Sarah b $J Louise p The WEBRASKAN JLvJL Official Student Newspaper of the University of Nebraska 0L WW II, IV. 2. LINCOLN, NLCItASKA, LDNKSUAY. OCTOIiKIt 20. 1W7 IMJKi: IIVi: HINTS Foolliallish Foolishness From Flippant Female. Nobody asked us, but we'll tell you anyhow. How docs any one lone lorn female find enough filler to relieve the news editor of the major portion of one out of seven columns on the front page of each Issue? It's great sport, we assure you. Indeed we are prone to compare, to our selves, In the privacy of our classroom day dreams, our efr forts to that acme of Nebraska culture, football. Forgive us our presumption; up till now we've kept our delusions of grandeur to ourself. Our writing Is, in until, a game non-professional. The criterion ot success is in i ho score: win, lose, or draw, Quel it y of work does not necessarily contribute to the core. Fortunately. Injuries are private affairs; we try to lick our bloody head off from the scene of the battles. Referees, so far, have been more than gracious in the matter of calling penalties for profanity, roughing, and dipping. But a gridiron affair it is for .sure. When the fatal hour, comes, and It is time for us to tear ourself away from coverage of nurse's conventions, the vagaries of the chlorophyceae, property casing for plays, or even a birthday jiarty to have our 'daily tussle with Sophcr-Panthcrish inches when that hour conies we gird our sup perlcss loins and have ourselves huddle Muses Off the Shoulder. The huddle concerns us and the muses. Sometimes these teammates let us down some thing awful; they're sleepy from too much weekend, or have a charley-horsc, or a new fellow. How we have to thwack their sterns ther for inspiration! Sometimes they're frisky and playful and won't get down to business for telling dirty stories. Then we must rcowl forbiddingly and send in the second string. But sometimes, when Coach Editor has pulled a long face about how the grads and other nuisances are out for his blood because of last week's wild-eyed game, us ami the muses settle down for a hefty fracas. Mostly we ourself quarterback the fray, but strange things will happen, and Center Muse sometimes winds up with the ball. But we like to think our self the field general. Us nnd the muses have the usual repertoire of plays. Some arc more favorite than others, and work overtime. Some are dusted off just once a year. Such a play is the old ".statue of libcity" number, where one of the team strikes a big scale pose with the apple (ideal right out in plain sight, and then someone slithers by from nowhere to whip away with it. But you can only fool some of the people some of the Tickets for Fall Revue Go on Sale After Five Today October Issue of Alumnus (Jives Plav to Hie.Kt Events of Year: Union Kuilriing, Upset of CopluTs Plan For Presentation Of Sweetheart Not Yet Completed. Tickets for tlTe fall Kosmct Klub revile, to be presented on Saturday morning of Homecoming day, Nov. , at the Stuart theater, will bo issued to all workers at a meeting at 5 o'clock this afternoon. They will then go on immediate sale to students and the general public. About 3300 tickets will be issued to s"ll at fifty cents apiece, no seats being reserved. According to Bob Mart?., business manager for the show, the Klnb expects to top considerably last years sales when some 1500 persons purchased ducats. Assistant business man agers are Howard Kaplan and Phillip Southwick. Workers are urged to be present to receive their ticket allotments today with out fail, in order that they may begin their respective active sales campaigns at once. The orchestra to play lor this year's show has been tentatively decided upon, but definite an nouncement will not be made for several days. The same is true for the master of ceremonies. Work is fast progressing on this year's idea for presentation of the Nebraska Sweetheart who was elected by men students last week but whose identity will not bo revealed until the morning of the revue. Don Coehm heads a com mittee in charge of her presentation. 34 AG STUDENTS RECEIVE AWARDS IE FOR SCI ARSHIP Dwight Kii'sch Designs Novel Cover for Publication To Remind Alumni. E Philosophy Professor Relates Impressions of Recent Stay in Germany. . "Differences in the social nnd political conditions of Germany and the United States today are due to the contradictory principles and situations of the two nations." was the opinion stated by Dr. W. H. Werkmeister of the philosophy de partment last night when he ad dressed the members of the Uni versity German club in his native language at their first meeting. time on that sort of column game. , "'.e "l 1 1 fill II "itui'ic I Ik nui nun mvuviti Muses Cct to Work. Mostly us and the muses, however, play a pretty straight brand of our own special blend football. We try to mix center smashes blood and thunder stuff with inside tackle jabs to the weak side of the enemy line. When we're In fettle we pull fpinners, tho we admit that a little outside contact with Big Apple logic would help our foot work in these whirligigs. ' Under three different circum stances do we project the pigskin into the enemy air; forward passes or long distance heaves at some pre-arranged receiver : laterals, when the enemy is mowin-j us down, and we must g"t rid of the ball: and quick kicks, wlien the football hiis become defin'tely too hot to handle !n our own tcrri-. torv. Frankly, however, we love to pin nur cars back and hoof it. The joys of Mi-etching; our legs nnd sliding by wouldbe tackier in a broken field run are Infinite, We - so we tnnry dodge, twirl, side step, shimmy and stiff arm oppo nents until the coast is clear, and then lunge for the zero stripe, panting but exultant. Those la.stcx pHiitfl contiioute tj the success of this type of play. Muses Come Thru. Supreme over all to us, tho, Is the sweeping end run. Some times we travel the width of the field going no place. Sometime we fight desperately up to the line of scrimmage, only to be nailed in our tracks. Often we re thrown for a lass. (Then do we catch hell from the muses). But ONCE IN A WHILE, the once that makes the long while worth enduring, we step out a beauty with due interference from the muses. Then, oh then, you can carry us off the field in glory, thank you. Thai's It, boys and girls, tlv; game from a kcylxmrd. We arc well aware, that as signal caller we leave much to be desired, and that a bunch of pretty snappy muses arc splintering the bench, eager for action. We ain't averse to coaching, or Sunday morning quarterbacklng. But as long as you all will let us play, and side line yourselves, too, sometimes we'll go on ruining turf in the green field of student publications, nieech and press are principles that are foreign to tho German mind, Germany is under the power of a dictator. The opposite geo graphical situations of Germany and United States, the first hem med in by enemies on all sides, the latter "with a continent almost to itself, account for many of the opposing policies of the two coun tries. First Hand Observation. Dr. Werkmeister spoke of Ger man conditions from the recent first hand observation that lie made while spending last year teaching at the University of Berlin. Also on the program, which was arranged by Krich Albrecht, was a program of German songs which included group singing, and voice solos bv Geraldine Drausl, accom panied by Genevieve Agnew. Scars. Roebuck & Co. Give $50 in Cash to Each Recipient. Cash awards of $50 each were presented to 31 ag college and home economics students by Sears, Roebuck & Co. at a dinner Tues day evening in the Cornhuskcr hotel. The scholarships which arc the first of two to be presented to each of the honored students this year, were announced follow ing brief talks by university fac ulty members, store officials and a few students. The awards are presented by the mail order store to students selected by ag college officials ac cording to scholastic attainment and nccil for the financial aid. Further monetary awards which will range up to $000 to help stu dents in their junior and senior years were announced by the com pany's public relations' official. A. E. Gerner, jr., of Chicago. The student making the best use of tho award just given will receive an additional $200. Compete for $500. At a later date 18 of the $200 recipients from as many schools will compete for a grand prize of $000. The runncrup in this final contest will receive $250. Ag college faculty members at tending the dinner were Dean V. W. Burr and Profs. T. H. Good ding. H. K. Bradford, G. C. Wig gans, L. K. Crowe and Margaret Fedde. Prof. H. J. Gramlich was toastmaster. Following are the 34 students receiving the 1937-38 scholarships: Freshmen. KverHI AUbtlry. I'arliR (imrce llledrlrksen. !rrthnrr Hlllhini Jiimm, hlrmnHtri llurtn Fri'nrh, I'ltKf InriMit Martlntnn, Mvrdi'liitrt Jnlin M:::-r. lnl.k Itmlnliih Si-mi'i hrk. lllimhnlilt MIII, Mil-ill. KrWIII Mi-Hurt Knillry, Mllforil Hubert Tonriri'Hil, Item-dirt I ttrnill V.. Kt Mniey r-vkl Axlrll. fork .Mnrtltret Liinilirreht. Kril I limit Hull! rrwtnl, Krrnioitl r'riinee Hriiftrnry, I'lMimlew lliiruld rrtrrxmt, HttmiHitn 1 ept-r rlawnMi. Mlttrew Jiillm Antlrriten, OimlliA Humlit limn, Orrt Kldriilce Hrv.r. Irclnln Arnold llrtlnrr. Mnttiuhiirt Vtnnr lnniln,n. Weeping Water Aiictlnt llreler, nrk Milton tinMnfMin, riillll' rliluarit hlinlermryer, Ontnha UmiIh Knntlleek, rlilM.mouth lianlfl lilchninml, 4 ami'lMil lUrnn 1'harker. Uaw.un linmilil Van Horn. North l.mi Knnrrt Vthite, l.utililnn HVMou Whllner, Tildin I'etO Murbnrn, lliiilinK, Hnth Rainier. Ilruvl Mnliel Solderliolni, Wnlmn I. Ha Mrjernll, I ilrrldgi With a drawing of the Student Union building in one corner and a photograph of what looks like a cheer leader-piling straw and orange crates upon the bonfire of the Minnesota rally in another, the cover cf the October Nebraska Alumnus modernisUcally suggests two great events of the year, the building of the student union and the Minnesota victory. The sketch of the student union building will have unusual sig nificance for the alumni, according to Dwight Kirsch, '19, chairman of the fine arts department and designer of the cover, for this is the year that the alumni are to campaign for the furnishings. The picture is supposed to serve as a slight reminder to them. Dr. Wltte Explains Organization. An answer to the prayer of the minimus usKing or giauimiu iv cilities for professional training for public and private welfare has been granted by the establishment of the Graduate School of Social Work, and In this month's issue, Dr. Ernest F. Witto, '25, director ! Ve ' A : 1 'So, i - "a : . i a Student Special Set for Trek to Mizzou Friday NBINEERS HEAR WADDELL PREDICT COLORFUL FUTURE Eminent Engineer Appears Before Large Crowd At Convocation. Engineer:! have a i. h.io eiicour- ing outlook today than they of the new department, explains t have had during the past live or j its organization. The article, illus- ' six years. Dr. J. A. L. Wadded, 1 trated bv pictures of Dr. Witte and 1 world famous engineer, told of the offices of the .school, gives (Continued on Page 3.) FORMER STUDENT KILLED IN WESTERN AIR TRAGEDY Thursday Night Dcacilhr. On Reservations: Fare: $10.05. Dy Mary Etcutcvillc It's time fur students 1m Marl throwing sandwiches in their MiiU eases and .sticking red feathers in their hats fo that on Friday they may take a trip to Missouri along with the (.'nrmohs, Tassels and Varsity hand on the font ball cial that will haw Lincoln Friday night at l'J:;;n to follow tho Toiii huskers to Columbia, the home, town of the Missouri Tigers. Reservat inns on the speiial must, l-.e made immediately, by Thurs day if possible, thru Joiui K. Si-U leek's office in tlm ro!seoi i. -rangements for the r.pecial tram have already been made, but if a sufficient number of students do not register with Mr. Rolled; for the trip before Thursday evening new plans may have to he made. ell's address was "Present Status i " cut. sinn ami huikc uieu icm-i. a- Stu- de.nts who attended the all-engineering convocation yesterday morning. Tho subject of Pi tt' a - land Future Prospect. of the F.n I gineering Profession in America." I Knergetic at his S3 years of life I that, have brought him fame thru- out the world, Dr. Waddcll John Conboy Left College ; phaticaiiy pointed out that em-the tions at once. Special Student Faro. The Missouri Pacific lias made a special fare of i10.U") for a round trip ticket on the special. The To Work for Airlines; 19 Crash Victims. engineering profession is by no j coaches which will be used arc all j Miss Lake Highest in Drive .As Organization Hits New $1,200Goal. John t'on boy, a Nebraska stu dent in 1030 and 1931, and member of Alpha Sigma Phi fraternity, was one of tho 19 persons who were killed instantly when a United Air lines transport plane crashed on the I'tah-Wyoming border early Monday morning. Conboy'n death was reported Tuesday morning but was not confirmed until later in means crowded at the top" lie ex plained that colleges and univer sities today are taking too many students who are iiosUnrd to fail in their work. Big Money in Chemistry. Jangling some 11 dil'lerent med als placarding his vest chain, the convocation speaker stated that with his years of experience, he could, after talking with a student steel air conditioned cars operat ing thru both directions without change. Dinars, also rur condi tioned, will serve breakfast both ways and refreshments at other hours during the morning. Bag gage may be checked in the cus tomary manner. Al Moseman, president of the student council, which is sponsor ing the football migration, urges wrecked plane. To Form Permanent Set of By-Laws. RED GUIDON MEMBERS HOLD MEETING TONIGHT Out-Going Captain Clayton Invites Junior Officci'3 To Attend Affair. Members of the Association of the lied Guidon, organi.atic.r. for officers of the field artillery, will meet for the first time this ear . in . l . 'tonight at 7:30 o'clock in the field Kiippil I'll! lo.llllliale jurtilU-ry building on Ag canpus At DiltlUT 1'arlV Totliglll i f '' P'af tor .louson' pro- 1 gram anil elect officers. Kappa Phi's will hold n Big and Out-going captain ot the group, Uttle sister dinner at the Y. YV. Bill Clayton, has extended a spc ('. A. at 5:3(1 this afternoon. Form- clal invitation to ail new junior al pledging of hII new girls will j officers to attend and he urge, all be held at this time. i members to make an effort to be The admission will bo fifty cents present because of the important j for all girls who have not paitl business on hand. Transportation their ilucs and no admission to j to the Ag campus will leave Nc thosc who have paid their dues. j braska hall at 7:20. A candle lighting vesper service was held at JDuen snuin nan lues- ,ho (lnv day at 5 to welcome all new mcm-1 When attending the university, bcrs to the Y. V. C. A and to 'John Conboy was a student in tho , ' I i, .i,;- college of business administration close the finance drive. Josephine I , mpmbcr of Uic va,.sllv 1)M11( Rubnitz was in charge of the drive. Hc oft thc vmjVersity to accept a Maxinc Fedcle led the Y. W. I position on the United Airlines choir in the processional and -re- and he was employed aboard the ccssional. Miss Grace Bates gave an interesting address entitled "Beauty for Ashes." Betty Ben nett ...played several selection?. Marion Kaths. Beatrice Ekblad, Frances Marshall, and Kdith Dilley made the dedication of thc money from thc finance drive to Wini fred Nelson, Y. V. president. Miss Nelson welcomed thc new mem bers into the organization. An at tractive candle lighting service in recognition of thc new members concluded the service. 75 Girls Assist. Maxinc Lake. Priscilla Wicks, Mary Ellen Osborn, and Marion McAllister were thc tour higiiest I of thc drive. Maxinc led with $71. ! All of the money has not been j turned in and a final checkup was ; unable to be made. Many girls arc : expected to join next week. Ap- j ; proximately 75 girls assisted Jos- cphine Rubnitz, chairman of the drive. The goal of $1,200 is cx- j ; ported to be met. All new girls are urged to join the Y. W, commission groups now. These groups arc for thc purpose of giving freshmen girls a chance to meet other freshmen, U study personality development, to under stand campus life, and to learn something of thc meaning of the Y. W. C. A. A commission group is held every day and arranged at different times so that girls will be able to attend without interfer ing with their regular schedule. This week's group is discussit.g "Why should I attend college." Many new and different ideas have been given concerning this topic. Anvone still desiring to secure membership to thc Y. W. should see Mildred Green, Y. V. secre tary at Ellen Smith hall. for some time, tell whether or not ! us many students as possible to that student would ever make a success in his profession. "Chemical engineering offers the greatest opportunities for large re muneration," Dr. Waddeli stated. "In construction, the development of alloy steel and an improved type of concrete has been the great aid in the modern engineering pro gram. Engineering must, however, call for a more general and speci fied chocking of plans involving projects which may mean possible regular rail tickets will bo issr in exenange mat win tie rwi danger to human life." Honorary Degree in 1911. Appearing here for the first tune since the university conferred an honorm-v degree upon him in 1911, Dr. Waddcll is well known in this part of the countiy. His work in i the field of budge i .insirueiion - ! makes him recognised as one of . , ... the most eminent engineers of all Oldest CamOUS Organization time. The Sioux City-Missouri attend the out of town game, and he asks them to hasten in mail ing their reservations. Reservations will bo handled only by Mr. Selleck. and they are available to only thc students at thc university. An identification card must bo submitted before a reservation will be made. In Mr. Soileck's office receipts will be is sued which will admit thc dents to thc special, after whi 'i I r (Continued on Paj: Palladian Literary society, the oldest organization of the cai.inus, voted to adopt a new constitution at thc business meeting Monday night. The new constitution, drawn up by Victor R. Seymour. Palladian 1 alumnus, is not changed materi ally but much briefer. Such sec- tions as the method of election to j II SET P Program Will Include Piano. Violin. Trumpet, Voice Selections. Piano, violin, trumptt and voire be presented this pledgeship have been taken from the constitution and placed in the by-laws. The purpose of the society in :iilnntiiu' n new and briefer con-i selections will be in stitution is to have a permanent i afternoon at I o'clock as si liool of constitution which need not bo j music students give their mus.cal , amended, similar to that of the i convocation in Temple theater. i United States, and to place such Mildred Gorgon will play scv- : clauses that fluctuate from time j oral of Beethoven's piano oompo- : to time to meet new needs in the sitions. Two scWlions. one bv by-laws Chenowith and the other by Head, Palladian Literary society will i will be sung by Robert Bellamy i submit the constitution to tho state 1 and Duane Harmon will give a, department and will be incorpn-; trumpet solo by l. larne rated under the statutes of the , I returning on the special. Jf a :'n- dent wishes to return on a in''vr train, arrangements may Ik ..h'j upon request. j Least Night Travel. I Train schedules afford the I a-' i night travel in each direction I 'still leave, time before and ai'.-.-r ! the game for time to visit et 'Columbia af t r the game Sat'ir 'day night. The special will leave j Lincoln at 12:30 Friday night and i get into Columbia at 10:1." o'clock ! Saturday morning. The retu'-nin;: I train will leave Columbia at 12:30 i o'clock on Saturday n ip lit and arrive in Lincoln at 10:1 " Sunday ! morning. ' Five hundred tickets lm tho Missomi game are available in the activities olliec al the pi ico of S2.25. The tickets are lm- seats on tho to and M yard lines. If enough stmlentu do not niaka (Continued on Page 1. 1 PROF. HILL HOPES FOK NO U. S. BOYCOTT OF 'AGGRESSOR' JAPAN Gril Your Ttclli And Take It Tho ll Mav Bo Turf state of Nebraska as a literary so ciety not organized for pecuniary profit. Also at the Palladian business meeting the following students were pledged: Helen Elizabeth Claybough, Arleno Kellcnbargcr, .lustin Lundst'-om, Eric Riisness, Rosalie Stuart and Jcanet Swcn-son. "My Ujvo Comes A-Ridmg.' iy 1 DcLeath, and "White llor.-;e.-. of the Sea." by Waircn. will be rung by Mailha 'Mctlcc. Rendering lm promtu, K Minor by 1-aure will be Jane Hopkins. Dale Canz will sing "If I Wi re King," bv Campbell-Tipton, and "Trade Winds." by Keel. Rosalind Leffei-flink will play ihe violin solo, I "Kol Nedri'' by Bruch. Governing Body Completes Columbia Migration Plans Today. p THE WEATHER After being very changeable yesterday, th wealhed for to day will be fair and unvarying in temperature, according to predictions by the weather bu reau. Light to heavy frost was forecast for last night. A total precipitation of 1.59 Inches hat fallen since Friday. Internation Relations Expert Finds American Sympathy On Chinese Side. "f- believe that Americans are naturally sympathetic with thc Chinese," declares Prof. N. L. Mill, instructor in international re lations, "This results, I think from a variety of causes. F'irst we have been taught for years by some of the newspapers that Japan is dan gerous ami thnt war with thc Japanese is inevitable." As a second reason for Ameri can sympathy, Professor Hill cites our Open Door policy for China which has conflicted with the Japanesw interests. Japan views the Chinese markets, so close to her, as essential to her prosperous economic development. This atti tude on Japan's part has served to make America sympathetic with the Chinese who in fighting Japan are also fighting for the continued Open Door policy which is advantageous to the United States. Open Door for Future. "Neither our present trade not our Investments In China are very gieat iu comparison with those ol 1 si M ; 8 A 1 ' from Llnculn Prof. N. L. Hill. Japan or Great Britain. Our Open Door policy In aimed more, at fu- .iContinued on rage 1.). A football player's life is Grimm at times. Usually he's Shi and if ' Rey's lucky enough to get a Doyle I someone else Brocks him out sooner or later. But the truth is, jl want to get places. You know i I'm an art student. Well, yestcr Iday I sat down Andrews some pic tures, but just between you 'n me 'n the Bible, Dodd, they were ba. , So sooner or later I II probably j be Mchring (I hopel and end up i as no moie than a Dohrmann or Porter in some artists' joint or a common Lyman (it's just the English accent in me) In a Mills, drawing nothing more, than about Pfeiff a week. And maybe now and then I could get a chance to Dobson pictures up a little. But drawing's my line, and I'll prob ably me making Morris any o' my pals. But what 1 wanta know is How ell I ever get through my lessons ?, Dodd, oh Dodd, you gotta Phelp me there. My gal Calli Han helps mo a lot but my Mather says I shouldn't let her do all my work. She says I gotta have the Plock and courage to start the Ball rollln' and get to work some o' these days. After all ain't I Andre' son ? And my pop's proud o' me. Guess that's all I gotta say now, 'cept when you see me slia pin' will you klnda Biff me in thc hritches and get me goln'? Thanx. AMEN. DR. 1TLLEY FLAYS PRODUCTION DECREASE. THIRTY-HOUR WEEK Rural Economics Professor Names Four Factors In Prosperity. "The adoption of any plan . which decreases production will j decrease national and family in come." says Dr. 11. C Killcy of the department of rural economics i of the University ot Nebraska. "If we are willing to be naor, then it would be logical to adopt a pro gram of planned obsolescence, orj a thirty hour week, or forbid the , use of labor saving machines, or attempt to control production. Wo could live with less work, but we would live on a lower standard. Four Factors of Prosperity. Writing for the "American Interprofessional Institute Quar terly," Dr. Fi'ley explained that the wealth and prosperity of this country rest primarily on the four following factors: 1. Great natural resources in proportion to population. 2. The type and character of the immigrants who came to America during the earlier years. 3. The educational system. 4. The Anerirnn constitution and its laws which have eil- couii4fMl industry, initiative ana WWi'-y?'"'" 4 H. C. FIUFY Conrtoy Lincoln Bute Journal. thrift and protected the rights of citizens. "If our people wish more com forts nnd conveniences the answer is Inevitable they must produce .(.Continued on fogc 1.). . aus lol seiiilin di lc;;.ili l' the national com lave of tho Na tional Student Government, associ ation to be held ill Allun,ueifto, N. M between Dec. and Jan. I. will lie thc principal business on hand when the Student. Council meets in its regular weekly ses sion this afternoon at -r o'clock in I'nivci sity hull Final preparations lor the stu dent migration to Columbia lor tho Saturday football game, will b-j made In repaid to the trip. Al Moseman, president of thc student, governing body, urges that stu dents make their reservations eariy in order to assure themselves ot a special train. BARB aTw51RGETGIRLS if i Unaffiliates to Register j Names at Ellen Smith I Thursday," Friday. ' P.arb "J''1 are urged to visit th-i I barb A. W. S. table in KUen SmiM tomorrow so that they may s :;u up lor the activities in which they are interested and receive a, poml loader. This applies to upperclass men as well as freshmen, alt'.iouga lrcshmcn must also sin up lor activity preferences with tiiu A. W. S. tomorrow and Friday. Town barb girl:) whu tU not hvo in organized bouses and have not been contacted previously, are re quested to leave t!ieir names ut the barb A. W. S. table, stating; whether or not they are interested in activities. Point leaders appointed from the organized barb houses arc asked to get their instructions at the barb A. W. S. table. There will be a hoard member in charge all dur ing tho day tomorrow, from 0 il Ulc morning to 6 in the afternoon. I