discussion.
In preparation for the group de
monstration to be given at Nebras
ka Wesleyan university on Friday
evening, all Orchesis members
must attend practice tonight at
7:00 according to Miss Claudia
Moore, director.
Miss Moore and Miss Flavia
Waters Champe, Lincoln dance
teacher, will lead a panel discus
sion Friday night on "Music in
RelaHon to the Dance" before the
21st annual convention of the Ne
braska Music Teachers association.
POPULAR GOTHAM
DANCE ORCHESTRA
PLAYS HERE MAY 6
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10:30 or 1:30. The young maes
tro has appeared in many of the
nation's leading hostelries, includ
ing the Roosevelt in New York,
the Edgewater Beach hotel, Chi
cago; Hotel Sehroeder in Milwau
kee, the Baker hotel in Dallas,
and the William Penn hotel in
Pittsburgh.
Among the features included in
the Tucker repertoire is Bonnie
Kaker, famous radio vocalist who
has charmed many of the night
spots with her specialties.
Also, from his group of 20 mu
sicians, Tucker has three women
vocalists who sing alone or as a
trio and six men who form a male
choir. Those who have heard
Tucker say his broadcasts arc
among the most versatile on the
airlanes.
Tucker, one of the music
world's most radiant personalities,
is a native of St. Louis, and was
born there about 25 years ago. He
attended high school in Illinois,
then attended Northwestern uni
versity for a year, attempting to
equip himself for a medical ca
reer. Forced to quit school be
cause of financial difficulties, Or
rin launched himself on a per
manent musical career, starting
out as a saxophonist. His rise
has been phenomenal pince the
Chicago world's fair in 1933.
Mills Teachers Agency
. E. Mills, A.M. Manager
Specially needed:
Odd combinations of subjects.
B55W Stuart Bldg. Lincoln, Nebr.
Men Air Views of 'Hadies'
Ladies' Stand on Women
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considered women to be all alike.
"I'm afraid not, thank Heaven.
Some girls are quite different and
when the love bug starts to nibble,
man, you've got something there."
Thurston Phelps, Flotsam in the
show, held that all women are in
herently selfish, and alike at least
in that respect. He added, how
ever, "but I fear that -there's one
that might be different:"
One Girl Per Man.
Everett "Duke" Deger, portray
er of Satan, declared, "There can
le just one girl for any man, and
I do mean one!"
Bill Williams, who takes the
part of King Henry VIII, holds
that all women are not alike nor
is love but an illusion. "They may
be alike in that they are nearly
all looking toward the goal of
marriage, but they differ in many
ways. Women are inclined to .take
the initiative toward getting what
they want, and the more domi
neering they can be, the better
they like it. But all men don't have
to be suckers!"
Art Ball, who portrays the
come-ye-hither Fersephone in "Ha
des' Ladies," argued, "Maybe love
is just a dumb illusion, but it's a
mighty beautiful dumb illusion.
Women will rule you if possible,
but the cry of every man ought to
be 'Are we men or are we mice?'
There's no reason why a woman
should dominate us. After all, who
buys the stockings?" he asked,
cryptically.
Love no Illusion.
Bob Burruss, another female im
personator in the show, Ivy, the
hen-pecking wife, said, "1 don't
think ' that all women are alike.
There is a certain type of woman
that some people judge as char
acteristic, but that's silly. There's
no illusion to love, unless a man
loses his head, as he may well do
in college."
Don Moss, Kosmet Klub mem
ber, declared that as far as wom
en being alike was concerned, he
believed, "Yes, everyone of them.
They have the same line, if any,
and are all after the same thing
a husband or maybe only a fra
ternity pin. Love is based on illu
sion, I think, and given the same
basic qualities, a man could fall in
love with any number of different
girls."
Phil Weaver, who takes the part
of Beelzebub, prince of the devils,
stated, "Of 100 choice girls on the
campus, 99 are exactly alike. The
other one is different. They say
beauty is only skin deep, but that's
good enough for love sometimes."
Tomorrow, we'll give you the
women's views on the matter.
Here's What They Say ;
About Hades' Ladies
John Selleck says:
"I wish I hail a half
spring show. Hades'
best and it looks like a
Margaret McKay:
"It's a Rood thing 1he seals in Temple theater tiave
pretty Rood arms. If it hadn't been for the arms
of my sweet holding my sides in place, 1 woubl have
" split them laughing at Dobson."
Dave Bernstein whispers:
" "Strictly confidentially, Hades' Ladies is really a
good deal. If you promise not to quote tno, I'll ti
even admit that it's very funny, has calchy tunes,
and laughable routines." i
R. D. Scott spouts: 1
"Alas, poor Yoriek! If Shakespeare's jester wore J
alive today, he could pick up a lot of good lines y
and songs from Hadies' Ladies." jj
Karl Arndt expounds:
"It's the old law of supply and demand working
attain. People demand a good, tuneful, funny Kos- y
met Klub show and Hades' Ladies supplies it."
Chuck Tanton says:
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" Must ltke pooil old r.eeeh-Nut it s ret resiling ami
spicy. When it comes 1o a swell show 1 eliews
Hades' Ladies. You had better gum and see it."
SEE IT THIS WEEK! 3
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REGENTS AFFrRM
STAFF REVISIONS
FOR NEXT TERM
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College in New York City. Found,
ed in 1936, Queens Collage admiU
only selected students who have
had nt least four years of Italian,
French or Spanish in high school
During his stay in New York
Dr. Kuiz expects to learn much
which may be of value to Nebras
ka's own department. He will not
be chairman of the new depart
ment but will act as a ranking
officer.
Paul Stewart Resignr.
Also accepted was the resigna
tion of Paul H. Stewart aa state
extension agent in agronomy.
Stewar" who had been with the
agricultural extension division
since 1916, has been on leave of
abser :e during the past year to
do v irk for V. ; federal land bank
in C.iaha.
C. BerUand Schultz, who for the
past several year has been senior
field man for the museum, was ap
pointed an instructor in the de
partment of geology for April and
May to take over the classes that
were taught by Dr. E. H. Barbour
until his recent illness.
Heads Field Work.
With the beginning of June and
continuing through the remainder
of the summer, Schultz will be in
the employe of the museum where
he will bein charge of the sum
mer field work in western Nebra
ka. Prof. K. F. Schramm, chair
man of the department said that
Schultz will become a regular in
structor beginning next fall.
He will conduct four courses in
beginning geology, one course in
paleontology and will assist in
field courses. Schultz returned re
cently from the American Museum
of Natural History and the Frick
laboratories in New York City
where he goes the second semester
of each year to continue his work
on oreodents.
Tuesday afternoon the regents
named Frank Cunkle, now at the
University of Kansas, as teacher
in the school of music for next
year to take over the work in
organ theory and practice now
taught by Wilbur Chenoweth, who
has been granted a leave of ab
sence for next year. Mr. Cunkle
Is a graduate of the Eastman
School of Music.
The
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interest, in Kosmet Klub's
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