T OjwiwxL and !MLY KBRA D SKAN. t 1 I i 1 Mm ton?' jf ' ' 1 1 ! iiniiiriiiiWiiiWiMrftii Mo Brains in Women's Feel. Rao Simonson tells us that any experienced shoo salesmen, espec ially of feminine footwear, "is con vinced that all women are crazy Certainly there few fields where prospective buyers have more fan tastic and more firmly entrenched notions. According' to Salesman Simonson, where a man, possessed of a comfortable shoe will return year after year for one exactly like it, a woman eternally seeks the new and different. But the biggest headache is the tall gal who wants a flat-heeled dress shoe, Ray says, "They simply don't make them." There seems to be an ever de creasing minority of us females foolish enough to indulge our flat phobia. So we must put up a belligerent front and pustify our stand. We can point to the fact that a stately woman of fashion in New York wears only entirely heeless footwear. We can recount the truth that many actresses rely on low-heeled slippers for poised entrances and beautiful carriage on stage. We can drag forth the skeleton of the sprained ankle threat, but down deep in our hearts we know we wear flats be cause they feel so good, In a charming bit of palaver in the society section of the Sunday World-Herald. Julia B. Caldwell, dia Tying of a busy day, comments pointedly on the shoe situation thus: "Up betimes albeit I did toss and turn throughout the night, trying to decide whether I should make my triumphal entry into the Junior League regional arts conference in Lincoln, in my gray or my brown suit;. . .forsooth 1 did finally settle my sartorial difficulties by deciding upon the costume with the most comfort able shoes. For Lord! I did be think me of Morrill's marble hnlls wherein was shown the art ex hibit, and I did base my attire upon the prospective health of my feet." Heaven Will Protect. It is the adolescent if not the animal in us that waxes skittish with spring in the air. If we are Phi Psis we fly kites, if we are Raggers, we ice cream cone, if we are Arnie Levin we hippoty hop. Oldsters are ever leery of such manifestations, even mis understand them. Such, at least, was the case in an incident set forth in our Morgan's "The Psy chology of Abnormal People:" A mother called the principal of a school and asked him "to protect her daughter from adolescence which, she had heard, was playing havoc in that particular school. Shoot If You Must. Andrews hall has many unique sounds with which to lure the ear conscious. There are the heart sickening buzzings of drills in the dental college. There are the p-er-(Continued on Page 2.) President of Mortar Board Sets Filing Deadline At 5 Today. Nominations for attendants to the 1907 May Queen must be filed at Mrs. Weslover's desk in Ellen Smith hall by five o'clock this aft ernoon. Jean Walt, Mortar Board president reminded organized women's groups today. Each group submitting candi dates, according to Miss Walt, is eligible to file two nominees from each of the four classes, and one page from any class, provided that the nominees have a weighted av erage of 80. In the same announcement made of preliminary plans for Ivy Day, MIes Walt revealed a new experi ment which Mortar Board is mak ing in the election of candidates for Mortar Board this year. In past years the voting has been limited to senior women, but in the election this spring junior women will also be eligible to takp part Jn the selection of Mortar Board candidates, the president empha sized. This rule, as it has in past years, will also apply to selection of the 1937 May Qurcn. falilorinl. Butinos Staffs of lelrakan Hold Hanqtirt Frida;f Members of the editorial and business staffs of the Daily Ne braskan will gather for their an nual banquet at the Cornhusker hotel, Friday, March 19 at 6:30 o'clock. Editor George Pipal, toast master, will introduce Oz Black who will give come chalk talks. Other speakers on the evening's program will include Managing Editors Ed Murray and Don Wag ner. Sarah Louise Meyer, Barbara Rosewater. Ed Steeves, and Wil lard Burney. Honored guests will be Prof, and Mrs. Gayle C. Walker and Miss Ruth Ruth Stonrr. Leone Wilson will nlav several piano selections during th" dinner. Priscilla Wicks, ; Dirk PeBrf.wn and Mary Anna; Cockle arc in charge of arrange-; nients. I WALT REQUESTS VOL. XXXVI NO. !(). B1ZAD STUDENTS TO HEAR H. GANTZ State Senator From Alliance Will Talk Thursday At Convocation. Senator Harry E. Gantz, Al liance attorney and member of the Nebraska unicameral legislature, will address blzad students on "Our Unicameral Legislature" at a convocation in social science a u d i t o r i u m Thursday at 11 o clock. Speaking on the unicameral, the innovation in state gov ernment. Sena tor Gantz will compare the present system with the two chambered leg islature of past years and what 4 a nt i.. Journal. changes will be effected by the change. "Gantz Is Eloquent." Dean J. E. LeRossignol of the college of business administration said, "Senator Gantz is one of the most able and eloquent members of the unicameral legislature and will undoubtedly give a fine ac count of how the new system is working." The student executive council of the bizad college with Robert Williams as president is making arrangements for the con vocation. Senator Gantz considers as his hobby "giving the unicameral type of legislature a fair trial," and thruout the current session he has been the leading exponent in at tempting to carry out the innova tions necessitated by the one house legislature. Representing the 41st district of Box Butte, Dawes and Sioux coun ties, Senator Gantz is 50 years of age and a law graduate or Creighton university. He has lived in Alliance for 30 years where he has practiced law for 20 years. Senator Gantz has been a member of the Alliance board of education for the last 12 years and presi dent of that group for the last two years. TO E E CASE Prof. Coffman's Students Gain Experience in Handlin&Cases. In order that actual practice in the method of handling various types of law case may be ob tained, seniors in the law college under Prof. L. Dale Coffman will start a divorce case this afternoon at two o'clock in the law building's court rooms. The students are al lowed to handle these cases in their own manner to get the valu able experience needed in handling similar cases after graduation. Open to Public. About four or five such cases have already been presented this semester and at last a half dozen more are on the docket. The trials are open to the public. Witnesses for the cases are chosen by the lawyers either from the class or from some other source. The lawyer instructs his witness as to the details of the case and as to the points to be brought out in the testimony. Stage Fake Murder. In one instance a "murder" was staged to fcive witnesses first hand information to relate when later they were put on the stand lor direct and cross examination. Sometimes cases which have been settled by the real courts are used to form the basis for the practice trials. In this afternoon's divorce trial one of the women of the class will be the plaintiff while one of the men will act as the defendant. I The lawyers will be, chosen from the class. Cammis Glories LEGISLATURE - Lincoln As JNew Awgwan Appears ; Candid Camera, Gore, Short j Stories Hold Spotlight In New Edition. Gay in its cover of a "springish" motif, the March issue of Awgwan, filled to overflowing with candid camera shots, compusmania, short stories, fashions, gore galore and the new All American Humor, ap peared on the campus today. Enlivened by clever miniatures of tin design, the innovation needs some sort of explanation, accord ing to Editor Bilil Hollister. Every month the Awgwan plans to run the outstanding comedy feature found in American college humor publications. Th2 current feature is the Chaparral of Stanford uni versity, basing the choice on 'Little Pop Off," the hilarious tale of an Indian youth "seeing Life." Campbell Win Contest. Brum Campbell, writing under Ihe simplified nom de plume of Official (I ruler This Fire-Trap Are Stored 300.000 Volumes This is not a foto-fooler of the winning stack of matches on a bot tle; it is the kindling wood con struction on the third floor of the university library where "00.000 volumes are kept. Not one cent of COEOS WILL VOTE F OEFICERS TODAY Women to Cast Ballots At Ellen Smith, Home Ec Building. Thirteen A. W. S. officers and board members will bo named in a poll to be held irom a 10 o o'clock today in Ellen Smith hall and the ag home ec building. All university women will be eligible to vote in the election, provided identification cards are presented, Barbara DcPutron, retiring presi dent announced. Jane Barbour and Betty Cherny j head the list of candidates as ; nominees for the presidency of the organization. Miss Barbour has held the offices of A. W. S. secre tary and treasurer in her two years work in the organization, in addition to being active on the W. A. A. council, Y. W. staffs, the R. O. T. C. sponsors group. Alpha Lambda Delta, and is a member of Delta Gamma. Nominee's Activities. Miss Cherny has served on the A. W. S. board for the past two years, is a member of the Y. W. cabinet and newiy elected vice president of the campus Y. W. C. A., has been an active member in Tassels, Coed Counselors, Alpha Lambda Delta. Phi Chi Theta, the Junior-Senior Prom committee, the Junior class organization, and was honored as recipient of a William Gold key and as freshman attend ant to the May Queen in 1935. In the election of board mem bers four girls from each of the three upper classes will be named to serve on the board for the com ing year, with the provision that (Continued on Page 3.1 Gum ma Lambda Plans Election of Officers Gamma Lambda, honorary band fraternity, will meet tonight in Social Science room 101 at 7:30. Business of the evening will in clude an election of officers, and a discussion of plans for an all band smoker and banquet. THE WEATHER. Mcstly cloudy, somewhat warmer, was the weather man's prediction for today. The low est temperature last night was to be about 32 in Sprinir rit XtZt fX t .-..v.. iii.v. i. ..Lv. ...... month. His story, "The 'Card Gets j a Haircut, is a delightful farce that is extremely "punny." Editor Hollister grinds an eerie story thru the mill in "Dr. Fu Manchu Invades Ellen Smith Hall," a bit of a mystery account not for fingernail chewing people. Model Spring Fashions. A double pag;J spread is of fered for tho girls interested in the spring fashions as modeled by Maxine Durand. Jane Barbour, Jean Leftwich, Theora Nye, Har riet Bryon, Carol Clark and Jean Meents. Under the relished gore, "ob scene on the campus" delves deep ly into the lives of some of the better known campus figures. Any number of Cornhuskers can sigh with relief when they learn that ; 57 inches of gore has been missing ; since March 4 and, naturally i enough, omitted from I he March issue. I OR A.W.S BOARD Student Newspaper LINCOLN. ISEMtASKA, WEDNESDAY, MAKCII 17, 1937. J' ' firtT insurance is carried on these books or the building. The left picture shows that altho the building is structurally sound, it cannot accomodate the weight of the bookshelves. The middle tim A. V. S. Candidates Balloting for the election of A. W. S. president and officers will take place from 9 to 5 o'clock today in Ellen Smith hall and the ag Home Eco nomics building. Four girls from each of the three upper classes will be chosen as board members. The list of candidates is as follows: President. Jane Barboui. Betty Cherny. Senior Members. Dorothy Becher. Maxine Durand. Martha Jackson. Katherine Kilbuck. Rosalyn Lashinsky. Martha Morrow. Clarissa Wicks. Kathryn Winquist. Junior Members. Marjorie Crabill. Velma Ekwall. Maxine Federle. Lois Giles. Patricia Jensen. Helen Pascoe. Phyllis Robinson. Irene Sellers. Sophomore Members. Helen Danner. Marie Eggers. Mary Jane Hendricks. Marian Kaths. Janet Lau. Patricia Pope. Elizabeth Waugh. Priscilia Wicks. IRISH DON GKEEN TODAY TO HONOIl OLD ST. PATKICK By Marjorie Churchill. "There's not a mile in Ireland's isle Where the dirty vermin mus ters; The toads went hop, the frogs went flop. Slap dash into the water, And the beasts committed sui cide To save themselves from slaughter." And so runs one of the most popular legends regarding St. Pat rick, patron saint of Ireland, whose festival on March 17 is cele brated by Irishmen wherever they may happen to be. In his legend ary driving of the snakes and other reptiles out of Ireland, St. Patrick has achieved a fame which eclipses that of any other patron saint. Much uncertainty exists as to the life of this traditional person ality. He is believed to have been carried away by pirates in his 16th year from his home in Tours, France, and to have been taken to the north of Ireland, where he was 1 sold as a slave. Later he became a noted Christian evangelist to the j heathen in Ireland. j Celebration of the holiday in Ire- land is universal. The shamrock is 1 ! worn everywhere. In every house- ' hi, I, I n nlsitrfii cif tho hr-rli is t'h:-l, arc expected to "drown the shani- rock" in cenerous draughts of j f,ld "cn,i IIVV, ,1 LV LIIU All..lll.ll XWl .III. 1 I ants. In the large cities of America i the day is celebrated by a parade j mm inc streets or ine jiibii na tional societies. Observed through out the world by the Irish people, there is no holiday which so re news and intensifies the patrio tism of the people or which is dearer to the heart of the Irish man. G. McBride Issues Call To Tennis Enthusiasts Gregg McBride, tennis coach, has issued a call for all net team aspirants to report at 3:30 this afternoon at the coliseum. Now that spring is a short way off. Mentor McBride desires to have a large turnout of play ers desiring to gain berths on the racquet wielding outfit. of the University ber, supporting the weight of the shelves below, has pulled away from its joint. The photograph on the right shows the supporting beams of the tower, fine fuel for any fire that might occur. WILL PUBLICIZE CAMPUS EVENTS Student Council Publicity Group Plans Series Of Radio Talks. Initiating a drive to draw public attention to outstanding events and persons connected with the university, the publicity committee of the student council has sched uled a series of three fifteen min ute broadcasts over station KFAB, Bill Clayton chairman of the com mittee announced today. First of the broadcasts will be held from 5 to 5:15 o'clock on Thursday aft ernoon, March 18. "With the desire to draw "at tention toward the things of which Nebraska is proud." Clayton ex plained, "the programs will deal with such important topics as the student union building, the building campaign conducted by the Daily Nebraskan, and athletics at the university." Discussions for the broadcast will be taken from the student's point of view and will be held in the form of brief dialagues and short talks and comments, ac cording to Clayton. Comments on women's activities at the univer sity will be brought into the pro gram under the direction of Vir ginia Anderson, member of the committee. Those making up the committee which will appear on the program Thursday include: Clayton, Miss Anderson, Arnold Lovin. George Pipal, Thurtson Phelps, Kay Hen dy. and Leslie Bo.slaugh. I KENCII (Ji lt TO SING AT MEETING TONIGHT Lenore Teal, Precident, Invites All Students To Attend. Community singing ol French songs and informal discussion will be featured at the French flub meeting this evening at 8 p. m. in the Ambassador party room. Clare Hallet. senior and secre tary of the organization, will sing "Elegie" by Massenet and "Les Filles de Cadiz" by Celibes. Mary Tolhurst will accompany Miss Hallet All French .students ate invited to ntlcnd. Refreshments will be served. Lenore Teal, president, ta jn charge of arrangements. KFAB BROADCAST Players Produee Ballard's Lalesl Political Coinedv Alumnus of University Leads Varied Life As Playwright. From stage-hand to the top ranks of American drama has been the course traveled by Fred Bal lard, author of the current Uni versity players' comedy "The Sen ator's Husband," since he left his alma mater, the University of Ne braska, in the early 1900 s. A classmate of Ballard's. Dr. Eck Frank Schramm, chairman of the department of geology, de scribes the playwright the most thoroly human man he has ever met. A wonderful sense of humor and a quick sympathy for the un derdog has brought Ballard to the height of success, his friend states. A native of Lincoln. Fred Bal lard entered the university at tho early rgc of IS. majored in tho speech department, soon made (Continued on Tage 3.) i of Nebraska KAPPA PHI'S TO HONOR MISS GAMBLE TONIGHT Bennett College Dramatist To Speak at Meeting1 In Ellen Smith. Miss Maidie liuth Gamble, for merly of the Bennett College dra matic department nt Greensboro. N. C, will be the featured speaker at the Kappa Phi meeting to be held this evening from 7 to 8:30 o'clock in Ellen Smith hall. Miss Gamble will appear at the meeting of the Methodist girls' so rority under the auspices of the Woman's Home Missionary society. In addition to giving a short talk, Miss Gamble will sing and read several selections. Mr3. Charles Paine, alumna chaplain, is in charge of devotion als for the meeting . E OF Noted Hollywood Designer, Former Nebraskan Tells Of Rise to Fame. A Nebraska alumnus tells the inside story of a successful Holly wood designer in the new March Alumnus, which appears on the campus today. He is Lewis Roycr Hastings, '26. who has become one of the leading designers of the Twentieth Century-Fox studios in the film capital. Hastings is living a double life at Hollywood and Pasadena now. The Lewis R. Hastings part is an interior decorator and architect with a shop in Pasadena. Lewis Royer, his other self, designs cos tumes for famous movie stars. The reason for the dual role is that stars wouldn't want an interior decorator to make their costumes, nor would business men want a fashion stylist to plan their new club room. In his article "Clothes to the Stars," he describes the vast industry of fitting out the actors to appear before the camera. Article on Orient. A second article. "A Year and a World' by Christine Bednar, '03, and Millicent Stebbins, 06, both Chicago school teachers, tells of their late trip around the world and the other alumni they met everywhere. They devote most of their article to the description of the Orient, which is less familiar to most than the countries of Eu rope. Violet Cross Bulger. '3j, gives a first hand account ol the re-habil-itation of "flood-proof" Ports mouth, Ohio, after the recent dis astrous flood, in "Portsmouth Cleans House." The questions of alums concerning the use of the Union Building are answered by Ray K. Ramsay. Alumni secretary. Crawford Sums Up Book. Prof. Robert P. Crawford, '17, gives a short resume of his book "Think for Yourself" which ap peared last January and required (Continued on Page 3.) SPEAK ONSTATE MEET Misses Taylor, Hinthorn, Eiche, White to Give Talks Tonight. Highlights of the State Cabinet Training Conference held recently at Hastings will be discussed at the Y. W. C. A. Cabinet meeting at 7:00 this evening in F.llen Smith hall. The reports will he given by four of the delegates to the con ference from the cabinet. F.velyn Tavlor will speak on the speech' bv Mr, Y. T. Wu on the "End of An Era." The Estes ban quet, held Saturday evening, will be reported by Muriel White. Ber netliii Hinthorn will tell of Mr. Wu's Sundav address on "Why I Became a Christian", find Eleanor Eiche will conclude the report by giving her impression of the con- ' fcrenie as a whole. Devotionals will be lead by Max- j ine Imrund FRED BALLARD. MARCH ALUMNUS A S STORY LEWIS ROYER km tAMh PRICK 5 CENTS I 1 MEASURE TO FACE Student Council Leaders Show Varied Opinions On Resolution. The student council will placj its final stamp on the measure for political reform as proposed by the investigatory committee at thu meeting last week, when they con vene at five o'clock this afternoon. Although the plan was presented to the body a week ago, the coun cil charter rules that a week must intervene between the time of pres entation and the final vote. The proposal to be voted on, is the third of a series of reform pro posals designed by the investiga tory committee in its determined drive to clean up men's politics on the campus. The first two were presented to the council by the committee chairman some time ago and were referred to the judiciary committee for consideration. After a hearing with the Judiciary board, tho committee on investigations came forth with the pending com promise between the two plans. Two Provisions Made. Two definite provisions make up tho proposals, which its defend ants hope will better the campus election problem. The first of the proposals orders that the names of all factions be stricken from be hind the names of the candidates, both in the publication of those candidates and on the final ballot presented to student voters. The second provision would provide lor a system of judicial review of all candidates as to merit and eligi bility by the judiciary committee of the student council before they may go before the vote of the stu dent body. In last week's meeting little dis cussion was held on the second of the provisions, which seemingly met with the approval of the en tire body. However, the committee hit a snag in the presentation of the first part of the resolution when members of the investiga tory board itself rose up in pro test. Arnold Levin, president of the council, and a member of the committee, led the small group which opposed the bill, and was joined in his argument by severe 1 of the Junior members of the body. Levin Voices Opposition. When questioned as to his objec tions to the proposals, Levin (Continued on Page 3.1 F. 10 DIMS R COOPERATIVESAT AG State Marketing Agent to Address Convocation On Thursday. James F. Lawrence, state ex tension agent in marketing, will address a special ag college con vocation, on "Co-operatives in Europe," at the ag auditorium, Thursday afternoon. The assem bly is being sponsored by the ag ricultural executive board and will be called at 4 o'clock. The speaker economist has spent much time in the study of co-operatives, and has witnessed their present function in Europe. Last summer as he toured the con tinent of Europe he took a series of motion pictures which he will show in illustrating his lecture. Althea Barrada and Vincent Ja cobson, members of the board, are in charge of arrangements for the Convocation. Anyone interested in co-operatives and their develop ment is invited to attend. engineerOFhear technical papers Brown, Smith. Wallace Read Writings at A.S.M.E. Meeting Tonight. Technical papers by thiee en gineering' students will be present ed at a meeting of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers tonight at 7:00 o'clock. Tlieso pa pers are the last in a group in tended as preliminary work to tlm selection of the two students who will represent Nebraska at ths A. S. M. E. convention in Kar.sax City on April 9 and 10. Harold Brown, junior, will give his paper on "Abbot's Solar Cook er". A. E. Smith will discuss "Photography for Engineers", and Roger Wallace, senior, will present a paper on the' "Hi itt Method lor Producing Caiboiuiled Drinl.-s in the Home". Discussion of plans for attending the A. S. M. E. convention will also be held. Judging of papers by three faculty members, as yet un announced, will be held Monday to determine the two Nebraska men who will present their papers at the convention. 'Papers are set at fifteen minutes in length, but at the judging students will be al lowod to present only a five min ute resume of their subject. .lark Merrier i.i program chair man for tonight s meeting. VITAL VOTE TODAY 'r: V1' vv hi- p.- n- tv