DAILY NEBRASKAN
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Official Student Newspaper of the University of Nebraska
VOL. XXXV1L NO. 69.
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hix.istkation
Registration comes hut twice a
year, so take advantage while it's
here.
Remember, only two more shop
ping days for snap courses, so fin
ish weighing all the pros and cons
and get registered. Of course, you
could have gone to your advisor
at any time during the semester,
but he would probably have been
somewhere else, anyway. That, as
the editorial in yesterday's rag
pointed out, would have been the
logical procedure. It would also
have been an unprecedented pro
cedure and one that doubtless
would have given your advisor a
terrific mental shock.
The Millenium.
For a minute or two, let's imag
ine that a puzzled student goes
to his advisor for advice seven
weeks before registration!
The student look at the
number on the door twice to see
if it's the right one and enters.
The advisor's secretary takes
time out from her perusal of the
latest copy of Life or the morn
ing paper long enough to say:
"Go right in." (She thinks the
stude is one of the prof's pupils
who wants to make up a mid-semester
test.)
"Uh-hello, professor, whatcha
say er, I mean I want your
help."
"I mailed my community
chest donation in last month."
(coldly).
"No, this is different. I'm a
little puzzled about what to take
next semester. I kinda thought
I'd like your advice so I'd know
what it was all about."
"Miss hey, you, c'mere. The
prof, just fainted."
Bolt From the Blue.
The foregoing illustration is an
example of what might happen if
students suddenly started going to
their advisors in the middle of the
semester without giving two
weeks notice. This is an excellent
iden but would be apt to be quite
a strain upon your advisor's
nerves if you descended like a bolt
or nut-out of the blue.
Consequently, the host procedure
to follow would Ik to have your
roommate, write your advisor a
little note in advance warning him
of your future arrival. It should
go .something like this:
"Dear Prof. Arndt: (the name
is optional, of course) This is to
warn you that Sucha A Name
will come knocking on your door,
pushing opportunity aside, enter
and ask for advice on things
and stuff of an academic nature
two weeks from today. He is of
round mind and body and is
normal In every way except reg
istering. Please humor him.
Rspctfy yrs.
John Doe.
That Fee's Here Again.
That flunking fee of $1 per hour
now in effect at the University of
Oklahoma, 1.4 another good idea
to get students to nee their ad
visors more often and to open
more books than drugstore doors.
It also contains a potential money-maker
for student. For in
stance, Joe (ollilch gel his sun
ester's grades and (mediately
writes his op the following
epistle:
"Dear Uad;
. I flunked a three hour course
and consequently have to pay a
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HOMEElTlNDMiCS
MEIERS TO END
ELECTION I0DAY
Helen Holloway, Ruth Macsen
Contest for Presidency
Of Association.
Today is the last day that mem
bers of the Home Economics as
sociation can cast their votes for
the officers they prefer for the
following semester. The associa
tion has placed the polls in the
home economics building and has
provided a two day election to give
every member a chance to vote.
Helen Holloway and Ruth Macsen
are nominees for president, the
position now held by Agnes
Novacek.
Both nominees are prominent in
activities on the agricultural cam
pus. Miss Macsen is a member of
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10 FILL VACANCIES
Council Accepts Report
Proposing Affiliation
With N.F.S.A.
Vacant places on two major
boards were filled, and reports of
the annual N. S. F. A. convention
in Albuquerque, N. M., were pre
sented at a meeting of the stu-
J.ilm Ualcull.
Willlnm i 111 t"n.
dent council last night. Jane Wal
cott will replace Willard Kurney
on the student union board and Wil
liam Clayton was elected to replace
Burney as the council representa
tive on the Athletic Hoard of Con
trol. The two vacancies occurred
when Eurney, a senior member of
the council, left school shortly be
fore Die Christmas holiday.
A recommendation that the
council affiliate itself with the
N. S. V. A. was presented by Pres
ident Al Moseman and Vice Presi
dent Kloise Kcnjnmin, who repre
sented the council at the N. S.
F. A. convention the last week in
IX'fember. Mo.seman and Miss lieii
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mechaIcengineers
hear technical papers
Doubt, Struthcrs, Lcfflcr
Read Articles at ASME
Meet Wednesday.
Members of the Nebraska chap
ter of the American Society of
Mechanical Knginceis heard three
senior members read technical pa
pers at a meeting of the gioup held
last night.
Paul Doubt presented u paper
on "Graphical Solutions," Kcitl
St nil her discussed the subject of
"EoiiMer Dam Penstocks," and
Dean Lefflcr read his paper on
"Case Hardening."
The group adjourned following
the conclusion of theregular part
of the meeting and went down to
the foundry of the mechanical en
gineering building. There they
were served refreshments consist
ing of coffee and hot dogs pre
pared over tho brass furnace.
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Professors Take Offices
1-rom LliK'nin Journal
Howard Gramlich.
Dana F. Cole, member of the
university faculty of tho college
of business administration, and
Howard Gramlich, chairman of the
department of animal husbandry,
wre named president and first
Friday Sot as Last Day
For Taking Barb Points
Barbpoint chairmen are re
quested to leave a list of points
earned by those interested in
receiving credit for their activi
ties in the box in the Barb
A. W. S. room, at Ellen Smith
hall. This list must be in by Fri
day. Juniors, Seniors Have Last
Opportunity to Apply
Today.
Applicants for the two $25
scholarships offered by the W. A.
A. have just one more chance to
file their applications. Today is the
deadline for final entries.
Two awards are being offered to
the junior or senior women who
best fulfill the three qualifications
of financial need, high scholarship,
and W. A. A. participation.
The scholarship winners will be
chosen from the group applying
by a committee composed of mem
bers of the W. A. A. council. Eeach
award will be cash.
Anyone interested in securing a
scholarship should see Miss Ma
thilda Shelby in the W. A. A. in
tramural office before 5 p. m. today.
CLASSES AFI OKI) HUMOR AS
WELL AS SKULL DIUJIHiKKY
Students, Professors Spout
Occasional Wit During;
Study Times.
By Barbara Louise Meyer.
Life has taken on h new aspect
for both professors and students
now that the new semester is
about to begin. On the other hand,
it may just te a climax to a suc
cessful semester that is bringing
forth the witticisms anil bon mot
of the faculty and student body on
the eve of this fresh start, second
semester, I ICS.
Prof. Nils A. P.cngston, In one
of his geography classes, Is re
sponsible for the fastest quip on
personal defense this semester.
Planned bv his students because
of an unusually red nose, Profes
sor liengslon Hashed hack with
the answer, "It's sure the devil to
have a red nose and not the fun
that goes with it!"
Professor Hendricks of tho
chemistry department was not a
in no laiien imcx when a smart
student In the hnrU room nn.qworfil
his command of "Call it!" meaning
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From Unrein Jnurnril
Dana F. Cole,
vice president respectively of the
Lincoln chamber of comitieiee for
the coming year. New officers of
the organization were named nt a
meeting of the board of directors
Wednesday noon.
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Anton Nelson, 51, Plaster
Helper, Drops 40 Feet
To Death.
Construction of the student un
ion building took a toll of one life
yesterday when Anton Nelson, a
laborer on the university project,
was almost instantly killer alter
falling down a 40 foot elevator
shaft about 8:15 a. m. Nelson was
pushing a wheel barrow of plas
ter on the third floor when un
noticed he fell into the shaft
opening.
Workmen said that Nelson did
not cry out as he fell and that
the tragedy was not discovered
until his body was seen lying on
the shaft floor, about eight feet
lower than the basement ten or
fifteen minutes later. He may
have knocked his head on the
brick side of the shaft or the
steel plate and have been uncon
scious when he hit the bottom.
A saw horse had been placed in
the shaft opening to prevent Ac
cident but men woiking nearby be
lieved that it may have been re
moved the night Ik-fore when the
adjacent wall had been plastered.
Nelson died on the way to St.
Elizabeth hospital. Dr. N. E. Mil
ler said that he had a fracture nt
the base of his skull and injuries
to his neck and shoulders. The
fracture had probably caused
death.
that he should fill In the blanks
of the chemical formulae, with
the answers, "Kight ball in the
side pocket!"
' Spitting Technique.
The highest elevation in Ne
braska, according to Professor
Lugn of the geology department,
is .SOU feet. "The lu ll" it is'.'" voiced
a student in the back of the room,
hi amazement. And Professor
Kraut z in one of his English class
es had the students on edge by
continually eyeing Hie corner of
the room the whole liO minutes of
class tunc while explaning the
techniques of spilling in a spilooii.
I'rotessor tiVttman in his Wed
nesday afternoon English class
awakened the sleeping students by
declaring that "a man has to have
his extra-curricular activities." in
referring to "The Second Mrs.
Tangery, a prostitute with n
heart of gold." Mr. Slepanek also
can be accredited with one of the
best stories of the semester win n
he related tho talo of his erstwhile
roomnte who "slept all day, and
took a bath all night, indicating
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CLOSED SECTIONS
TOTAL 59 TODAY,
Business Organization 161,
Chemistry 31 Classes
Opened Again.
With heavy registration yester
day morning and afternoon, Dr.
A. n. Congdon, chairman of the
assignment committee, reported
last evening r9 sections closed and
the reopening of two that were
closed for Tuesday registration.
Sections reopened are Chemistry
11. 13, and Business Organization
161, section II.
The following sections are closed
to further enrollment:
Itarlt-rloloKv 101. K,
Itiltlni'iH Ori;iiiiriitloii 4, I, IV, VII, A,
ltllNlnff.H Ork'Uiiif.utlon 21, I, III,
hi-niUlrv 4, A, C, I, l;
ni'mmiry .HI, A.
i onmitTHitl Art 27. I.
ronmifrrlnl ArU 1ST, I.
CommrrclHl ArU 1 in. III.
f-.rulHMIlifN 3, III, l .
t.i-ninil 4 1, V, Mil
Kilurntion 63, IV, V, VI.
KmkIMi 21, II, III.
IMiKllih 2J, IV.
(trnrrnpliy 6t, C, l.
.ei;ni.liy 12, 11, III, K, O, H.
(tfrmim II, 4, 7.
Mallimmtlm 2, I. IV, VI.
.MKlhciiiiillrH 4, II, IV,
MiilhrnmtlCH II, II.
Alutht-itutllfK Mi. II.
Mnthrnialirn 40, II, VII,
Military rVlrnrr 2, I..
Mlhtiiry SoIimicb 4, II, II, I.
Mlllliirv Nrlriicr 24, h.
l'hih..o'liv 20, III.
riilliiwiiihy an, 111 nnrt IV.
riilni S, A.
I'hyolM 2, f.
I'hylm 12, C.
l'olllliul SHi-nrr 2, VII.
l-hlloloBy 112, I.
When sections are closed no new
students will he allowed to enroll
if they can possibly take the sub
ject at any other time.
Dave Haun's Popular Dance
Orchestra Scheduled
For Gala Event.
The annual Varsity Dairy club
mixer will be hld Jan. 15 at tho
Student Activities building on the
flg campus. The party will begin
nt 8:30, featuring Dave Maun and
his 11 piece orchestra. Haun has
played nt Kings in Lincoln, the
C'hermont in Omaha, the Kigadon
Ball room and Shore Acres in
Sioux City and the Frog Hop in
St. Joseph, Mo.
Advance tickets sales campaign
is being conducted by Morrison
Ltiewenstein, Chris Sanders, Pais
sell Jarnhson, David Carder. Ivan
Korman, Wallace England, I.eUoy
Hulipiist, Russell Pfieffer and Al
viri Kippen. The general commit
tee in chaige of the patty is com
posed of Oakley Larson. David
Carder and Uusscll Pfieffer.
Chaperones for the evening will
be Prof, and Mrs. L. K. Crowe, Dr.
and Mrs. P. A. Downs and Dr. and
Mrs. T. II, flooding. Tickets will bp.
available al the door the evening
of tiie party for 25 and !5j cents,
GEOLOGY SOCIETY SHOWS
FIELD TRIP FILM TONIGHT
Sigma Gamma Epsilon Invites
Non -Members to Attend
Open House.
Sigma Gamma Kpsilon. honor
ary geology society v.il hold nn
open house this evening in Morrill
hall. Colored films of a geolog
ical field tri pt.iken last summer
by students of Midland colege will
be shown. The pictures will be
screened in room liO by Gilbert
Leiininghoener at 8 o'clock.
A regular meeting will precede,
the showing of the films. Officers
are to be elected for the roming
semester. Anyone interested tr,
geological pictures are invited to
attend ns well ns the regular mem
bers of the organization.
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