PACE TimLU Cagers Groom Six Opener THE DILY NEBIUSKAN, WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 12. for Huskers POTENTIALLY Strong, But ... Nebraska's basketball team thus lar looks like the team that fired shots that were definitely not heard around the world. Of course, most of the pressmen of this state have been quick to jump to the de fense of the Scarlet, but they know that they aren't playing the ster ling ball they should. Three games the Huskers have won. Three out of nine, and some brazen scribe eaid Nebraska is on a "winning spree." This pillar is convinced that the men in the Nebraska cage trenches have the ammunition to fire on the foe, but thus far they are loading their guns with salt and corks. Last bath nite the Huskers won and again on Monday nite, but It wasn't with the kind of play that makes all the fans stand with their mouths open so far ajar that their chins scuff their oxfords. The sum substance of the whole thing was that the spec tators should have been floored, but Instead the bucketeers were. That rough and tumble stuff in the last half was entertaining to the fans, but it isn't the kind of play that wins ball games. The more or less unregimented scramble for the ball would make the current Memorial day massacre look like a ballet dance. It should be embarassing to the players, to say the least, to find that they have kicked one of their own teammate's teeth in the tussle for the ball. Wiih such material as Nebraska has for a throne seizing team this year, it s?ems a bit unexcusable, this maple melee. When put to the test, Browne's forces have shown up well in these last two games, but when not put to the test, we frankly think the games resemble the action when a mouse invades a sorority dormitory. Fans nrc saying that Nebraska has no defense, but we would like to see better work under the bas ket than that first five produced Monday night. The entire trouble seems to be offense. Statistics on Nebraska's shot percentage isn't for publication, but you can bet that it is smaller than a runted poppy seed. We have no pills nor remedies for the Husker team, but we do think they will do better. Common talk has diagnosed the trouble with the subs. They aren't Inferior players, they are just so darned anxious to make that team that they "over try," if you know what that means. People are funny. All dur'ng the half time layoff Monday night they tossed pennies to the little waifs from across the tracks. The kids were doing themselves no good and marring the floor considerably. Harold Petz, announcer, asked them to quit the pitching antics and the pennies rained from heaven even harder. They all had a big kick our of tossing pennies so long as it showed their contempt of au thority, but if the state ever levied a one cent amusement tax on basketball garnet, those fans would certainly set up a moan. ADVICE TO SAVE SANITY OF REGISTERING COEDS (Continued from Page 1.) dentally, if you must take classes on Saturday, head for the profes sor with the smithing voice :t will Interfere less witn your Satur day lumbers. Coeds will do well to take their gym classes at the least conspicu ous time of day. For some strange and undivulgf-d reason members fif the stronger sex seem to get big kick from seeing erstwhile lovely ladies gamboling on the green In rompers and tennis shoes. And swimming would be a won- t'TZlu.?:?1" wri, IJUL Willi miller, n y Kwi.Tindng is definitely hard to take. There's nothing more dis agreeable than yards of soggy page-boy-bob dripping down one's back. Add Snap to Life. If you don't want to die young of overwork, be ur to mix in a lew snaps and make bfe worth living. Of course there's such thing as going too far in this neg lect of knowledge. Some sort of new high along this line seems to nave peen reaxne d Dy mree or me fluffier femmes on the campus who wfre threatening to take a course in farm machinery "oecause "all you have to do is to sit and steer the things. IX you let your conscience be your guide, you're liable to end up as did one fresh man girl protesting. "But I can't take sex education: What would my advisor think?" Traffic is a great consideration for thoie who drive their own. What with waiting M seconds for a slop light, no wonder so many are late to clam. A nine o'clock class at teachers' will offer no se rious parking problems, but bus stops near ih are at a premium In the morning. We have it straight from an all knowing senior that there are really only two things to do about registration. Get the easiest class with the most credit hours and leave the best times open for "caking." CLAUDIA MOORE TELIS HOW TO DEVELOP POISE (Continued from Page 1.) out that many students ruin their poise and balance by always car dying books In the same arm. In evitably these students graduate with one shoulder lower than the ether. The Tuesday night session of charrn school was the last for this semester. The next meeting will Us bcld Tuesday night, Feb, IU MIZZOU 10 TEST ON HOI COURT Scarlet and Cream Seeking Fourth Straight Win; Visitors Strong. After conquering California uni versity on Saturday night and Colorado university Monday night, the Nebraska basketball team took a light, fast warm up drill at the coliseum Tues day night. The Huskers will meet the Unlv ersity of Missouri Tigers in Lincoln next Friday night The game will j he the Scarlet's j first defense of j their Big Six co - champion ship title of last year. The Tig ers have just finished a two game series BOB PARSONS - Courtesy Unrnin journal, wnn me Colo rado Buffaloes in which they took both tilts, 35-33 and 33-29. The Huskers trounced the Coloradoans by a score of 29-18. Four Wins, Five Losses. With nearly half of the Husker 20 game schedule already played, the Scarlet has racked up four wins and five losses. After losing four games in a row away from home, Nebraska has picked up three consecutive wins at the ex pense of Niagara university, Cali fornia university and Colorado uni versity. Bob Parsons, veteran guard, is still out in front of the rest of the squad in the scoring totals for the season thus far. He has accounted for 78 points in nine games for an average of 8.6 points per game. Paul Amen, forward, is second with 70 points for an average of 7.7 per game for nine tilts. Floyd Ebaugh. with 43 points and an av erage of 4.7 points per game, ranks third. Then follow Al Werner with 40 and a 4.4 point average per game; Bill Kovanda. 35 points with a 3.8 average per game, and Grant Thomas, 34 points with a 3.7 av erage for nine games. Although the Nebraskans are trailing by one game in the win and loss columns, they have made more points this season than have their opponents. In nine games they have chalked up 318 points while their opponents have made 317. Dr. It. G. Clapp Ri(l(linr For Wrestling Board I'o!l on 10 Olympics Dr. R. G. Clapp. head of the physical education uiai iiiicm 1 A here, is a nominee for the sport governing board of the 1140 Olym pic wrestling team. Also bidding for this post is E. G. Schroedcr, director of athletics at the Univer sity of Iowa. ENGINEERS TO ELECT SEMESTER OFFICERS AT MEETING TONIGHT HUSKERS FRIDAY (Continued from Page 1.1 ; (luctt(,.mir,lv bv lhc new wnl. Plucknett will discuss "A Survey , j rs who were Initiated at the end of Progress in Europe and Amet- f,f their pledge rriwi in Decem ira and the Geneial Feature of jM.r the Pennsylvania P.adroad Ek-etri-! fication." Harry Langston will : Fire of undetermined origin to givc a description of the "Tele- , tally destroyed the chapel at Park metering Equipment of the Penn- sylvania Railroad. j Irrigation Vitally Affects Ground Water, Says Waite i Conservationists Continue Study of Scotts Eluff Water Conditions. Back from a summer spent In analyzing the groundwater )e- sources of Scotts Bluff county, a study which was made in co-operation with the United States geo logical survey, Jhrbert Waite, representor the university conser- vation and survey division, re ported that the groundwster sup ply in that county Is almost en tirely dependent upon the amount of water which is available for Irrigation from the North Platte river. The purpose of the water survey was to determine not only the ex tent and capacity of the ground water reservoirs in Scotts Bluff county, but to obtain inforniati-m .lr , r, ;; on the amount of Influence ditch Irrigation has upon the replenish ing of the underground supply. When this Information is definite ly known. Dr. George E. Condra, dean and director of the conser vation and survey division, will be able to show to whst extent the water supply in that area is de pleted by heavy pumping and to what extent It is replenished by rainfall and the cither sources. Located 350 Wells. In order to secure a complete picture of tha groundwater situa tion in tha Scotts Bluff aret. tha geologists locited and measured about 250 wells scattered in every part of the county. While the actual field work is completed and Waite has returned to the univer sity to plot his data on maps which will be drawn to show the depth of the groundwater in all the localities and the exact position of the waler tables In every section, the work of measuring 45 wells regularly will be continued through Uie winter la order to obtain a SEVEN HUSKERS PLUNGE INTO All). TANK MEET Chairman Hubbard Expects Hagelin to Shatter Own Records. Seven Nebraska swimmers will compete in the midwest A. A. U. aquatic carnival at Omaha Satur day. Cal Hubbard, chairman of the event, points to this year's con test as the best In history insofar as records will be concerned. Pete Hagelin, Husker coach and star free styler, will be defending his own championships in 150 yard back stroke and 100 yard free style, which he won last sea son. These two marks are among those prophesied to fall. Diving should also be exceptional, stated Hubbard. Other members of the Cornhusk er splash squad who will compete for A. A. U. medals are Bob Thornton and Ralph Ludwick, vets, and Houghton Furr, Fletcher Spi cer, Dick Leask and Evelle Younger, sophomores. Nebraska failed to place as a team last year, the Omaha Athletic club winning and Iowa State ranking second, E Matmen Open '38 Schedule Jan. 29; Intra-Squad Tilts Thursday. ' Nebraska's wrestlers will leap into a groancr of a schedule this month, with the Big Six and na tional collegiate meets, plus seven other bone-bending get-togethers. The grapplers' first conflict is on Jan. 29 against Colorado U. at Denver, meeting the Aggies of that state two nights later at Ft. Col lins. The schedule: January 29. t'nlvfrnity of Colorado at Dtnvfr; 31, Colorado ASCIM at Ft. CnlliBl. Fertrjnry 4. Mirnnma, at Lincoln; R. Kansas State at Manhattan: 11. Colorado twlwi at Oreetey: 12. Drover V at T'enver; IK, Iowa Plate at mes: 19. Iowa Ta-her at Cedar Faila; 15, Iowa U. at LlnrMn. March I. 5, Fie Rli ehampionahlpn at Am: 25. 2fi. National collegiate cham pionshlps at State CoKege, Pa. The Nebraska squad has been divided Into two groups, varsity and novices and freshmen, for an intra-hijuad practice grapple which will be held tomorrow afternoon. Most of the squad will take part in this event. METHODIST GROUP HEARS TALK 0NSL LOUIS MEET Glenn, Kleager, Finch, Steele Describe Convention Impressions. At the regu'ar meeting of Phi Tau Theta. Methodist fraternity, ' iaT ivfn nr inA rprwirr t,i i no Tin- 1 jonal Methodist student conven- tion at St. Louis over the holidays was presented by four members 1 of the group that attended the , fc ' meet. Elmer Glenn, Clyde Kleager, ! Harold Finch and Ellsworth Steele, i the four who fojoumed to St. lu;s, gave short talks on the work of the convention, including th"'r. own imPrwM,'"n of u- The ParkviUr Mo. causing an j estimater 1155.000 damage. j complete annual record of the wa ter table fluctuation. The last sugar beet crop in that county whs the second largest in 2" years, due to the fact that bed farmers were able to irrigate their fields seven times as compared to Ihree or four in other years. In the Mitchell district beets averaged 11.25 tons per arre, the sugar con tent beine about normal. Accord ing to Waite. the beet industry pumps large volumes of ground water during the fall. Estimates of the total amount used by the five factories at Lyman. Scotts bluff, Gering. and Minatare are !n the neighborhood of 45 million gal lons a day. Dr. Condra Supervises. "Many problems have arisen In regard to what happens to the water which Is spread on the land uml im n.t Ifilan ,,n l-,tf frcnariira. , ' ";;nU,m.! Dr. personally super. vise d the work of conserving and measuring the abundance of the state's chief resources. "With the Irrigation methexla now in practice more of the water spread over the fields moves downward in Scotts Bluff county than moves laterally; thus there is considerable re charge to the water table beneath irrigated f'clds." Geolog l found through their study of the geologic formations that witn one or two notable ex ceptions tha task of securing a plentiful supp'y of water was eas ier on the north side of ti e river than it was on the south, due to the fact that there Is a better o. velopment of terrace gravels slong the northern side. The L'nlted States geological survey was rep resented in the field this summer by L. K. Wenzel, assistant engi neer, and R. C. Cady, assistant geologist for the federal division of groundwater. Working for the conservation and survey division were Waite. Oliver Seherer, How ard llaworth and Robert Law-rcut. Friends M -v" fy p a i ( ' - l 'I A )ni' I A -s i ' Twenty Kansans came to Monday night's game specific ally to see these two lads in ac tion against each other. The two are Jack Harvey, Colorado center, and Al Werner, Ne braska forward. In high school at Frankfort, Kas., the two were DUSKER im GET SET FOR MEETWIT Sophomore Cindermen Make Keen Competition for Veteran Members. A full squad of lettermen are 1 working out daily under the direc tion of Coach Schulte in prepara tion for the Huskers' first indoor track meet of the year, which will be with Kansas at Lincoln on Feb. 12. The lettermen are receiving serious competition for most events from sophomores and men who, altho they have had some ex perience, failed to letter last year. Several football men are also working out with the track squad and promise keen competition in several events. Among the nvis': promising of these are Tlock, Dodd. and Mather in the dashes. Charley Brock in the shot and hurdles, and Pfeiff in the shot. Dawson, who lettered two yeirs - . nr. , a , Via .,il ..llrn-n In Ihn i " r V dashes, hut will receive cxcellen'. support from Tlock, Dodd, and Mathpr- fan," ness on the gridi med for their fleet- terman, Simmons, is lrtt in the 440, but Coach Schulte has no wor ries about this position, as there are five other outstanding men ovi for the quarter. These men are Pankonin. Clantz, Whiltaker, Cal non, and Hejkl. Strong in Half Mile. One of the Huskers' inmnpest events should be the half mile, with three lettermen returning for I mar ciiKianre. n e si, cooper, ar.'i Owen, all of whom lettered lis'. Ca InTmri f ted :, pjj J up a fjght vear in the half, are rack, and on the team. In the distance, Wilson and Anorew.i are back for the mile , and Brownlee for the two ir.ib-. ! Alloway has also shown up well, in the mile during prac tice, w,ih ; Koch, Catch, and Harris all look- j ing well in the two mile. Nebraska should also be strong ! in the pole vauit, with two return-1 ing lettermen hnd one other ex- perienced man. Newman and Athy won their "N " in the vault and j Alloway gained valuable experi-1 ence and will be hard to beat out for a team p,i'.i.n. Besides the.? : men, Dodd has also been working out in the vault and n,ay win a berth on the team. Migri jump Keen. , the home er board, and a iiiernber Dawson and Newman, both let- of I'M Kj silon Omicrori The an termen, are without henous cornpc-; didate who receive h the hiphest tition in the broad Jun.p, and only j number of votes will le president. on, jetterman, Eex'er, is back this year in the high Jump. Abo put- ting up a good fight in the high are Nelson and Chspin, the last a product of P.iverton, Wyo, Competition is very keen In an effort to replace Sam Francis In the shot put, with Mills the only returning letterman. Mills has al ready heaved the nhot 46 fe-et III practice and should be dolnjj around 50 feel before the end of the year. Pfeiff, Brock, and Pro haska have all l)cen getting off some pood practice heaves. Frank and Gish are loth back In the hurdbs, with Aden, Griffin, and BrcH-k furn'''.ing them with plenty of fight. Future Husker Contenders. Several Lincoln High men have also been working out with the Cornhusker squad. Of these, Vic Bchlelch has looked beat, heaving the 12 pound shot for 4H feet and better on several positions. Bchlelch, a senior, Indicated that he would probably enter the uni versity next fall, and if he does, Schulte should have no worries Free Theater Ticket. Leaded Bronze Gas Jl2c Whit- Ou i5l2c Dp Rock Oils HOLMS 14th A W It IstrMMM.. sis Foes From Lincoln Journal teammates, but when gradua tion came they migrated to dif ferent localities for higher larn in'. Monday night they met once again on the same maples, but this time as foes. They are two fine players that Phog Allen would like to have had at Mt. Oread. about the shot for some time to come. When asked what he thought of Nebraska's track chances for the coming vear. Coach Schulte n?ale llis l,su,1 gloomy prediction nidi. iiui:;a KiunKI thtl n lllll mw. He added that the men have been slow in coming into condition and that they needed a lot more work before their first meet. Four indoor meets and an even fin i FIRST II KANSAS ? , , f mZ ? ? . t ' Week f"r thiii year' The elecUon ticipated are as follows: scheduled for the ebraska track- ()f 0ffit.ers to head the society for Elcanor F.iche- Personal rela men this year. The following n(.xt selm.3t..r Wi not be held un-1 tior,s staff member, f inance drive meets have been arranged. I til the first meeting of the new executive fmance drive award. rn, z, n:inii i ri'-r-, innMr. f itt. ?, halloa re, lii1iM.r. Miir. 6, Bis Mi. ( liintbm. iri(JM.r. April 3, 1it rU)s .Austin, dKir. April Itt, K:ina I tl.T-, nuttliMirk. April 2'A, Kan an ri:i, Uwrtnrr. nut dmir. April 2t Ml, raUf rrUy, U' Mniiift, Mi!drv l:i- 7 irtanrnijir, Ijiwrrnrp. !:' 1 (. Okt ihoma, ' under t iul d'Kirv lar 21. Itiif here, miHoorv ... . i . . . A. A. rliurnpinnliip, Mnnxmn The first meet of the year the fresh s'piad will be held on 1 Feb. 16 or 19 against the Minne- I sota frosh in a telegraphic meet. j Eight intra-squad Tri Color meets have already been sched-1 i ulcd. with the possibility of three ' or four more being added in April ; and May. Meets have been planned ' day night in the Student Aclivi for Feb. 8 an I 23, and March 1. 9. 15 i tie's building. Dave Haun and his i P.nd 23. with two to be arranged 1 eleven-piece orchestra, a populai : later for April and cither one or ; student band, will furnish music j two during May. j for the affair, which is being ; Men who will compete on the ' sponsored by the Varsity Dairy ' Red team in the Tri Color events j club. Ilahn has been drawing ; include Wel,bels. c. in the shot, j large crowds at the Chermont in Wrig! i ,l at, . 1 .,..u ..n,t Shindo in the javelin accuracy events. The Orange team has en tered Ganger, c, in the shot, Hu walt in the pole vault, Ponedel in the half mile, and Swartz in the javelin accuracy divisions. The Cm-en team will' be led bv Prohas- k.i who will throw the shot, and , will also have Belly in the half, n:i'. and Ftrg-.i.son in the javelin accuracy contests. HOME EC GROUP OPENS TWO DAY ELECTION RACE (Continued from Page j.i Bil liards dinner and Hospitality daw Ml! I y. v ,i Macsen is a n.ember of the . (.". A. cabinet, a n J.ibcr of land the other will be vies pnsl- dent. A cross section e,f Hunter col lege Ftudents, in n voluntary peace po!l sponsored by the world youth congress, revealed they hcueve that in case of am e confli't. the 1,'nited States Hhould prohibit ship ment of rriuniti'.ris to all countries at war. Tin y v.eie eiivide-d about half and bulf on the question nf whe ther they would fight for elern wracy ngamsl fane ism e,r fight only in ca?c the country is invade d. All work and no play Is getting sn education for a student uX. Texas Chilstian university. He is carrying a full freshman course i and working at four J'ebs to py ' his expenses. i Dl KE INIYKKSITY SCHOOL OF Mr.niciNE nrruitM. N c. Four lerml nf ltv"1 WMM l' ?ivm C"nKuOvl (oriduifon In three an) ent auirter yn'H or thret tmi ma b akn tich yur (qraijintion In (oil' yri. Tht nlrirce re"!Ulrnn(t rm intelll. g-nce. cHirari-r gnd at !atl two ya't nf r.oMru win. Iru.ludlnq the (ilhjretl tp-Clfi" nr Qftdt A mrlitl t'.hoola. Citalogu nt nril'c'iin forma may b oblalnee teom thf r"4n. IN THE INFIRMARY Perry Franks, Omaha, Jack Carter, Chappcll, Paul Amen, Lincoln. Russell Wightman, Crete. Floyd Cohen, Omaha. Claude Tetheron, Wood Lake. Dismissed, Leslie Newman, Fairmont. INFANTRY CADETS CHOOSE NAME FORSPECIAL CLASS Officers Association to Meet In 206, Nebraska Hall This Afternoon. The Infantry Cadet Officers as sociation will select a name for the special Saturday morning drill class, in charge of Major Ayotte, at a meeting to be held this after noon at 5 o'clock in room 206 ot Nebraska hall. The organization will discuss shoulder patches sim ilar to those worn by the artillerv and engineer battalions and will j also make further plans for a per- j manent organization. I Cadet Col. Bill Crittendon wil' i be in charge and all junior and j senior infantry officers are asked ; to be present. A.S.A.E. to Elect Chairman Of Group's Preparations For Engineers Week. Members of the Nebraska chap ter of the American Society of Agricultural Engineers will heari Thomas B. Johnson, who has been j associated with the agricultural 1 engineering department for a number of years, speak on the j subject of "Welding" tonight at ; i 7:30 in Room 206 of the Agncul I tural Engineering hall. In his talk, j I he will discuss some theory on , fluxes and welding rods, but he win mresn me practical s.ue j the process. becoming lo x ic ui ua, pieai-, dent of the society, a department j chairman will probably be elected . at the same meeting. The de-i partmenlal chairman elected will head the agricultural engineers in i nrenarations for the Engineers term. f for;Ag Group Signs Dave Haun Price On IICKetS bet . . , r , PriCeS On TiCketS Set An all-ag mixer, which prom- i.eg to be one of the biggest of the vear. has been set for Satur- . rn,iV'j uhi.rn ne hflc rv-r-n I.lav- ir.e during the past year An advance ticket sale Is un der way, and tickets will le sold to students of both ag and city c ampuses. Prices have been set at 3.1 cents and 21 cents. licKeis may also be purchased at the door. The committee for the affair in cludes Oakley Larson. David Carder, and P.ussell Pfeiffer. ...the coned's choice for all her classes . . . shirhuaisls Brod rihirts of linen, broadcloth, rtrlpcd shirting material . . . maize , white, pink, breiwn, navy. Sizes 32 to 40. 8 1 00 ...wool skids Chiffon flannels, ail.i crepes, full and swinging . , . hard-finished wools of green, brown, blue or navy. 29tt . . . sweaters : Kyffk ......v. ivyCCUrc Soft cotton knits of pastel colors, boijfile.i. Match Mat sweaters. Sites 32, 34, 36. JUjoa to -Rt'WK'U FAHIIIONB-rioeir NJURY TO ANKLE KNEE PUTS AMEN E Stellar Forward Unlikely To Play Friday Against Mizzou. Bfcau.se of a knee and ankle injury, Paul Amen is confined to the infirmary, and it is rather doubtful whether he will he able to play in the Missouri game, the first of the con ference series, this coming Friday evening. A cartilage has been put back in place in Amcn'g an kle, but the real injury seems to be in his knee, which was de scribed as be ing "sprung" bv Dr. Harold K. Shickley, uni versity and at tending p h y sician. Lying in PAUL AMEN from Linrr. journal. bed, Paul has a park 011 his knee. Recalling the Incident at the game, the star forward described, as clearly as he could remember, just how it happened. Trying to block out the Colorado man. Amen was pushed clown and twisted his leg when the opponent came down from the leap in which the op posing player placed the ball into the basket. Everything Turns Black. Everything went black, and Amen "sat down on the floor. He thought the injury was in hi.s ankle and thus took his shoe off. but his kni-e seemed to have suf fered most. In speaking of this incident. Amen mentioned the fact that this is the first time he has ever been hurt in a contest in either high Khool OI. colI.pp or hafl had either t0 caU time oul 0r leave the game. y W. C. A. SELECTS EICHE, WHITE AS PREXY NOMINEES (Continued from Page 1.) , ...v.; v. v, ...il.ljloc have nnr. personal relations chairman, cabi- j net. Estcs student conference , ' Hastings leadership training con j ferenre. national student asmbly I and Estes C'o-Op. Muiiel White: Freshman com ; mission, personnel staff, creative leisure, Estes Co-Op. finance staff, j finance drive, freshman conmus I sion leader, secietary of cabinet, t Hastings leadership training con- - nce. -f;. commission, freshman cabinet, pro- giam and office st iff, conference : staff chairman, cabinet. I Josenhine Rubiutz: Fieshman ( commission, publications staff, pei- , s,,p.nei staff, finance chairman, di rof tor of finance campaign, pubii cations chairman, cabinet. Mary .To Hern: Freshman com mission, freshman cabinet, finance. staff, finance citiw. Mary Ellen Ohorn: Fi eshnian commission, frehu;an cabinet, ve.--per choir, vesper staff, finance staff, finance drh viphomop' commission. Est eg Co-Op. Velma F.kwall: CM-ative leisure staff merober. cochaimian of crea tive leisure, cabinet member, treas urer of Y. W. C. A. Grave-ditging i th im'in.s a student at the I'mv rs.'y of Otta wa uses to keep hm.; ell in roll-gi. He j now rated a "c.x man' by the giave digger" union. at fc M- Two. UN CAGE S DEL N I 1 1 1 i, ILJfM !