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Official Student Newspaper of the University of Nebraska
VOL. XXXVII. NO. 130.
LINCOLN. NEBRASKA, TUESDAY, Al'KlL 26, 1938.
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A.W.S. DISTRICT
CONCLAVE OPENS
QU1ZZKS
WHIZZES
It has been quite some time
since you have had the privilege
of flunking one of our super-duper
Intelligence tests. And during that
interval there have been many
things taking place, many dormant
thought! awaking, many new
causes for reflection appearing,
etc. In brief, tcnipus has fugited
mid it gives us another excuse
to foist another intelligence test
upon you.
General Stuff.
1. Gras.s will grow on the cam
pus provided:
a. the administration gets a
troop of cavalry to pasture on
the mall and thereabouts.
b. it is re-soclded.
c. the students walk along the
same path In the grass twice.
2. To have a stable administra
tive setup means:
a. that headquarters are out
on the ag campus.
b. that we have the same set
of pedagogues for two succes
sive semesters.
c. that we need new blood.
3. The Kansas relays were:
a. a series of egg producing
routines by a Kansas hen.
b. a series of corrected sur
veys of Kansas property.
c. a disappointment to some
Cornhuskers.
4. What this country needs is a:
a. a good five cent nickel.
b. a point system.
c. a collapsible congress which
can be neatly folded and carried
in the president's pocket on fish
ing trips.
5. The world will be all right if:
a. it can just manage to stag
ger on until this June's gradu
ates get ready to take it over.
b. Hitler gets married.
c. everybody signs a peace
treaty.
6. The student building will
open: -
a. May 4.
b. May 4.
C May 4.
7. Nebraska will have a good
football team next fall if:
a. all the candidates become
eligible.
b. none of them flunk out.
c. all of them manage to get
a passing grade.
8. The Bizad field day will be:
a. more fun than a picnic.
b. called off.
c. May 6.
Special Stuff.
1. Botanists teach us that little
scorns lead up to:
a. sore feet.
b. big oaks.
c. the chiropodist's door.
2. Asphyxia is a term meaning:
a. "ah's gonna fix ya.
b. gland trouble.
c. a state of gasation.
3. Father Tiber is:
a. the head of an orphanage.
b. a river in Italy.
c. a big male feline.
4. " At his rope's end" is a term
descriptive of:
a. a doomed convict.
b. a cigar smoker just finish
ing his stogie.
c. our present condition.
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THURSDAY
Misses Pascoe, Barbour
Represent Nebraska
At Annual Meet.
rifty colleges and universities
in the midwest will be represented
at the district A. W. S. conven
lion which opens Thursday at
First Nighter Finds 'Hades'
Ladies' 'Devilish Amusing'
Deger Shines - as Satanic
Majesty; Show Takes
Jab at Women.
ages and
numbers.
some' effective musical
By Dick deBrown.
Kosniet Klub has a remarkably
good show in "Hades' Ladies,"
which should turn into a hit by
the middle of the week when first
night improvements and the
smoothness of experience have
been effected. Clever lines, ex
tremely tuneful songs, attractive
costumes and sets all are there.
A word might be said about the
theme of "Hades' Ladies" which
quite specifically adopts a cynical
attitude toward the female of the
species. According to lines in the
show, all women are (1) alike, or
at least (2) of only three types,
the intelligent, beautiful, and the
maioritv Coeds should jump to
the defensive when Satan says,
"The best are no better than the
worst, and the worst are as good
as the best." Maybe it will start
a good old campus controversy
with fun for all!
At any rate John Edwards, au
thor of "Hades' Ladies," has con
cocted a plot that is both differ
ent and amusing. A pair of dole
ful spirits decide to take a Hen
pecked husband down to hades
ner his wire s suggesuon, innm-
ing that there he may find great
er peace and content, inai ne
does not find it there is not im
portant because he does run into
an amusing collection of person-
NANCY FARLEY.
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CLAIS
B. C. Hendricks Attends
Chemistry Convention
MILITARY VICTORY
Phelps, Bushman Pun.
As the two spirits, Flotsam and
Jetsam. Thurston Phelps and
Louis Bushman get many laughs
from their lines replete with puns.
The manner of their presentation
could he imnroved UDon tho, so
that it could be both more sug'
restive of their "spirit persons"
and also lend better continuity
to the action.
Fred Cund, j., makes a very
adequate Elmer, while Bob Bur
russ portrays the role of Isy, his
wife, in a manner that should
gain the appreciation of even those
who don't know him in more mas
culine moments.
Deger Dominates.
Perhaps Everett "Duke" Deger
should have been mentioned first.
because without a doubt he is the
star of the show. As Satan, the
King of the Nether World, he
dominates attention when on stage
with his excellent speaking and
singing voice. He hns two musical
numbers, "I'm Satan, the King
of Hell" and "That's What a Wom
an Can Do," both of which he puts
over in very efficient fashion.
Don Carlson offers Kosmet Klub
show goers the most autacuve
feminine romantic interest for sev
eral years in the role of Patinece
Darling. Opposite in the role of
Harold Smooch is unaries nemy,
who is particularly good in his solo
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FATAL FOR JAPAN
Missionary Tells Students
War in Orient Unites,
Strengthens China.
"Japan's trouble will begin, not
end, with military success because
China can never be conquored, and
her people can never be enslaved,"
Dr. E. W. Luccock, missionary to
Japan and China who is now on
a speaking tour in the United
States, told his audience at an 11
o'c 1 o c k convocation yesterday
morning In Temple theater.
Dr. Luccock spoke on the pres
ent situation in the Orient with f
background of first hand informa
tion and personal experience. A
resident of Shanghai for a num
ber of years, he hns been pastor
of a large English speaking church
in that city and is in the employ
of the Chinese Council of Churches.
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A.W.S. SPONSORS
DANCE
ON IVY DAY
INST DEN
T UNI
ON
Michigan State college and con
tinues thru Saturday.
Nancy Farley of Albion, Mich.,
outstanding home economics sen
ior, heads the convention commit
tee. Helen Pascoe, newly elected
president of the university A. W.
S. board, and Jane Barbour, re
tiring president, will represent Ne
braska at the convention.
Speakers will include Dr. A. R.
McCluskey of the University of
Michigan; Mrs. Molly P. Stcnberg
of Laramie. Wyo., A. W. S. na
tional registrar; Frederick J. Lib
by, National Council for Preven
tion of War executive secretary;
Miss Marjorie Daunt, Northamp
ton, Mass., and Miss Winnifred
Rand of Merrill-Palmer school of
Detroit. Several M. S. C. faculty
members also will speak.
Delegates will be housed in M.
S. C. dormitories, sorority houses
and in East Lansing home.
The conference theme will be
widening the interest of college
and University women students.
Delegates will serve as discussion
leaders.
BLOCK
BRIDLE
HONORS PIONEER
STOCK
BREEDER
DEBATE SQUADS
OR ANNUAL COMPET
Eight Teams to Vie in First
Elimination Contest
Of 1938 Tourney.
The first elimination round of
the Interfraternity debate tourna
ment will be held this evening at
7 o'clock at the chapter house of
each affirmative team. "Resolved
that the United States
R.O.T.C. Companies to Seek
Awards in Personal
Inspections.
Uniformity and steadiness in
ranks are the most important
things which are being stressed
duiinir the inspection of the vari
ous companies of the university
ft. o T. C. which has Just swun
under way and will take place
during the rest of the year.
Company K tops the liot bv tak
ing first during the fir-st week of
L f C M'nspection with uu points, im
1 . ,, i .i far. hia Hprono
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week, resulting in a tie with com
pany IJ. Company H and com
pany F each received 83 points
and this tied for second during
the first week, but during this
last week, both were replaced by
company E ami company L who
received the same grade.
In the engineers company u
IpiwU with a erade of M. F.ah
company is inspected the day they
drill, with company A the only
one not inspected so far. Regula
tions require that shoes be shincd,
porkets buttoned, belt buckles pol
ished, and the cap worn over the
right eye.
Ag Barh Group Inspect
(lorjcll Project Today
Memben of the kg Barb group
will meet at 4:15 In frcnt of Ag
halt this afternoon for guided tour
thru the Coryell Commercial Cen
ter. Anyone Interested In taking
the trip Is urped to Join tho group,
according to Wyomu Stelni, thair
mun of the project.
should
creatlv enlaree its navy " will be
the tonic of debate. Drawings will
be made Just prior to the opening
of the debates.
A """au Omga. Sigma Alpha
Mu, hi Alpha Delta, Kappa
Sigma, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Beta
Theta Pi. Zeta Beta Tau, and
Delta Theta Phi are the eight fra
ternities vicing for championship
and the debate cavel. on which
the fraternity's name will be en
graved. The fraternity will retain
the cup until next year and It will
then be passed on to the 1939
winner.
Each sneaker will have a six
minute constructive speech and
four minute rebuttal. This is the
third round of the tournament.
The first two were preliminary
and no teams were eliminated.
Judges for these debates will be
chosen from the intercollegiate
debaters.
Ag College Holds Banquet
For Samuel McKelvie
For Achievement.
Samuel McKelvie, pioneer live
stock breeder and farmer of Ne
braska, was honored last night by
the Block and Bridle club at its
first banquet in recognition of out
standing work in the livestock in
dustry. The dinner, wnicn was
held in the home economics build
ing at the college of agriculture,
will become an annual custom ac
cording to the president of the so
ciety. Toastmaster at the banquet and
chairman of the committee in
charge of arrangements was Don
Magdanz. C. W. Thompson, auc
tioneer, made the principal speech
nf th evenine. in which he de
scribed the guest of honor s worn
no" achievements. Other speak
ers were H. J. Gramllch, cnair
man of the animal husbandry de-
nnrtment. H. P. Brown and s. K.
McKelvie, son of the honored guest
and former governor of the state
of Nebraska.
Unveil Portrait.
During the banquet a portrait
of the elder Mr. McKelvie was un
veiled and presented to the animal
husbandry department in wnicn
building it will be hung.
Many special guests from out-of-town
attended the dinner includ
ing H. R. Smith, general manager
of the National Livestock Loss
Prevention board of Chicago, and
W. R. Reed, of Omaha, manager
of the John Clay company.
Military Department
Stages Seeond Parade
Another skeleton military pa
raHo he held today at 5 o'clock.
The first call will be at 4:45 and
the second at 5., Assemblage will
be as previous in front of Nebras
ka hall. The parade will start from
the first moll.
All commanders, guides, serge
ants, and Junior oficers must be
present.
A week from today a parade
will be held in honor of the hon
orary colonel and sponsors.
L
Ellis Smith, John Passmore
Receive Cash Awards
For Best Papers.
Rooted in Ambition.
Dr. Luccock stated that while
traveling in Japan and Korea last
fall he found that Japan w'as ad
vertising the war as a revised
version of the Prodigal on par
able with China characterized as
the profligate older brother who
must be punished and brought to
its knees by the righteous younger
brother, Japan, who wants to
"beat some sense" into China's
head and save the Far Eastern
inheritance.
"The desire to bring China to its
knees is much more deeply rooted
than arrogrance and much more
difficult to deal with," said the
sneaker. "It is rooted in a com
bination of ambition and tear, ine
Japanese military are ambitious
and they fear China's reconstru
tion and consequent strength."
China Finds Self.
The war is affecting China in
precisely the opposite way that
Japan intended, according to Dr.
Luccock. China is coming to its
feet instead of falling to its knees,
and as the war proceeds China's
will to resist is becoming more determined.
Government propaganda has
brought about most of the ill will
that the Japanese and Chinese peo
ple harbor for each other, ihe cni
nese have been mis-educated into
distrusting and disliking the Jap
anese due to Gen. Chiang Kal
Shek and his colleagues. On the
other hand, the Japanese govern
ment has carried on such a propa
ganda crusade that a great many
Japanese people are convinced that
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('niirleny JnutnHl
DR. B. CLIFFORD HENDRICKS
Returninc Thursday from a con
vention of the American Chemical
society held at Dallas, Tex., Prof.
B. C. Hendricks of the university
chemistry department, reported
that a part of the program which
would be of interest to students of
chemistry was the day devoted en
tirely to papers delivered by stu
dents. Undergraduate and gradu
ate students from Missouri, Kan
sas, Oklahoma and Texas reported
on their work.
RIDING CLUB SETS
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LINGS DEADLINE
OR SADDLE MEET
Two Nebraska students of me
chanical engineering were awarded
places for the papers they pre
sented in a contest sponsored at
the annual regional convention of
the student division of the Amer
ican Society of Mechanical En
gineers in Omaha last week.
The Winers were rins timun.
a Junior, who won a prize of $30
for his paper entitled "X-ray Wells
Inspection by Hign treasure
Lines" and John Passmore, a sen
ior in the department, who was
awarded $20 for a paper called
"The Use of Aluminum Foil as an
Installation." Smith received sec
ond place and Gassmore third.
In the contest 15 papers were
entered from the nine different
schools that participated in the
divisional meet. The other schools
were Washington university at St.
Louis, the University of Missouri,
the University of Kansas, Kansas
State, the University of South Da
kota. University of North Dakota,
South Dakota State and Missouri
School of Mines.
Lincoln Horsemen to Judge
Annual Farmers' Fair
Competition.
Deadline for entries in the
Farmer's Fair Riding Contest is
Wednesday at 5 p. m according
to Marian Kidd, chairman of the
university riding club, who is in
charge of ararngements for the
competition.
All those intending to enter will
try out at Shrevc's riding academy
at 2 p. m. on April 30.
At this time the number of girls
will be limited to 10 or 12. Both
affiliated and non-affiliated girls
are eligible t'o enter.
The entries for the eastern
saddle class will be Judged on rid
ing ability and the way the horse
is handled. Special attention will
be paid to the position of the hands
and feet of the riders. The paces
to be indeed are the walk, trot
land canter. The judges are all
liss Hitcnman lakes unice:
competent Lincoln horsemen.
Organizations to Subscribe
Financial Backing '
For Opener.
Climaxing the Ivy Day festiv
ities, May 5, the A. W. S. Board
will again sponsor an all univer
sity tea dance. The dance will be
the first big party in the newly
opened Student Union building to
be sponsored by a student organ
ization. Music will be furnished by
the Beck-Jungbluth orchestra.
As has been done previously,
each fraternity, sorority, and or
ganized barb group caring to do
so will subscribe $3 for the affair.
This sum will serve as admission
for all of its members. Tags for
each member will be distributed
to each subscribing organization
before the dance, insuring the ad
mission of ea'h member. A door
admission of 10c will be charged
for every student attending who
does not' belong to a subscribing
group.
Dating Optional.
"The dance should prove of spe
cial Interest this year," states Hel
en Pascoe, A. W. S. president, "as
it will be held in the newly opened
Union building and close enough
that every student may attend."
"Dating for the afair will be op
tional, cutting will be permissible.
and in order to make it a fitting
climax to Ivy Day we feel every
university student should plan to
attended," says Janet Lau, chair
man of the committee in charge of
arrangements.
This is the second year the. A.
W. S. board has sponsored the Ivy
Day dance, and if it again proves
to be a success it may become an
Ivy Day tradition.
AT
norman mm
As President of Home
Ec Professional.
Mary Hitcnman of Ord was re
vealed as new ly elected president
of Phi Upsilon Omlcron, home ec- j
onomics honorary and professional i
fraternity, at installation ceremo-'
nioa hnlH Cnnrlnv afternoon in the!
Home Economics parlors. Officers May 7 Set 3S DatC f OT TripJitional executive board
were eieiriru iy nciuui hivmiwvi( ( ,
School Plant.
members
at a special election recently, and
the names were not revealed until
Sunday. At the same time ll girls
were initiated Into membership.
Other officers who were installed
at the ceremonies Sunday were:
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Woodard, Gray, Prof. Lantz
Represent University
At Convention.
Nebraska barhs last week be
came affiliated with the National
Independent Students association
at the first country wide conven
tion group nt Norman, Okl. The
Nebraska delegation consisting of
Prof. E. W. Iintz. Denver Cray
and Francis Woodard shared views
with 105 delegates from 24 other
institutions in 14 states and also
helped to organize an executive
board to direct subsequent activ
ities of the group.
Organized mainly to help in co
ordinating the activities of the va
rious associations of independent
students and to enable them to ex
change ideas, the new association
will be almost entirely free of na
tional offices and expenses Prof.
Lantz stated.
Next Conclave in Kansas.
J. F. Findlay, dean of men at
Oklahoma, was chosen as execii-
! live secretary to serve on tnc n.i-
i ncaius
Greeson of Oklahoma will serve ns
assistant. Members of the noarj
Include Charles Alexander, K. U.,
president; J. A. Park. Ohio State,
dean of men; Sidney Reagan, Tex
a. university: Bruce Skacg'.
r.'i
and David Gam-
'Plain Dirt Gardner' O'Brien
Says It Witit Flower Gardens
Barton, Illinois,
bill, Colorado.
The second national convention
of the Independent students will be
held nxt spring at Lawrence, Kas.
UnivfTMty Silicon (Jive
Conrrrl Kf fore Doctor
Wednesday evening the Univer
sity Singers will present a short
program before memlers of the
State Medical association here for
thei.- convention this week.
Old Maids, Hen-Pecked Males
Turn to Planting, Says
Noted Specialist.
Friendly and as Irish as his
name. Harry R. O'Brien, who in
I his character of "The plain Dirt
I Gardener" of Better Homes and
Gardens fame Is as well known to
gardeners as Andy Gump or Mutt
anjl Jeff, tilted back on the hotel
room chair, pulled contentedly at
a pipe and answered questions. He
I'rutcrnitics File lliihli
Data Before S Friday
All fraternitiet mut. turn In
the name of their ruih chair
man, hli addreit, and hie tele
phone number to Profeteor
Schramm'e office by Friday
noon. Number of ruih carde
must alio be turned in to Pro
feteor Schramm'e office at that
flme.
Maybe ihe Daily Ncbraskan
Jusl Comes Out Too Often
'Rag Picks All State Staff;
Justifies Its Existence
In College Field.
With smug satisfaction, or so it
would Bcem, Norman Litlrcll, edi
tor of the Peru college Pedago
gian, selected the other day what
he chose to call "Nebraska's all
state college newspaper staff."
An excellent Idea Mr. Llttrell
considered eight "papere": The
Peru Pedagogian, the Wayne Gol
denrod, the Hastlnge Collegian,
the Kearney Ajitelope, the Mid
land, and Chadron Eagle, the
York Sandburr and the Doane
Owl.
Maybe the Daily Nebraakan
comee out too often. Perhaps It
goes by too fast for editor of bi
monthlies to see and to 'take no
tice of it. At any rate, we have
our own selections for the all
state college newspaper staff.
All State Staff.
Mr. Littrell's "first Nebraska
all slate college newspaper staff;
Editor in chief: Mary F. Taylor,
editor of the Midland, "Nebras
ka's ranking college paper."
Eoltorlal writer: Maxine wens,
Chadron.
Associate editor: Bert Hall,
Pea1.
Business manager: Cyril Davii,
Chadron.
Sports editor: Don Kristufek,
Doane.
Columns: Sport, "Sport Wrap
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was nr. (own speaKing on - !
Fashion 1n Flowers" before the
local- garden club.
"I jok up gardening as a hobby
after I got married. I was a farm
boy and had been Interested in
gardening for a number of years
before I began writing articles
about It. For ten years I've con
tributed regularly to the lieuer
Homes and Gardens and since July,
1928, I've had a story In every
Issue."
Travels 50,000 Miles.
"The Plain Dirt Gardener" is a
Dart time instructor of Journalism
In Ohio university, and is on the
writing staff of the Country Gen
tleman, During the last four years
he traveled 50,000 miles Interview
ing flower hybridizers to get ma
terial for a series of articles. In
his Journeys, which took him from
coast to coast, he talked with more
any
Tie-medical students above the
freshman year will go to Omaha George Washington university;
.May 7 to visit tlie mecncai scnooi
there.
Several operations will be per
formed for the benefit of the stu
dents, who will also visit class
rooms, laboratories and hospitals.
Saturday morning will be spent
at the medical school while dur
ing the afternoon students will go
sight seeing about the town or
attend fraternity rush parties.
Satuiday evening a dance will be
given for their benefit.
About 80 pre-mods attended last
year, about 2,ri of whom were
iriils. Passes are issued by Dr.
plant hybridizers than has
other writer in America.
Laughing over the' manner In
which he is cartooned In niaga-1 otis Wade. nre-med adviser
zincs, O'Brien said that clubs I which admits them to the various
asked him to speak, he thought. activities in Omaha,
not mainly to hear what he had to j pr Wade is very much in fa
say, but to sec what he locked Vrr of medical students attending
like. "The Plain Dirt Gardener" is pl(..med days In Omaha. He states
of little less than medium height , that they should be acquainted
and is developing a double chill. I with the town and the school
He has grey hair, with a bald spot w,ii h they will sometime attend,
crowlne lareer. blue eyes. He ii added' that they only missed
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AG ESTES COOP PARTi
Concensus Names Coeds as
More Subtle Line Casters
Coed Practice Ivy Day
ProceHhional Tomorrow
All coeds who are to take
part In the Ivy and daisy chain
processions for the Ivy day
ceremony May 5, will practice
tomorrow at 5 p. m. In room
203 of the Temple. Purpose of
the meeting Is to learn the pro
cessional song. William G.
Tempel will direct the singing.
Every organized woman's
house on the campus Is entitled
to send one senior, One Junior
and one sophomore representative.
Students Agree Girls Sling
Quality 'Bull,' Men
Toss Quantity.
Dating bark to the duys before
the first Nebraska man donned
bicycle clips anil the first coed
tucked up her five petticoats for
lawn tennis, the top ranking sport
of the campus has been the old
Spanish pastime of "throwing tho
bull," tho art of exchanging flut
tering but Insincere compliments
between boy and girl.
The question put before a group
of students by a recent Dally Ne
braskan poll is: Who throws the
bull the farther the men or their
feminine companions? Whfch sex
has the best "line" and which is
most easily taken in by glib pat
ter? To these questions. Ken Pavey,
A. T. O., answers: "The girl's line
Is more sutdje than the man's, and
she covers It up Im-hIiIcs by claim
ing that fellows sling all the bull.
However, although she nas a su
perior technique and Is piepuied
for a masculine line by previous
experience, she Is more likely to
believe his line than he to believe
hers. Don't ask me why that Is."
Corroborating Pavey. Howard
Llnch. D. U.. declares, "Boys are
more obvious and use a line more
often. Girls are more subtile and
are taken in more easily."
Turning temporary traitor to
her sex, Pat Jensen, Alpha Phi,
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Jack Ellison's Band Plays;
Carnival Concessions
Planned Friday.
In a nautical atmosphere stu
dents will dance to Jack Fllison's
band at the annual F.ates-('oop
dance in the student activities
building on Ag campus Friday,
Apt II 2, from to 12 p. m.
Aboard the S. S. Kstes mem
bers of the Y. W.-Y. M. staff in
charge of hirangements have
planned other entertainment in
cluding booths, and carnival concessions.
Tickets may be purcnaaeo. in
the Y. W. C. A. In Ellen Smith
or the Y. M. C. A. offices in Tem
ple building for 55 cents a couple
or at 25 cents for women and 30
cents for men single admission.
General chairman is DeLoris
I.ois assisted by Lucille Marker.
Frances Vaughn is In charge of
tickets and Pat Sternberg Ih head
ing the committee for decoration.'.
Sigma llpwilon Elects
Fred Koch President
Members of Nebraska chapter
of Sigma Upsilon, national litcrury
fraternity, elected officers at their
meetlr.g held Sunday evening at
the home of Dr. L. C. Wlmberly.
New president and secretary re
spectively are Fred Koch and Nor
.man Bolker,
