9 3T v TlJTC 'AILY R.A KAN A JLUD 3wi Sarah Louise L5fL ; Beb Toward More Systemizod Delusions. One of the big come-ons for any co-educational college is the so called swell dates that make school-going an endurable interim between blissful weekends. Even the in-between times are such fun because there are always adoring gents or smooth cuties to play with. One simply comes to col lege, selects the most superlatively beautiful of the crop, and is there after much sought after by the chosen few for any and every so cial function. One hangs, or is hung on, at least several fraternity pins, eventually finds the only one in the world, and lives happily over after. All of which, one under stands, cminates from an hour dance or blind dale. From the loud wails that rend the air is pledge bull sessions, it would seem that somewhere along the line the magical wand producing perfect pairings got all crossed up. Perspiring little freshmen have pushed Amazonic females around dance floor for a long dejected evening. Youth ful ball belles draw mc-me-me boys who prefer to talk. Big town lasses are teamed with rur ally born and bred lads, fine arts students with dental college gents, pre-medics with sheltered tcachers-to-be, football men with the definitely starry-eyed and coke 'drinking. Countless des perately fantastic combinations evolve each year. Get Organized. And all this misery, simply enough, is merely due to lack of system. Every social group owes It to the happiness of its members to organize and codify and classify their social material in a fashion adaptable to prompt, effective co ordination. Every conceivable sort of information that might be at all useful in placing a pledge should be gleaned. By diligence and acute ness there should be unearthed those details that might possibly lead to an ideal matching of physiques, personalities, and priv ate lives. Since height is by long odds the most important item, figures on that little matter should be correct to the last fourth of an inch checked by certified public ac countants. General appearance is of second ranking interest. It's just as well to get right down to fuses on this, too, such as: eyes blue with violet shadows; hair coiffure disintegrates in open cars; figure robust; knees dimpled; right arm hefty. You get the Idea. Naturally, too, one must get data on personality character istics. This is comparatively minor and may usually be dis missed with in single adjectives, such as: 'wiseacre", "coopera tive", "steak-loving", "nice kid", older" or "red headed." When 'these are highly auspicious, they should be italicized: "PACKARD COUPED", "BEAUTY QUEEN POTENTIALITY", "MARVEL OUS DANCER", "SLICK CLOTHES." The Irrelevant. Some of the upperclassmen may lake, a lot of time trying to match up youngsters who know, however vaguely, some of the same people, or who have remotely the same ideas of fun. These dopey pusses readily recall the days "when they just got us any date and let us struggle." Such renctionary nice ties can be dispensed with without regrets. It's much more impor tant to determine the Big Apple nbilfty, or the former smooth steadies of the subjects. A little past is attractive in fellows, heavy mail spells allure in femmcs. Of course all these vital utatis tics must be adapted to the par ticular group in question. Un typed organizations will have to do more data-digging to put their members across Ihmi the poured from the same mould bunches. But however general or however specific this work is, all effort must be bent toward preserving the halo mythologicully surround ing the dating of maid and man in college. Delusions though they be, tlicy must be preserved. But, Inthanamcofgawd systematized de lusions. School of Joill'IKlliMH Dua-lH lluriio Course A novel course added to the curriculum of the School of Jour nalism is Radio which will be taught by J. Gunnar Bark, con tinuity director of KFAB-KFOR, Gayle C. Walker, director of the school, announced yesterday. he course Is railed Journalism 161 and Is conducted on Thursday evenings from 7:15 o'clock to 0 : 1 .1 o'clork for two hours credit, Walker said. Journalism 161 will include plot ting programs, both commercial and sustaining, continuity writing and the muny other phaai'S of the work. JMimIciiI Alliletic Books On Sale Next Tuesday Student athletic books will go on sale next Tuesday morning, Sopt. 28, according to John K. Selleck, university business manager. Remittances of stu dents wishing to purchase tickets will ba received at the Student Activities office from 8 o'clock Tuesday morning till 5 p. m. Tuesday evening and from 8 o'clock Wednesday morning till noon. If there are any more tickets available after the drawing, they will be placed on sale Im mediately. Students must pre sent Identification cards. VOL. XXVII, No. 5. STAFF POSITIONS Editor Campbell Sends Out Call for Humorists, Cartoonists. Minor staff positions on the Awgwan were assigned in quick order at the meeting of applicants to the business and editorial staffs held Thursday afternoon In the humor publication's office. Bruce Campbell, editor, was emphatic In assuring a welcome to all students who wish to work on the Awgwan but who were unable to attend Thursday's meeting. "We especially urge writers and cartoonists to contribute," he said. The advertising campaign is get ting well under way under the direction of Frank Kudrna, adver tising manager. Plans to publish the first issue on Sept. 30 were announced. The staff, which aims to arouse the risibilities of the campus, is headed by Bruce Campbell, '39, Lincoln, editor, and Charles Tan ton, '38, Denver, business man ager. Managing editor and as sistant editor are Virginia Geister and Ed Steevcs respectively. Members of the fashion staff are Virginia Lea, Virginia Gris wold, Virginia CIcmans, Muriel White and James Simmons; on the art staff are Ed Schmid, Don Shoemaker, Jerry John, Jean Tool, Ed Steeves and Amy Gray; hand ling gore will be Rita Alger, Paul Wertz, Beverly Weaver, Virginia Clemans, Betty Lehman, Wilamene Erickson, Marian Bremers, and Charlotte Kindy; secretaries arc Jean Parkinson, Margaret Owen, Jean Simonson, Genevieve John son and Marion Kaths; and mem bers of the exchange staff are Betty Roach, Mary Priscilla Stew art, George Rosen, Howard Aus tin, Mary Kline and George Frischer. On the business staff are Dick McGinnis and Jim Tisdale, assist ant business managers; Joe Steph ens, circulation manager; Dick Spangler, assistant circulation munager; Esther Schneidcrwind, assistant to Davis; and Frank Kudrna, advertising manager. Ad vertising representatives are Leon ard Fine, Dorothy Anderson, Ruth Fritzler, Margaret Kruse. Jane Cook, Charley Ashley, Dorothy Swoboda, Billie Suing and Harry uunderson. CHILDREN'S THEATER Polio Threat Changes Date Of First Performance To Dec. 18. Recent threats of an infantile paralysis epidemic in Lincoln caused an appointed committee to postpone the opening of the Chil dren's Theater season at the Uni versity. The committee is com posed of Miss Alice Howell, direc tor of the University Players; Mrs. Ernest Walt, representing the jun ior league, and Miss Pauline Gel latly, representing both the players and the league. The children's Little Theater program i sponsored each year by the Junior League and by the stu dent players. The opening, orig inally scheduled for Oct. 23. was delayed by ofifclals who believed that it would be to the best Interest of the health of children in the city. The first performance has been set for Dec. 18 and the ticket drive postponed until the latter part of November. I he following dates have been adopted for the current schedule: Deo. IS. Feb. 2, March 20, Apr. 17 and May 14. Arnold Ia'ii Itcturiied To Chinjmih From (iliieao Arnold Levin, Rosalie, who was graduated last June from the uni versity, arrived in Lincoln yester day. The former Innocent, Daily Nebraskan editor and Student Council president spent the sum mer In Chicago, engaged In Jour nalirm work. ON f GIN GIVEN FOR COMING YEAR Awgwan Editor Hurls Literary Challenge at Nebraskan Staff For Annual Touchfoolball frame By Bruce Campbell. "We, the members of the Aw gwan All-Amerlcan, do hereby challenge the Dally Ncbraskan Nubbins to a football game to be played on the Russian flats, The Ncbraskan Nubbins being the home team, upon a date picked out by the Nebraskan squad. The reg ular rules of touch football shall apply, even when the referee ain't looking. The referee shall be objected by joint disagreement and shall be partial, biased, bribed and member of the Ku Klux Klun. The Awgwan AL-Amerlcons, knowing their col lective atrength well, are confident of suck-cess no matter what ob stacles the Nebraskan may erect, such as bribed officials, Imported athletes, and physical Infractions of the rules. It ain't our Intent not. to fdlng no mud at any oppon ent, however worthy, but It are Official Harold Stoke Will Take Year's Leave of Absence Professor Will Supervise TVA Personnel Training In Tennessee. To accept a position as super visor of training in public admin istration with the TVA at Knox ville, Tenn., Dr. Harold Stoke, as sociate professor of political sci ence, has been granted a year's leave of absence by Chancellor Burnett, subject to the approval of the board of regents. With a record of seven years at the Nebraska campus during which time he was voted one of the most "popular" professors by the stu dent body, Dr. Stoke expressed re gret to be leaving. "1 have enjoyed my years at Nebraska," he declared. "I have always found the students inter esting.'' Graduate of Johns Hopkins. Dr. Stoke was made an associate professor at Nebraska in 1934. He has been serving as chairman of the convocation committee. Dr. Stoke is known to Nebraskans both as speaker and educator in political theory and public opinion and as a writer. He was co-author of "The Background of European Government" and author of a re cent publication "Foreign Rela tions of the Federal Stales." He was graduated from Johns Hop kins university. SPECIAL PIE RATE FALL DRIVE Circulation of Campus Daily Spreading to Outstate Parent Readers. With the free distribution of Daily Nebraskans abruptly ending Monday, university students must hasten to subscribe to the stu dent paper this wek while the special fall price of 51.50 is still offered. According to Circulation Man ager, Stanley Michael, the 1937 subsciiption drive to this poinc has exceeded all expectations and the mailing list is fajt 'ncreasing. Augmenting the number of Ne braskan readers this year will be many parents out-state, for un expectedly h great many students have stopped into the business of fice of the Ncbraskan to request for papers to be sent home. Parents who hav- received the paper in past years i-till form a group of the most faithful tub scriber3 to the Daily Nebrasitan. Price for sending the student paper out of Lincoln tor a year is J2.50. E FOR SATURDAY GAMES University Women Urged To Apply for Chance To Earn Money. As customary before the open ing of football season the W. A. A. council is issuing a call to all uni versity women interested in selling concessions at the Saturday games. F.ach year a number of sales women cooperate with the council to supply tho grandstands with candy, apples, popcorn and cold drinks. In return they arc given free admission to the games and a commission on concessions sold. Harriet Jackson, concessions manager of tho W. A. A., has an nounced hours each day when prospective saleswomen limy ap ply. Girls Interested In doing the work are asked, to report in the W, A. A. lounge on the first floor of Grant Memorial during any of the following hours; Tuesday 12 to 2 and 3 to 6 o'clock; Wed nesday 2 to 5; Thursday 8 to 12 or 1 to 4, and Friday 2 to 5 o'clock. history that such obstacles has lieen erected In past football fias cos which the Ncbraskan have held with the Cornhusker. Alibi Insurance. Wc wish to make this prc-gamc statement In order to act aside any tuff alibis which the Ncbraskan will undoubtedly offer when the dust aettlea and the "Rag" squad la ragged and beaten. We ain't bribed nor persuaded no member of the Nebraskan Nubbins to throw the game! Such are the "rag'a" alibi last year when de feated by the Cornhusker aquad. Thla year they have to make up a new one. Just to ahow how confident of success the Awgwan touchdown tycoons are we are granting full permission for tho Nubbins to use the aoclety editor, on John Howell. (Continued on Page 4.) Student Newspaper LINCOLN, INEBHASKA, courtesy tne Lincoln Juurnul. DR. HAROLD W. STOKE. According 'to Dr. Stoke his new work will consist of organizing courses for the persons already employed in administrative posi tions in the TVA. It is an effort to introduce in American govern mental service "something of the professional and academic back ground that the British sought in their civil service, President Morrow Culls General Tassel Merlin-; All Tassel members are sum moned to a general rr eting this afternoon at 5:00 11 So cial Science, room 105. Martha Morrow, president, announces that final instructions will then be made for the University Players drive scheduled to start tomorrow. S S Pctz Explains New Sports Set-Up; Lantz Reviews 'Non-Org' History. Nebraska Barbs held their first mass meeting in social science au ditorium last night with nearly 200 unaffiliated men present to plan Barb activities lor the ensu ing year. Denver Gray, president of the Barb Inter-club council, pre sided over the meeting and intro duced the speakers. Harold Pctz, director of intra mural athletics, outlined the new sports program. Touch football, basketball, baseball and kittenball are on the schedule of sports ac tivities. Each R. O. T. C. unit is to have an intramural team this year in addition to the Intrafra ternity and Barb Intcrclub leagues. I Pctz estimated that ncaily 2.000 j more men would be contacted i through the introduction of the II. jO. T. C. teams. Ten Hour Dances. Dunne Kssam, social and orga nization chairman spoke on the or ganization of the Inter-dub coun cil and stated that 10 Barb hour dances had been scheduled for the semester. Prof. K. W. Lantz reviewed the history of the Barb organization on the campus, since its inception In 192(5. Lantz explained further the relationship of the National Student Federation of America In the development of the Barb or ganization and unaffiliated stu dent activities st Nebraska, ami concluded his talk by saying: "You ian get what you want, politically and socially, if you'll Just or ganize." Robert Simmons, member of the Student Union advisory board, re It by the Barb students, called details of the fight for the campus student center, and pointed out the benefits to be derived from The Tassels are coming. WAA MlKOVEHLOOK CURRICULU WILD BRIDGE Council Looks With Pride Upon Structure Made Of Tree Trunks. Although bridge building has not hcrelolore been Included in the W, A. A. curriculum, the council and several members made it a part of the physical education pro gram when they bridged the stream running In front of the W, A. A. cabin Saturday. For several years the council haa considered hiring a workman to build the bridge since half the land owned by the W. A. A. is In accessible because of the stream, Saturday the members voted to bridge the creek themselves. The completed product la one upon which the council looka with pride. A neat log bridge sup ported by two large tree trunka Ilea across the stream. Meanwhile council membera are roaming the campus with blistered hands and crushed thumbs, but they all agree it was worth )(. The Tasaela are coming. I i i of the University of TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER Shumate of Pittsburgh University to Fill Vacancy. . "This is a new experiment and should be intensely interesting work," said Dr. Stoke. "The TVA, I think, has the best personnel of any government bureau because of its educational and personal qual ifications. With 16,000 employees the TVA embraces a great variety of work and affects five states in which the Tennessee river flows." Dr. Stoke will lead a course in Public Personnel Administration. All of his work will be carried on in co-operation with the University of Tennessee and such employees of the organization as desire credit will be able to secure it through the university. Some of Dr. Stoke's courses will be available to Ten nessee students. There are only two or three such training experiments being carried on in the government service at the present time, which presents a significant and valued opportunity for the new man. Dr. Roger V. Shumate, now of the political science faculty of the University of Pittsburgh, will suc ceed Dr. Stoke at the university. Dr. J. P. Senning, chairman of the department here, made the selec tion. IIS IN U HULL BASEMENT Klub Members Will Convene In School of Music Building Today. Moving day ha3 overtaken the Kosmet Klub and instead of their old subterranean sanctum m the basement of University hall, the Klubmcn now have a new under ground habitat in the basement of the School of Music building, room 14. First meeting of the year for the group has been called for this afternoon at 5 o'clock, and it is urged that all active members be prefK-nt. According to President "Doc" Winfield luis, general organization work will be under taken and a discussion will be held to arrive at a final date for ac cepting filings by university groups wishing to participit? in this year's fall revue. Elias :ij:ain stressed the face that the pwuc will come several weeks earlier than usual this fall, and that it is therefore imperative for fraterni ties and sororities to start work on their respective acts and skits immediately. All men desiring to work for the Klub this year as a means toward gaining membership are asked to flic their names at the Kiub office any time from Wed nesday on between the honi of 2 and 4 o'clock, Saturdays and Sundays excepted. Klias will be glad to talk personally with any men who caie to co.ue in between 3 and 4. no stated, lie suggests that they call as soon as possible since work Is to begin immediately. It l.s hoped that every fraternity on the campus will be represented by at least two workers. DR. FELLMAN DISCUSSES CONSTITUTION MONDAY Doano Convocation Hears Instructor Praise U. S. Document. In celebration of the one hundred and fiftieth birthday of the consti tution of the United States, Dr. David Kellman. Instructor of po litical science, spoke before a con vocation of the entire student body at Doane college in Crete Monday morning. Introduced by Bryan S. Stoffer, president of the university, Dr. Fcllman discussed what he consid ered to be the enduring prlnc'ples of the American constitution. Girls Fed Up With Confinement Will Ilungrv for Normal Liberties As l'aralysis Quarantine Kemains By Fred Harms. "You can tell them we're fed up,'1 said the girls on the rooming house porch at 33!i No. 13th St. Inst night to a Daily Ncbraskan reporter trying to find out Just how they felt after five daya of a "polio quarantine." The 31 univer sity coeds were placed in strict confinement on Sept. 10, when Miss Margaret Allen, rrescott school teacher living at the liou.no wus stricken with tho dreudud pollomeytlltls. Health officials have Intimated that the quarantine may be lifted by Thursday, Sept. 23. "But If it isn't," said Alma Imhoff, "we'll keep the phone hot all night and the next day too, calling every doctor and health officer In Lln roln to find out why not. ThU'a a promise; I've been fed up on this s'aying al home alnce the fwt night." Nebraska 21, 1937 Corn Cohs to Plan Party lit Meeting Wednesday Corn Cobs, men's pep organ ization, will meet for the first time of the year Wednesday night at room 107 Social Sci ence hall. Members will discuss plans for a party after the Indiana game, pennant sales, and a smoker to admit new members. Willard Burney, president, urges all members to be pres ent. Members may bring new candidates if they wish. MEET WEDNESDAY President Albert Moseman Reveals New Changes In Chairmen. Student council committee chair men will meet for the first time this year Wednesday at 5 o'clock in University hall to learn func tions of their groups and the duties of the chairman before the entire student council assembles next week. The budget for the year will be drawn up in the meeting of the chairmen before it will be submit ted at the first meeting to the student governing body. Revised List. Al Moseman, student council president, announced that a few changes have been made in the committee chairmen since last spring. The revised list follows: Budgetary, Bill Clayton; book store, Dave Bernstein and Dick McGinnis; migrations. Deloris Bors; Forums, Paul Wagner and Eloise Benjamin; organizations, Helen Catherine Davis; student union, Jane Walcott and Bob Sim mons; honors convocation, Gene vieve Bennett; men's activities, Eob Wadhams and Harold Benn; midwest student association, Ed Schmidt; publicity, Willard Burney and Barbara Rosewatcr; eligibil ity and elections, Rosalie Motl. The Tassels are coming. TARDY REGISTRANTS Late Registration to Last Three Weeks; Figures Show Decrease. Late registrants have until three weeks after the beginning of classes to complete their reg istration according to the regis trar. The penalty tor lateness this week is four dollars and will be increased a dollar for each addi tional week of delay. The same time limit applies to adding or dropping subjects with a fee of one elollar charged for making a change of schedule. As graduate students have until Oct. 2 to register and because more late registrations arc ex pected, the official figures of the university's enrollment will not be ready until November. A slight de crease from the 1938-37 total of 6,546 students is expected. The highest possible charge for late registration is twenty dollars which is assessed in case a stu elent attends classes in good stand ing but fills to make bis formal registration until the end of the semester. .litaknii Subscription Hair Will Kml Sopt. 2V All students wishing to pur chase a year's subscription to the Nebraskan for the special rate of one dollar, must make arrangementi with a member of the Nebrackan business staff before Friday. Membera of the business staff may be contacted at the Nebraskan stands In the Temple building or at the Ne braskan office In the basement of University hall. Letters and either mail ran come to the heiiise, but the girls can't send any out. They can't write to the folks back home, to the boy friend, or anybody for that mat ter, tho only recourse being to use tho telephone and reverse the charges. Consequently that one phono la a popular and(a busy In strument. Wlse-rracklng, cat-culling pass crsby are frequent enough, but visitors who iictuully come and stand on the bottom step nro al most a novelty we are told. At any rate all available sitting and leaning spaces were soon occu pied by the fair "prisoners" who kept up a barrage of questlona about campus affairs and sugges tions as to what would and what ahould not be written In the Inter view. "Although we are getting tired ' (Continued on Fage 4.) STUDENT committee PKICE FIVE CENTS CLAYTON ADOPTS PLACE IN SUN AS Cornhuskcr Heads to Take Staff Applications For 4 Days. Nebraska's place in the Min h to be the featured theme vi tho 1938 Cornhsuker, Editor Eill Clay ton announced Monday. Profes sional art work and engraving, to be done by the same artists who produced the 1934 ail-American Cornhuskcr, is also to be featured. Editor Clayton added that a r.rcat deal of photography will ho stressed and urged that thosr in terested in pictoral work apply to the Cornhuskcr office. "The H'3S Corn!v.iAer i;i to h. the. most vivid, th? most colorful, and the most carefully drav.n-un year-book that Nebiaska Uni versity has ever had," Clayto'i en thusiastically announced. ' In order to cmphazie more strongly Ne braska's place in the sun. wc will, if necessary, have work done by former Nebraskans who have gained fams for themselves .n all parts of tiie world. Special em phasis is also 10 be placed on the beauty queen section, ana no time or money is to be spared in making it outstanding.'' Staff positions, open to all those with sophomore standing or above should be applied for at tho Cornhusker office within the next four days. A special invitation to freshmen who are interested in activity points was extended by Editor Clayton. They should also apply to the Cornnuskcr office within four days. RIFLE CLUB TO MEET AT FIVE WEDNESDAY Range in Andrews Hall Will Open Oct. 4; To Close Nov. 2. The. Rifle Club, the university organization to promote Interest in rifle shooting, will have its first meeting Wednesday, Sept. 2!. The meeting will take place in room 210, Nebraska hall at five o'clock. All students in good standing are eligible, and if interested arc invited to attend. The annual dues from the club are one dollar. Theso are used to purchase medals, equipment, and to help pay for trips taken by the Varsity team. The range in the basement of Andrews hall will not be opened until Monday, Oct. 4. Thereafter, however, it will be opened ever. Monday and Wednesday from one till four, and on Tuesday, Thurs day, and Friday ironi nine till four. Staff Sergeant McGin.sey will be on duty on Wednesday and Friday, and Sergeant Engle on Monday, Tuesday, and Thurs day. Club members will u.se the range, for practice from the opening dale till Nov. 2. Intramural competi tion will be held Nov. 3 to 10. Tho remainder of the semester will be devoted to try-outs for teams. There will be places for ten men on the Varsity team, firiccn on lh R. O. T. C. team, end ten on the. Freshman team. Freshmen are particularly in vited to Join as they will help their scores in rifle marksmanship Instruction, beides having a good chance to make the team. SATURDAY EVENING POST TO RUN WRY ON BIBLE Football Scries to Feature Transfer of Dana X. To Texas School. Nebraska's football situation of last winter when two campuses were in the dither over the grid coach selections will receive moro national publicity next month in the Saturday Evening Tost, ac cording to word received yesterday from the Curtis Publishing com pany. "Archangel and His Bible" is the title of the article appearing in the Oct. 9 SaUvepost. Advance word from the publishers indicate the yarn will tell the story of now Dana X. Bible. Husker athletic di rector and head coach for seven years, was lured to Texas to accept a similar post thru the pipings of Luther Stark, multi-millionaire oil man of the Ixinghorn stale. Other football articles nppeMi iiv; In Hie Saturday Evening rWt In clude "Pigskin Preview" by Francis Wallace, Sept. 2.1: "Mvrry body There Saw Kelley'' by Lnrrv Kclley, Yale's ItO! All-Aiiirricnti, Oct. 16; "Everybody There Saw Kelley," continued from the week before, and "That's Football for You" by Jimmy Conzelman. 3,000 MINNESOTA fa.ns to Miami: W KSTWAKl) OCT. 2 Minnesota will be well repre sented as the Gophers tangle with the Cornhusker grldmcn at Me morial stadium Oct. 2. According to John Selleck, business manager of athletics, more than 3.000 Minnesota fans have alrendy re served tickets for thla outstand ing football contest. YEARBOOK THEME