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BY T1IK HAUNTUESS
The Sigma Clii's are known to
be a subtle bunch, but Bill Mc
Kerney ran untrue to Torm, Fri
day nifiht. He ami Margaret
Krau.se were headed for the Park
when all of a sudden the engine
stalled or something went wrong
with the car (Marge never did
find out exactly what the trouble
was). Anyhow those two spent
the intervening- hours stuck tn the
mud, until Hill, summoning un
usual presence of mind, called a
towing car and had the crate
hauled back to town just in time
for the 12:30 deadline. Funny he
didn't think of that earlier in the
evening.
When Hob Voigt and Betty Ann
Pntton accompanied by Ginny
Ueister and Hob Schleh sought
refuge from a storm on a picnic
Sunday, they found the cave into
which they had crawled had been
Inhabited previously by a little
M riped' animal who made their
hostv exit a necessity. Kun and
things.
It might be love in bloom, but
anyhow we'll let you draw your
own conclusions. When Jimmie
Pearson and Keith Baird, a couple
of IVIts were late for their dates nt
the Alpha Xi 1VH house Saturday
night, they said it with flowers to
the tune of sweet peas to Klma
F.uih "Lallni.m and roses to Killa
Mae Nevin.
The next morning the order was
reversed and roses arrived for
Tlma Ruth and sweet peas for Killa
Mae. They must have had guilty
conscience.se because corsages
scarcely grow on trees at least in
these parts. Maybe their quick
i.niTit to Omaha can explain their
concern.
We'll not soon forget the lovely
life sized portrait of Peggy Pascoe
in her mermaid costume which ap
peared again in the Omaha World-
Herald. There's something fishy
about the way that little girl's pic
ture gets around.
Just to prove how nice and inno
cent our profs are, Mr. Gettman
admitted to his Knghsh 22 class
that he never could remember just
how many pints there are in
quart. He went on to add that he
had quite time with the spelling
of the word "nineteen" which
couldnt have been just a subtle re
buke to a sleepy eight o'clock
class, could it ?
who the people were. They raised
an awful rumpus, but tne manage
ment diiln t kick them out.
The girls' dorm is getting awful
noisy lately and it Is all one girl's
fault. This cute trick is Jan Har
mon from no one knows where.
Whenever our gal sees some one
she knows walking along peace
fully on the street, she yells from
her window all sorts of words that
aren't becoming to a lady. Some or
the guvs have named her os
We can't figure out what thai
means. Can You?
with a
to be
MILK. IN
The Turnpike opened
iim.r 1i"v..ivImi,Iv seemed
nhl. to Hcrnne 111) enough dough to
go and have a whia of a time. 11
we started to name every one thai
was there we would have to get out
our little red book. Somebody
swiped it so that is that.
We heard of a PI Phi pledge, an
other one, w ho has lowered her age
a couple of years so that the gent
she likes awfully well will keep
coming around. The fellow is a
nice boy too,
Don't forget the convocation to
day. All the worthy ladies and
geiits are to get their laurels. Let s
go and clap.
AG IKAYATIONS
What students did not go home
for Faster Sunday did some cele
brating here nt college. The Poul
try club boys and their Faster
Phalanx.
hold a me
r""""' .. . . ... . I :..n.,ln
this evening at 7;Hl al me
hotel.
Intcr-Fraternlty Council.
. ....I .if fhe lnter-Kraternity
council will meet this evening
room 9. Morrill hall, at 7:30.
eting
in
for
B. C.
dance provided entertainment
Saturday iiiglit.
win mid Carlson, A. C
i,i shots, danced the waltz they
..i i.i imve saved for someone else
together. . .Lee Paris came back to
.m.i for the dance and escorted
llelen Morton. Alpha f" O. . .H
, 1,.,-u for something more
I . till --- ,
than the .lance, tho. because he an
...,.w..,.i ihnt she had his ring
iw. It mean the expected thing
or was it lust an Faster gift?
Fric Thor forgot the home
f,r nno her nienr. ana
girl
town
rated
. . ... . r - .ih u.tu 1 he
a h..i uL'iin Aim v.i-i .
ovnlain that to Leo
Cooksley, who is home at the pres
Hi Lee, Hi I A off on a picnic
. or rather, thev go, because
thev nosltivelv refi
"HOW go
low a creature as a gore writer go
picnicing with them. By "thev" t.
moan the Retds, Marian and Am.
old, the Van Horns, Dorothv .,.
Don, tho Welchs, Goorgine Bnj
Palmer, and the Hea.lys, Maiin
and Karl. They refused to toll
where the thing was to be held but
a little bird and it wasn't Tee Wee
either) says it Is going to be f,.
far from the maddening crowd '
hpeaKinR or gr.re writers, tht
Farmers Fair disher-outer is get
ting quite famous ,at least soma
dozen persons are out looking fr
her scalp. By the way, it might
be a most excellent idea for her
and me to get together over our
mutual back fence and exchange
choice items. How about it
Madam X?
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BY TIIK HAUNTKK
There is a Phi Thi pledge who
can't make up her mind in which
house she would like to date. In
fa t we received a letter in the
mail yesterday morning telling us
this fact. It said that she was hav
ing a terrible time deriding
whether to go to the Miami Triad
or to the Sigma Nu Gold Kush
party of the same nite. We think
that she should make up her mind
soon before the guys get mad at
her and change their niind.s.
Thanks for the letter.
Tiie Phi P.sis have taken to
throwing bottles at passers by and
the other night two fellows nearly
met with one of them. Why they
are doing it no one secnis to know.
Maybe the waste baskets are filled
and they have no place to dump
the milk bottles.
M.ist of the people in the Tasty
Pastry shop Sunday nite were riis
turtied by a riot. We can't tell
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