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THE DAILY NEHKASKAN. TUESDAY. JANUAUY 1ft, lO.W
Societu
By Johnny Howell Quarterback
iiml
Mary Anna Cockle
JOHN HOWELL
AS MANY A INN A SEES IT
situation is another rent com
promiser, another Hunk Clny, who
mil bring till' tWO Opposing forces,
the skirt mul hose makers, to
gether iiml iirrlve at some, huppy
ninilliim which will assure the cov
ering of miladies' knee. It might
he the solution to our mild winters
Tor what weatherman eoulil be so
cruel us to send n wintry blast
down upon the unprotected knee
I'.ai'bnrn Meyer, D. G., just re
covered tier U. V. pin which nhe
returned last fall. Sunday night
must not he a night of study lor
her, or for him, lie happens to he
n prospective doctor studying in
mimlin, nice looking and his name
Is Sam Kwcnsoii.
The exclusive ltelas seem to be,0' " JJ"'''1'1'
low on funds lately, A great many
it tl'.rni have been seen taking
their dales to the Liberty theater.
From all indications Doug Dort,
"the Great Lover" at the llela
house has found a new rendezvous
for himself and Kilcen Donley,
who have been slumming every
week at the Liberty for at least a
month or more.
To fill: With the appointment
of Krnie While, A. T. )., to the
Naval academy, Nebraska univer
sity loses one of Its top ranking
wlsecrackers. 1 don't know what
he said when he heard the news
but 1 can make a fair guess. Mc
might have said: "It was sure
Ltickey 1 got it." (Representative
Luckey- you get it.)
I
1'iii ky Niiel nbcrger accius tto be
having his effect on the I'olice
Department the past week end.
Friday night he had a little illffi-
cully because he hail no tallllght I
en his car, and a kid on a bike ran I
i m 1 1 1 It In nv-iii.l lilttlnii .'in (in com.
lug ear. Then he had a flat tire. t('r this J'"'"'-
Saturday he got n ticket lor no
tuillight, only one headlight, and
no slicker. Such Is the luck of the
iinfoitunalc Delta I'psilon pledge.
SEEN ON Mi CAMPUS
HY HOD UITT
LKO COOKKLFY, A, G. R is
getting mound again. He was
home on the farm the first semes-
Klectlon of officers for the next
term has just taken place at Car
rie lielle Raymond Hall. They are:
rresident, Irene Halin; vice presi
dent, Betty dements; secretary,
Caroline Thompson; treasurer, Inn
Jackson; social chairman, l.eili
Massie; senior representative, Sy
bil Haynes; junior representative,
Ruth Holz; sophomore represi nta
tlvc, Rutli Arhuthnot; freshman
representative, I'atty Sternberg.
Tonight . ther? will be a bonsi'
1IKLKN HALLOW AY ami ???,
and HANNAH SRH and LFJtOY
llOLQL'IST were tlie first couples
In formals to drift Into the Dairy
hop. Hy ii::u) about half the cou
ples on the. floor were in formals.
FLA INK. COOIC more or less
look all the laurels, or whatever it
is they give for dazzling formals,
with her led nnd black creation.
(This is not a fashion comn
cither.1
The Game Management group
went on a field trip last Saturday
nnd stopped In Madison for lunch.
Thirteen Coeds Here Serve
As Subjects for New
N. U. Research.
Dr. Leverton, a new member of
the home, economics staff and for
merly of the University of Chi
cago, Is using 13 girls us subjects
for her study of the nutritional
status of collego women. For an
entire week each girl weighs ev
erything she eats nnd saves a sam
ple for analysis. The purpose of
the study is to determine the
utilization of protein, calcium,
phosphorus, Iron ("id copper by
the body. Dr. Leverton says,
"Much needs to be learned about
the body's needs and use of these
dietary essentials (luring the years
of late adolescence und early adult
hood." Several universities are word
ing on a similar study in the hope
ot being able to find out the diet
ary requirements of college wom
en. This is the first year such work
I ha sheen done at the University
of Nebraska.
Work at An Campus.
The nutrition chemistry Inborn
I lory Is on the ng campus. Although
! small, It Is newly and adequately
j equipped. Helping Dr. Leverton
! are F.laino Cruse, a lesenrch stu
j dent, nnd Alice Marsh, who Is
I working on her master's.
The student participants taking
part in tills experiment are Ma
jorie Runkel, Maxlne Armstrong,
Lciih Schllctniaii, Oulnh Winter
mote, Majorle Meyer, Frances Ma
jor, Mary Doubt, Marjoric Shan-
j non, Mary Kims, ISelda Anderson,
Marie w hiliennnch, Helen Mimer,
and Kalhryn Kilmer.
SlcUtL cuui Shi
BY DEAN POHLENZ,
LISTEN COEDS ! 1 I Here Is
your chance to exercise that, sup
pressed desire: The Nebruskan and
the Lincoln theater are conducting
a contest in connection with the
picture "The Perfcrt Specimen."
The deal Is that you, the feimnes,
pick the masculine equivalent of
Nebraska, Sweetheart, In other
words, the Perfect Specimen.
Anyone practically, Is eligible.
The only requirements are that
candidates be
white, free and
over Vi. He
need not be able
to speak seven
languages but
must be able to
make love In
one.
Kveii as this
Is being writ
ten, the blonde
over my shoul
der casts the
first vote for
Llovd Grimm.
T h u t's all
very well but
votes must be
p h o n e d o l'
brought to the Nebruskan office
In V hall or dropped in the box
at the Lincoln. To the man chosen
as the Perfect Specimen goes a
one-month courtesy ducat for him
and his date. The runner-up gets
a two week free double admission.
Huskcr AUci!i iims Awry
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YW VESPER SERVICE
DISCONTINUED TODAY
There will be no Y, W. C. A.
vespers this aftcrnbri at Ellen
Smith hall. Meetings will be
resumed after semester exami
nations according to Frances
Marshall, chairman of the ves
per staff.
Special lecturers will then be
selected for the second semes
ters. Everyone who has not at
tended Is urged to attend.
Ktoii! I.ln'i'ln .Ii'i'iiril
l Vti-rnrr. Nt'liriilm irmiril .- Irlril I" ilunk On. Ii.i -lul lint liN ihIIh'M i llurt
ni'iil liir nil u llii' iirnhiikrr liiiikrliiu I, mmi Imm it In II IIK '!""
MIihihmI, 2:-IH. I rlrt:i) llllllll 111 llu- Plllll. Miiinn III I Mr plliilii lirr hrll llrnwll,
o. 'M, i;liuil MIHII t'cnliT, mtil nl ti'il Milliitf, Omiril lliirltui llrrni. No. :0
Ihr llriiuiii'iiiiii tmik H.I IiiiIi ill On' H'iiii mill tvprr mlri'i'oillil imi 1 Mlilk' ""'
tlsaiir riiniii'i-li'il mi II nl U.'i iillrnilit.
on the tour... Louis llayward, who I NEW ENGLISH TEXT CON-
give gender to liiMiiimate objects,
such as this individual did when
he wrote "This board- she Is too
long, " It's almost as bad If you
use words thai exaggerate your
meaning For example, what poor
taste to say "I was completely
stunned to discover a second run
In my hose," when what you should
have said was, you were shocked to
Iiml the run ..."
On the subject of pronunciation,
the authors list twenty-four words
used in everyday F.ngllsh which
are commonly mispronounced. The
authors call these words "demons'1
of speech and have grouped them
accordingly to similar vowel
Pounds
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emiiieil of the new officers and the I T,lPy (ll"vp 20 mil,'s nft,'r Ulnch
retiring oft leers.
At Carrie Hcllc's format Satur
day night, people were so stunned
at having punch that at first,
some thought they might be going
color blind. After tasting it tlio, it
proved to be genuine and very
good too.
Until a little while ago, Kdie
Knight, Theta pledge, got the
words to Bet Mcir Bist Der Schon
before they found that DF.NVK1!
CRAY and RALPH FITZ were
missing, Upon going back, they
found them In a Hested stole get
ting the nddress of one of the
clerks. (Her name was houise
Young i.
COACH HAGELIN CHOSEN
ON ALL-AMERICAN TEAM
Huskcr Student Swim Coach
Ranked in Ninth Place
On Aquatic Crew.
1'ete Hagelln, Huskcr student
swim coach, has been named on
the 1937 All America intercollegi
ate swimming team of the Na-
1 tional Collegiate Athletic asocin-
LF.S SCILMADKKK and MY-Hon. He was ranked ninth in the
LAN ROSS, A. H. men, started selection of the aquatic aces, be
out the Dairy hoii iluncing to-! hind MU'inimei-M frnin Michieiin
Iowa, Minne-
a little twisted nnd she went I Klhcr. Incidently, every dairy Harvard, Penn, Yal
aioun l singing. My Beer Missed nl""- P"H- pifseni, or luiure. wiis-Kota and Oregon.
Dead F.nd hit the local screen in
a preview last week and has the
hicks talkine. Almost suncrlative
was Harney, the Oldtield who last I
night inaugurated a new series of j
film gossip over KFOK. Time 0:10
....Unfortunately Hint's dinner
lime for mo.it of us. Disgruntled
are those members of our congre
gation who are so station house
as to object to the mismanagement
of King's shooting gallery booking
Frankle Masters for the Friday
lllg lit of exams.
.loan Fontaine nnd Allan Lane
using the back of a "Certified"
script to play the word game on
the set.
Jack Arnold hiring a special
bvcry truck to carry thousands
of fan pictures he sends out to
his screen and radio audience. , .
Ann Shirley cutting bangs that
curl under and part in the cen
ter. Caiy (Irani calling on linrbaia
Stanwyck al the Marwyck ranch
to inspect the stables. Phyllis
Brooks accomnanviii" Cnrv. Carole
Lonibnrd, Clin k liable, the Fred and gets every person she worked
MncMurrnys and the Ray Millnnds i with to autograph the cover..
last iinncaieil on the RKO lot In
"Tlie Woman 1 Love," returning
lo piny tlie male lead in "Con
demned Women." Louis finding n ,
favorite scarf he thought lost, in
the safe keeping of the dressing
room matron.
Oh, for the life of an extra
Two dozen of 'cm had to spend
the cnt.ro day on the "Joy of
Loving" set, asking Irene Dunne
for her autograph. What's more,
they got it. too. But it was all
for scenes in the picture....
Douglas Fairbanks. Jr., dining
all alone in the Beverly Hills
Brown Derby and seeming to like
it .. .Chester Morris may publish a teen words correctly you can con
book on how NOT to do curd tricks ' sider yourself n good .speller.
and parlor magic ... Victor Moore
having the time of his life buying
gadgets in one of those automobile
DEMNS 'MOOCH, WOW
(Continued from Page 1. 1
authors. "There are two decisions
when slang may be used: One.
when the expression lends a touch
of humor or liveliness to a remark;
and two, when it is rightly under-
stood and fits the meaning you
intend better than a more formal
expression. On the other hind.
slang Is bad because it ollenos wen
KAPPA PHI INITIATES 28
MEMBERS AT ST, PAUL'S
Miss Ostcrgard Heads Rites
Sunday for Methodist
Girls' Society.
Kappa Phi, Methodist soroiity,
initiated 2s new members lasl.
Sunday id St. Paul's church. The
initiation was followed hy a ten
with Virginia Oslergard, social
chairman in charge.
The initintt s are Harriet Adams,
bred people and must general is NI; , j( l;;,n ltllt, clans, Max
lne Clopine, Klvn Dunn, (leraldine
Kckstrolf, Kmily Fiandsen, Mar-
less eflective than pure Knglish
Test of Spelling.
According lo the nuthois. if
able to spell the following
nre
you
six-
supply stores... Lee Pntrick saves
the scripts from all of her pictures 1
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'ilon'ts
New
g.iret Collnailh, Frances (loth,
Audi i ll imley. Luelln Hunt, Wil
ma Fay Jackson. Lilah Jensen, Lu
cille Marker. .leamiette Martin,
Catherine May, Virginia Messing.
it, Ada Charlotte Miller, Kllnor
NcNin, F.vclyn Ripa, Margaret
Bobbins. Dorothy Sanfort, Mary
Sato. Latin Shannon, Mabel Sod
eiholin, Biielah Stickler, Ruth
Surlier, and Frances Turner.
Her Shnin.
on hand Saturday night.
Received in the mail to dav was
the following bit of correspon- '011 represented Saturday night
dence:
Dear Miss Cockle:
Would you be so kind as lo
tell me if a D. U. pledge by the
name of Brown from out Gcring
way is going steady with a
smooth Theta by the name of
Husted? If not, do you suppose
Mary Helen would consider dat
ing an active once in awhile?
We would look swell together on
a dance floor. Oh, boy.
Please let mc know very very
soon as I am anxious to get
started if you think it is O. K.
Just Another D. U.
Dear Just Another D. U.:
If she is going steady she cer
tainly is keeping it a secret from
the rest of her sorority sisters.
The only other thing standing in
your way is the question .13 to
whether she would date you or not
and you round very confident, po
go to it. If you're such a wonder
ful dancer, maybe some others
would like a break too.
Mary Anna.
Pete was chosen captain of the
All-Bic Six conference team last
The SIGMA KAPPA house was spring after his two first places
and a second aided the ornhusk-
crs in winning the Big Six chain-i
uionship. 1
Since the resignation of Jack;
I llH U-I1U Timlani! Ilinll rV.n'f ffrrftt
.-, ...... u..v.-!.,.. nihil, ui'n 1 I'lifii
W. C. Smith's public sale that the
orchestra wan advertising. They
had a sale bill on the front of one
of the music stands.
V
MINA JKAN YOUNG'S one and
only brought her back from home
Sunday night. Some 40 odd miles.
Looks tough, JOHNNY F!
r
HAROLD SCHUDKL and HAR
LKY DOLD coming out of the
grocery store with a loaf of bread.
What's wrong with the A. G. R.'.!
food ?
Wonder why KNGAARD LYNN
come back to Lincoln on Saturday
night after he went home Saturday
morning? MARJORIE SCHICK,
Knppa Delta, couldn't be the an
swer could she?
Minor, former coach who is em
ployed in governmental work in
Washington, Hagclin hns served as
student coach of the Nebraska
swim crew.
GERMAN PROFESSOR GIVES
17 LITHOGRAPH STONES!
Joseph Alexis, Son Carl j
Presents Department
With Fossil Slabs. i
Dr. Joseph K. Alexis, chairman
of the department of Germnnic
languages at the university, and
his son, Carl, presented the mil-
Residents of Alice Loomis hall ! T, V ' T'",,"', "U,n"
entertained Dean and Mrs. W. W. I r?pl lc ""one from Hie famous
Burr at a dinner Sunday noon. The I fca'e"hofr" 1imr"M ny-
., , . ' ., The slabs are particularly 1111-
afternoon was spent informnny. A hpm hy sh(W ,m.
prints and, in some rases, the pre
served specimens of fossil fish,
r0 -
and shoot fast.
.... ...Ml.l
1 r. u k l" ' . ...
la'"" r t ic tW' , .o tr-"
, ..,dc over fuc 1
your i -
IOWA WRESTLERS
inxviAirjiii nujJV.n ! crabs, insects, shells, and a few
BIG SIX CHANCES i f f the reptile-like birds common
(Continued from Page 3.1 i t0 t!,c world of yesterday. The
Alexis laniily spent tne entire
summer of 1030 traveling through
Germany. Carl Alexis is a student
in the geology department.
AS JOIISNY SEES IT
(Thi.i !s the second of a scries
of two urticles on women's apparel
by John Howell. Today's discus
sion concerns the relation of tho
skirt to the hose.)
In the first of these articles 1
pointed out that the condition of
the stock market was the barom
eter which Indicates the length of
women's skirts. The length varies
directly with the market. If the
market is up, the skirt is up.
The relation of the skirt to the
hose presents a problem of deep
social significance, one which will
need the services of another Hen
ry Clay if the flimsy skeleton of
morality in the United States is
to endure.
Women's hose manufacturers
have followed in the footsteps of
the skirt makers In regulating the
length of their hose. They, too,
depend on the condition of the
stock market to Indicate whether
more or less silk is going into this
year's sock.
Taking thesp two elements into
1 onslderntion, I have foreseen a
horrifying result. As skirts began
to get shorter n couple of years
ago so did hose. But skirts go
up the limb and socks go down as
they become shorter. Herein lies
the danger In such practices.
rirsi eviuence 01 wnac was 10 1 tt,B ,7- ni,,,n,i nhnlIt (.im.hp,i
come, struck me in a classroom ; nnil Klmpt. ..On0 M.,n Gnn..
about a year back when I espied na,.knpy lul9 lniI,gS umk.r cntrol
n iilili l I'L uu nil 11 111 llljr ! llllt
skin peeping from beneath a skirt
which the young lady had vainly
tried to stretch over her crossed
knee. With Dnme Fashion taking
great strides in whacking off these
two articles, I fearfully wonder
how long It will he before about
one foot 'of leg will go unclad in
the sitting position. (Six Inches
while standing erect. I It Is pos
sible that the mentality of our
collego women might revert to the
half-sock age. Or would It be a
reversion ?
What is needed to remedy this
15j. was third in the Big Six last
year. Joe Loucks, 165, was state
high school champion two years
ago, besides being midwest A. A.
U. champ. Guy Henderson, 1SD,
was third in the Big Six last vear,
and Al Stoecker. heavyweight, is
conference champion.
Iowa State started the season
by defeating both Wisconsin and
Northwestern by decisive margins.
Advance notices from Kansas
State Indicate that the Wildcat
grappling squad will be the best
in years. Seven major lettermen
are working out with the Wildcat
squad. Two brothers, Farland,
118, and Forrest. 125. will prob
ably represent Kansas State in the
two lighter weights. Capt. Carl
Warner will hold down the 130
pound post.
A three cornered dog fight Is
on in the 145 pound class, with
Darwin Beiry, last year's captain,
Dale Duncan, and Kenneth Nor
ton, all lettermen, after the posi
tion. Gerald Van Fleet, 155, is a
sophomore. Ed Keller, a letter
man, seems to he having things
his own way in the Ki5 pound
weight.
! Sophomore Leon Reynard has
in the heavyweight division. Hack
ney will be remembered as the
powerhouse who ripped hohs thru
the Husker forward wall for a
part of the third quarter last November.
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through th dtprcMilon. It Is tho
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COLLEGE WOULD.
Tlie director of the choir was
walking dejectedly up the walk
townrd the main building one day,
wondering where he was to find a
suitable first soprano.
Tho coed, just then began yell
ing lustily to her roommate half a
block away.
A few minutes later she was
running scales in the director's
studio. Now she sings first so
prano In the choir nil , because alie
wanted her roommate to bring her
a package of gum.
A fountain of death for germs
has been reported by two Stanford
university scientists which can
kill even smull animals. The in
vention will be used mainly to
study bacteria which are torn
apart by the vibration from a
quartz crystal, connected to high
frequency electric wires, and sub
merged in aharmless liquid which
will not conduct electricity.
I'MVKKSITY NOTES
Two of the articles in the Janu
ary number of F.cologieal Mono
graphs are contributed by former
university studiiils. Dr. Herbert C.
Hanson, who received his A. B. de
gree in 1916 and his Ph. D. degree
in 1925, acting director of the ex
periment station at Fargo, N. D
has an extensive exposition on soil
types and natural vegetation of
western North Dakota, while a
second article by Dr. William T.
Penfound, a former student, deals
with the vegetation of the ex-
i tensive swamp districts in sntith
' ern Louisiana, where he is profes
sor of botany in Tulane university
' at New Orleans.
i "
I Dr. George W. Rosenlof of
teachers college is author of an
article which will be published in
the quarterly of the Southern as
sociation, an organization similar
to the North Central association.
Si
Miss Kalhryn Schwake of the
fine arts department did all the
drawings appearing in the recently
published book entitled "The Con
duct of Physical Education" by
Miss Mabel Lee, chairman of the
department of physical education
for women at Nebraska.
Dr. Joseph Burt, chairman of the
depa'tment of pharmacy. Is still
receding numerous requests each
day from over the country for
quantities of his new antiseptic,
Chlorniercurl tarvariol. It Is be
ing tested extensively now In a
good many states.
"Shall
we get RJAR?I)?
Mike and Lora starfivi w
someone called it. V ' ea" rr'aEC'"
city wore off lu i y the nov-
j uic on. Mike went f,fT
with someone else And I , Mcxico
Marriage in E Flat
to CHARLES HOFFMAN
or shall we
Dr. W. H. Morton, chairman of
the department of secondary edu
cation, will sreak at Madison,
S. D., Feb. 9 on "The Hickory
Stick Club."
You'll soon be able to tell a
ui-lnnell college man by tho way
lie forks his spinach, If the collego
"orientation'' course is a success.
The course embracing among
other things proper tagle man
nersis given to freshmen.
It is crammed with such posers
as "when should you use a finger
bowl?" and "who should be
served first at a formal dinner?"
and "how would you eat corn
noiselessly ?"
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ALSO IN THIS ISSUE:
CANADA'S WONDER BOY. Backed by the man who pay, the Do
million's biggest income tux, Georje McCullagh is aft-cady Canada's Won
der Boy, publishes its most powerful paprr, ranks with Roosevelt as a radio
orntor. Canadians agree he can be Prime Minister at will, and the C. I. O.
rr.te him among their denrest enemies. A timely article by J. C. Furnas
WHY GO TO COLLEGE? Tolearnhowtothink?OrhowtoKrt into
the hir.hcr income-tax brackets? Dr. Robert M. Hutchins, President of the
University of Chicago, continues his discussion of American education.
A WASHINGTON ERRAND. Government bureaus multiply,
nnd tlie-ir power penetrates deeper nnd deeper into our lives. Why
arc people uneasy ? Garet Carrctt gives you n reporter's candid np
prair.nl of where American government is leading the Amfican
people.. .Stories by Leonard H. Nason and Octavus Koy Cohc.i,
serials, articles, poetry and cartoons.