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THE DAILY NERRASKAN, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7. 1937
Societu
By Johnny Howell Quarterback
and
Mary Anna Cockle
JOHN HOWELL
AS JOHNNY SEES IT
After puzzling over my co-correspondent's
column yesterday
morning, I have come to the con
clusion that I was confidential
Monday. I also stopped by a type
writer, I see. What a disgrace!
Imagine being confidential and
by a typewriter too. Such an out
burst by so charming a young
lady leaves me slightly dubious,
yea, downright skeptical. Even
when I'm in the pink I have dif
ficulty with average coeds. What
am I to do with both my eyes
nearly shut and with a coed who
I am told is not entirely on the
slow side. I'm afraid I'll need a
little more convincing and a sure
cure for black eyes.
And I heard yesterday of an j
Alpha Phi who no longer finds
clamour in the male sex. Eva
Jane Sinclair, yes, the pni with
the eyes, was embarrassed no end
when she found that the windows
between the infra-mural office
where she works and the shower
room next door were not exactly
well frosted.
Looking dignified those days is
Louise Benson, of K. K. G., who
is sporting a pair of super-snooty
pince-nez specs. There's real dig-1
nity in them there gadgets, Louise
only next time duck 'em quicker
when you see that big bruiser in
the bakery.
One o'clock classes will take a
slight beating this week when
some of the boys find that they
can't tear themselves away from
world series broadcast after lunch.
Incidentally, most of the boys
were backing the Giants or rather
Carl Hubbell to win the game yes
terday. Some of the bets ran as
high as two bits, by heck.
Another interesting sidelight of
the Minnesota game came to the
surface. It seems that Charley
Brock, walking off the football
field after the game found that
his progress was being seriously
hampered. Looking down, he found
that his pants were rapidly drop
ping. Nonchalantly, he hitched
them up and tightened the belt
a couple of notches to take care
of the weight lost during the
game.
AS MARY ANNA SEES IT
One of the D. U.'s just let me
In on a little incident that occurred
the night the Theta's sneaked.
Some clever pledge thought it
would be awfully cute to tote the
beautiful Virginia Anderson over
to the D.' U. house. In the mean
time, Ginny's countenance had
been enhanced by the addition of
certain advantageous smears of
lipstick on nose and forehead. So,
sans shoes, the pledges corralled
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their beauty queen way out to the
barn. During the struggle, Dick
Kosman was making one of his
daily telephone calls which of ne
cessity extended far into the eve
ning as Dick was just too bash
ful to appear in shorts in front of
his friend.
ACCORDING TO BOB CONRAD.
Jim Beltzer has been breezing it
about the Kappa Sig house that
Saturday night he's to elope with
a fair lady from Grand Island
Their destination, Bob informs us
is Kansas City.
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A NIGHT IN THE WAREHOUSE.
Alpha Phi pledges evaded the
actives Tuesday when they sneak
ed by meeting at Helen Abel's
father's place of business. Some
bright soul thought of spending
the night right there in the ware
house, so everybody had a lovely
time. We might also mention the
bus the gals chartered the btttir
to see the town.
Being a modest little Corn
husker backer, let's skip over
last Friday's super-colossal pre
diction that Nebraska would
"edge out" Minnesota with as
few words as possible. Many
have asked if it wern't out of
loyalty's sake that this column
said Nebraska would win. Loy
alty figured In the prediction,
but it really was a sudden
hunch that proved correct, along
with a side-line analysis of the
1937 Huskers status quo. And
right now Nebraska's standing
is on the nation's top list. How
long the Huskers stay atop the
pile remains to be seen.
But for the rest of Satin day's
games this column made a mess
of things, missing the outcomes
of ten contests. Eighteen were
called right and one game ended
in a deadlock for a general aver
age of .555. Methinks the everage
should rise later in the season
when the crazy quilt of football
takes a more definite pattern.
To beat the team that beat
Minnesota Nebraska or have
you heard? is now the aim of
eight bail clubs, Iowa State,
Oklahoma, Missouri, Indiana,
Kansas, Pittsburgh, Iowa and
Kansas State. It will be a dou
ble load that the Huskers carry
the rest of the season defeating
their conference and non-conference
foes as well as retaining
the signal honor that goes with
a victory over the "ain't-what-It-used-to-be
horde of Golden
Gophers.
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How's your luggage? Is
your overnight case as
antidated as the old car
pet bag? Are you still
crushing your clothes into
an outmoded suitcase?
BIFF CONTINUES Sfauda. I
SQUAD SHIFTING A 'A'
FORIOlBmLElfP
alI r A
Reserves Primed for Carry
ing Heavy Duty to Rest
Frayed Varsity.
If yesterday's workout at Me
morial stadium can be used as a
criterion, the Coinhusker reserve
gridmen will likely see plenty of
action in the Iowa game this
S a t u rd a y at
Ames.
Since his
first stringers
took many hard
knocks in the
Minnesota frnv,
Coach "Biff"
Jones has de
cided to give
his reserves a
chance to show
their wares in
the Iowa Stnte
battle. So most
of yesterday's
&EOR6E PORTER rehearsal found
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third varsity
squads in a hectic workout.
Quarterback Johnny Howell,
who broke his nose in the Minne
sota game and aggravated it in
Tuesday's scrimmage, showed up
in civilian apparel. At his post,
Biff stationed Bill Andreson, hefty
back from Plainview, Kas.
Pass Defense Stressed.
Ways and means of combatting
the Cyclones' famous passing at
tack occupied most of the Husl-.
ers' time yesterday. Coach Ed
Weir's yearlings flipped Iowa
State passes at the Jonesmen but
had ill-luck in finding: snatchers.
Everett Kischer is the spear
head of the Ames aerial outfit, and
the Scarlet and Cream footballers
are plotting to box his attempts at
filling the ozone with passes. A
triple threater. Kischer is the
man for all Big Six teams to
watch this season.
Changes made Tuesday were ;
OTill r nffftof nt-iJ ...ill : ,
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it-am unui ine lowa siate contest
is over. Bill Callihan is at the half-1
.men posi vacated Dy runon Mc-
Uravy, critically injured in the Go-
pner game, while Bill Andreson is i
rilling Howell s shoes at quarter-;
DacK.
English Shows Promise.
In the line, Bill Pfeiff took Low
ell English's place at guard on the
fir.f ct..;,v ,k.
wrted into rfu.lba k on Te Z !
ond string. Enclish. whose ed-1
cated toe brought Nebraska two
extra points last weekend, is lo-
ing himself and the team justice
at his new task. I
With the No. 1 squad doing!
whatever it pleased. Mentor Biff
Jones pitted his second stringers
against the frosh. On this outfit
were Grimm and Kahler. ends:
Mills and Schwartzkopf, tackles; j
Peters and Dohson. guards;
Ramey. center; Porter, quarter-
back; Mather and Plock. halfbacks
and English, fullback. j
This potent aggregation ran
rough-shod over the Weirmen and
scored two tallies in a hurrv. Jim !
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ai i anl'm o. rtiufl 1(11 Lnc
! first touchdown while George Por
U ter cut thru tackle for 50 yards
U to score.
Porter Blossoms Out.
In this scrimmage, Porter blos
somed out as a ball carrier and
kicker. His plunges cut the frosh :
forward wall to smithereens while:
his punts kept the yearlings deep !
in tneir own territory.
The Husker team will leave Fri
day afternoon at 5:15 for Omaha
via the Burlington. At the metro
politan city it will board the Chi
cago and Northwestern road and
head for Ames.
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TEXAS UNIVERSITY
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Glaring from the pages of the
latest Saturday Evening Tost are
the words "Archangel and His
Bible." It is the caption of one of
the most enlightening articles we
have ever seen
enlightening, at
least, for us
X e b r a s k ans
who had our
pockets picked
to the extent of
one good foot
ball coach last
winter.
The master
piece by Ken
neth Koree, jr.
tells of a man
by the name of
H. J. Luther
Stark, who was
DANA X 8ltU
born with a svi
of silver spoons
his mouth
and traded
tlieni in for one un"T.rsity "nd one
good football coa'jn. It was Stark,
says the article, who flapped his
wings, took a look around the
country side, picked Dana Bible as
the best coach in view, bought him
ar.i thus made history down in
coaching alley. It was Stark who
named and then raised the little
colonel's salary and it was Stark
who made up a $5,000 loss to
Bible on the forced sale of his Ne
braska home.
Besides being the animated
purse of the Texas school, he also
seres as the gold plated cnair
man of the board of regents. So,
in answer to the cry of the 60,000
alumni, who have been howling
their disapproval of Long Horn
frtrttV,nll In M.pnl toar Rt-irk
Tr.ncv j his pocket, pulled out
. ....
some cold cash and cooled mem
0ff
Thev're calling the little ex
Husker mentor. "Bible, the an
SWer to our praver."
"if Vou want anvthing else."
savs the blunt but valuable Luther
to his alma mater, "the check will
be in the mornine mail."
Ev all means, vou loyal Huskers
grab a Satcvepost and whip thru
to race in wnere you v. hi mm nun
t that tells what went on
wmlc we wondered iaRt wlnter'
In the stands at the rehashed
Minnesota-Nebraska struggle, sat
Mr. Brock, poppa of Nebraska's
powerful center. Mr. Brock w-ss
excited and plenty. When he saw
his son take out those two Gophers
with one stone-like block, he went
out of control like a sky rocket
out of the track. Eut W...n the
Rarnft wns nvf.ri (he game was
wnn and the excitement dead, the
snapperhnck s father reached in
njS pocket and found that a pick
pocket had profited by his hysteria.
tfxartly $00 were missing from
his trouser pocket,
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meeting tonight at 5 o'clock in
University hall, room 111. All
members are urged to attend.
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