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Texas 'Not So Hot'
Says D. X. Bible.
By Ed Steeves.
It Is not certain whether D. X
Bible, with a scalp like a cue ball
read Nebraskan News Editor
Morris Lipp's account of his re
turn to the coaching: staff of Ne
1 braska because
of a sunburned
top. If he did,
perhaps that is
the explanation
of the Little
Colonel's com'
parison of Ne
braska and,
Texas climate.
Most people
have congrat
ulated Bible on
being able to
enjoy the balmy
Star state wea
ther during our
current spring
chill. The little
From Lincoln Journal man with the
big salary only scoffed at this,
however, and told of how this topic
was so much hooey. According to
Mm there is no heat, no sun and
no sunburn so we guess it is April
Fool to Herr Llpp.
Johnny Howell of swelling
football fame, now hat a part
in the pony chorus of the ad
vancing Kosmet Klub show. It
occurred to us that If all the
pony chorus was made out of
Howell timber, the appelation
would have to be changed from
the delicacy of a "pony" to a full
fledged "horse." Adna Dobson,
outstanding sophomore guard,
also "hoofs" in the production
and does a little of his original
stooging on the side. By the way,
Dobson's style of stooging Is as
Inimitable as Valee's nasal
nausea. He not only stooges on
the side, but on the back, face,
and points south. He can fall
Into or over anything willfully
and get up unscathed. At the
height of his career he developed
a stunt of rolling end over end
down a three flight fraternity
stairway.
Perhaps it is his scientific
knowledge of falling that makes
him so tough on the gridiron.
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From under the incubating wing
of Frosh Coach Ed Weir comes one
of the finer broods of yearling grid
aspirants.' Usually the first year
out for varsity ball, the frosn are
plenty bad headaches. This spring,
however, the aspirants are spelled
aspirins and are headache soothers,
Last Saturday's scrimmage did
much to show the Biffer what a
handful of young stuff he had
with ability.
Porter, a frosh from Denver,
reeled off the most spectacular
play of the afternoon as he picked
a pass from the ether and raced
80 yards before being chased out
of bounds. Mcllravey, another
young prodigy, was probably the
most deadly tackier of the day
as he hauled them down without
discrepency and hauled them down
with a thud.
Mather, a sprint flash, is keeping
tongues of fans on the fly as they
conjecture as to what his fame
will be. The mercury hoofed back
not only runs like a tornado, but
catches passes even wnere it isn t
usually done.
Three freshman guards loom out
like nonchalance at an early morn
ing hour sale. Dobson, Pfeiff and
Capron all squat, heavy, and fast.
In last pay day's scrimmage Dob-
bie and Capron stood out both
defensively and offensively, while
Pfeif fstood by because of injuries.
Along aide of Sam'l Francis'
ticker awarded him by Kale
Smith, moon pushing singer, and
his many other trophies will go
a couple of plated cups from the
Texas relays. Francis now has
more medals than a pawn broker
and will probably never notice
the two won down South Satur
day. At any rate itis no small
feat to break a shot put record
with a 51:11 toss and nearly
hatter the discuss mark with a
hurl of 146:10 1-4.
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FILE FOR PART ON
PONTIAC PROGRAM
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the university swing band are
other features.
The following week, the Uni
versity of Southern California will
take the spotlight. Preliminary au
ditions were given last week to the
10 piece Trojan band; 70 voice a
capella choir; mixed chorus of 60
voices; six dramatic groups; ca
nary singing acts: a 12 man swing
band, and some 90 soloists.
Members of the Ag College
Boarding club held election of offi
cers Monday nfght, choosing Or
ville Marquardt as new president.
Other officers are: Glen Kllngman,
vice president; Winifred Jacobsen,
secretary; and Bernard Rein, steward.
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TUESDAY. APRIL 6, 1937
THE DAILY NEBHASKAN
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GETS FIRST LOOK
AT 1 937 HUSKERS
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Montana Coach Sees Biff
Jones Pan Saturday's
Scrimmage Faults.
As Coach Biff Jones pointed a
pudgy finger at the squad mistakes
or last Saturdays scrimmage,
Adolph Lewandowski, appointed to
the coaching staff this fall, took
his first glimpse
of the 1937
Huskers last
night. Lewan
dowski comes
from Montana
U. where he
was head coach.
He was a for
mer Nebraska
end.
Jones had
plenty of com
pliments on his
tongue tip pre
ceding the
scrimmage, but
also plenty of
From Lincoln Journal, errors to air.
Leuandnwakl. The first VOr-
tion of the practice was devoted
to ironing out those errors. Block
ing Jones believes, still has ample
room for improvement.
Dummy Scrimmage.
Following the "panomine" of
correction, two teams were lined
up for dummy scrimmage. Dohr
mann and Richardson, ends; Doyle
and Mills, tackles; Mehring and
English, guards; Brock, center;
and Howell, Andrews, Rohrig, and
Dodd, backs, made up the varsity
eleven.
The second combination included
Grimm and Amen, ends; Neprud
and Schwartzkopf, tackles; Dobson
and Peters, guards: Ramey, cerv
ter; and Phelps, Mcllravey, Andre-
son and Callihan, backs.
Backfield Impressive.
Saturday's practice game, one of
the final scrimmages of the spring
drill, showed more class than any
thus far. The backfield was es
necially impressive with the ex
pecteci doing as anticipated and tne
unexpected, surprisingly well.
Howell and Andrews accounted
for the only touchdowns of the
afternoon.
The guard division looms up as
probably the strongest department
of the grid division with some
five men of equal prowess. Menr--
ing and English have been getting
the call, but Dobson, Peters, and
Pfeiff have been pushing them
plenty. Plus this quint there are
Sauer, Franks, and Capron, all
able aspirants.
Next Saturday Nebraska hopes to
stage another and more successful
scrimage with one of the largest
coaching stafs in Husker history
overseeing. The staff now includes
Head Coach Biff Jones, ex-coach
D. X. Bible, Line Coach Link Ly
man, End Coach W. H. Browne,
Freshman Coach Ed Weir, and
assistants John Williams and
Henry Schulte.
DR. EVERETT TO ADDRESS
NU-MEDS ON WEDNESDAY
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since the founding of the organi
zation in 1897.
Other business to be discussed
at the banquet is the nomination
of officers of Nu-Med for the com
ing year, according to Robert Hol
land, president. AH premed stu
dents are eligible for membership
in the group.
Attention will be called during
the program to Pre-Med day,
which has been set for May 8,
when upperclassmen taking pre
medtcal courses will take a trip to
Omaha to inspect clinics and hos
pitals there.
Recently chosen officers or The-
ta Nu, who will induct the newly
tapped members at the banquet,
are Clair Rankin, president, and
James Lauridsen, vice president.
Maurice Tatelman was re-elected
secretary treasurer.
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DR. JOHNSTON TO iPEAK
JIT I W. VESPERS TODAY
Maxine Federle to Direct
Choir in Rendition
Of Special Music.
Dr. Paul Johnston of the West
minster Presbyterian church will
speak before the Y. W. C. A. Ves
pers this afternoon at 5 in Ellen
Smith hall, on "It's All a Matter
of Taste."
Devotionals and scripture read
ing will be given by Marian
Beardsley and Marian' Nelson,
members of the staff in charge of
today's meeting.
Under the direction of Maxine
Federle, Vesper Choir will present
the special number, "Thy Life Is
Like a Garden, Lord." Bernice
Nellemann as accompanist will
play the prelude.
"Dr. Johnston has spoken at our
meetings before, and the girls al
ways look forward to hearing him
again," said Frances Marshall,
chairman of Vespers, who will in
troduce the speaker.
SINFONIA GIVES SMOKER
Active members of Sinfonia,
honorary music fraternity, enter
tained Joseph Fortuna, youngest
faculty member of Eastman School
of Music, and alumni members of
the university at a smoker Satur
day from 7:30 to 9 p. m. at the
Acaf ia house.
Mr. Fortuna, who is presenting
a concert this evening at the Corn
husker hotel, entertained the
twenty-five people present with an
impromptu unaccompanied violin
program.
CINCINNATI DEAN
TO SPEAK BEFORE
HONOR ASSEMBLY
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sessing a high scholastic standing
and showing signs" of contributing
to the scientific field are elected
to Sigma Xi.
Former Nebraska Professor.
Dean More, the guest speaker, is
a member of both Phi Beta Kappa
and Sigma Xi. From 1896 to 1900,
he was professor of physics at the
University of Nebraska. In 1916
he became head of the graduate
school of the University of Cin
cinnati, which position he holds to
this day.
The convocation speaker is well
acquainted with the Missouri Val
ley region as he spent his under
graduate college days at Washing
ton university in St. Louis, Mo.,
and in 1892 he was given his B. S.
degree by that institution. Johns
Hopkins university of Baltimore,
Md., conferred the doctorate upon
him In 1895. He has been in the
educational- field since 1896.
Authority on Light, Sound.
Recognized for his work on
technical problems of electricity,
light, magnetism, inonization and
sound, the Cincinnati university
dean is a member of many na
tional scientific societies such as
the American Physical society, So-
ciete Francaise de Physique,
American Philosophical society
and others besides taking an ac
tive part in the civic affairs of his
city. He is also the author of sev
eral books on physics.
Newly chosen Phi Beta Kappas
and Sigma Xi's are to attend, with
old members of both societies, the
dinner to be held this evening at
the Cornhusker hotel where they
will hear Dean L. T. More's dis
course on "The Character and In
fluence of the Honorable Robert
Boyle." At this dinner those at
tending will have an opportunity to
become acquainted with Dr. More.
Scribe Gives Helpful Hints
For Struggling Sport Fans
Dazed Gridiron Followers
May Find Solace in
Term Definition.
By Ed Steeves.
We have long been conscious
that you who find difficulty in re
trieving your own shirts from a
Chinese laundryman, ordering
from a French menu, buying fruit
from an Italian vender have Just
as tough a time deciphering the
average sports story. We realize
that a sports writer has a tongue
like a cork screw and spells cat
with an "x y z," but it's an old
clanish custom of the sports
scribes.
The style is supposed to bring
the athletic contest with all its
action to your breakfast table with
your ham and companions. Down
through the ages the stuff has
been handed until now the expert
linguist only knows whether
Saltillo beat Beaver Center in a
baseball game or vice versa or
whether the game was postponed
because of rain.
Sports Glossary.
Since we can not expect to shove
a good conventional dictionary
into the hands of all sports pen
ners, we will aid you in a second
best manner. We will give you
somewhat of a glossary to the
language of a sports writer.
For example, if a man in a
football game traverses around the
end with the ball" He skirted the
flanks; he lugged the mail around
the right; he toted porkhide over
Smith; ripped across the right ex
tremities with the spheroid; or so
many other ways."
The star punts: "He booted the
apple; he bounced one off his toe;
he pounded one out with his
pedals; etc."
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"Hit Pay Dirt."
A touchdown is made: "He
swept the double stripes, he
jumped into the promised land; he
hit pay dirt; he fetched home the
scoring bacon; he entered the scor
ing column standing up, etc."
A basketball player makes a
goal in basketball: "He dusted the
net; he parted the mesh; he tem
pered the hoops; he swished one;
he sunk a counter; etc."
He makes a free throw: "He con
verted a foul; he made good on a
gratis flip; he claimed a charity
toss; etc."
He plays a good game other
than scoring: "He covered the
maples well; his floor game scintil
lated; his hardwood play was
okeh; etc."
"Shooed to Showers."
A basketball player goes out
on fouls: "He is shooed to the
showers; he is called for too many
violations; goes out on roughness;
hit the bench for fouls; etc."
A track man wins a sprint: He
busted the tape, breezed in ahead;
showed his heels to the pack;
burned the cinders first; snatched
the blue ribbons; etc."
An athlete is better than
average: "He has the stuff on the
ball; is the coaches' Joy; the apple
of the squad's eye; is a flurry of
glory; the spearhead; is the trail
blazer; etc."
A first baseman makes a putout
in baseball: "First sacker put the
cold finger on him; the initial
bagger sent the kid back to the
dugout; the guy on first ended his
career for that inning; the first
sacker wrote stinko on his run;
etc."
Reason Enough?
These above expressions are only
a dribble in the bucket compared
to the many and complex ones we
could drag out from the cranial
cogs. These, however, should let
you know that a sports writer does
have an idea in mind when he
pens those alphabetical puzzles. A
football field can be called a grid
iron, sod, turf, soil, pasture, bowl,
oval, territory, etc. A baseball
court can be a rectangle, a court,
maples, hardwoods, boards, arena,
etc. With the infinite variations
of these two words, is it any
doubt that most men who make
their living from writing sports,
thrive on bottled Joy?
Doyle Wins Fellowship for
Law Research at Harvard
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posed to be Professor Doyle and
tagged "Jimmy."
"Doyle to Replace Williston at
'Harvard,' " "Nebraska Embryo
Lawyers ( ? ) Launch Sit Down
Strike," and "Freshmen Denom
inate Action Inequitable," in
some of the witty captions on the
blackboard.
Drawing an anology, the mural
ists wrote, "Bible to Texas Doyle
to Harvard Soup to Nutting."
Other sayings included "FDR
Protests Eastward Trek of Intelli
gentsia" and "F D R Now Behind
the Eight Ball."
Filled Orfleld's Vacancy.
Ranking law student at both
Nebraska and Creighton, Professor
Doyle has been on the university
law faculty since February 1936.
He came to the university from a
position as law clerk to Judge
J. W Woodvough, United States
circuit judge, to fill the vacancy
resulting from Prof L, B. Orfleld's
12 months' leave of absence as an
attorney on the social security
board at Washington.
Professor Doyle expects to re
main in Lincoln the greater part
of the summer before taking up
his graduate work as a candidate
for the degree of doctor of juridi
cial science at Harvard next Sep
tember. He expects to take courses
in the field of public law and to
make a study of the administra
tion of the packers' and stocky&rds
act.
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Varsity Baseballers Take
Yanikans With Score
Of 10-6.
Braving the chilly weather the
Cornhusker baseball squad staged
a practice game yesterday on the
ag college diamond with the regu
lars getting the best of the fray.
The Yanikans were held to six
runs and three hits by Pitcher
Schmadeke who did the hurling
for the Regulars. The score was
10-6 in favor of the first stringers.
The Yanikans used throe pitch
ers In an attempt to stem the Reg
ulars' batting spree, but neither
Andrews, Volk nor Knvanda could
stop thorn. Kovnnda, who is a
new find on Coach Wilber Knight's
squad, finished out the game for
the nubbins. In the opinion of the
coach the tosser should develop
into a first class pitcher as soon
as he gets his tosses under perfect
control.
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Two butt hits: Klliott. Harris and
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and Sundstrom. .
Base on balls: Oft Schmadeke. 5: olk.
1: Kovanda, ,V
Strikeouts: By Schmadeke, 5: Andrew.
1; Volk, 2: Kovanda, 1.
Double plav: Amen to Oeorge to Sauer.
Hits and runs: Allowed by Andrews. 4
hits and 6 runs In 1 lnninft: Volk. 1 and J
In : Kovanda 3 and 4 In 2; Schmadeke 1
and 6 in A.
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