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BY THE HAUNTER
There lias been nn Artist nn thp
campus for the last three weeks
who draws pictures. of you and me
for 50 cents and does it in a funny
way. e stopped off to talk to me
yesterday and stated that the girls
on this "barren" Dlace are either
broke or they have too much van
ity to have the aces put on paper.
We sort of hinted that nin vhn
those fast fellows who were sell
ing magazines a few weeks ago
took all the money the poor gals
had. Shame on you girls. We
thought the ladies "had more sense
to be taken In by flashv cars.
Jack Christiansen Kappa Sig
took his llonev to thp trnwrv stmn
the other day to help her mother
ouy some ioou stuits. While moth
er and daughter were in the store,
a friend of Jacks who is a driver
of a truck of a cleaning establish
ment In town happened along and
offered to take Jack's nnnts tn thp
shop. Jack said no because he
wouldn t have anything to go home
in and besides he had his girl with
him. But the kind fellow said he
was in the car and it would make
any difference. The man talked the
poor gent out of his nnnts nnrl
when the women folk came out of
tne grocery Jack couldn't face them
without his jeans so they had to
walk. The girl was sweet Pauline
Boyd, Kappa.
There is an Acacia wlm is im
posed to be going steady with a
-iu j ana is supposed to be very
serious about her. But instead of
spending his time with his only
one, he goes over to the Alph Xi
Delta house with some little choice
bit there. What some men won't do
for love and stuff.
BY THE HAUNTRESS
THINGS PEOPLE NPVPR
TIRE OF: Parking on O street on
ounuay evenings to watch the
couples promenade arm in arm;
eatine" T)nn mm in linio cfmu-e-
driving down sorority row at 12:30
10 witness tne hurried exits from
parked cars; that last class on
Friday afternoon: daneinir at tin.
Park; Just watching the crowd
irom a booth at the T. P.; riding
in cars with the top down; cokes;
heading for the wide open spaces
in picnic clothes; that Sunday
morning sleep; midnight spreads;
watching candid cameramen at
work; wearing new clothes; brows
ing about the uncompleted Stu
dent Union building; ice cream
cones at Smith's; reminiscing over
their freshman year at college;
bull sessions; Bpring; seeing their
friends' names in the dirt col
umns; thumbing thru Cornhuskcrg
of 1!0 years ago; airing their pet
gripes; checks from home; 1
o'clock permission; profs with a
sense of humor, and punning, I
suppose.
After yestci day's column about
the A. T. O.'s who certainly know
their onions, a box arrived at the
house addressed: "To Mary Anna
Cockle, with great anticipation"
and wrapped in purple tissue pa
per was an onion surrounded by a
goodly supply of Hauntress col
umns. The enclosed note read: "To
Mary Anna Thanks so much for
the publicity. Being big hearted
fellows, we don't wnnt to keep
such treasures to oui selves, but
would like to share them with our
closer friends. Well, we'll be smell
ing you," signed Francis Lotterle,
George Cullen, Stanley Peterson,
and Ben Bushman. Oh, if I could
only cook, I'd return their scallion
wrapped around a Wimpy.
Monday night the Alpha Phi's
got what they've been looking
for for some time now. Jackie
Fuller and Bruce Lyon decided
that there was just no use hold
ing out any longer, so they hied
themselves down to the confec
tioners and ordered up a five
pound job to be shipped to the
Phi house, from whence thiy
trotted over to a tobacco shop
and sent out a sizeable order to
the Sigma Chi shack. The hour
dance following, however, was not
the success it might have been
for just as the boys had completed
the sweetheart song with great
gusto, and the girls lined them
selves to the right to put the
finishing touches on Bruce, that
young man made a dart for the
front door and thence to his wait
ing car. Throwing the gears out
of reverse, he traversed a couple,
ui nunc lawns aim maue nis es
cape. Bruce may not be just sweet
16, but evidently he doesn't ap
prove of wholesale kissing.
Incidentally, Pat Jensen, who al
ways makes her way to an or
chestra seat on such occasions, did
not arrive on the scene until the
man in question was well on his
way. Fires and candy passines arc
two things that young lady hates
to miss, so snc took it pretty hard
Bruce had better be careful or
he'll have some lain check work
on his hands.
If you really care to hear a good
story you might get in touch with
a Sig Ep. The brothers have been
telling all around the campus
about the hour dance their chapter
had at Ways Inn Inst Sunday
night. The only trouble is, thai
we had thought all along at hour
dances it was the fellows who got
the cut.
Marjorie Manchester, little Al
pha Xi Delta brunette, has "bor
rowed" a Farm House pin and is
wearing it about the campus. How
ever, the sisters seem to ininF.
that this is just another method
of Jisguising her real purpose, as
some folks don t care for a tubbing
just because their minds happen
to run to pins and things. Despite
all her protests, they won't take
her new acquisition lightly. You
know the old adage: "A woman
convinced against her will is of
the same opinion still," and in
this case there are 36 of them.
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NOONDAY LENTEN SERVICES
HTDNTSDAY TO IRIDAV II 10 TO 11:15 P. M.
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Trof. Thco. Hoyer, of Concordia Seminary,
Speaker. The Tublic is Cordially Invited
Tune In to the I.uhrran Hour KFAR S:SW r. M. Ivtrj
Sunday Ir. Walter A. Malrr, Epraatr
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SOCIETY7
By Dixie Davis.
Sigma Phi Epsilon initiated the
following men :P.ruce Person,
Dave Holmberg, Harry Seagren,
Ai Nobak. Francis Morris. Logan
Schross and Bob Dreibus.
Virginia Pederson, Alpha Phi,
and Ray Elliott. Delt of last year,
announced their engagement in
Omaha recently. They are to be
married the 30th of May and then
move to Pamosa Beach, Calif.
Martha Montgomery. Delta
Gamma, and George Vieregg, Phi
Psi, announced their engagement
and approaching marriage a few
days ago.
A. O. Pi alumnae will meet this
evening at 6:30 at the home of
Mrs. R. V. Evans, 1820 B.
However, he. mentioned that it
will be keeping up with the Beta
tradition and it will te a party
oniy as tne Beta's can give.
Speaking of Beta's, electicn of
officers was just held. President
hermit Hansen; vice president,
Robert Gannon; recorder. Orvan
Hager, jr.; treasurer, Frederic
Kiecb.pl: corresponding secretary.
Theodore Welton: sergeants at
arms, John Stoddait, and John
W eingarten.
7 1SJ .' B. R
ure si'Clns 1n I'C sollicl
in llie basement
linker nnil Hill
'I about.
tlmM' imbrications olfiocs
nf I ' IimII I .:ist year Sh
Ilollistor, piiblioiitioiis moguls, were ioinul
In 1h loin ;i little nfl'icr work of nil hop
doubt fill viiluc 1o iiublii'.'itions. Tlio
result of one cscjirinile was the pl.'iss door
in I be Av;,rviin office.
This your is liable to run true 1o form
if Tniitoii isn't enrefnl. It wasn't so bml
yesterday hreauso it was broad day light
and he and Until Huston were just catch
ins tip a little on 1heir night, work. Pee
Wee says he hopes they put glass walls in
Hie publications offices in the now Student
Union building.
For Miss Huston we have two sugges
tions. First, watch out for Hie campus
cop. Second, run right down to GOLD'S
nnil gel one of those new ninniiisli striped
suits. They are made of new Hanlani
Cloth and the chalk stripes arc the nuts.
They sell for only $10.00.
They tell a story of a Sigma Nil from
out west who stopped here over the week
end. Now there's nothing particularly
astounding about that but ho, happens to
be the son of an undertaker and was driv
ing n new hearse out to the old home
town. For some reason ho stopped at the
Kappa Sig house. Fraternity loyalty
might inipoll us to draw some connection
between Kappa Sigs and corpses, but wc
won't.
A few intuit lis ago the boys out D. U.
way outmaiiouvered several of the other
clubs and pledged Lloyd, Griinin. There
was nothing wrong in that but when
shortly afterward the boys from out soulh
started approaching the members of the
Innocents Society it was rather obvious
what they wanted.
It soeins Ihat in Iheir eyes Grinim is
lhc most M-onderfullest athlete in the
wholo wide world and, even tho his aver
iK0 is n little below the required 78, he
would make n terribly fine Innocent.
Now Lloyd is a good boy and a good
nthletc, but the brother pushing act is get
1"R just a little large. You boys Wouldn't
want us to think that you just pledged
t.riinni because lie might be nn Innocent,
do you "
Sunday we published a few lines from,
not Shakespeare, but our own Lynn
Thompson. They were not too compli
mentary to his cx-girl friend, Jane Alvev.
It wouldn't have been half so funny if
Sunday hadn't been the first anniversary
of their last date and Thompson, nlwavs a
great kiddor, got up bright and early 'and
sent, a telegram to Jane in commemoration
of that great event. Well, ihoy Kay Hip.
girl was more than a little burned up. And
so Mas Tom when he arrived home from
sending the wire to spot our little item in
the Kag. .
Just one week from last Sunday is
Faster, and Easter calls for new spring
clothes, and that calls for a new suit from
, GOLD'S. There is really a fine selection
1o choose from, with gaberdiner, 1 weeds,
and lounge models predominating. You
fellows had better see them 1his week.
liae Simonson can probably explain
the company he was keeping out at, Way's
the other evening. They were all fellows
and Merc all dressed in cow boy hats a-la-western
Nebraska. Perhaps they were just
a few friends from the home town in to
the big city for a whee. At least the wee
part of it seems to be correct.
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